One day, two anti-dubbies got together and found a prehistorc computer.
This is the product of their boredom.
Dippy: Screwing things up.
Gryf: You just HAD to type it like that didn't you?
Dippy: :D
Gryf: Ok, now what do we do?
Dip: Ummmm.... bring in the Outers?
Gryf: Can we do that on a prehistoric computer?
Dip: I don't know...
Gryf: Let's try bringing in Chibi-Ecchi
Dip: Why?
Gryf: Cause if he gets screwed up, at least it won't be our Outers...
Dip: True, true...
Gryf:..
::POOF!!!!!...Chibi Ecchi appears::
Ecchi: WHORES AND GAMBLIN!! WHORES AND GAMBLIN!! THATS NEVADAAAAA!!!
Dip: Eh heh....
Gryf: ...
Dip & Gryf: ::look at each other:: Say another word and die!! Say another word and Die!!
Chibi Ecchi: another word!!
Gryf" DIEEEEE!!!!!!!
Dip: DIE EVIL THINGYPOO DIE!!
Ecchi: hmmmm...::spots a certain house:: I think evil things...::runs off::
Dip: Isn't that...............
Gryf: Haruka, Michiru and Setsuna's house???
::BUM BUM BUM!!!!::
Both: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOO
::This is the song, Mwa ha ha ha! Insane thing's song!::
Dip: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
Gryf: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
::Don't do that::
Gryf: Eep! Eep! Eep!
::Argh! Gryfalcon falls over, and Dippy bonks her head on... a tree::
Both: Meanie!
:: :P ::
Gryf: Where did the Ecchi of Chibiness go?
Uranus's voice far off: SPACE SWORD BLASTER!!!!
Chi: OH CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dip: & Gryf: WAHOO!! KICK THE CHIBI BUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neptune from far off: SHUT UP YOU TWO!! OR I'LL...
Dip: OR YOU'LL WHAT???
Uranus: SPACE SWORD.....
Gryf: crap.....
Uranus: BLASTER!!!!
::fooom!! kill the ignorant fools!!!::
Gryf: ::ducks:: aiee! you're mean, Haruka-san!!
Dip: ::gets whapped with the attack:: DAMMIT YOU SON OF A.....
Uranus: _SON_ OF A WHAT???
Dip: I WON'T FINISH....WHY DON'T YOU TWO COME OVER HERE!!! MY THROAT IS
KILLING ME FROM ALL THIS YELLING!!!
neptune and uranus: why not? ::go over to dip and gryf::
uranus: now.. SPACE SWORD...
Gryf: *kneeling down like Chibimoon does when she uses Twinkle Yell*
TwilightDancer! Come save my sorry ass!!!
DONG!
::A big Gryphan/Phoenix appears in the sky::
Twi: What the... Haruka-san? Michiru-san? TC?
Gryf: Sailor Gryfalcon here... Hurry! Uranus and Neptune are being meanies
'cause Chibi-Ecchi was hentai!
Twi: Hentai.....hmm.........I truly don't want to have to kill you for that
Mr..ms..thingy whatever you are!!
Chi: eep..
Gryf: THATS MY LINE!!!
Drew Carey: IT'S TIME FOR WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY!!
THE GAMESHOW WHERE THE POINTS DON'T MATTER!!
JUST LIKE THE STARLIGHTS SEXUAL PREFRENCES!!
StarFighter: HEY!! WE SORT OF....CARE ABOUT OUR SEXUAL PREFRENCES!!!
Gryf: yeah...and Yaten doesn't get any anyhow.....
StarHealer: So what if I'm a bitch??
Gryf: Hey I'm the queen bitch around here!!!! See?!!!??
*stretches her arms and begains to glow*
Twi: Isn't it kinda illegal to mix fanfictions?
Dip: NOOO!
Gryf: *changes into a winged wolf thingy* See???!!!!
I'M THE QUEEN BITCH! *runs at Yaten*
Yaten: eep!
Gryf: That's my damn line!
Drew: NO! It's time to play a game called "Props"
StarMaker: ::wiggles her ass:: theres a prop.....
Drew: Okay..the partners in this game shall be....
...Chibi Ecchi, you'll be with Sailor Neptune..
Neptune: WHAT?!?!?!?!?
Chi: hot...nudity.....BIG props....
::sassy voice:: if you know what I mean......
Neptune: ¬¬........
Drew: Sailor Uranus and Sailor Dippy.....
Uranus: irk..
Drew: and finally.....The starlights and Sailor Gryfalcon....
Gryf: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Twi: what about me?
Drew: you're my partner....
