STORY 4: DBZ Versus DIGIMON
Last time The Z fighters put a brilliant end to Barney. They had help from the Super Mario Brothers. Now they hope, at long last, kids can have regular minds instead of TV show brain washed....
**** GOKU's HOUSE Early Mornning***
A loud noise awoke Goku. He looked at his clock... 4:40 AM on sunday. He heard goten in his room. Trunks also screaming with him.
"GET'EM AGUMON GO GO GO GO! YAH YAH YAH YAH!" they screamed.
"What are those kids up to now." Goku said and covered his face with a pillow.
**** KAME HOUSE*****
Goku layed sleeply on a table. Krillin, Tien, and Gohan sat at another table playing cards. Vegeta trained in the gravitron at 560x earth's gravity.
"DIGIMON! DIGIMON! ANUKAPLAAKABDSSMON! SOMETHINGOROTHERICANTPRONOUNCEMON!" Goten, Trunks, and Bra screamed running around. They ran to the TV hugging dolls and playing DIGIMON cards.
Everyone looked at the TV.
"IS THAT POKéMON??!?! CAN'T BE NO THEY'RE DEAD!" Goku screamed.
"No it's worse! It's Digimon! OH WOE IS US" Krillin screamed.
"GAH IM SICK OF IT! WHATS WITH THESE MONS?! PokeMON, DigiMON. Whats next? And they have to do with annoying little brats and disgusting creatures! They are made by stupid creators that have no sense of what's funny and what's dumb and can't even match the words with the mouth movement!" Piccolo yelled, sweat pouring down hsi face, teeth grinding into his lip.
Tien smacked piccolo across the face and gave him some alacasetzer pluss.
"I needed that.." Piccolo said.
"DADDY I BOUGHT THE DIGIMON MOVIE NOW I CAN PLAY IT AT TOP VOLUME OVER AND OVER AND OVER FOR ALL ETERNITY!" Goten said.
"NO!" Goku screamed.
"The way these producers keep making these shows is mind boggling!" Vegeta screamed.
Trunks shoved a stuff doll into Vegeta's face and made it move.
"My name is Agumon! I'm going to hug you raa!" he said smushing the doll into Vegeta's face.
"Oh no! FABRIC! I'm allergic to FAAAB FAAB AAAAAAAHHHHHH..."
"WATCH IT VEGETA IS GONNA BLOW!" Goku screamed everyone ducking under chairs.
"CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he sneezed sending the house imploding and rubble falling over everyone.
The only place rubble didn't fall was the TV, the couch, and the three obsessed kids wh o didn't even notice what was going on, they just played with the little cheap toys. Goten took two and held each in one hand and made it look like they were talking.
"bebebabaabababa?" he made one say.
"Babababebee!" he made the other say.
He then made them kiss by smacking them together. They fell to peices.
"WAAAAAH MY TOYS! I JUST GOT THOSE!" Goten screamed.
Krillin ran over and chopped the TV in half.
"NOOO!" Goten, Trunks, and Bra screamed. They then glared at Krillin and tackled him. Theey started beating the snot out of him.
"AGAGAGAHHHH!!!!! HELLP!" Krillin screamed.
Bra grabbed him in the goodie bag and squeezed hard then took a hammer to his nail.
"GAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" Krillin screamed in a high pitched voice.
"Owww Now that HAD to hurt..." Goku said watching.
Trunks prceded to try and rip krillin's eyes out while Goten bashed him in the gut.
"DIGIMON GOOD FOR GOTEN!" Goten screamed.
The others ran, followed by roshi, leaving the screaming in a high pitch bald boy behind with the kids.
They came to town and saw little kids running everywhere and thee stores were covered in nothing but Digimon!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE THEM EVERYWHERE I LOOK THERE THEY ARE! THESE ANNOYING KID SHOWS! ALL THEY CAN.... Oh im having a heart attack! araaaaaaaaaaa!" Roshi screamed and then collapsed with a heart attack. He grabbed Goku's shirt and pulleed him down.
"Kill those rotten beasts! KILL THEM! Make sure digimon is annighalated! these cockammamey peachcock little peices of...." he said with his final breathes then died of a heart attack.
"DAMN DIGIMON GAVE MASTER ROSHI A HEART ATTACK!!!" Goku yelled.
"What do we do first?" Tien asked.
"We must go to thee company that makes the digimon products and anihalate them in the sacred way. Then go through the portal to the digimon world and kill them."
