Story 2: DBZ Versus Teletubbies
After ridding the world of the diabolical Pokemon, Goku and hisd friends went back to normal life. Goten and Trunks were returned to normal, or what was considered normal for them, or so they thought.....
CAPSULE CORP....
Goten and Trunks ran through the house. They were dressed odd, very very odd. Goten was wearing a red plump suit with a wear thing on his head and a grey televiso screen on the stomach. Trunks was wearing a purple one carrying around Bulma's purse.
"Oh no what are they into now?!"" Vegeta screamed, his eyes buldging wide with horror at the ridiculous thing. Vegeta followed them up the stairs. He saw Trunks's room covered in teletubbie posters and dolls.
"NOOOO!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?!" Vegeta screamed.
Krillin, Goku, Gohan, and Yamucha ran up the stairs and screamed.
"AAAAAAAH THEY ARE OBSESSED WITH TELETUBBIES! AHHH TRUNKS IS THE GAY ONE! AAAAAAAAH!!!!!!" Gohan screamed.
Everyone else screamed.
"Tinkiwinkie! Lalala!" trunks yelled.
Everyone screamed again.
"In all things unholy that poison kids'... the teletubbies are the worst yet. They are annoy crocks of shit that are not to be handled lightly! They have the ability to make you do anything over and over just by saying the word 'Again' and once they get you in a hug they won't let go until you are tubbietized!" Gohan said.
Everyone screamed again.
Suddenly Bra ran by. She was dressed in a yellow telletubbie costume!
"NOOO! MY SON HAS TURNED INTO A FAT GAY PURPLE THINGY AND MY DAUGHTER HAS TURNED INTO A FAT YELLOW MARSHMELLOW PEEP!" Vegeta screamed.
Bra, Goten, and Trunks ran over to Vegeta and started hugging him.
"GET OFF GET OFF! NO NO NO!" Vegeta screamed.
Goku and Krillin pulled them off. Trunks ran over and put on the record player.
"Tinkywinky! Dipsey! Lala! Po!" an annoying song played.
Everyone fell to their knees.
"NO!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAH! MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!" Marai Trunks screamed comming up the stairs. He ran to thee record player and went to turn it off but accidenly fell onto the record playing it backwards.
"I command you in the name of Teletubbies! To buy our stuff and become one of us!" A devilish tinkywinky voice said.
"THEY AREN'T A CHEAP TV SHOW WITH DRUNK BEARDED MEN IN SUITS! THEY'RE A CHEAP TV SHOW WITH DRUNK BEARDED MEN IN SUITS AND A CULT!" Goku screamed.
"FIGHTING CELL IS BETTER THAN THIS TORTURE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Gohan screamed.
Trunks, Bra, and Goten started jumpin on the bed screaming "AGAIN! AGAIN!"
***
Vegeta and Bulma layed in bed with earplugs in their ears and pillows wrappeed over their faces, Goten was sleeping over and Trunks and Bra along with goten were booming the teletubbies record and jumping around crashing into lamps and breaking things!
"IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS HOLY STOP IT!" Vegeta yelled sending a blast into the ceiling. Thee three kids came falling down and started jumpin along the room screaming and jumping around in those costumes!
***
The next day Goku, Vegeta, Krillin, Yamucha, Gohan, and Marai Trunks had a meeting at kame house.
"We agree we must kill them!" Goku said.
"Tinkie..Po...Winkey..LaLa, Po..." Vegeta said in a zombie like voice. he then fell over and slept.
"Wow they must have kept him up all night with their junk."
the three kids ran in singing "Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!"
"NOOO THATS IT!" Gohan screamed.
They grabbed the kids, dumped coffe on vegeta's face, and then they all flew over to dende's lookout where Dende was missing.
"Popo where is he?"
"Some fat purple thing came out of the gates and kidnapped him."
"TinkeyWinkey kidnapped Dende! What sick cruel plan are they plotting!" Goku said.
Vegeta, Goku, Krillin, Yamucha, and Gohan jumped through the gate carrying the three kids. They arrived in a green place where there was all grass and flowers.
"It's so beautiful it's sickening!" Goku said.
They looked up and saw a laughing baby in the sun.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" they screamed.
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" the sun screamed.
They suddenly saw four plump multicolor creatures run out to them.
"There are the bastards now!" Krillin ran at them but slipped on a bannana peal and tripped.
"AGAIN AGAIN!" the things said.
Krillin got up again and then ran at them again and slipped on the peal again.
The teletubbies pressed their tummies and a show of a bear dancing showed.
"Now that was excorsit kind of shit!" Goku said.
"We wuv you! GWOUP HUG!" thee teletubbies said.
The teletubbies ran over to krillin and dog piled him in a hug. They wouldn't get off. Marai Trunks jumped in and using his sword chopped the Purple one's head off.
