Disclaimer: Before we begin, yes I will say this is my first crossover and also my first time writing so you may see cringe but also bad writing as well but hey it's one way of learning how to write. And also I do not own both The Amazing world of Gumball and Madness Combat. Madness Combat is own by Krinkles and TOWOG is own by Cartoon Network
Anyways Enjoy ;)
Chapter 1: Looks like we're no longer in Nevada
(In town of Elmore, California)
"Hey are you coming or what?" Darwin asked.
"Yes Yes I am just give me a moment" Gumball said.
After a few minutes Gumball ran downstairs.
"Alright I'm here." Said Gumball.
Then the doorbell rang and when Gumball went to answer it he saw Penny along with Teri as well.
"Penny! And Teri as well." Gumball said as he gave both of them a hug.
As they both walked out along with Teri and Darwin and after an hour walk that brought them into the forest they saw a red portal in the sky.
"What is that?" Gumball Yelled.
"I don't know, it seems like some sort of red ring thing." Darwin Yelled.
"Quick hide!" Penny Yelled.
The TAWOG gang hid behind a tree but the wind was so strong that Teri was being blown away but luckily Gumball grabbed her and held on tight and after 3 minutes the portal disappeared. The TAWOG then went out of hiding and looked up from the sky to see it gone.
"What do you think it was anyways?" Gumball Questioned.
"I don't know," said Darwin.
"Well whatever that was, let's just ignore it." said Gumball
"Wait but I also saw three people coming out of the portal," said Penny.
The TAWOG gang looked at Penny in a 'Wait what!' type face.
"Penny! There's no way three people fell to the ground." Said Gumball.
"Well we don't know if it's true unless we investigate." said Darwin.
The whole gang agreed on Darwin's idea and approached the area where they fell and when they arrived they saw it was not what they were predicting. The first person had black clothing like a ninja with a bandana on his head, a mask that covered his mouth, and red goggles that covered his eyes. He also had a Smith and Western 500 pistol, an SMG on the other and two other weapons on his back. One of them was a Dragon Sword and the other an ax. The second one looked like a man that has no facial features but only two lines that looks like a plus sign, a hat on top along with bandage on top of his forehead, Stone covering his mouth and his upper body, and also was wearing black jacket and a white T- Shirt.
"Wait, didn't you say that there were three of them?" Gumball questioned.
"Yeah I was about to say." Teri asked.
"Well maybe we should report this to the police." Penny said.
"They won't believe us if we tell them that we found two men." Gumball said.
"Yeah maybe you're right." Said Penny
"Yeah but who are they anyways?" Gumball questioned.
"We don't know who they are exactly. They could be aliens." Said Darwin.
"Darwin, they're not aliens, they're just normal people." Penny said as she was examining the two.
"You sure? Because that one in the hat has no face at all" Darwin said as he was looking at the man in the hat's face.
"I was thinking the same thing. Where is his face anyway?" Penny questioned.
"And how does he eat?" Gumball questioned as well.
"Are we forgetting something? And that's the fact that he is covered in stone." Teri said.
"Yeah I was about to say that maybe because his face is rock that he can't eat at all." Said Penny.
"Wait. what if they're dead?" Darwin said.
This led to the gang believing that if that's true then it would make sense but to test that Dawin grabbed a stick and poked it in the face he was not moving. Darwin poked it again but nothing happened. This led to them gasping in shock that they had found dead bodies lying on the ground.
"We found dead bodies!" Penny said nervously.
"What?" The whole gang yelled
"We can't just leave the dead body here we need to bury it" Darwin Yelled.
We're not going to bury it you know what happens if we do so. Teri said
As an argument was occurring Gumball was looking at the two seeing what they had and when he grabbed a stick and poked the man in the googles a gun came out of his hand scaring Gumball in the process.
"You know what shall we just leave and just forget that this all happened?" Gumball said nervously as he saw one of the men in the Google's Gun.
"Gumball we can't just leave the bodies there and for someone to find them otherwise they'll think we were the ones." Darwin said.