Mr.Popo came by on his carpet.
"I couldn't help overhearing. You can't get to the digimon world through the gate. BUT you can through a computer. There's one of the Digimon people at the toy factory today and they can open the portal over the computer." popo said.
"Thanks mr Poopoo er... popo." Goku said.
"Alright lets go frickesy some Digi-Ass!" Vegeta said and they took off
***
"KEEP EM COMMIN! WE NEED THESE MESSAGE PLAYING TALKING DOLLS ON SALE BY TOMMAROW! Muhahah we'll sell them like hotcakes!" thee fat production manager said. He took a doll and pressed its stomach.
"HI I'm agumon! Buy our junk! Spend your money, your parent's money, your bonds, your life savings, everything! Just buy ouyr damn toys!" the doll said.
"MUHAHAHAHHAH!" Davis, the digimon kid laughed.
Suddenly the Z fighters broke in.
"So I knew you people would come. Yes we know all the annoying shows are linked. The Master show is very upset. We are linked to all of them. Right now our Lamb Chop playhouse squad is invading the Mushroom kingdom to get revenge." The producer said.
"How come I didn't I know about this??!" Davis said.
"Cause you are a moronic bafoon who would have probably leeked it to the press." the producer said.
Davis just nodded slowly and shrugged, "True"
"We're even capturing people from the good shows and movies!"
A wall turned around and Dr.Evil, Mini-Me, The south park kids, Puar and Chouzu were tied up.
"They shot me those A-holes!" Dr. Evil said.
"REEEEEEEEE EEEEEE! EEEEEE!" mini-me said.
"TIEN HELP!" Chouzu yelled.
"Dude this is @#%#@&^@! up right here!" Kyle said.
"I WANT MY CHEESEY POOFS! MOOOOOOM I WANT MY CHEESY POOFS DAMN YOU!" Cartman yelled.
"MMmmmmmmmph mmmmph mmmmph!" Kenny said.
"DUDE!" Stan yelled.
"SHUT UP!" Davis yelled and his digimon partner (Forgot his name, the blue freak), headbutted Kenny sending his head flying.
"OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY!" Stan yelled.
"YOU BASTARDS!" Kyle yelled.
"AHGODDAMNIT!" Cartman yelled.
"These insolent little pricks!" Dr.Evil yelled.
"UNHAND THOSE KIDS AND THE TWO EVIL GUYS!" Tien yelled.
"AY!" Chouzu and Puar yelled.
"Oh and Chouzu and Puar too!" Tien added.
Suddenly Marai Trunks appeared and used his sword to cut the tied up hostages down.
"Came as soon as I could. You guys should hurry those three pricks you call kids are really beating him down!" Marai Trunks said.
Puar flew off to meet her date with Karin, Chouzu joined the Z fighters. the remaining South Park kids ran off to south park and went home. Dr. Evil and Mini-me escaped into space in their giant ship that looks like a...
"DICK!" Goku yelled pointing at Davis.
Thats when Imperfect Cell jumped in and ran his stinger into the producer's nearbye assistant, a bald ugly guy. He drained him away. The Producer gasped an ran and hit a button that obliterated Cell, but he fell into a pool of pink liquid. When he came out he was a 6 inch stuffed pink bear!
"Oooh Shit." he said.
The nearbye Dovermans saw him and ran to him and shredded him, shaking him intheir mouths like a ragdoll.
Piccolo tied Davis up and Goku sent a beam into his digimon partner guy and made it disinigrate into bits.
"Ok Davis you're taking us to your digimon world!" Goku said.
"Why?"
"Cause if you do we can save our children." Vegeta said.
Piccolo sent a beeam into the wall and blew up the factory then grabbed the producer's laptop and opened it. Davis heeld out his digithingy and they were sucked in into the laptop.
***
They appeared in a vast green forest, with all these little brats around.
"TIME FOR YOU AND THIS WORLD TO DIE!" Goku said pointing at them. He sent a beam into Cody and he was destroyed ina brilliant light.
Gohan flew at Yolei and bashed her skull in and she was dead. Taichi ran at Marai Trunks only to be chopped diagonally in hlaf and blown to smytherines. Piccolo sent beams into the Digimon and blew them to bits.
"TOO EASY!" Goku said firing a beam into Matt and killing him.
Soon to follow in similar fates were Joe, Sora, Mimi, and Kari.
"THIS IS GASOPHY!" izzy yelled before being blown up.