"OH MY GOD THEY KILLED TINKEYWINKEY!" Po screamed.
"YOU BASTARDS!" Lala yelled.
The remaining three kept on hugging Krillin, until krillin was Tubbitized. He got up and started singing teletubbies!
"NOOOOOO!" Gohan started slapping Krillin like a bitch.
"YOU BITCHES! MASENKO-HA!" Gohan screamed flinging a golden beam into the red one blowing it up.
"THAT WAS SO UN NESSECARY!" screamed Lala.
"Lets think of happy things! Its time to play! its a nice and bright and sunny day! Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!" thee teletubbies sung.
The remaining two kept sining and dancing, then ran and started hugging Yamucha. When they finally got off him... he was dead.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" Krillin screamed. He charged a huge white beam and flung it into the air. It formed into two and smashed into them and ripped them to shreds. Their heads flung to the ground and started singing until they slowed down to a mechanic robotic voice then stopped.
"Arg you beat me again!"
Everyone turned to see Gero!
"I hired bearded drunk men to hypnotise the nation so I could dominate it easier MUHAHAHAHA! Take that Tom Green! Daddy would you like some sausage my ass! MUHAHAH I PROVED YOU WRONG OLD WOMAN! THAT'S RIGHT GRANDMA! LOOK AT ME NOW I'M TAKIN OVER THE WORLD!" gero said.
Pinky and the brain walked by.
"That's my line you neanderthal!" Brain said.
"Narf little perdy Butterflies! Port! MUAHHAHA!" Pinky said.
Gero stomped on the mice and squished them.
"Did you hire a gay man for the purple one on purpose??" Goku said.
"What do you mean?" gero asked.
"C'mon admit it You're gay and Tinkeywinkey was your lover!"
"NO!"
"yes Huh!"
"NO NO NO NO INFINITE!"
"YES YOU ARE GERO!"
gero plugged his ears.
"London bridge is falling down! Falling down!"
"AHAHHAHAHA HE'S HAVING A NERVOUS BREAK DOWN!" Marai Trunks laughed.
"I AM NOT! MOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYY!"
Everyone saw Dende tied up on the laughing baby sun. Gohan sent a beam into the sun blowing it up and he caught dende as dende flew to him. They then flew up and send beams into the teletubbie world and blew it up then hopped a train to the portal and went back.
THE END
After ridding the world of the diabolical Pokemon, Goku and hisd friends went back to normal life. Goten and Trunks were returned to normal, or what was considered normal for them, or so they thought.....
CAPSULE CORP....
Goten and Trunks ran through the house. They were dressed odd, very very odd. Goten was wearing a red plump suit with a wear thing on his head and a grey televiso screen on the stomach. Trunks was wearing a purple one carrying around Bulma's purse.
"Oh no what are they into now?!"" Vegeta screamed, his eyes buldging wide with horror at the ridiculous thing. Vegeta followed them up the stairs. He saw Trunks's room covered in teletubbie posters and dolls.
"NOOOO!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?!" Vegeta screamed.
Krillin, Goku, Gohan, and Yamucha ran up the stairs and screamed.
"AAAAAAAH THEY ARE OBSESSED WITH TELETUBBIES! AHHH TRUNKS IS THE GAY ONE! AAAAAAAAH!!!!!!" Gohan screamed.
Everyone else screamed.
"Tinkiwinkie! Lalala!" trunks yelled.
Everyone screamed again.
"In all things unholy that poison kids'... the teletubbies are the worst yet. They are annoy crocks of shit that are not to be handled lightly! They have the ability to make you do anything over and over just by saying the word 'Again' and once they get you in a hug they won't let go until you are tubbietized!" Gohan said.
Everyone screamed again.
Suddenly Bra ran by. She was dressed in a yellow telletubbie costume!
"NOOO! MY SON HAS TURNED INTO A FAT GAY PURPLE THINGY AND MY DAUGHTER HAS TURNED INTO A FAT YELLOW MARSHMELLOW PEEP!" Vegeta screamed.
Bra, Goten, and Trunks ran over to Vegeta and started hugging him.
"GET OFF GET OFF! NO NO NO!" Vegeta screamed.
Goku and Krillin pulled them off. Trunks ran over and put on the record player.
"Tinkywinky! Dipsey! Lala! Po!" an annoying song played.
Everyone fell to their knees.
"NO!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAH! MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!" Marai Trunks screamed comming up the stairs. He ran to thee record player and went to turn it off but accidenly fell onto the record playing it backwards.
"I command you in the name of Teletubbies! To buy our stuff and become one of us!" A devilish tinkywinky voice said.
