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A/N: ::shakes head sadly:: I'm sorry to subject you poor people to this. Please don't hurt me. I have no clue what possessed me to write this. Maybe it was the aliens....
It was close to two in the morning when Rogue was abruptly awakened from a dream starring Brendan Fehr, herself, and a long expanse of smooth white sand.
"NNOOOOOOOOOO!!! THE ALIENS!!! THEY'RE HERE!!!"
Rogue immediately recognized Kitty's distinct shriek. The aliens?
"YOU WON'T GET MEEEE!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!"
Kitty seemed to be pretty freaked out. Rogue reached over to the nightstand, fumbling for the lamp switch in the complete darkness that enveloped the room. There was no moonlight tonight to light up the room she shared with Kitty. She'd just wake up the scared girl, and tell her it was just a nightmare.
"TAKE ROGUE INSTEAD!! SHE'S AS CREEPY AS YOU ARE!! YOU'D GET ALONG GREAT!!!!!"
What did she just say? Rogue froze, one hand on the lamp's switch. Had Kitty just called her creepy? That stupid little airhead! Just for that, Rogue wasn't going to wake her up. She could just suffer.
"NOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE SPLIT-END INDUCER!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!! AAAAAGHHHHH!!!!!"
Rogue groaned, and rolled over in bed. She couldn't live with the pathetic shrieks anymore. She'd never get back to sleep like this. She'd have to wake the ditz up.
"NOOOOOOO!!!! MY NAIL!!! YOU BROKE IT!!! YOU SCUMBAG!!!!"
Rogue clicked on the light, and screamed, " KITTY! YOU'RE DREAMING! SHUT UP!!!!!"
Across the room, Kitty sat up. She looked around the room nervously, and then said, "It was horrible! The aliens were hideous! In fact..." Kitty's voice trailed off as she looked at Rogue for a moment. " They looked just like YOU! And they ruined my hair, and broke my nail!"
Rogue began to bang her head on the bedpost.
"Why." thump. "Do." thump. "I." thump. "Have." thump. "To." thump. "Share." thump. "A." thump. "Room." thump. "With." thump. "That." thump.
While all this went on, in the closet, ET the Extraterrestrial, the coffee-aliens from Men in Black, Alf, Pauly Shore, and a fluffy white bunny huddled together, desperately trying to keep their laughter silent. ET straightened his black lace top as he whispered to the others, who were dressed similarly, " Again tomorrow night?"
"YES!" The others whisper-yelled back.
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A/N: ::shakes head sadly:: I'm sorry to subject you poor people to this. Please don't hurt me. I have no clue what possessed me to write this. Maybe it was the aliens....
It was close to two in the morning when Rogue was abruptly awakened from a dream starring Brendan Fehr, herself, and a long expanse of smooth white sand.
"NNOOOOOOOOOO!!! THE ALIENS!!! THEY'RE HERE!!!"
Rogue immediately recognized Kitty's distinct shriek. The aliens?
"YOU WON'T GET MEEEE!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!"
Kitty seemed to be pretty freaked out. Rogue reached over to the nightstand, fumbling for the lamp switch in the complete darkness that enveloped the room. There was no moonlight tonight to light up the room she shared with Kitty. She'd just wake up the scared girl, and tell her it was just a nightmare.
"TAKE ROGUE INSTEAD!! SHE'S AS CREEPY AS YOU ARE!! YOU'D GET ALONG GREAT!!!!!"
What did she just say? Rogue froze, one hand on the lamp's switch. Had Kitty just called her creepy? That stupid little airhead! Just for that, Rogue wasn't going to wake her up. She could just suffer.
"NOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE SPLIT-END INDUCER!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!! AAAAAGHHHHH!!!!!"
Rogue groaned, and rolled over in bed. She couldn't live with the pathetic shrieks anymore. She'd never get back to sleep like this. She'd have to wake the ditz up.
"NOOOOOOO!!!! MY NAIL!!! YOU BROKE IT!!! YOU SCUMBAG!!!!"
Rogue clicked on the light, and screamed, " KITTY! YOU'RE DREAMING! SHUT UP!!!!!"
Across the room, Kitty sat up. She looked around the room nervously, and then said, "It was horrible! The aliens were hideous! In fact..." Kitty's voice trailed off as she looked at Rogue for a moment. " They looked just like YOU! And they ruined my hair, and broke my nail!"
Rogue began to bang her head on the bedpost.
"Why." thump. "Do." thump. "I." thump. "Have." thump. "To." thump. "Share." thump. "A." thump. "Room." thump. "With." thump. "That." thump.
While all this went on, in the closet, ET the Extraterrestrial, the coffee-aliens from Men in Black, Alf, Pauly Shore, and a fluffy white bunny huddled together, desperately trying to keep their laughter silent. ET straightened his black lace top as he whispered to the others, who were dressed similarly, " Again tomorrow night?"
"YES!" The others whisper-yelled back.
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I love to hear what you think of this. Thanks!