It has been a long time since I uploaded the War of Fat Italians, even though SMG4 was getting very old for this, but he is back.
Princess Peach Castle
SMG4 opened the door and entered the castle.
"I'm back." He said.
But suddenly a familiar pink equine was there, smiled widely before trembling and literally exploded in front of SMG4 and everything blacked out. When SMG4 was sleeping in the bed in the company of another earth pony white color with pink mane who is a nurse, she is Nurse Redheart. And also Pinkie was there.
"Now we can hang out together, and chat, and sing songs, and…" Pinkie says before gasping but SMG4 covered his face with a pillow. "...party! Oh, I can throw a big party! Wahoo!"
Pinkie tried to blow a party whistle but Redheart shushed her.
"But I was just…" Pinkie tries to say but Redheart shushes her again.
"The human is trying to sleep." Nurse Redheart said.
"But!" Pinkie said.
Just then Nurse Redheart kicked her out of the castle before blowing a raspberry at Pinkie Pie who raised an eyebrow as the nurse pony went back inside.
"Oh you poor little thing. Pinkie just won't lea…!" Nurse Redheart was saying but just then SMG4 booped her nose.
In answer her right eye twitched and on the outside Pinkie heard the great beating as Caleb and Mario arrived to hear what was going on as SMG4 was kicked out the castle.
"And stay out!" Nurse Redheart shouted before closing the door.
"She's a grump, and a bully!" Pinkie Pie retorted angrily.
"Don't blame her, she works so hard in the hospital." Caleb comented.
"Are you okay, SMG4?" Mario asked.
"Do you think I'm alright?" SMG4 asked with a groan. "After a long hiatus, I need to deoxidize this body."
"Hurry up, let's get ready for another War of Fat Italians!" Mario said.
That makes Pinkie Pie gasp happily in answer before running fast.
"Shoot!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed before returning for some popcorn and she ran fast again.
Then Xboxfan appeared.
"Okay everybody, I have ready the next challenges." Xboxfan said.
Challenge #1: Survive against an horde of Suicide Grunts
Mario and SMG4 appeared in Beachhead from Reach planet.
"Suicide Grunts? I bet they will run away from us." SMG4 said.
Just then five Phantoms were flying above them and let out a lot of Grunts who pulled out two active Plasma Grenades and started to run towards the plumbers.
*RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES (WAGNER)*
"Mama Mia!" Mario said before running away from the Suicide Grunts.
However, the Suicide Grunts were pursuing them, just a pair of plasma grenades exploded and caused a chain reaction with ten Suicide Grunts but at the same time more plasma grenades (Pinata Skull) and caused more explosions while Mario and SMG4 kept running away from the Suicide Grunts.
"Are they crazy or what!?" SMG4 exclaimed.
They kept running until they hid somewhere as more plasma grenades were exploding, all of the Grunts were exploding like fireworks.
"Reinforcements!" The announcer of Firefight in Halo Reach said.
"Oh my Pingas!" Mario exclaimed.
Then more Suicide Grunts appeared causing to Mario and SMG4 run away cowardly from the horde of explosive Grunts, but SMG4 grabbed a Magnum in the ground and started to shoot the Grunts at their heads who spread out confetti (Party Skull) but the Grunts dropped the active plasma grenades which exploded close of SMG4 as more Plasma Grenades exploded too as SMG4 screamed in pain (Wilhelm scream).
"Here he goes." Mario said standing above a tree.
The Suicide Grunts keep running with the Plasma Grenades stuck in their hands and in a little time they explode causing chain reactions and more Grunts were exploding like fireworks.
"Reinforcements!" The announcer of Firefight in Halo Reach said.
"Mama#$!*er!" Mario cursed.
More Phantoms appeared dropping more Grunts who pulled out more Plasma Grenades, one Phantom started to shoot towards Mario forcing him down the tree and the Suicide Grunts went towards Mario who ran away from them again until he found a truck called Warthog with a machine gun turret and he gets on in the vehicle but with the turret mainly.
"Surprise motherfuckers!" Mario said.
He then shoots repeatedly at the Grunts defeating them quickly as they were dropping the plasma grenades with more of them coming out and causing multiple chain reactions but just two came out rocketing themselves and stuck in the Warthog.
"What the…!?" Mario exclaimed in shock and the two grenades exploded along with the vehicle and Mario too who crashed painfully in the ground.
*ENDS*
Reviews
Daxter: What was that?
