Story 3: DBZ and Super Mario Brothers teamup versus Barney
After saving the world yet again from horrible attempts to brain wash kids through a TV show, The gang defeated the evil Teletubbies. They tryed once again to settle Bra, Trunks, and Goten down to be regular. But would it last only time would tell! 3...2...1...
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KAME HOUSE
Trunks, Bra, and Goten sat down watching TV. Goku and Krillin were playing Poker with Chich and Android 18. Piccolo was meditating. Vegeta was gelling his hair.
"I wuv you you wuv me! We're a happy family!" Goten, trunks, and Bra sang.
"AH GOD WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY WATCHING! IT HURTS MY EARS!" Chichi screamed.
"With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you! Ont you say you love me too!" they sang.
"SHOULDN'T YOU KIDS BE STUDYING!?!?!" Chichi screamed while everyone else plugged their ears.
"shaddap bitch!" Goten said.
A frying pan came flying out of nowhere and smacked Chichi in the face.
The fighters that were there ran to see what was going on. They were freaked to see a big fat purple dinosaur, a green dinosaur, and a yellow one singing with kids.
"That.... is the most horrifying thing... I have ever seen." 18 said.
"It's the legendary beast Barney! He is said to be the most annoying sickening thing ever." Goku said.
"Oh no!" Krillin said.
"I wuv you! You wuv me!" the kids started singing.
"LETS TEAM UP AND KILL BARNEY! WITH A GREAT BIG SHOTGUN POINT IT TO HIS HEAD! OH MY GOD I THINK HES DEAD!" Goku screamed.
Goten, trunks, and bra began crying, hugging their barney dolls.
"DADDY DADDY! TAKE ME AND BRA AND TRUNKS TO GO SEE THE BARNEY MOVIE THE NEW ONE! IT IS SIX HOURS OF UNBELEIVABLE FUN!" Goten said.
"NO!"
"BARNEY! BARNEY! BARNEY! BARNEY! BARNEY!" the kids began ranting.
"OH GOD NOOOOO NOT AGAIN!" Goku screamed.
***
MEANWHILE IN THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM WORLD.....
"Toad you gotta stopa!" Mario said.
"This ghurting my head!" Luigi screamed.
"NOT EVEN I DESERVE THIS!" Bowser screamed.
"NOOO PLEASE!" Wario Screamed.
"Help me.... Pleasee! WAHAHAHAHA!" Waluigi screamed.
toad danced around holding a barney doll singing. All the toadstools in the kingdom did.
"NOOOOO!" mario screamed.
"WE GOT TO STOP DIS!" Luigi screamed.
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"What can we do to stop this stupid dinosaur!!! IT'S MAKING BRAIN CELLS DIE WITH THAT STUPID SONG!" 18 screamed.
Trunks, Goten and Bra ran around the house in costumes singing and dancing to songs from Barney
"OHHH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! MAKE IT STOP!" Vegeta screamed.
"This is a stick!" barney said on TV showing it to the kids.
Goku growled "Yah I'd likee to take that stick and shove it up his"
"AS I WAS SAYING, Why don't we go to the speacil gate and go get rid of barney" Krillin said.
"Good idea. Cause if they sing that song one more time I'm gonna scream!" Chichi said.
"I WUV YOU YOU WUV ME!" Goten said.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH COME HERE YOU BRAT!" Chichi yelled pulling out a frying pan and chasing Goten then grabbing him and putting him over heer knee and smacking his butt with it.
"That wasn't verry nice! you should say sorry!" Trunks said.
"These shows make these kids think the world is so damn nice and nothing bad can happen!" 18 yelled plugging her ears.
Goten, trunks, and bragot into their Barney PJs and went into barney sleeping bags and turned their tv on and started to sing with the theme song.
"BARNEY IS A DINOSAUR FROM OUR IMMAGINATION!" they sang
"AAAAAAAAH GOD! I'M GONNA KILL THAT DINO!" vegeta yelled grabbing the stuffed doll and ripping its head off. The kids still continued singing.
