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author's note: I used the Japanese spelling of Heero's name here
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From: Hiro 8 D (atomic_boy01@sigmundfreud.org)
To: guy #1(god_of_death@jokesonyou.com), guy #2 (im_da_man@kissmyfeet.com), guy #3 (qrwinner@resourcesatellite.net), guy #4 (drawing_a_blank@whatever.com)
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RE: FWD: SURVEY!!! FILL ME OUT NOW!!!

KABOOM!!!!!!!! AHAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(((x hIrO x)))



From: Duo Maxwell (god_of_death@jokesonyou.com)
To: Hiro Yuy (atomic_boy01@sigmundfreud.org), Wufei Chang (im_da_man@kissmyfeet.com), Quatre Winner (qrwinner@resourcesatellite.net), Trowa Barton (drawing_a_blank@whatever.com)
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Re: FWD: SURVEY!!! FILL ME OUT NOW!!!


sick of my forwards yet?? heh, heh!! This is only the beginning!!!

~*Duo

Forward reads as follows....

1. Full Name: HIRO YUY!!!!!
2. Nickname: HIRO YUY!!!!!
3. Age: 15
4. Gender: MAN!

Section Two: Favorites

1. Fave color BLOOD...GUTS!!!!!! AHAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Fave Band: NEDDY AND THE NUCLEAR NUTCASES!!!!!!!
3. Fave Song: "WHACK MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL UNTIL MY BRAINS LEAK OUT MY EARS" BY NEDDY AND THE NUCLEAR NUTCASES
4. Fave Movie: ANYTHING WITH WAR!!! DEATH!!! APOCALYPSE!!!!! AHAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5. Fave Actor: QUENTIN TERANTINO!!!!!!!
6. Fave Actress: THAT LADY THAT BLEW THAT THING UP IN THAT MOVIE....
7. Fave Food: RAW PORK AND MEALWORMS!!!!!!!!
8. Fave Drink: alcoholic: FLAMING MOE!!!!! (ESP THE SETTING IT ON FIRE PART!!!!!!)
9. Fave Soft Drink: SUUUUURGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Section Three: LOVE LIFE

1. Boyfriend/Girlfriend: EWWWW!!!! GIRLS HAVE COOTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. If so, who?
3. Who do you want to spend the rest of your life with? THE VOICES!!!!!! THE VOICES!!!!!!!!
4. Where do you want to spend your honeymoon? IN MY LIVING ROOM WATCHING CARTOONS
5. Do you have guy/girl problems right now?: THIS UGLY WEIRD GIRL FOLLOWS ME AROUND ALL THE TIME AND SHE YAPS ABOUT PEACE......SO I THREATENED TO KILL HER AND SHE KEEPS FOLLOWING ME!!!!!!!!!!!! I THINK SHE HAS NO BRAIN...

Section Five: Future

1. Husband/Wife: THE DAY I CAN MARRY MY STASH OF FIREWORKS WIL BE THE MOST MAGICAL DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!
2. Number of Children:
3. How many of each sex:
4. Name of possible guy:
5. Name of possible girl:
6. Future Car: I WANNA DRIVE A HUMMER!!!!!!!! I SET THE AMBULANCE I HIJACKED ON FIRE.....
7. Future occupation: I'M GONNA IMPORT ILLEGAL EXPLOSIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Section Six: Random Questions

