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Kermit and Big Bird Stoned


Kermit-Hello, Kermit the frog here ...and welcome to sesameah street! I'd like to tell you what today's letter is, but I am really F****d up! Hey, Hey Big bird, do you know what today's letter is?

Big Bird-Sure Kermit! Today's letter is.........................joint!

Kermit-uaahhh...Big Bird, joint is not a letter, it is a word!

Big Bird-Sorry kids, Today's letter is 3!

Kermit- Um, Big Bird, 3 is not a letter, it is a number!

Big Bird- Exactly! Today's letter is 3...which is how many joints I've smoked today!

Big Bird-Kermit, are you with me?

Kermit- Hehe, god I'm stoned!

Big Bird- hehe...me too!

Both-hehe hehe hehe hehe

Elmo- Guy, guys, show go on! Come on!

Kermit- Thank you elmo. Um, Big Bird, why don't we sing our ABC's?

Big Bird-ok!

Both-a b c d e f r p q a c r t...

Big Bird-I forgot what we were doing Kremit!

Kermit-Um, did you just call me Kremit?

Big Bird- Yes I did!

Kermit- hee...Kremit the frog here...hee

Kermit-ok, ok..that's all the time we have for today kids...goodbye kids...today's show was brought to you by the letter..um..

Big Bird-...bong...

Kermit-And the number...

Big Bird-God you're messed up

Kermit-F**k you...the number f**ck you!

Both-well, bye bye!


Well...wasn't that weird? Hey, that's what we do!