Twi: oh...ok..I guess.....
::everyone is handed a prop...Neptune and Chibi Ecchi get a giant foam horseshoe....
Uranus and Dippy get a Foam car shape...Gryf and the starlights get a well,
they get their own secret props.... Drew and Twilight get two stretchy things::
::Screen cuts to Neptune and Chibi Ecchi::
Neptune: * Throws the horseshoe around Chibi Ecchi*
I win!
::To Uranus and Dippy::
Uranus *holding the car* and Dippy singing: V-Babe got run over by Haruka...!!!
::To Gryfalcon and the Things::
Gryf: *Holding a giant sledge hammer-like thing as the Starlights pop up and down*
It's Wack-A-Starlight!!! *Bops Star Maker*
::To Twi and and Drew, they are holding the things, using them like light sabers::
Twi: Drew, _I_ am your father!
Gryf: *evily* Twi... is there someone I don't know about?
::everybody but Gryf and Twi fall over, Twi turns red, while Gryf cracks up::
Drew: 10000 points for everybody but the transexuals!
Starlights: DAMN!
Drew: our next game will be..Scenes from a hat!!
Uranus: oh shit...
Drew: "Bad things to say to Sailor Neptune."
Uranus: ::steps up:: forgive me, Michiru...WATER SUCKS!! IT REALLY REALLY SUCKS!!
Neptune: ¬¬... ha ha, Haruka....do you WANT TO preveiw my new nighty or not??
Chibi Ecchi: WOW your girlfriend looks like a man!!!
Everyone else: ooooooooooh......he's gonna get it....
Drew: ' Bad things about being a transsexual"
Starlights: ::walk to the middle of the room and say nothing::
Dippy: I wonder which bathroom I use.......
Chibi: well, this isn't too bad....but you can have fun and not be called a bisexual!!
::everyone punches chibi many many times::
Drew: "People you wish would just shut up"
Neptune: People you wish would just shut up..
Uranus: *singing* FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT!!--::gets cut off by Neptune elbowing
her in the stomach::
Gryf: AND IT'S TIME FOR WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE!!!!!
Regis: hey.....thats not nice....
Uranus: now THERES A BAD THING ABOUT BEING A TRANSSEXUAL!!!
Regis: nyah!!!
Neptune: SUBMARINE....
regis: shit?
Neptune: REFLECTION!!!
::the attack hits regis and all that is left of him is a page out of a health book::
Dip: SO THAT'S WHERE THAT PAGE WENT!!!
Drew: and now...for our next game.... A HOEDOWN!!!
Everyone: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Drew: And now I need something embarrassing thing that would happen to you...
Chibi: When you...
Gryf and Dip: BECOME A STARLIGHT!!!
Lights: Hey!
Drew: Ok, it's the Become a Starlight hoedown!
This is for Gryfalcon, Dippy, Chibi Ecchi, and Twilight.
::music starts coming from nowhere::
Gryf singing: One day I was looking around,
Then there was something I found.
A henshin thing I thought I'd give it a whirl,
Then looked in a mirror and said "Wasn't I a girl?"
Dip: That was mine! Oh well.
Dip singing: I was just walking down the street,
There was an odd person to meet.
He walked in a store, did something I couldn't see,
He walked back out and now he's a she!
StarFighter: ::begins to growl::
Chi singing: Oh the Starlights they really are quite cool,
They could go to a girl or boy's school.
They could be men until the day is done,
Then turn into women so I could have some fun!
::then Star Fighter runs to strangle Chibi Ecchi. Neptune and Uranus go to protect him,
then change their minds::
Twi: Oh the Starlights, I really hate then,
Especially wheeeeeeeeen.
They become women, then become men,
then start over and do it again.
All: Do it again!
Drew: Ok, we'll be right back with more Whose Line is it Anyway!
Dip: Ummm, we're not on TV...
Drew: Oh yeah...ooooooopsy
Chi: hey, wasn't I going to go into Haruka and Michiru's house before
Drew Carey came and screwed us all up??
Dip: yeah, you were...
Uranus: DON'T YOU DARE YOU CHIBI FREAK WHO HASN'T HIT PUBERTY YET!
Chi: don't make remarks about my bodily functions....
Gryf: heh...functions....uh..Blame Canada!!
Dip: ok...she's high on monitor fumes...
Neptune and Uranus: ::walk back to their house::
Dip: well, that's the end....
CREDITS ROLL BY...
Gryf: WAIT!!!! WE CAN GO INTO THEIR HOUSE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO US THERE!!!
Dip: cool....