"Yeah true but it's not that, it's that." Gumball said as he pointed the man in the red goggles gun
When the gang peaked and saw the gun they were beginning to feel uncomfortable and agreed and as they left the forest the man in the hat woke up from being knocked out and as he got up he noticed something different. As he got up he saw another man running towards him. He appeared to be a muscular man without a shirt with black glasses and a bandana on his head. He also had black work pants and bandages around his chest while holding a hook from his left hand. As he grabbed Deimos and lifted him up Deimos was beginning to ask himself a question about 'Where are we at anyways?'
"Ugh..Sanford what happened?" The man in the hat questioned.
"I don't know Deimos. It seems like The Auditor has teleported us to a different world." Said Sanford.
"Yeah and also why is there grass and Trees here? I thought they were abolished." Deimos said.
"Yeah I had the same question. But also where's Hank?" Deimos Questioned.
"Right here." Said Hank as he got up from the ground.
"Hank, aren't you seeing that the sky is blue and the sun. I thought you-" Deimos said before getting interrupted by Hank.
"Killed it? Yeah I did but don't care, just another trick." Hank Said.
"Yeah. But where are we anyway?" Deimos Asked.
"Well we're in a forest that's were we are." said Sanford.
"Well if that's the case then we to find a way out." Deimos said.
As Hank, Deimos, and Stanford all walked out of the forest they see a bunch of houses, shops, and fast food places right down where they are at.
"Well I guess we're no longer in Nevada" Said Sanford.
"Well you can say that for sure." Deimos said as he pointed at the sign saying 'Welcome to Elmore California.'
After hours of walking in the sidewalk in Elmore, California people were noticing Hank more than the others because of what he had behind his back and backed away from him. There were also cars driving along the road and people were walking down the sidewalk minding their own business. Deimos and Sanford felt like it was just their normal routine before Hank ruined it while Hank felt suspicious about Elmore.
"Hank, come on, you don't need to be that concerned about Elmore." Said Deimos.
"I'm not concerned Deimos, I'm suspicious about this place. About why there are weird beings or creatures in different shapes and sizes." Said Hank.
"Like what exactly?" Deimos Asked.
"Look at that balloon right there, don't you see that it's sentient and can speak? Or that paper bear right there." Hank Said as he was pointing at both Alan and Teri.
"Oh please Hank it's normal here like how it's normal in Nevada Hank." Said Sanford.
Hank was beginning to think that yeah it's normal in Nevada for weird stuff to happen but this place topped the cake. Not even The Auditor would go to such measures to make a world this weird. As Hank finished thinking he still wasn't sure if this world is normal as Nevada.
"Hey Hank, maybe we can get something to eat then we can find something to do afterwards." Said Sanford.
"He's right I haven't eaten anything in a while." Said Deimos.
Hank, Deimos, and Sanford all went to the Joyful Burger place where when they entered they saw the place packed already.
"Well this is gonna take a while." Said Deimos.
"Relax Deimos. By the time this is done we will have our meal in no time" Said Sanford.
"Like if this place is two seconds. I'll find a seat." Said Hank.
After a 10 minutes of waiting in line Sanford was next in line and what he saw was a man who was 3D, and looked like he had a face of a rock. He also wears a green shirt, an orange tie, a red badge with a diagonal stripe down the middle, and an orange hat with red and white stripes. He also had a tag saying Larry on his badge. As Sanford walked to the man in the rock face he smiled.
"Hi there, welcome to joyful burger. What would you like?" Said Larry.
"Yeah can I have..a…Number 3 combo with a coke, A number 7 with lemonade, and a number 10 boneless please." Said Sanford as he was ordering.
"Do you want any sauce on those wings?" Larry asked.
"Yeah, can I have those Spicy Buffalo sauce." said Sanford.
"Alright, that will be $15.62 please." Said Larry.
As Sanford was paying Hank and Deimos were getting a lot of attention from the customers.
"You think they're looking at us because of how we look?" Said Deimos.
"Yeah but let's ignore it. I wouldn't care if somebody entered and began to recognize us." Said Hank.
As he finished his sentence Sanford brought the three foods and placed them on the table.
