Disclaimer:I still don't own James Bond or DBZ.
"Wow, this is Capsule Corps?!" said an excited and awed Goku.
"Yeah, yeah, Kakorott. Let's just get this over with."
Vegeta pulled the car up to the security gate, and was allowed in after showing the man his I.D.
" I wonder where we're supposed to go now." said Goku.
"Look, I already told you people to get out of my lab!" came a woman's voice from inside a nearby building.
"I guess we fallow the yelling." said Vegeta answering his companion's question.
The pair made there way into the building to find three people inside. Two policeman, who looked rather scared at the moment, and a blue-haired woman, who looked rather mad.
"The police have already searched my lab, and besides I already told you the stolen items weren't stolen from here." stated the blue-haired woman in a not so nice and understanding tone.
"Uh, sorry ma'am." said one of the policeman before heading out the door, shortly followed by his partner.
After they were gone, Vegeta decided it was time to make his presence known.
"Hello." he said.
The woman, who up until now hadn't even noticed they were in the room.
"What do you two want." she demanded coolly.
"We're special agemmbbggmm..."said Goku, but was interrupted by Vegeta's hand over his mouth.
"We're from the insurance company."
The woman looked at them suspiciously, and for a second Vegeta was afraid Goku's stupidity had blown their cover.
"Insurance guys huh? Well, whatever you are get out of my lab. I already told the police this is not where the items were taken from."
Vegeta smirked confidently.
"Our apologies, um..." he cut off waiting for her to fill in the gap with her name, though he already had a pretty good guess as to who she was.
The blue-haired woman, who was in no mood for Vegeta's charm, simply continued to glare.
Vegeta felt his own patience starting to slip away, but he never faltered.
"Well, once again I'm sorry, Woman, but we have to be going now."
The blue-haired woman reacted just the way he had expected her to.
"What?! Don't you dare call me woman!"
"Well, if I don't know your name, then what am I supposed to call you?" he asked, clearly amused, and trying to hide it.
The woman was now fuming.
"My name is Bulma Briefs, and that's what I expect you to call me. Now if you don't mind I asked you to leave, and you're not helping any in here." With that she turned and went back to the experiment she'd been working on before the cops had interrupted.
"Sure," said Vegeta turning, and motioning for Goku(had remained silent the entire time for fear of Bulma Briefs' wrath) to follow,"....woman."
The last thing Vegeta heard as he walked out the door was a stream of curses, and a loud "ERRRRRGGGGHHHH!"
(duu nu duu nuu du nuu nuu)
"I don't think she liked you." said Goku as they walked towards the main labortory building.
Vegeta rolled his eyes.
"Kakorott, your intelect never ceases to amaze me."
Goku smiled proudly......then realised after a minute that his partner had said it with sarcasim.
"Hey!"
Vegeta just rolled his eyes again.
"Come on, Kakorott, we need to get this investigation under way. We've waisted enough time already."
They entered the lab to find the two police from before, and a short man, with purple hair, wearing a lab coat.
"Excuse me," (That's right Vegeta just said excuse me.) He said walking over to the man and extended his hand. "Dr. Briefs I presume."
The man knodded and shook Vegeta's hand.
"May I ask who you are?" asked Dr. Briefs.
Vegeta shot a glance at Goku before answering.
"I'm Agent Bond, and this is Agent Kakorott. We're from the insurance company. We need to know exactly what was stolen so we can estimate how much it's going to cost."
Dr. Briefs knodded and preceded to tell the two agents exactly what had been stolen.
(duu nu duu nuu du nuu nuu)
Meanwhile far far away, but not really that far....
"Have you finished yet?" asked a very impatient, very short, white and purple man.
"Uuuh, not yet, Lord FreizaFinger." said a short alien guy nervously.
"Dr. Kiwi, I am very disappointed. You said you'd have it done sooner."
"I-I know, b-but we r-ran into s-some complications."
"Complications?"
The small alien nodded.
"Very well, you may go back to the lab now." said FreizaFinger waving Dr. Kiwi away.