::the three of them walk toward Haruka, Michiru, and Setsuna's house::
Gryf: ::knocks on door::
::the door opens and they see none other than..::
Dippy: Hotaru-chan!! since when do YOU live here??
Hotaru: Since...well...I don't remember...::holds her Silence Glaive up above her head::
Don't tick me off...I'm in a bad mood........
Chi: OOH! lemme see that!! ::grabs the Glaive..pointy side first and two fingers come off::
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA::runs away crying in pain::
Haruka: ::walks up to the doorway:: You're still here??
Dip: Can't get rid of us....
Michiru: yeah.....I know...¬¬.......
Gryf: ¿ Que Pasa? iiiiYo Quiero Taco Bell!!!!
Michiru: ......................yeah............
Setsuna: ::yawn:: what's going on here? who are you two?
::slams the door right on Dip and Gryf's toes::
Gryf and Dip: DAMMIT!!!! ::open the door:: what in hell was that for?
Twi: Wait! Setsuna-san! That's ---
gryf: Baka! This is another fanfiction, she doesn't know us!
Twi: Oh...
Dip: Is there something I should--
Twi and Gryf: NO!
Dip: Ok then...
::cut to Gryf, Twi, Dip, and Chibi Ecchi (whose fingers have magically reappeared)
sitting on the roof::
Dip: So, we managed to pick on the starlights about 10 times, a new record.
Gryf: Yeah *leans her head on Twi*
Chi: Heehee
Twi: Hey TC, I have an idea *gets an evil look in his eye*
Chi: *moves closer to Gryf and Twi*
Gryf: Yeah?
Twi: We should...
Chi: *grins*
Twi: ... throw Chibi Ecchi into the middle of the woods and hunt him just like
we used to do to certain american political figures.
Gryf: OH YEAH!
Chi: eep...
Dip: But what about me?
Gryf: We'll fly you to whoever's house you want.
Dip: Even... A--
Gryf: Uh huh.
Dip: YAY!!!!
::Twi and Gryf each carry Chi and Dip off toward the full moon...::
Chi: Are we there yet?
Gryf: You'd better hope not.
Chi: eep!
Gryf: That. Is. My. Line. You. Pervert.
Chi: This is gunna be a long night.
Twi: this is too annoying...*drops the Chibi Ecchi*
::Mwa ha ha ha!!::
Dip: now, it's then end..CREEEDITS!!!!!
This is the product of their boredom.
Dippy: Screwing things up.
Gryf: You just HAD to type it like that didn't you?
Dippy: :D
Gryf: Ok, now what do we do?
Dip: Ummmm.... bring in the Outers?
Gryf: Can we do that on a prehistoric computer?
Dip: I don't know...
Gryf: Let's try bringing in Chibi-Ecchi
Dip: Why?
Gryf: Cause if he gets screwed up, at least it won't be our Outers...
Dip: True, true...
Gryf:..
::POOF!!!!!...Chibi Ecchi appears::
Ecchi: WHORES AND GAMBLIN!! WHORES AND GAMBLIN!! THATS NEVADAAAAA!!!
Dip: Eh heh....
Gryf: ...
Dip & Gryf: ::look at each other:: Say another word and die!! Say another word and Die!!
Chibi Ecchi: another word!!
Gryf" DIEEEEE!!!!!!!
Dip: DIE EVIL THINGYPOO DIE!!
Ecchi: hmmmm...::spots a certain house:: I think evil things...::runs off::
Dip: Isn't that...............
Gryf: Haruka, Michiru and Setsuna's house???
::BUM BUM BUM!!!!::
Both: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOO
::This is the song, Mwa ha ha ha! Insane thing's song!::
Dip: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
Gryf: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
::Don't do that::
Gryf: Eep! Eep! Eep!
::Argh! Gryfalcon falls over, and Dippy bonks her head on... a tree::
Both: Meanie!
:: :P ::
Gryf: Where did the Ecchi of Chibiness go?
Uranus's voice far off: SPACE SWORD BLASTER!!!!
Chi: OH CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dip: & Gryf: WAHOO!! KICK THE CHIBI BUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neptune from far off: SHUT UP YOU TWO!! OR I'LL...
Dip: OR YOU'LL WHAT???
Uranus: SPACE SWORD.....
Gryf: crap.....
Uranus: BLASTER!!!!
::fooom!! kill the ignorant fools!!!::
Gryf: ::ducks:: aiee! you're mean, Haruka-san!!
Dip: ::gets whapped with the attack:: DAMMIT YOU SON OF A.....
Uranus: _SON_ OF A WHAT???
