Fandom Paradise
A Songfic about fanfic Authors
by Mr. Crash
Disclaimer: I don't own the tune to this song, so Coolio, back off, you
already got money from Weird Al (and yes, I spelled 'Weird' correctly).
I do own the words, however, and will kick butt on anyone who steals.
***
As I walk through the work room
(it's where I write, eat, and rest),
I take a look at my life,
and realize that I'm obsessed.
But that's just perfect
for an author like me.
You know I work through the night,
all but unceasingly.
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm goin' strong,
and there's no need to tell me it's takin' long, fool.
And I've been writin' and readin' so long, that,
even Lady Orla thinks my mind is gone.
I write all kinds of fics,
from romance to action.
I don't care if it's 'bout love,
or killin' and smashin'.
But if I finish all of my fics,
and you finish in time,
then tonight we're gonna read ourselves
some Lemon and Lime.
We've been spendin' most our lives, living in a Fandom Paradise.
Write a songfic once or twice, living in a Fandom Paradise.
And you'd probably think it bites, living in a Fandom Paradise.
And you'd be right, 'cause we ain't got lives, living in a Fandom Paradise.
Another guy gave me a bad review last week,
but I just smiled at him, while being called a writer whose weak.
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well,
'cause I'll be laughin' my head off, when I review him as well.
But I ain't never flamed a sucker,
even if he deserved it.
Though writers with mental problems,
that's more then been heard of.
I never write Lemons,
but I do me some Lime.
But if you really like Lemons,
then gimme some time, fool.
If you go and flame me,
you'll regret for years.
Because I'll send you so much hate-mail
that you'll burst into tears.
But are minds ain't really straight,
so please don't point and stare.
We're just
psychologically impaired.
There's no thought, no brains, no sanity,
No one's mind here works.
Like idiots on steroids,
we're really just mental quirks.
We've been spendin' most our lives, living in a Fandom Paradise.
Kill a villain once or twice, living in a Fandom Paradise.
Outlaw Star fics are kinda nice, living in a Fandom Paradise.
"Take a chance, and roll the dice," living in a Fandom Paradise.
Booting up the laptop,
starting Microsoft Works.
Wrote another death-fic,
callin' it "The Big Hurts."
Think I'm really crazy,
then your idea hit the mark.
'Cause I know I'm million times
as nutty as thou art.
I'm the big old author
upstart writers wanna be,
like do the fics day and night,
wrote a new one called "The Titan's Might."
So don't complain, and don't be whiney,
about-my-fics-or-I-will-get
all hate-mail over your hineny.
We've been spendin' most our lives, living in a Fandom Paradise.
Heero Yuy will never die, living in a Fandom Paradise.
Goku kicks butt all the time, living in a Fandom Paradise.
Girls chase Tenchi all the time, living in a Fandom Paradise.
(Rhythmic signing until fade out)
***
Well, wadda ya think? Please, R&R! And by the way, Lady Orla is, if you don't know her,
the author of many, many fanfics. She works with Webmistress Jaelle at the site:
http://homepages.ihug.co.nz/~jaelle/Jaelle_Orla.htm
Orla's most famous piece of work is the Gundam Wing fic "Test Tubes, Dragon Spawn, and
Demi-Gods". This fic is insanely huge... IT'S ONE-HUNDRED AND SEVENTY-FIVE
CHAPTERS LONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (And that's not counting the prologue!) The web site for
TTDSDG is
http://www.dreamwater.net/ashura/TestTubes/TestTubes0.html
If you like any sort of fics, check out both sites!
A Songfic about fanfic Authors
by Mr. Crash
Disclaimer: I don't own the tune to this song, so Coolio, back off, you
already got money from Weird Al (and yes, I spelled 'Weird' correctly).
I do own the words, however, and will kick butt on anyone who steals.
***
As I walk through the work room
(it's where I write, eat, and rest),
I take a look at my life,
and realize that I'm obsessed.
But that's just perfect
for an author like me.
You know I work through the night,
all but unceasingly.
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm goin' strong,
and there's no need to tell me it's takin' long, fool.
And I've been writin' and readin' so long, that,
even Lady Orla thinks my mind is gone.
I write all kinds of fics,
from romance to action.
I don't care if it's 'bout love,
or killin' and smashin'.
But if I finish all of my fics,
and you finish in time,
then tonight we're gonna read ourselves
some Lemon and Lime.
We've been spendin' most our lives, living in a Fandom Paradise.
Write a songfic once or twice, living in a Fandom Paradise.
And you'd probably think it bites, living in a Fandom Paradise.
And you'd be right, 'cause we ain't got lives, living in a Fandom Paradise.
Another guy gave me a bad review last week,
but I just smiled at him, while being called a writer whose weak.
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well,
'cause I'll be laughin' my head off, when I review him as well.
But I ain't never flamed a sucker,
even if he deserved it.
Though writers with mental problems,
that's more then been heard of.
I never write Lemons,
but I do me some Lime.
But if you really like Lemons,
then gimme some time, fool.
If you go and flame me,
you'll regret for years.
Because I'll send you so much hate-mail
that you'll burst into tears.
But are minds ain't really straight,
so please don't point and stare.
We're just
psychologically impaired.
There's no thought, no brains, no sanity,
No one's mind here works.
Like idiots on steroids,
we're really just mental quirks.
We've been spendin' most our lives, living in a Fandom Paradise.
Kill a villain once or twice, living in a Fandom Paradise.
Outlaw Star fics are kinda nice, living in a Fandom Paradise.
"Take a chance, and roll the dice," living in a Fandom Paradise.
Booting up the laptop,
starting Microsoft Works.
Wrote another death-fic,
callin' it "The Big Hurts."
Think I'm really crazy,
then your idea hit the mark.
'Cause I know I'm million times
as nutty as thou art.
I'm the big old author
upstart writers wanna be,
like do the fics day and night,
wrote a new one called "The Titan's Might."
So don't complain, and don't be whiney,
about-my-fics-or-I-will-get
all hate-mail over your hineny.
We've been spendin' most our lives, living in a Fandom Paradise.
Heero Yuy will never die, living in a Fandom Paradise.
Goku kicks butt all the time, living in a Fandom Paradise.
Girls chase Tenchi all the time, living in a Fandom Paradise.
(Rhythmic signing until fade out)
***
Well, wadda ya think? Please, R&R! And by the way, Lady Orla is, if you don't know her,
the author of many, many fanfics. She works with Webmistress Jaelle at the site:
http://homepages.ihug.co.nz/~jaelle/Jaelle_Orla.htm
Orla's most famous piece of work is the Gundam Wing fic "Test Tubes, Dragon Spawn, and
Demi-Gods". This fic is insanely huge... IT'S ONE-HUNDRED AND SEVENTY-FIVE
CHAPTERS LONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (And that's not counting the prologue!) The web site for
TTDSDG is
http://www.dreamwater.net/ashura/TestTubes/TestTubes0.html
If you like any sort of fics, check out both sites!