Clank: I have no idea, those enemies were holding plasma grenades in their hands and when they exploded they caused a chain reaction.
Bentley: According my analysis, that suicide act is greatly dangerous specially if there are more grenades.
Daxter: Luckily, me and Jax didn't find a suicide horde like those coward aliens.
Challenge #2: Catching a Wild Pachirisu
Mario and SMG4 appeared on route 203 in the Sinnoh region.
"Catching a wild Pachirisu, it seems so easy." Mario said.
"Look over there!" SMG4 said pointing to a wild Pachirisu (boy due the gender difference) running in circles.
"I want that furball!" Mario said lunging towards Pachirisu.
But the white squirrel heard Mario launching himself towards him and he jumped in time and Mario crashed his face in a rock as Pachirisu was laughing.
"Now it's my turn!" SMG4 said in front of Pachirisu.
Then Pachirisu used Sweet Kiss who literally he kisses while sending out a pink heart which hits SMG4 who yelped and later he ended up confused.
"A squirrel kissed me…!" SMG4 said before collapsing to the ground.
"Here we go!" Mario said running towards Pachirisu.
Then the wild squirrel ran away from the red plumber who was pursuing him, they ran across plains, trees, mountains and communication cables, until Mario finally cornered Pachirisu.
"Chipa, Chi!" Pachirisu said using Discharge as Mario was gibbering in pain (just like in Mario Sunshine).
"Is that all you got?" Mario asked in pain.
Then Pachirisu prepares to use Thunder.
And Then Along Came Zeus…
Pachirisu used Thunder in Mario who yelped in pain and ended up covered in black ashes and soot before crumbling.
Reviews
Dawn: I remember that day when I caught Pachirisu.
Piplup: That's right.
Mimi: Despite Pachirisu being hyperactive he is so cute that I want to hug him my entire life.
Zoe: Me too.
Challenge #3: Who can clean Chomper's poop?
Mario and SMG4 appeared in the backyard of Princess' Peach castle where they saw Chomper sleeping close to the poop.
"Oh great, cleaning work." Mario said.
"Oh great, here I come…" SMG4 said before pulling out a glove and plastic bag.
SMG4 walked silently close to Chomper who continued sleeping and SMG4 before grabbing the poop and depositing it in the bag.
"Yes…" SMG4 said quietly.
Suddenly Chomper ate SMG4 completely while he was sleeping and burped before leaving another poop with SMG4's hat.
"Oh come on…!" SMG4 groaned in frustration.
"Hehehehe…" Mario laughed quietly at SMG4's humiliation.
Then Mario pulled out a glove and a plastic bag before extending his own arm and grabbing the poop before returning his own arm and depositing the poop in the bag.
"Yes, I'm the winner!" Mario said.
Suddenly Chomper extended his tongue like a chameleon which grabbed Mario before eating him completely and burped again before waking up.
"What did I miss?" Chomper asked before leaving a poop with Mario's hat.
"Mama#$!*er!" Mario cursed.
Reviews
Yoshi: Yoshi didn't know Chomper can eat while sleeping too.
Luigi: I bet the plant was sleepwalking.
Sora: I think it's a bit of a reminder of never waking up a sleepwalking carnivorous plant.
Challenge #4: Survive at Slendrina
SMG4 and Mario appeared close to a cellar.
"A cellar?" Mario asked.
"I wonder what could be there inside." SMG4 said.
"THe first to enter will be SMG4." Xboxfan said.
SMG4 was the one who entered first.
"Okay…" SMG4 said before entering the door in front of him.
Then he went to the room to his right where he found a book before grabbing it but after picking up the book, Slendrina appeared.
"Not this time, Slender Bitch!" SMG4 said.
Then he dashes towards Slendrina before slamming his elbow against her and defeats her, he dusts his hands after defeating Slendrina.
Error, Slendrina is dead
Then SMG4 returned outside.
"Bruh…" SMG4 said and black sunglasses landed in his face.
"Wat da!?" Xboxfan exclaimed before shaking his head. "Your turn, Mario."
Then Mario entered the cellar.
"Let's a go!" Mario said before walking through the cellar.
He continued walking until he saw blood in the ground close to a door, when he opened it, he saw Slendrina watching at the wall as Mario flashbacks how the Slenderman defeated him and to avoid the last time… Bang! He shoots at Slendrina with a revolver while Mario has black sunglasses and laughs (just like the pigs of Angry Birds).
Error, Slendrina is dead
Then Mario returned outside.