"Dinner is served." Sanford said jokingly.
As they were eating, Deimos was the first to begin to question Hank's eating.
"So Hank does your food taste like anything at all?" Deimos questioned.
"Yeah it tastes like ash." Said Hank.
Then just before Deimos could speak four people came in appearing to be kids. The first was a light blue cat with big round eyes, (The season 3 version) he has five whiskers, (Tho six because the sixth isn't visible) And an oversized head. He also wears gray trousers, coupled with a tan sweater along with brown pants. He lacks shoes though it doesn't seem to affect his feet when it comes to the burning ground of the sun. The second appears to be an orange fish with arms and legs along with wearing green shoes but also appears to have no clothing on him. The third one was a ghost girl who had no legs and a hair clip that resembles a skull and wings. Her left eye is covered with hair and her head was a rectangular shape. (Basically her season 2 design) And the last one appeared to be a shape-shifting fairy-like creature her eye color were orange-brown, she has wings and has antlers, she also appears to be glowing in a yellow color. As they went to sit themselves down Hank, Sanford, and Deimos walked out of the place now needing to find a place to stay only for them to get noticed by Darwin.
"Hey did you see that?" Said Darwin.
"See what?" Gumball Questioned.
As the four were looking at the window they saw nobody outside. Darwin went into a meh and told the gang to ignore it.
Meanwhile outside of the Joyful Burger Deimos was beginning to think where a Hotel is.
"Alright so where can we find a place to stay?" Said Deimos.
"Oh I know exactly where we can find a place to stay." Said Sanford.
"Let's hope so I don't want to live in that hell again." Said Deimos as he remembered the time where he was stabbed by a chain, dragged into a black portal while having no jaw and getting turned into stone.
As Sanford got the Hotel keys and entered the hotel room along with Hank and Deimos they put they're stuff down and sat down in a living room of the Hotel room beginning to think about what job they could get.
"Well we have many options for finding jobs but I only found three." Said Deimos.
"What are those three anyways?" Said Hank.
"Well the first one we can get is Elmore Junior High School where someone has to be an assistant teacher to help kids with anything and to check to make sure they weren't cheating along with two other jobs for the school like a fitness teacher and a janitor as well." Said Deimos.
"Okay what about the other jobs?" Sanford asked.
"Well the Other jobs are the Joyful burger one and the Shopping Mall one those two." Said Deimos.
"Well Hank what do you think?" Sanford asked Hank.
Hank then was beginning to think to himself that if he went for the joyful burger one would be boring for him stand on the counter ordering peoples food and would need the urge to attack someone if he get either to bored or to impatient and it would lead to a disaster in Elmore. The Shopping Mall one would be the same as the Joyful burger. But the Junior High one took Hanks attention not only would he be able to spy on them and also protect the school but he would also fit very well in the class tho for Deimos and Sanford they wouldn't be so thumps up with the idea because considering that he killed over a thousand agents and grunts, killed the sun, killed god twice, plunge Nevada into darkness, got killed by a reality bending zombie clown, and got resurrected a total of nine times, Hank still wanted to take the risk anyways.
"So which one did you choose?" Said Deimos.
"Junior High. No questions asked." Said Hank.
As Hank got up from his chair and went to the bed to lie down, Deimos and Sanford weren't so happy about that.
"Is he insane? That place is full of children. He could traumatize them instantly if he pulls down the mask." Said Sanford.
"Relax Sanford besides who has he traumatized anyways?" Said Deimos.
"Well first of all he scared that Balloon Girl when he was eating and also scared that..uhh..that…well I don't know who else he scared." Said Sanford.
"Come on, let's give him a chance until 2BDammed opens the portal and brings us back to Nevada or Something." Said Deimos.
As Deimos went to the bathroom Sanford didn't really feel comfortable with the idea that a man who was shot, stabbed, Bitten, and exploded, along as well as plunging Nevada into Hell as well as killing a thousand agents was going to get a job at a school but Hank wanted to see if he fits in that environment.
As Deimos got out of the bathroom Sanford made his choice.
"Fine, let's make sure first he can get a checkup." Said Sanford.