Dip: I WON'T FINISH....WHY DON'T YOU TWO COME OVER HERE!!! MY THROAT IS
KILLING ME FROM ALL THIS YELLING!!!
neptune and uranus: why not? ::go over to dip and gryf::
uranus: now.. SPACE SWORD...
Gryf: *kneeling down like Chibimoon does when she uses Twinkle Yell*
TwilightDancer! Come save my sorry ass!!!
DONG!
::A big Gryphan/Phoenix appears in the sky::
Twi: What the... Haruka-san? Michiru-san? TC?
Gryf: Sailor Gryfalcon here... Hurry! Uranus and Neptune are being meanies
'cause Chibi-Ecchi was hentai!
Twi: Hentai.....hmm.........I truly don't want to have to kill you for that
Mr..ms..thingy whatever you are!!
Chi: eep..
Gryf: THATS MY LINE!!!
Drew Carey: IT'S TIME FOR WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY!!
THE GAMESHOW WHERE THE POINTS DON'T MATTER!!
JUST LIKE THE STARLIGHTS SEXUAL PREFRENCES!!
StarFighter: HEY!! WE SORT OF....CARE ABOUT OUR SEXUAL PREFRENCES!!!
Gryf: yeah...and Yaten doesn't get any anyhow.....
StarHealer: So what if I'm a bitch??
Gryf: Hey I'm the queen bitch around here!!!! See?!!!??
*stretches her arms and begains to glow*
Twi: Isn't it kinda illegal to mix fanfictions?
Dip: NOOO!
Gryf: *changes into a winged wolf thingy* See???!!!!
I'M THE QUEEN BITCH! *runs at Yaten*
Yaten: eep!
Gryf: That's my damn line!
Drew: NO! It's time to play a game called "Props"
StarMaker: ::wiggles her ass:: theres a prop.....
Drew: Okay..the partners in this game shall be....
...Chibi Ecchi, you'll be with Sailor Neptune..
Neptune: WHAT?!?!?!?!?
Chi: hot...nudity.....BIG props....
::sassy voice:: if you know what I mean......
Neptune: ¬¬........
Drew: Sailor Uranus and Sailor Dippy.....
Uranus: irk..
Drew: and finally.....The starlights and Sailor Gryfalcon....
Gryf: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Twi: what about me?
Drew: you're my partner....
Twi: oh...ok..I guess.....
::everyone is handed a prop...Neptune and Chibi Ecchi get a giant foam horseshoe....
Uranus and Dippy get a Foam car shape...Gryf and the starlights get a well,
they get their own secret props.... Drew and Twilight get two stretchy things::
::Screen cuts to Neptune and Chibi Ecchi::
Neptune: * Throws the horseshoe around Chibi Ecchi*
I win!
::To Uranus and Dippy::
Uranus *holding the car* and Dippy singing: V-Babe got run over by Haruka...!!!
::To Gryfalcon and the Things::
Gryf: *Holding a giant sledge hammer-like thing as the Starlights pop up and down*
It's Wack-A-Starlight!!! *Bops Star Maker*
::To Twi and and Drew, they are holding the things, using them like light sabers::
Twi: Drew, _I_ am your father!
Gryf: *evily* Twi... is there someone I don't know about?
::everybody but Gryf and Twi fall over, Twi turns red, while Gryf cracks up::
Drew: 10000 points for everybody but the transexuals!
Starlights: DAMN!
Drew: our next game will be..Scenes from a hat!!
Uranus: oh shit...
Drew: "Bad things to say to Sailor Neptune."
Uranus: ::steps up:: forgive me, Michiru...WATER SUCKS!! IT REALLY REALLY SUCKS!!
Neptune: ¬¬... ha ha, Haruka....do you WANT TO preveiw my new nighty or not??
Chibi Ecchi: WOW your girlfriend looks like a man!!!
Everyone else: ooooooooooh......he's gonna get it....
Drew: ' Bad things about being a transsexual"
Starlights: ::walk to the middle of the room and say nothing::
Dippy: I wonder which bathroom I use.......
Chibi: well, this isn't too bad....but you can have fun and not be called a bisexual!!
::everyone punches chibi many many times::
Drew: "People you wish would just shut up"
Neptune: People you wish would just shut up..
Uranus: *singing* FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT!!--::gets cut off by Neptune elbowing
her in the stomach::
Gryf: AND IT'S TIME FOR WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE!!!!!
Regis: hey.....thats not nice....
Uranus: now THERES A BAD THING ABOUT BEING A TRANSSEXUAL!!!
Regis: nyah!!!
Neptune: SUBMARINE....
regis: shit?
Neptune: REFLECTION!!!