Dr. Kiwi sighed with relief, and turned to go................then fell to the floor a second later a pile of dust.
"Hehehehe, NOT!" said FreizaFinger, his finger still extended from blasting Dr. Kiwi.
"Uh, Lord FreizaFinger, you just blasted your top scientist to oblivion. Who's going to carry out the research now?" asked MetalMouthZarbon.
FreizaFinger didn't answer for a moment, realizing the truth in his top henchman's words.
"Uh, well, uh, Dr. Gero, get in here!" he yelled.
A man with long white hair, and a lab coat, quickly entered.
"Yes, LordFreizaFinger."
"Dr. Gero, you're now my top scientist. Go work on the Capsule Project." he said with a wave of his hand.
Dr. Gero didn't move.
"Uh, sire, I only know how to make androids."
FreizaFinger paused again, then glared at him like an idiot.
"Well, go figure it out. Now away with you." he said waving his hand again.
After he was gone, FreizaFinger turned to MetalMouthZarbon.
"You know it really isn't fare." he said tears forming in the corners of his eyes. "No one respects me."
MetalMouthZarbon (that's fun to say out loud. You should try
it.) though inwardly he was rolling his eyes.
"Not this speech again." he thought.
"I mean you think they'd show some respect you know. I try and I try, but no one seems to care. So what if I haven't taken over the world yet. It's not from a lack of trying. It's always that stupid agent, what's his name?"
"Vegeta Bond." said MetalMouthZarbon.
"Yeah him. Well, that's not going to happen again. This time I will succeed." as he spoke his voice got louder, and he began to stand up. "I will take over the world, and when I do," he brought his pinky up to his mouth. "I'll demand.....a million dollars!"
MetalMouthZarbon stared at him blankly.
"Lord FreizaFinger, have you been watching Austin Powers again?"
"Uh, maybe, but it's none of your concern, because I am FreizaFinger, and I will... take over... the world!"
Well, it took me long enough. Hope you enjoyed it. Please, please, please reviwe. I live for reviews.
"Wow, this is Capsule Corps?!" said an excited and awed Goku.
"Yeah, yeah, Kakorott. Let's just get this over with."
Vegeta pulled the car up to the security gate, and was allowed in after showing the man his I.D.
" I wonder where we're supposed to go now." said Goku.
"Look, I already told you people to get out of my lab!" came a woman's voice from inside a nearby building.
"I guess we fallow the yelling." said Vegeta answering his companion's question.
The pair made there way into the building to find three people inside. Two policeman, who looked rather scared at the moment, and a blue-haired woman, who looked rather mad.
"The police have already searched my lab, and besides I already told you the stolen items weren't stolen from here." stated the blue-haired woman in a not so nice and understanding tone.
"Uh, sorry ma'am." said one of the policeman before heading out the door, shortly followed by his partner.
After they were gone, Vegeta decided it was time to make his presence known.
"Hello." he said.
The woman, who up until now hadn't even noticed they were in the room.
"What do you two want." she demanded coolly.
"We're special agemmbbggmm..."said Goku, but was interrupted by Vegeta's hand over his mouth.
"We're from the insurance company."
The woman looked at them suspiciously, and for a second Vegeta was afraid Goku's stupidity had blown their cover.
"Insurance guys huh? Well, whatever you are get out of my lab. I already told the police this is not where the items were taken from."
Vegeta smirked confidently.
"Our apologies, um..." he cut off waiting for her to fill in the gap with her name, though he already had a pretty good guess as to who she was.
The blue-haired woman, who was in no mood for Vegeta's charm, simply continued to glare.
Vegeta felt his own patience starting to slip away, but he never faltered.
"Well, once again I'm sorry, Woman, but we have to be going now."
The blue-haired woman reacted just the way he had expected her to.
"What?! Don't you dare call me woman!"
"Well, if I don't know your name, then what am I supposed to call you?" he asked, clearly amused, and trying to hide it.
The woman was now fuming.