After leaving the Hotel and after heading to the hospital where Hank managed to terrify a bunch of doctors and nurses they walked to the school and bumped into a man in greenish gray fur with glasses on. Although he apologized and walked his normal day, Deimos was going to need some help on where the school is.
"Excuse me sir. Can you give us the location of where Elmore Junior High is?" Deimos asked the man in the fur.
"Oh yes it's over there two blocks down. Said The man in the fur.
"Thanks." Said Deimos.
As they all walked to the School they saw the man in fur again
"Wait sir! Do you work here by any chance?" Deimos Questioned.
"Why of course I'm the principal here, why exactly?" The Man in the fur questioned.
"Well we're looking for a job because we got fired at..uhh…at that other school in Nevada." Said Sanford.
"Oh sure, come in, I'll help you with that." Said the man in the fur.
As Hank, Deimos, and Sanford entered the school they entered the principal's office and Sanford and Deimos sat down on the chair while Hank put his back on the wall.
"Well in case if you don't know us I'm Nigel Brown The Principal At Elmore Junior High and this is my teacher Mrs. Simians" Said Nigel.
"Well I'm Deimos and this is Sanford." Deimos introduces himself and Sanford.
As Nigel looked at Hank he was beginning to get a tingle of fear into not only the principal's eyes but also the Teacher as well and when Hank looked at them Nigel began to ask him his name.
"And what…A-a-about you s-s-sir?" Said Nigel in nervousness.
Hank then walked towards the Principal's desk causing him to sweat a lot before Hank introduced himself.
"That name is Hank. Hank J. Wimbledon." Said Hank.
"W-w-well then Hank I-I guess you three need a job right?" Nigel Questioned.
"Well yeah what else are we supposed to do?" Said Sanford.
"Well there are other jobs then this but why exactly?" Simian Questioned.
"Well the reason why is because they got fired from their original jobs in Nevada so they need to find one here exactly." Said Nigel
"Really? So do you have a record?" Simian Asked.
As Simian said that Sanford and Deimos were beginning to realize that they haven't got records of the time that they became teachers and as they were about to meet their doom Hank came in to help them.
"I'll deal with this." Hank Said.
Hank then pulled out his Dragon Sword and ax and pointed at both the Teacher and the Principal causing them to get very terrified.
"Listen here you two were not here because we wanted to. We're here because we just need a job and that's it. It doesn't matter if we are assistant teachers or if we are a bus driver or a gym teacher it doesn't matter so it's rather you hire us or pay the price." Said Hank.
As the principal thought he was about to meet his doom he agreed to hire them three causing Hank to put his weapons back.
As Hank left the office Deimos and Sanford were just standing there looking at them both.
"Well what are you looking at us?" Nigel questioned.
"You should not have said records pal." Said Sanford.
As Sanford and Deimos left the office as well, Nigel began to realize that what he just hired was a literal killer to the school grounds.
"Oh god this is bad what have I done." Said Nigel as he was beginning to panic.
(Meanwhile in Nevada)
"Sir, we found something in the radar." An Agent said.
"What is it now?" The Auditor said.
"Well it seems like Hank and his crew are not dead yet after you banish them." The Agent Said.
By the time The Agent finished The Auditor turned to look at The Agent.
"Where are they now?" The Auditor Asked.
"Well when we were tracking them we saw that they were somewhere in Elmore, California." The Agent said.
"Elmore?" The Auditor questioned.
"Yes Elmore. It seems like you transported them to a world where humans are not humans but are instead…different types of species." The Agent said.
Those words took The Auditor's attention.
"Send in The Agents to where they are, I want them dead." The Auditor ordered.
As the Agent nodded and left to order the others, The Auditor looked outside the window of where he banished them and began giggling. And after he finished giggling he looked up before saying.
"I found you Hank."
And that about covers it so if you are wondering about Hank, Deimos, and Sanford designs Hank and Stanford's are basically the Project Nexus design while Deimos is the Dedmos Adventure: Dedmos Rebuilt.
So anyways I hope you enjoy more will come after this so anyways I hope you enjoy it ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)