"What the fuck!?" Xboxfan exclaimed in anger before recomposing himself. "Ok… I guess Slendrina was a bit harder to complete than the Slenderman, now let's go with the next challenge."
Reviews
TK: They cheated once again.
Tai: Forget it, they will never learn.
Fluttershy: Even so, I don't want to go there.
Kari: Me neither…
Challenge #5: Who can survive against the Kamehameha attack?
Mario and SMG4 appeared in green fields facing Goku.
"Mario, what did this scouter say about his power level?" SMG4 asked (in Nappa's voice).
"IT'S OVER 9000!" Mario shouted at the top of his lungs while breaking the scouter (in Red Axem Ranger X's voice).
"WHAT 9000!?" SMG4 exclaimed (in Yellow Axem Ranger X's voice).
"Kame… hame…" Goku says charging his attack. "HA!"
He shoots a huge beam of light blue enemy which hits Mario and SMG4, after the attack ceased, Mario was covered in black and soot while SMG4 was incinerated with only his shoes remaining, the red plumber coughed.
"Mama Mia…" Mario said.
Reviews
Ai: I didn't know he used the name of Kamehameha for realizing that attack.
Buster: Later it became popular.
Plucky: Just like the meme about "It's over 9000!"
Furrball: Surely Goku is very powerful.
Challenge #6: Who is the most easily scared?
Mario and SMG4 appeared in a haunted mansion as Boo was floating in front of them.
"Mmmmmmm… Peekaboo!" Boo said.
Mario and SMG4 were unamused.
"Mmmmmmm… Peekaboo!" Boo said but wearing a skull's mask.
Mario and SMG4 were unamused too.
"Mmmmmmm…" Boo was saying before screeching like a ReDead (Ocarina of Time) with the mask included.
Mario and SMG4 are still unamused.
"Mmmmmmm… Peekaboo!" Boo said wearing a Phanto's mask (Super Mario Bros 2).
Mario was unamused while SMG4 yawned in boorement.
"Mmmmmmm…" Boo was saying until appeared with a hockey mask and a machete.
Both plumbers yawned in boorement.
"Uhhhhh…" Boo said before appearing white a human's face. "GET IN MAH BELLEH!"
Mario screamed as he launched himself to the wall but SMG4 exploded while leaving a coin.
Reviews
Luigi: Scaring from the face of someone handsome is ridiculous. Normally I get scared of ghosts.
Twilight: Well… I get scared of snakes or ladybugs too…
Fluttershy: I'm afraid of dragons…
Kari: The bears…
Cody: Sharks…
Aria: Werespiders…
Plucky: And what about the werewolves?
Joe: Anything but that!
Challenge #7: Who can watch humans holding pony fillies? (Warning: The challenge has content dangerously cute)
Mario and SMG4 were in the castle watching a projector.
"I'll bet this will be easy." SMG4 said.
The projector shows an image of a filly Applejack smiling and holding an apple but she is grabbed by human hands.
"Oh my apple!" Mario and SMG4 exclaimed.
Then the projector shows an image of a filly Rainbow Dash grabbed by human hands, but she is narrowing her eyes and flapping her wings like she was saying "I'm not cute".
"Hehehehe…" Mario and SMG4 were giggling.
Now the projector shows an image of a filly Fluttershy grabbed by human hands, the filly was looking away but smiling at the same time.
"Gah!" Mario and SMG4 yelped before launching themselves into the wall.
"I barely got diabetes due to too much cuteness…" Mario groaned in pain.
"Me too…" SMG4 said.
The projector shows an image of a filly Rarity grabbed by human hands, the unicorn filly was simply smiling.
"Ohhh…" Mario and SMG4 said watching the curly mane of the younger Rarity.
The projector shows another image, this time it's about a filly Pinkie Pie grabbed by human hands, the pink party pony was smiling with the closed eyes like she is ticklish at the less physical contact.
"Hehehehehe…" Mario and SMG4 were giggling at the ticklish pink filly.
The projector changes the image and now is showing a filly Twilight Sparkle grabbed by human hands, the purple unicorn smiling in delight at the contact of human hands.
"AHH!" Mario and SMG4 jumped while yelping and started to hyperventilate.
"It's too cute for my eyes…!" Mario said panting.
"I hope that has been all…!" SMG4 said panting too.
