Magical WHAT?!
The Text Version
Written by Miku Ohshima and Rini K.
Art by Miku Ohshima, et. al.
Courtesy of New Earth Networks
You mean you don't know?!
Once upon a time, there was two girls, and two boys. ^_^
Aw man, not another "once upon a time" story!
Like I said! There were two girls and two boys. Let's meet the girls, shall we?
Sure, I guess. Whatever you say.
This is Serena. Serena is... a girl.
Yes, I figured.
This is Chao. Chao is a girl too.
Duh. Right. Just.. go on.
This is Lance and Professor Tomoe. They're the boy pals of our heroines.
There was once a mad scientist in the area who made...
Octopus! (Hehehe)
How did you know? Oh well. Anyway, he made octopus. Killer octopus trained in the art of Kendou.
O.o()
"I have finished my newest creation! The best fighting octopus this side of the Pacific Ocean, Matsu!"
Hmm.. okkk...
The mad scientist wanted Matsu for one reason: to steal Marshmallow Crystals. If he collected all 7 Marshmallow Crystals, they would form the Master Marshmallow.
Now I *know* this is a parody. You just got hungry and narrated, DIDN'T YOU?!
I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THIS KIND OF REJECTION!! I'M OUTTA HERE!! SEE YA!!
I'm sorry...
^.^ Thankies! So, while the mad scientist was being weird with his baby octopus, Prof. Tomoe was telling jokes and...
Shh! I heard something!
That scream must have been what you heard. Oh, wait!
Huh?
OH NO! Lance's marshmallow crystal has been taken by Matsu!
Is that a *bad* thing?
"Ahahaha! I have taken Lance's pure marshmallow! One more crystal and I can take over the world!"
Didn't Pinky and the Brain try that? u.u;
"Lance... Lance... my poor Lance!"
Serena, henshin yo!
Serena does her transformation, and becomes...
What?
MAGiCAL PRETTY BLUE!
o.o;
"Stop right there! I am the blue clothed girl of American culture! I am Magical Pretty Blue!"
Doesn't that sound really familiar?
"How dare you get marshmallow crystals from overpayed band boys?! In the name of Blue, you're punshed!"
o_O Yes, it is REALLY familiar.
"Blue Sugar Rope Attack!"
Oh jeez...
And with a mighty whack, Matsu hits Pretty Blue! Wait... that's cheating! He's supposed to get hit! MODER!
No, technically he can do that. He's not a Daimon, you know.
^^; Oh yeah. Where'd the rose come from? Who yelled?
I thought YOU were supposed to know.
"I'm Magical Pretty Pink! Get ready to go 6 feet under!"
Ooh! I think she means buisness!
Just then the Mad Scientist walks up. "Ah, it's the magical girls again. Nice to see you."
Hey, he looks familiar... doesn't he?
"You know Reader-san, he looks *really* familiar! Kinda like Professor Tomoe. Doncha think, Tomoe?"
o_o Where IS Professor Tomoe?
"I'm right here! =) "
Then who's the mad scientist??
"I am... KOJIROU OF ROCKET DAN!! Ahahahaha!"
What a turn of events.
"Now Matsu! Take Lance's crystal and we'll be finished."
Good, Lance is going to die now.
"Not if I can help it! Sure, Lance doesn't need a marshmallow, but Serena loves him and that's good enough incentive for me!"
Ganbatte, Pretty Pink!
"Pink Spiral Pink Thwack!"
That's gotta hurt.
Pretty Pink hit Matsu until he was subdued, and the marshmallow crystal followed her.
You go, girl.
The marshmallow crystal found its way into Lance's heart, and he was all better.
Aw darn! u_u I'm siding with Kojirou on this one.
Um, ok...? HEY! Isn't anyone going to do anything about Kojirou?
Hey Blue...
"Super Red, make up!"
"I am Super Red! Now I will punish you in the name of, um, Red!"
I smell a rip-off.
Using the powers of the moon and the colour red...
...Kojirou was beaten rather sadly.
::snicker::
Like always, Kojirou and the Rocket Gang have a bad feeling.
Can I go home now?
NO! I'm not done. You prolly don't know what happens to our heroines.
Does it matter?
It matters. Anyway, Serena happily went on ogling at Lance and they lived happily ever after, except when Lance's pension checks stopped coming.
Sounds normal. And Chao?
Well... Prof. Tomoe told her that he had to go back home to his daughter Hotaru and it was over. Poor Chao!
;_;
Don't cry, dear reader! Ichijouji Ken fell in love with her. She was shocked.
Great, I think. Right?
It is, because now they are betrothed! ^_^
But what about Matsu?
Kojirou eventually abandoned him to the streets of Philadelphia. But poor Matsu's body didn't last long, and he became a Peep Marshmallow.
So everything's ok?
For the most part, yes. Our fantastic four end their adventure here, in this panel.
So this must be...
The End!
Miku Ohshima as Chao (Pretty Pink)
And Lance's screaming voice
Rini K. as Serena (Pretty Blue/Super Red)
Miki Shinichirou as Kojirou
About The Creators
Miku Ohshima is currently a student at Miskatonic University who enjoys playing music, anime, writing, drawing, and theatre.
Rini K. is a cute little kid who likes Barbies, Brittney Spears, and Lance Bass of Nsync. She watches Sailormoon, Pokemon, Digimon Adventure, and Cardcaptor Sakura (because of Hoppy).