1. If you could change your name, what would it be?: RADIOACTIVE ISOTOPE BOY!!!!!!!!
2. Shout outs to any friends: HELLO, PACK OF MATCHES!! HELLO, CHERRY BOMB!!!!!
3. What are your best and worst qualities?
Best: I'M PERFECT!!!!!!
Worst: I'M PERFECT!!!!!!
4. How far have you gone with a chick/guy? I THREATENED TO KILL THE WEIRD ANNOYING GIRL....
5. What's your favortie color? OOZE!!! GUTS!!! SLIME!!!!!
6. What's your favorite piece of clothing that you own? SPANDEX BIKE SHORTS!!!!!!!!!
7. What celebrity would you love to meet? HIRO YUY!!!!!!!
8. Who do you like? HIRO YUY!!!!!
Do they like you back? HIRO YUY!!!!!!
9. If you could kill one person without being punished who would it be? THAT ANNOYING PEACECRAFT LADY!!!!!!!!!!!
10. Coffee house or trendy club? NEON LIGHTS!!!! NEON IS FLAMMABLE!!!!! AHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11.If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? I WOULD CHARGE THE VOICES RENT BECAUSE THE PARTIES KEEP ME UP AT NIGHT....THEY PLAY THEIR MUSIC TOO LOUD!!!!!!!!
12. Have you ever done anything illegal, and what? YES I HAVE!!!!! MATCHES AND FLAMMABLES AND PYROTECHNICS HAVE NEVER LET ME DOWN!!!!!!!! NOW IF I COULD JUST MAKE A HUMAN SACRIFICE OF MY STALKER LADY.....
13. Sneakers or bare feet? COMBAT BOOTS!!!!!!!
14. Jacuzzi or swimming pool? SCALDING HOT WATER THAT BURNS LIKE HADES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
15. Beach or forest? FOREST..ALL THAT LOVELY DEAD WOOD ITCHING TO BE BUUUUURNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
16. Vinyl pants or jeans? SPANDEX!!!! SPANDEX!!!!!
17. Bath or shower? I BLEW MY BATHROOM UP BECAUSE I ENJOY WALLOWING IN MY OWN BODY ODOR!!!!!!!! IN FACT, I HAVEN'T CHANGED TANK TOPS FOR 2 YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18. Cd or radio? RADIO TUBE!!! JUST THE THING FOR MY...AHHHH..."ALARM CLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
19. Short or long hair? LONG HAIR IS MORE EASILY HACKED OFF BY STRAY PINKING SHEARS!!!!!!!!
20. Math or english? PSYCHOLOGY!!! (DR. FREUD SAYS IT'S A GOOD IDEA FOR A SKITZOE LIKE ME TO LEARN IT!!!! WHAT'S A SKITZOE???)
21. Would you rather be understood completely or loved unconditionally and why? WHAT???? WHAT'S LOVE?? IS IT RADIOACTIVE?????
22. What's the most daring thing you've done? I BLEW UP MY COMPUTER AND TROWA'S CLOWN PANTS!!! TROWA GAVE ME A LOLLIPOP WITH A YUMMY MEALWORM IN IT FOR SETTING HIS PANTS ON FIRE. HE SAID IT WAS TEKEELA FLAVORED BUT I THINK IT TASTED LIKE THE TIME THE VOICES TOLD ME TO EAT OUT OF THE KITTY'S LITTERBOX.......
23. What kind of underwear do you wear, if any, and why? DID YOU KNOW COTTON WAS FLAMMABLE??????
24. Who has had the biggest influence on your life?: AND POLYESTER/LYCRA BLEND IS FLAMMABLE AS WELL????
25. Everyone has at least one experiance where they stop and go "wow, this is what it feels like to be alive." If you don't get this, you haven't yet, if you have, what's yours? MATCHES!!! FIREWORKS!!!!! EXPLOSIVES!!!!!
26. Who is the person you most admire, and why? MY INVISIBLE FRIEND BUBBLY-POO!!! HE SMELLS LIKE BACON!!!!!
27. What sign are you, and do you believe in astrology? MY SIGN IS THIS: )))X IT'S A DEAD FISH!!!!!!!!!!!
28. What do you think is the worst thing a person could possibly do? GET IN MY WAY!!!!!!!!
29. What religion are you and why? HUH?
30. Do you have any reoccuring dreams, and what? I DREAMED THAT I BLEW UP THE SANK KINGDOM AND THE UGLY ANNOYING GIRL CRIED AND I LAUGHED AND THEN DUO COMES AND HE'S WEARING AN APRON AND TELLS ME TO WATER HIS LAWN.....
31. What are you most afraid of? THE PEOPLE THAT FOLLOW ME...
32. What's the worst thing you've ever done? HUH??
33. What do you think is the sexiest thing a guy/girl could possibly do? WHAT?
34. What color are your eyes? I'M GONNA GET EM DYED BLOOD RED!!!!!!!!
35. What does your room look like? TORCHED!!! BURNT!!!! ANHILIATED!!! WAR ZONE!!!! BLOOD!!!! TERROR!!!!!
36. What's your obseesion(s)? I WOULD TELL YOU BUT DR. FREUD SAID THAT A PARUHNOIDE SKITZO WITH POST TRAWMATIC STRESS AND UBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISSORDUR LIKE ME SHOULD KEEP HIS PSYCHOLOGY RECORDS A SECRET.....
37. If you had to be blind or deaf, but you could pick which, what would it be, and why? I SET TROWA'S CLOWN PANTS ON FIRE!!!!!!
38. Who understands you the most? THE VOICES!!!! ESP. FRED & JOJO!!!!
39. What is the biggest problem in your life right now? DUO CHANGED MY MEDICATION AND I ACTED LIKE A WOMAN FOR A FEW DAYS UNTIL TROWA WHACKED ME ON THE HEAD AND I WAS BACK TO MY NORMAL SELF. HE ALSO TOOK MY MATCHES AWAY AND MUMBLED SOMETHING THAT SOUNDED LIKE "DOCTOR'S MESSING WITH HIS ALREADY MESSED-UP HEAD" BUT I'M NOT TO SURE. I MISS MY MATCHES......
40. What is the best thing in your life right now? THE VOICES!!!!! AND MY MATCHES!!! AND MY TNT!!!! AND MY HYDROCHLORIC ACID!!! AND MY SULFURIC ACID!!!!! AND GETTING TO SET TROWA'S CLOWN PANTS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!
42. What's your opinion on anorexia?: FRED SAYS IT'S BAD.
43. What's your opinion on love?: IS IT EXPLOSIVE???
44. What's your address? I'D TELL YOU BUT THEN THAT UGLY STALKER GIRL WOULD KNOW WHERE I LIVE......
45. Tea, coffee, soda, juice, or water? DR. FREUD SAYS FOR ME TO TAKE PROZAC WITH WATER.
46. Tofu or meat? RAW PORK
47. Dogs or cats? KITTY..BUT SHE'S MISSING PATCHES OF FUR FROM WHERE I SHAVED HER.....
48. What do you sleep in? THE SAME CLOTHES I WEAR DURING THE DAY....
49. What do you look like this year, compared to 7th grade? 7TH GRADE???
50. Do you Yahoo? I USED IT ON WUFEI'S COMPUTER BUT I DELETED IT AND HE TURNED RED IN THE FACE AND CALLED ME A SYKO SO I BLEW UP HIS REFRIDGERATOR AND HE THREW ME OUT THE WINDOW.....
51. Do you think you're attractive?: WHAT?
52. Do you think you're a good person to be around?: THE VOICES SAY I AM!
53. What are your ambitions?: AMBITIONS??? WHAT'RE THOSE?
54. Are you happy or depressed?: I USED TO BE DEPRESSED AND I BLEW UP MY GUNDAM, BUT NOW I'M HAPPY CUZ OF DR. FREUD BEING SO GOOD TO ME!!!!!!!
55. Favorite quote?:
56. Last requests?: YES!!!!! I WROTE A VIRUS AND ATTACHED IT TOO THIS E-MAIL!!!! NOW ALL OF YOUR HARD DRIVES WILL BE DELETED!!!!!! AHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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