However, the projector shows another image, a GIF of Sweetie Belle grabbed by human hands, the baby-like unicorn blinking before moving slightly her head and opening her mouth with cuteness and blinking again; Mario and SMG4 eyes' twitched before screaming (in Squidward and Scrat voices) and exploding (explosion from Krusty Plate episode).
Reviews
Sor, Mimi, Kari, Yolei, Suzy, Jeri, Zoe, Serena, Ami, Raye, Lita, Mina, Rini, Misty, May, Dawn, Verity, Iris, Rena, Lillie, Sakura Avalon and Kinomoto, Madison, Aria: Wow, so cute!
Davis: (giggling and teasing Rainbow Dash) Why don't you tell when you were small, adorable and huggable as filly before?
Rainbow Dash: Nuh-uh! I'm not cute, I'm cool.
Sor: Rainbow Dash as a filly is my favorite one.
Rainbow Dash: (blushing) Well… I… I…
Jeri: My favorite one is Applejack.
Rini: I want to hug Twilight as a filly the entire day.
Ami: Me too.
Madison: Rarity looks extremely cute as a filly, maybe I could create outfits for her.
Sakura Avalon: I want to tickle Pinkie's tummy.
Lillie: I didn't know Fluttershy looked so adorable when she was a filly.
Fluttershy: (blushing) Thanks Lillie…
Henry: Suzy, what are you doing?
Suzy was holding Sweetie Belle in her hands just like in the GIF.
Suzy: Do it again, do it again.
Sweetie Belle: Yay!
Suzy laughed in answer before hugging the baby-like unicorn and nuzzling her cheek against her, Sweetie Belle was really enjoying the human contact.
Tai: Kari, are you?
Kari was holding Apple Bloom in her arms before booping her muzzle and her nose scrunched up, then she boops her back who giggles in answer. Then Kari tickles Apple Bloom on her little tummy who was writhing and squealing with laughter.
Iris: I guess there's nothing wrong with unleashing our inner little girl.
Axew: That's right.
Marcus: I bet my little sister wants to hug pony fillies.
Scootaloo: Ewww! All this sappiness is making me wanna lose my lunch!
Mina: Aw can it!
She grabbed Scootaloo with her arms and the filly pegasus rolled her eyes.
Challenge #8: Who can beat Kirby Yo-Yo?
Mario and SMG4 were in the plains facing Kirby who was wearing a backwards purple baseball cap and a bandage on his right cheek.
"A Yo-Yo?" SMG4 asked before bursting in laughter.
Just then Kirby launches his Yo-Yo wrapping it around and SMG4 before swinging it and slamming SMG4 against the ground repeatedly while Mario was watching in shock, then Kirby ended by launching SMG4 out the place and screaming (like Goofy).
"I better get outta here!" Mario said before dashing off and leaving a dust cloud of himself but he reappeared again. "What happened to me!?"
"Poyo!" Kirby said facing Mario.
"I cannot hit, because it's so cute for eyes!" Mario said as an excuse before pointing to somewhere. "Look, a cake!"
Kirby stares somewhere as Mario manages to run away, he keeps running until the yo-yo manages to reach him and wrap him around him.
"Oh my…!" Mario says before being dragged away by the yo-yo. "PINGAS!"
Then Kirby realizes a 180° swing which slammed Mario against the ground and caused a mushroom cloud explosion.
Reviews
Paula: Can you do that with the yo-yo?
Ness: Hmm… not really?
Izzy: Basically when Kirby inhales an item he gains mastery with a certain object.
Thomas: Which includes swords, staffs, drills, hammers, bows with arrows, yo-yos, and more different items.
Challenge #9: Bob-Omb Basketball
Mario and SMG4 appeared in a basketball field.
"Let's do this!" SMG4 said.
He starts to bounce the bomb rapidly while avoiding Mario who trips after trying to get the bomb and manages to throw the Bob-Omb in the basket and explodes in after landing in the ground.
"Easy." SMG4 said.
Just then another bomb was launched and SMG4 started to bounce it rapidly but Mario put himself in the basket, when SMG4 jumped getting for make another score Mario launched a kick and hit SMG4 in the nuts but he dropped the bomb and exploded into both plumbers sending them to fly to the skies.
Reviews
Luigi: That's they why we must never play with bombs.
Yoshi: But Yoshi remember when in the 5th Mario Party, we used three different balls in Beach Volleyball, one is a common volleyball ball, other is a dice ball and the last one is a bomb.
Mario: It's true.
Luigi: Okay, the common one is for the ones who wants easy challenges, the bomb is for the ones who want a hard challenge and the dice is for those ones who want to play lucky minigames.
