Heero was lying peacefully in his bed. A look of tranquility on his face. A
rare sight to behold. Sunlight spilled in from the window at the opposite
side of the room and shown on him. Everything was perfect and
still.............."WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Heero shot out of bed, grabbed his gun, and aimed it at the intruder. "Hey hey, man. It's just me." Heero squinted his eyes against the morning light, and low and behold, who should be intruding his beauty sleep? None other than the ever bothersome...........DUO!!!!!!!!!
"Duo, leave me alone or omae o koruso," Heero threatened.
"Fine then, be that way," said Duo as he turned towards the door. He stopped,
"But...be warned...you'll suffer the consequences." Duo exited.
Heero rolled his eyes and turned over to sleep again. In his dream a mysterious voice was whispering,
"Hippopotamus...hippopotamus...hippopotamus................" Heero shot a hole clean through the person producing the voice. ("Thanks," says Adrena. "Oh, not you," says Heero. "Fine then," Adrena says and laughs evily and disappears like the old man in Monty Python in Search of the Holy Grail. Authors friend, Roses', note: "Don't ask...") BACK TO REAL LIFE!!!!!!!!
Heero heard a noise outside his window. "CAN'T I GET SOME SLEEP?!" he yelled and scrambled from bed to the window. Outside there was a huge machine with a gigantic wrecking ball hanging from it that had ,"nnnnnni!" painted on it in gigantic yellow letters. Heero raised an eyebrow as the ball started to
swing. "Uhhhmmm...." he wondered as it got closer and closer to the window. A little man was suddenly visible sitting on it. He handed Heero a sheet of paper.
On the paper was written, "Suffer the consequences~Duo" Heero moaned at the stupidity of his comrad. Suddenly the wrecking ball swung through the window and hit Heero in the head.
~~Heero woke up in the hospital. "WHERE THE HECK AM I?!"
"In the hospital," said an all-too-familiar voice. Heero looked and saw Relena sitting by the side of the bed. "You were terribly wounded," she continued. "A wrecking ball hit you in the head."
"What are you talking...." suddenly he remembered Duo's revenge.
"Don't get all worked up," Relena said as Heero sat up in bed.
"I don't need to be in a hospital! I'm just fine!" he screamed as he ripped the IVs out of his arms.
Relena freaked out, "NURSE!!!!"
A short, fat woman scurried in with a GIGANTIC shot ready.
"ARE YOU CRAZY!!!!!!!???????"Heero screamed as he struggled to get out of the bed. Relena held him down and the nurse injected the medicine into him. Suddenly Relena's face got very distorted. Then there was nothing at all.........
~~"How much medicine was in that thing?" Relena asked, eying the large empty tube.
"About two gallons," the fat nurse said in a terrible rasping voice as ugly as herself.
Relena's eyes grew to an almost impossibly large size. She turned to Heero. His face looked pale, VERY pale. She placed her hand on his foreead. It was ice cold. She felt his wrist, nothing. She turned to the nurse. "You...you killed him! You gave him an overdose!!!!!! WHO THE HECK GAVE YOU YOUR
DEGREE!!!!????????????????" Then Relena kicked the nurse into the pit of eternal peril.
THE END
rare sight to behold. Sunlight spilled in from the window at the opposite
side of the room and shown on him. Everything was perfect and
still.............."WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Heero shot out of bed, grabbed his gun, and aimed it at the intruder. "Hey hey, man. It's just me." Heero squinted his eyes against the morning light, and low and behold, who should be intruding his beauty sleep? None other than the ever bothersome...........DUO!!!!!!!!!
"Duo, leave me alone or omae o koruso," Heero threatened.
"Fine then, be that way," said Duo as he turned towards the door. He stopped,
"But...be warned...you'll suffer the consequences." Duo exited.
Heero rolled his eyes and turned over to sleep again. In his dream a mysterious voice was whispering,
"Hippopotamus...hippopotamus...hippopotamus................" Heero shot a hole clean through the person producing the voice. ("Thanks," says Adrena. "Oh, not you," says Heero. "Fine then," Adrena says and laughs evily and disappears like the old man in Monty Python in Search of the Holy Grail. Authors friend, Roses', note: "Don't ask...") BACK TO REAL LIFE!!!!!!!!
Heero heard a noise outside his window. "CAN'T I GET SOME SLEEP?!" he yelled and scrambled from bed to the window. Outside there was a huge machine with a gigantic wrecking ball hanging from it that had ,"nnnnnni!" painted on it in gigantic yellow letters. Heero raised an eyebrow as the ball started to
swing. "Uhhhmmm...." he wondered as it got closer and closer to the window. A little man was suddenly visible sitting on it. He handed Heero a sheet of paper.
On the paper was written, "Suffer the consequences~Duo" Heero moaned at the stupidity of his comrad. Suddenly the wrecking ball swung through the window and hit Heero in the head.
~~Heero woke up in the hospital. "WHERE THE HECK AM I?!"
"In the hospital," said an all-too-familiar voice. Heero looked and saw Relena sitting by the side of the bed. "You were terribly wounded," she continued. "A wrecking ball hit you in the head."
"What are you talking...." suddenly he remembered Duo's revenge.
"Don't get all worked up," Relena said as Heero sat up in bed.
"I don't need to be in a hospital! I'm just fine!" he screamed as he ripped the IVs out of his arms.
Relena freaked out, "NURSE!!!!"
A short, fat woman scurried in with a GIGANTIC shot ready.
"ARE YOU CRAZY!!!!!!!???????"Heero screamed as he struggled to get out of the bed. Relena held him down and the nurse injected the medicine into him. Suddenly Relena's face got very distorted. Then there was nothing at all.........
~~"How much medicine was in that thing?" Relena asked, eying the large empty tube.
"About two gallons," the fat nurse said in a terrible rasping voice as ugly as herself.
Relena's eyes grew to an almost impossibly large size. She turned to Heero. His face looked pale, VERY pale. She placed her hand on his foreead. It was ice cold. She felt his wrist, nothing. She turned to the nurse. "You...you killed him! You gave him an overdose!!!!!! WHO THE HECK GAVE YOU YOUR
DEGREE!!!!????????????????" Then Relena kicked the nurse into the pit of eternal peril.
THE END