"PLEASE STOP!" they screamed.
"I WUV YOU! YOU WUV ME!" Trunks sang.
"IF HE SINGS THAT ONE MORE TIME IM GONNA BEAT HIS ASS SO BAD HE'LL BE THE ONLY GUY IN HEAVEN WITH A WHEELCHAIR!" Goku screamed.
" One is a number thats first! Two comes after one and it is one more than one!" Goten sung.
Bra sang "A is for apple! B is book! C is cookie! D is for Di..."
"SHUT UP NOW!" Bulma screamed.
"THATS IT I CANT TAKE IT!" 18 screamed. She ran around the room breaking everything to do with Barney. the kids started screaming.
They grabbed the kids and flew off to the portal.
***
They appeared in a school next to a fat plumber with a red shirt and cap and a tall skinny one with a green shirt and cap.
"Who are you two??!" Goku said.
"Itsa me! Madio!" the red one said.
"Ima Luigi! We were taken here by a portal! Mumamea!" the green one said.
"good you can help us kill dem!" Goku said.
They saw Barney, babeybop, and the yellow one walk out.
"NOW!" 18 screamed.
Mario and Luigi flung fire balls at the dinios.
"WE LUV YOU! YOU LUV US! WE'LL TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND ENSLAVE YOU FREAKS!" Barney said.
Goku kickedthe yellow one's mask off to reveal a bearded drunken midgit! 18 sent a beam into babeybop blowing her up.
"A hug will make ya feal good!" Barneey said.
He hugged piccolo.
"GET OFF ME YOU OAF! SPEACIL BEAM CANNON!" Piccolo shot a beam into Barneey and killed it. Krillin then proceded to kill the kids hypnotised by Barney. Mario grabbed The midgit in the costume and tossed him to a phiranah plant. The plant swallowed him up in a gulp.
Vegeta flew up and sent a beam into the ground blowig up the barney world. Luigi and Mario said goodbye and went to their homes while the Z fighters went to theirs.
THE END
After saving the world yet again from horrible attempts to brain wash kids through a TV show, The gang defeated the evil Teletubbies. They tryed once again to settle Bra, Trunks, and Goten down to be regular. But would it last only time would tell! 3...2...1...
***
KAME HOUSE
Trunks, Bra, and Goten sat down watching TV. Goku and Krillin were playing Poker with Chich and Android 18. Piccolo was meditating. Vegeta was gelling his hair.
"I wuv you you wuv me! We're a happy family!" Goten, trunks, and Bra sang.
"AH GOD WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY WATCHING! IT HURTS MY EARS!" Chichi screamed.
"With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you! Ont you say you love me too!" they sang.
"SHOULDN'T YOU KIDS BE STUDYING!?!?!" Chichi screamed while everyone else plugged their ears.
"shaddap bitch!" Goten said.
A frying pan came flying out of nowhere and smacked Chichi in the face.
The fighters that were there ran to see what was going on. They were freaked to see a big fat purple dinosaur, a green dinosaur, and a yellow one singing with kids.
"That.... is the most horrifying thing... I have ever seen." 18 said.
"It's the legendary beast Barney! He is said to be the most annoying sickening thing ever." Goku said.
"Oh no!" Krillin said.
"I wuv you! You wuv me!" the kids started singing.
"LETS TEAM UP AND KILL BARNEY! WITH A GREAT BIG SHOTGUN POINT IT TO HIS HEAD! OH MY GOD I THINK HES DEAD!" Goku screamed.
Goten, trunks, and bra began crying, hugging their barney dolls.
"DADDY DADDY! TAKE ME AND BRA AND TRUNKS TO GO SEE THE BARNEY MOVIE THE NEW ONE! IT IS SIX HOURS OF UNBELEIVABLE FUN!" Goten said.
"NO!"
"BARNEY! BARNEY! BARNEY! BARNEY! BARNEY!" the kids began ranting.
"OH GOD NOOOOO NOT AGAIN!" Goku screamed.