Final Challenge: Get the Source Power of Z-Pingas
It was a space with a lot of stars.
Pingas Quadrant
Sector ?
Just then, two comets appear going towards a planet going towards a planet, one is red and another is blue, those ones are Mario and SMG4 flying towards the planet using the Flying Cap, they passed the atmosphere and flew above the surface's planet until they landed in the ground.
"Here we're, Pingas Planet." Mario said.
"Now let's search for his source of power." SMG4 said.
They started to explore the surface of the planet and searched everywhere.
"Nothing there." Mario said.
"Either here." SMG4 said.
"How will we find the source of power of Pingas?" Mario asked.
Suddenly multiple red lights appeared in the bodies of Mario and SMG4, then they saw a lot of robots who had Pingas faces, they are known as Pingas Bots.
"Pingas usual." Two droids said appearing on the shoulders of one Pingas Bot.
"Pingas usual." Two nanobots said appearing on the shoulder of the droids.
The other Pingas Bots did the same as the Droids Pingas too saying the same words.
"Mama#$*!er!" Mario cursed.
"I got this!" SMG4 said before pulling out a laser gun before shooting at a giant crystal which reflected the laser before hitting all the bots.
"Pingas!" Multiple Pingas Bots said before exploding but both plumbers were caught by the multiple explosions.
They fell painfully in the ground, then multiple debris of the destroyed bots started to rain down but they managed to dodge the rain of robotic parts.
"Too many pingas… Too many pingas…" Mario was panting.
"And I thought you managed to overcome the War of Pingas." SMG4 said.
"It was idea from xboxfan…!" Mario exclaimed.
Just then a Pingas Sentinel Bot popped out from a rock and started to explore its surroundings until he saw the two plumbers.
"Pingas! Pingas! Pingas!" The Sentinel Bot said.
"Shut up!" Mario said shooting a fireball which destroyed the Sentinel Bot.
Suddenly the ground opened itself as they jumped down and the floor closed itself, then Mario created a fireball to illuminate the place and run across the corridors but unknown to them someone was watching them and laughed evilly.
"Pingas usual I see." He said before pulling a lever.
Back in the corridors, a wall with spikes appeared behind Mario and SMG4, then the wall moved faster towards them.
"Run, run, we gotta run!" SMG4 exclaimed.
Then they started to run away from the spikes and they finally reached the end of the corridor as the door closed itself.
"That was really close again…" Mario said.
"Look!" SMG4 said pointing at a battery which was saying 'Source of Pingas' Power'.
"That must be his source of power." Mario said.
They moved towards the battery and started to bounce above ritmical platforms, first they bounced normally three times, but when they jumped quickly the platforms collapsed and both plumbers were falling down, but Mario pulled out a feather and got a cape while SMG4 pulled out a bag which says 'Acme' and when he pulled the string a tire appeared.
"What the…!?" SMG4 exclaimed before falling to the deep void.
Mario with the yellow cape takes flight and lands safely on the circular platform, then he tries to grab the battery but his hand only passes it and suddenly disappears as a purple robot with Pingas face is rising up in front of Mario.
"SnooPING AS usual, I see." The robot said.
"Not today, Pingas!" Mario said.
Then the robot used his blaster to fire multiple Pingas shot but Mario stomped a circular platform before grabbing it and using it as a shield to deflect back the shots but the robot dodged but Mario tossed the mini platform which hit the robot in the face, then Mario jumped while dodging the shots and when he prepared to launch a fireball, the robot was too fast for him and fired a shot which disintegrated Mario upper's half from his body with only his legs remaining as smoke was coming out and Mario's legs fell to the ground, then the Pingas robot laughed evilly in victory (in Emperor Zurg's voice).
Game Over
Just then someone tossed a video game control to the screen.
"Oh come on…" Mario groaned in frustration before turning completely red and yelling (in Hades' voice). "WE WERE SO CLOSE! So close! We tripped at the finish line.. why? Because we will never be able to defeat Pingas!"
Reviews
Caleb: That video game was new.
Luke: But no one likes losing or the sore losers.
TK: Anyone knows the name of that game?
Pinkie Pie: That game was inspired from the one of Buzz Lightyear where the main enemy is the Emperor Zurg and you must get the source of his power.
Everyone gets shocked.
Sonic: Okay, that was weird.
Yakko: Yeah…
Mickey: How did you know all that?
Pinkie Pie: Just a hunch! (squee)