::the attack hits regis and all that is left of him is a page out of a health book::
Dip: SO THAT'S WHERE THAT PAGE WENT!!!
Drew: and now...for our next game.... A HOEDOWN!!!
Everyone: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Drew: And now I need something embarrassing thing that would happen to you...
Chibi: When you...
Gryf and Dip: BECOME A STARLIGHT!!!
Lights: Hey!
Drew: Ok, it's the Become a Starlight hoedown!
This is for Gryfalcon, Dippy, Chibi Ecchi, and Twilight.
::music starts coming from nowhere::
Gryf singing: One day I was looking around,
Then there was something I found.
A henshin thing I thought I'd give it a whirl,
Then looked in a mirror and said "Wasn't I a girl?"
Dip: That was mine! Oh well.
Dip singing: I was just walking down the street,
There was an odd person to meet.
He walked in a store, did something I couldn't see,
He walked back out and now he's a she!
StarFighter: ::begins to growl::
Chi singing: Oh the Starlights they really are quite cool,
They could go to a girl or boy's school.
They could be men until the day is done,
Then turn into women so I could have some fun!
::then Star Fighter runs to strangle Chibi Ecchi. Neptune and Uranus go to protect him,
then change their minds::
Twi: Oh the Starlights, I really hate then,
Especially wheeeeeeeeen.
They become women, then become men,
then start over and do it again.
All: Do it again!
Drew: Ok, we'll be right back with more Whose Line is it Anyway!
Dip: Ummm, we're not on TV...
Drew: Oh yeah...ooooooopsy
Chi: hey, wasn't I going to go into Haruka and Michiru's house before
Drew Carey came and screwed us all up??
Dip: yeah, you were...
Uranus: DON'T YOU DARE YOU CHIBI FREAK WHO HASN'T HIT PUBERTY YET!
Chi: don't make remarks about my bodily functions....
Gryf: heh...functions....uh..Blame Canada!!
Dip: ok...she's high on monitor fumes...
Neptune and Uranus: ::walk back to their house::
Dip: well, that's the end....
CREDITS ROLL BY...
Gryf: WAIT!!!! WE CAN GO INTO THEIR HOUSE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO US THERE!!!
Dip: cool....
::the three of them walk toward Haruka, Michiru, and Setsuna's house::
Gryf: ::knocks on door::
::the door opens and they see none other than..::
Dippy: Hotaru-chan!! since when do YOU live here??
Hotaru: Since...well...I don't remember...::holds her Silence Glaive up above her head::
Don't tick me off...I'm in a bad mood........
Chi: OOH! lemme see that!! ::grabs the Glaive..pointy side first and two fingers come off::
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA::runs away crying in pain::
Haruka: ::walks up to the doorway:: You're still here??
Dip: Can't get rid of us....
Michiru: yeah.....I know...¬¬.......
Gryf: ¿ Que Pasa? iiiiYo Quiero Taco Bell!!!!
Michiru: ......................yeah............
Setsuna: ::yawn:: what's going on here? who are you two?
::slams the door right on Dip and Gryf's toes::
Gryf and Dip: DAMMIT!!!! ::open the door:: what in hell was that for?
Twi: Wait! Setsuna-san! That's ---
gryf: Baka! This is another fanfiction, she doesn't know us!
Twi: Oh...
Dip: Is there something I should--
Twi and Gryf: NO!
Dip: Ok then...
::cut to Gryf, Twi, Dip, and Chibi Ecchi (whose fingers have magically reappeared)
sitting on the roof::
Dip: So, we managed to pick on the starlights about 10 times, a new record.
Gryf: Yeah *leans her head on Twi*
Chi: Heehee
Twi: Hey TC, I have an idea *gets an evil look in his eye*
Chi: *moves closer to Gryf and Twi*
Gryf: Yeah?
Twi: We should...
Chi: *grins*
Twi: ... throw Chibi Ecchi into the middle of the woods and hunt him just like
we used to do to certain american political figures.
Gryf: OH YEAH!
Chi: eep...
Dip: But what about me?
Gryf: We'll fly you to whoever's house you want.
Dip: Even... A--
Gryf: Uh huh.
Dip: YAY!!!!
::Twi and Gryf each carry Chi and Dip off toward the full moon...::
Chi: Are we there yet?
Gryf: You'd better hope not.
Chi: eep!
Gryf: That. Is. My. Line. You. Pervert.
Chi: This is gunna be a long night.
Twi: this is too annoying...*drops the Chibi Ecchi*
::Mwa ha ha ha!!::
Dip: now, it's then end..CREEEDITS!!!!!