***
MEANWHILE IN THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM WORLD.....
"Toad you gotta stopa!" Mario said.
"This ghurting my head!" Luigi screamed.
"NOT EVEN I DESERVE THIS!" Bowser screamed.
"NOOO PLEASE!" Wario Screamed.
"Help me.... Pleasee! WAHAHAHAHA!" Waluigi screamed.
toad danced around holding a barney doll singing. All the toadstools in the kingdom did.
"NOOOOO!" mario screamed.
"WE GOT TO STOP DIS!" Luigi screamed.
****
"What can we do to stop this stupid dinosaur!!! IT'S MAKING BRAIN CELLS DIE WITH THAT STUPID SONG!" 18 screamed.
Trunks, Goten and Bra ran around the house in costumes singing and dancing to songs from Barney
"OHHH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! MAKE IT STOP!" Vegeta screamed.
"This is a stick!" barney said on TV showing it to the kids.
Goku growled "Yah I'd likee to take that stick and shove it up his"
"AS I WAS SAYING, Why don't we go to the speacil gate and go get rid of barney" Krillin said.
"Good idea. Cause if they sing that song one more time I'm gonna scream!" Chichi said.
"I WUV YOU YOU WUV ME!" Goten said.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH COME HERE YOU BRAT!" Chichi yelled pulling out a frying pan and chasing Goten then grabbing him and putting him over heer knee and smacking his butt with it.
"That wasn't verry nice! you should say sorry!" Trunks said.
"These shows make these kids think the world is so damn nice and nothing bad can happen!" 18 yelled plugging her ears.
Goten, trunks, and bragot into their Barney PJs and went into barney sleeping bags and turned their tv on and started to sing with the theme song.
"BARNEY IS A DINOSAUR FROM OUR IMMAGINATION!" they sang
"AAAAAAAAH GOD! I'M GONNA KILL THAT DINO!" vegeta yelled grabbing the stuffed doll and ripping its head off. The kids still continued singing.
"PLEASE STOP!" they screamed.
"I WUV YOU! YOU WUV ME!" Trunks sang.
"IF HE SINGS THAT ONE MORE TIME IM GONNA BEAT HIS ASS SO BAD HE'LL BE THE ONLY GUY IN HEAVEN WITH A WHEELCHAIR!" Goku screamed.
" One is a number thats first! Two comes after one and it is one more than one!" Goten sung.
Bra sang "A is for apple! B is book! C is cookie! D is for Di..."
"SHUT UP NOW!" Bulma screamed.
"THATS IT I CANT TAKE IT!" 18 screamed. She ran around the room breaking everything to do with Barney. the kids started screaming.
They grabbed the kids and flew off to the portal.
***
They appeared in a school next to a fat plumber with a red shirt and cap and a tall skinny one with a green shirt and cap.
"Who are you two??!" Goku said.
"Itsa me! Madio!" the red one said.
"Ima Luigi! We were taken here by a portal! Mumamea!" the green one said.
"good you can help us kill dem!" Goku said.
They saw Barney, babeybop, and the yellow one walk out.
"NOW!" 18 screamed.
Mario and Luigi flung fire balls at the dinios.
"WE LUV YOU! YOU LUV US! WE'LL TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND ENSLAVE YOU FREAKS!" Barney said.
Goku kickedthe yellow one's mask off to reveal a bearded drunken midgit! 18 sent a beam into babeybop blowing her up.
"A hug will make ya feal good!" Barneey said.
He hugged piccolo.
"GET OFF ME YOU OAF! SPEACIL BEAM CANNON!" Piccolo shot a beam into Barneey and killed it. Krillin then proceded to kill the kids hypnotised by Barney. Mario grabbed The midgit in the costume and tossed him to a phiranah plant. The plant swallowed him up in a gulp.
Vegeta flew up and sent a beam into the ground blowig up the barney world. Luigi and Mario said goodbye and went to their homes while the Z fighters went to theirs.
THE END