"My name is Bulma Briefs, and that's what I expect you to call me. Now if you don't mind I asked you to leave, and you're not helping any in here." With that she turned and went back to the experiment she'd been working on before the cops had interrupted.
"Sure," said Vegeta turning, and motioning for Goku(had remained silent the entire time for fear of Bulma Briefs' wrath) to follow,"....woman."
The last thing Vegeta heard as he walked out the door was a stream of curses, and a loud "ERRRRRGGGGHHHH!"
(duu nu duu nuu du nuu nuu)
"I don't think she liked you." said Goku as they walked towards the main labortory building.
Vegeta rolled his eyes.
"Kakorott, your intelect never ceases to amaze me."
Goku smiled proudly......then realised after a minute that his partner had said it with sarcasim.
"Hey!"
Vegeta just rolled his eyes again.
"Come on, Kakorott, we need to get this investigation under way. We've waisted enough time already."
They entered the lab to find the two police from before, and a short man, with purple hair, wearing a lab coat.
"Excuse me," (That's right Vegeta just said excuse me.) He said walking over to the man and extended his hand. "Dr. Briefs I presume."
The man knodded and shook Vegeta's hand.
"May I ask who you are?" asked Dr. Briefs.
Vegeta shot a glance at Goku before answering.
"I'm Agent Bond, and this is Agent Kakorott. We're from the insurance company. We need to know exactly what was stolen so we can estimate how much it's going to cost."
Dr. Briefs knodded and preceded to tell the two agents exactly what had been stolen.
(duu nu duu nuu du nuu nuu)
Meanwhile far far away, but not really that far....
"Have you finished yet?" asked a very impatient, very short, white and purple man.
"Uuuh, not yet, Lord FreizaFinger." said a short alien guy nervously.
"Dr. Kiwi, I am very disappointed. You said you'd have it done sooner."
"I-I know, b-but we r-ran into s-some complications."
"Complications?"
The small alien nodded.
"Very well, you may go back to the lab now." said FreizaFinger waving Dr. Kiwi away.
Dr. Kiwi sighed with relief, and turned to go................then fell to the floor a second later a pile of dust.
"Hehehehe, NOT!" said FreizaFinger, his finger still extended from blasting Dr. Kiwi.
"Uh, Lord FreizaFinger, you just blasted your top scientist to oblivion. Who's going to carry out the research now?" asked MetalMouthZarbon.
FreizaFinger didn't answer for a moment, realizing the truth in his top henchman's words.
"Uh, well, uh, Dr. Gero, get in here!" he yelled.
A man with long white hair, and a lab coat, quickly entered.
"Yes, LordFreizaFinger."
"Dr. Gero, you're now my top scientist. Go work on the Capsule Project." he said with a wave of his hand.
Dr. Gero didn't move.
"Uh, sire, I only know how to make androids."
FreizaFinger paused again, then glared at him like an idiot.
"Well, go figure it out. Now away with you." he said waving his hand again.
After he was gone, FreizaFinger turned to MetalMouthZarbon.
"You know it really isn't fare." he said tears forming in the corners of his eyes. "No one respects me."
MetalMouthZarbon (that's fun to say out loud. You should try
it.) though inwardly he was rolling his eyes.
"Not this speech again." he thought.
"I mean you think they'd show some respect you know. I try and I try, but no one seems to care. So what if I haven't taken over the world yet. It's not from a lack of trying. It's always that stupid agent, what's his name?"
"Vegeta Bond." said MetalMouthZarbon.
"Yeah him. Well, that's not going to happen again. This time I will succeed." as he spoke his voice got louder, and he began to stand up. "I will take over the world, and when I do," he brought his pinky up to his mouth. "I'll demand.....a million dollars!"
MetalMouthZarbon stared at him blankly.
"Lord FreizaFinger, have you been watching Austin Powers again?"
"Uh, maybe, but it's none of your concern, because I am FreizaFinger, and I will... take over... the world!"
Well, it took me long enough. Hope you enjoyed it. Please, please, please reviwe. I live for reviews.