"THEY AREN'T A CHEAP TV SHOW WITH DRUNK BEARDED MEN IN SUITS! THEY'RE A CHEAP TV SHOW WITH DRUNK BEARDED MEN IN SUITS AND A CULT!" Goku screamed.
"FIGHTING CELL IS BETTER THAN THIS TORTURE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Gohan screamed.
Trunks, Bra, and Goten started jumpin on the bed screaming "AGAIN! AGAIN!"
***
Vegeta and Bulma layed in bed with earplugs in their ears and pillows wrappeed over their faces, Goten was sleeping over and Trunks and Bra along with goten were booming the teletubbies record and jumping around crashing into lamps and breaking things!
"IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS HOLY STOP IT!" Vegeta yelled sending a blast into the ceiling. Thee three kids came falling down and started jumpin along the room screaming and jumping around in those costumes!
***
The next day Goku, Vegeta, Krillin, Yamucha, Gohan, and Marai Trunks had a meeting at kame house.
"We agree we must kill them!" Goku said.
"Tinkie..Po...Winkey..LaLa, Po..." Vegeta said in a zombie like voice. he then fell over and slept.
"Wow they must have kept him up all night with their junk."
the three kids ran in singing "Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!"
"NOOO THATS IT!" Gohan screamed.
They grabbed the kids, dumped coffe on vegeta's face, and then they all flew over to dende's lookout where Dende was missing.
"Popo where is he?"
"Some fat purple thing came out of the gates and kidnapped him."
"TinkeyWinkey kidnapped Dende! What sick cruel plan are they plotting!" Goku said.
Vegeta, Goku, Krillin, Yamucha, and Gohan jumped through the gate carrying the three kids. They arrived in a green place where there was all grass and flowers.
"It's so beautiful it's sickening!" Goku said.
They looked up and saw a laughing baby in the sun.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" they screamed.
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" the sun screamed.
They suddenly saw four plump multicolor creatures run out to them.
"There are the bastards now!" Krillin ran at them but slipped on a bannana peal and tripped.
"AGAIN AGAIN!" the things said.
Krillin got up again and then ran at them again and slipped on the peal again.
The teletubbies pressed their tummies and a show of a bear dancing showed.
"Now that was excorsit kind of shit!" Goku said.
"We wuv you! GWOUP HUG!" thee teletubbies said.
The teletubbies ran over to krillin and dog piled him in a hug. They wouldn't get off. Marai Trunks jumped in and using his sword chopped the Purple one's head off.
"OH MY GOD THEY KILLED TINKEYWINKEY!" Po screamed.
"YOU BASTARDS!" Lala yelled.
The remaining three kept on hugging Krillin, until krillin was Tubbitized. He got up and started singing teletubbies!
"NOOOOOO!" Gohan started slapping Krillin like a bitch.
"YOU BITCHES! MASENKO-HA!" Gohan screamed flinging a golden beam into the red one blowing it up.
"THAT WAS SO UN NESSECARY!" screamed Lala.
"Lets think of happy things! Its time to play! its a nice and bright and sunny day! Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!" thee teletubbies sung.
The remaining two kept sining and dancing, then ran and started hugging Yamucha. When they finally got off him... he was dead.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" Krillin screamed. He charged a huge white beam and flung it into the air. It formed into two and smashed into them and ripped them to shreds. Their heads flung to the ground and started singing until they slowed down to a mechanic robotic voice then stopped.
"Arg you beat me again!"
Everyone turned to see Gero!
"I hired bearded drunk men to hypnotise the nation so I could dominate it easier MUHAHAHAHA! Take that Tom Green! Daddy would you like some sausage my ass! MUHAHAH I PROVED YOU WRONG OLD WOMAN! THAT'S RIGHT GRANDMA! LOOK AT ME NOW I'M TAKIN OVER THE WORLD!" gero said.
Pinky and the brain walked by.
"That's my line you neanderthal!" Brain said.
"Narf little perdy Butterflies! Port! MUAHHAHA!" Pinky said.
Gero stomped on the mice and squished them.
"Did you hire a gay man for the purple one on purpose??" Goku said.
"What do you mean?" gero asked.
"C'mon admit it You're gay and Tinkeywinkey was your lover!"
"NO!"
"yes Huh!"
"NO NO NO NO INFINITE!"
"YES YOU ARE GERO!"
gero plugged his ears.
"London bridge is falling down! Falling down!"
"AHAHHAHAHA HE'S HAVING A NERVOUS BREAK DOWN!" Marai Trunks laughed.
"I AM NOT! MOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYY!"
Everyone saw Dende tied up on the laughing baby sun. Gohan sent a beam into the sun blowing it up and he caught dende as dende flew to him. They then flew up and send beams into the teletubbie world and blew it up then hopped a train to the portal and went back.
THE END