Leven 5 is METMA Mandy
Chickfix is Hermione L. Granger
Disclaimer: We don't even own our selves, much less Macky or anything else....
Leven5: ron goes to visit charlie (taking hermione and macky of course)
Leven5: runs into krum and BOOM big beat-down
Leven5: some serious ass whoopin
Leven5: and macky saves the day somehow!
Leven5: ;) what do you think?
Chickfix: alright!!!
Chickfix: bring it on!!
Ron sat on the suitcase, attempting to close it. Pushing down with all of his might, he finally heard the two clasps click right before a muffled bump hit against the top of the luggage.
"Oy, shut up you stupid rabbit," Ron snapped. For Ron, had indeed locked Macky in the suitcase with hope that the stupid thing would suffocate. (HLG AN: Naughty Ron!! Naughty Naughty Ron!!)
"Ron?" Hermione called up the stairs, "Ron, are you nearly ready to go?"
"Yeah," he called back down, dragging his suitcase off the bed. He let it hit every stair.
"I hope you have nothing breakable in there," Hermione said with a surprised tone of voice, "it'll be smashed to bits."
"There's nothing valuable in there," Ron replied confidently, "ready to Floo to Romania? Charlie said he'd be expecting us around seven."
Hermione pointed sternly to the Weasley clock, which now pointed to 'LATE AS USUAL, RON!' Ron smiled sheepishly.
"I don't think seven is happening, Ron," said Hermione, shaking her head. "But let's get going."
The two threw a massive handful of floo powder into the fireplace for the transcontinental floo, and stepped into the magical fire. A massive hairball flew from out of nowhere into Ron's mouth as he tried to say their destination. Of course, this was nothing out of the ordinary. Hairballs DO roam, you know! (MN: Heh.)
"Bull," said Ron expressively. "Ro," he said, though it was mostly muffled by a hack, "mania." The two felt a sharp pull, and they appeared in a bustling fireplace. They stepped out and looked around. It was a bar, hazy with smoke, and filled with many people drinking from full glasses.
"Well well well!" said Ron, grinning, "Charlie IS living large, isn't he?"
"Yes," Hermione replied in a deadpaned voice, "He's living so large that he lives in a bar called Bull-ro-mania. Amazing, huh?"
"What?" Ron asked.
"You said Bullromania, not Romania," Hermione gently pointed out, then in her much meaner, Professor McGongall type voice, "And now we're bloody stuck in the middle of God only knows where! I'm going to go see if this place has somewhere we can stay the night." With that Hermione picked up her bag and stormed off
Sighing, Ron picked up his own suitcase and trudged to the bar. "One Bloody Mary, hold the blood," he said plopping down on the stool. He had just begun drinking his drink when his suitcase began to thump.
"Great, he woke up," Ron muttered before looking down. And to his surprise he no longer had a non-bloody Mary, but instead Macky in his arms.
"Oh no," Ron breathed before his head hit the counter.
"Um, are you okay?" said a thick accent from Ron's right.
"Oh, I'm perfect, just perfect," came Ron's muffled reply, "My girlfriend's pissed at me, my drink disappeared, and this stupid bunny is back."
"I am thinking the bunny is very cute," the voice replied. It was then that something clicked. Ron's head shot up to look the guy in the eye.
"Victor Krum!" he shouted with all of the animosity he felt at the moment (it was quite a bit), "You ba-"
"Ron!" came Hermione's voice from amidst the hazy smoke, "Ron, where are you? I've found us-" she suddenly appeared in between the two, "Oh, hello, Victor."
"Oh, hello, Vickey," Ron imitated in a high voice, "get behind me," he ordered, pushing Hermione behind him.
"Um- Ron?" she began to ask as Ron picked up Macky and held him high in the air screaming,
"I now call upon all the powers of the bunnies of the fluff!"
There came a loud CRACK and dozens of pseudo-Mackys appeared for all the crowd to see. With a yell of "Fluffy bunny power!" they began to dance the cha-cha on Krum's large Bulgarian nose. He yelped and hid under the bar, Mackys still cha-cha-ing on his back.
"I am not vliking this!" shouted Victor, speaking absolutely normally. "Call vthem voff!" he shouted, hardly noticing the bar full of people staring at him.
Ron laughed evilly. "Never!" he exclaimed, nearly knocking over a bowl of peanuts as he pointed at Krum. "Never! ...Until you sign this 54 page contract stating that you will NEVER again invite Hermione to Bulgaria, ask her to ANY sort of dance, and signature that she is once and for all MY WOMAN!" The last words thundered in the bar, and even the Mackys stopped pounding Krum's scowling face to listen.
"Your woman?" shrieked Hermione.
A hush fell over the crowd. Even the pseudo-Mackys stopped in mid air.
"Uh-oh" Ron muttered.
"Your woman?" Hermione repeated.
"Now you've done it," Krum muttered.
"He called me, his woman!!" Hermione shrieked before attacking (HLG AN: Dude, I'm thinking The Lion King with Pumba, Timon, and the hyenas. lol!!)
Hermione jumped wildly on Ron beating him senseless. Even the pseudo-Mackys winced at some of her blows.
"Owieee!" whimpered Ron. "Stop it, Hermione, I take it back!" he shrieked, trying to shield his head from some of the blows.
To everyone's surprise, Hermione stopped hitting him mid-air. She looked at the crowd, puzzled. "Where are we, anyway?" she wondered.
"Disney World!" shouted a random passerby who bore no resemblance whatsoever to Hermione L. Granger. (MN: No resemblance at all! *whistles innocently*)
"Well, that would explain the giant mouse," muttered Ron, rubbing his bruised head.
"What I don't understand," said Hermione, "is why there is a bar in Disney World? Isn't this for the children? And furthermore, Ron said Bullromania ... which sounds nothing at all like Disney World! This makes no sense!" she shouted, tearing at her hair.
"Hermione?" Ron said sweetly, "shut up, dear."
And Macky the fluffy bunny disappeared with a *POP* never to be seen again. (Except in other insane fics by HLG and M)
Hermione L. Granger: Well that was scary behyond all reason. LOL!! Anyway, hope y'all enjoyed a bit more Macky time. BTW...just in case you were wondering Macky comes from a kid in my Geometry class named Macky...I don't really know how he got in the HP world, but hey, whatever works!!
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