"WAAAAAA!" Tk yelled. Trunks sliced his head off with his sword.
"Ok lets finish this!" Goku yelled.
They tied Davis to a tree and they flew up. Vegeta fired a gallet gun into the ground and blew it up in a huge boom of fire. The Z fighters went through the PC using one of the digithingys and went back to their world. Then Tien crushed it.
So the world was saved from annoying kid shows.... For now
THE END
Look forward to Chapter 5!
Chapter 5: DBZ Versus Card Captor Sakura
Last time The Z fighters put a brilliant end to Barney. They had help from the Super Mario Brothers. Now they hope, at long last, kids can have regular minds instead of TV show brain washed....
**** GOKU's HOUSE Early Mornning***
A loud noise awoke Goku. He looked at his clock... 4:40 AM on sunday. He heard goten in his room. Trunks also screaming with him.
"GET'EM AGUMON GO GO GO GO! YAH YAH YAH YAH!" they screamed.
"What are those kids up to now." Goku said and covered his face with a pillow.
**** KAME HOUSE*****
Goku layed sleeply on a table. Krillin, Tien, and Gohan sat at another table playing cards. Vegeta trained in the gravitron at 560x earth's gravity.
"DIGIMON! DIGIMON! ANUKAPLAAKABDSSMON! SOMETHINGOROTHERICANTPRONOUNCEMON!" Goten, Trunks, and Bra screamed running around. They ran to the TV hugging dolls and playing DIGIMON cards.
Everyone looked at the TV.
"IS THAT POKéMON??!?! CAN'T BE NO THEY'RE DEAD!" Goku screamed.
"No it's worse! It's Digimon! OH WOE IS US" Krillin screamed.
"GAH IM SICK OF IT! WHATS WITH THESE MONS?! PokeMON, DigiMON. Whats next? And they have to do with annoying little brats and disgusting creatures! They are made by stupid creators that have no sense of what's funny and what's dumb and can't even match the words with the mouth movement!" Piccolo yelled, sweat pouring down hsi face, teeth grinding into his lip.
Tien smacked piccolo across the face and gave him some alacasetzer pluss.
"I needed that.." Piccolo said.
"DADDY I BOUGHT THE DIGIMON MOVIE NOW I CAN PLAY IT AT TOP VOLUME OVER AND OVER AND OVER FOR ALL ETERNITY!" Goten said.
"NO!" Goku screamed.
"The way these producers keep making these shows is mind boggling!" Vegeta screamed.
Trunks shoved a stuff doll into Vegeta's face and made it move.
"My name is Agumon! I'm going to hug you raa!" he said smushing the doll into Vegeta's face.
"Oh no! FABRIC! I'm allergic to FAAAB FAAB AAAAAAAHHHHHH..."
"WATCH IT VEGETA IS GONNA BLOW!" Goku screamed everyone ducking under chairs.
"CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he sneezed sending the house imploding and rubble falling over everyone.
The only place rubble didn't fall was the TV, the couch, and the three obsessed kids wh o didn't even notice what was going on, they just played with the little cheap toys. Goten took two and held each in one hand and made it look like they were talking.
"bebebabaabababa?" he made one say.
"Babababebee!" he made the other say.
He then made them kiss by smacking them together. They fell to peices.
"WAAAAAH MY TOYS! I JUST GOT THOSE!" Goten screamed.
Krillin ran over and chopped the TV in half.
"NOOO!" Goten, Trunks, and Bra screamed. They then glared at Krillin and tackled him. Theey started beating the snot out of him.
"AGAGAGAHHHH!!!!! HELLP!" Krillin screamed.
Bra grabbed him in the goodie bag and squeezed hard then took a hammer to his nail.
"GAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" Krillin screamed in a high pitched voice.
"Owww Now that HAD to hurt..." Goku said watching.
Trunks prceded to try and rip krillin's eyes out while Goten bashed him in the gut.
"DIGIMON GOOD FOR GOTEN!" Goten screamed.
The others ran, followed by roshi, leaving the screaming in a high pitch bald boy behind with the kids.
They came to town and saw little kids running everywhere and thee stores were covered in nothing but Digimon!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE THEM EVERYWHERE I LOOK THERE THEY ARE! THESE ANNOYING KID SHOWS! ALL THEY CAN.... Oh im having a heart attack! araaaaaaaaaaa!" Roshi screamed and then collapsed with a heart attack. He grabbed Goku's shirt and pulleed him down.
"Kill those rotten beasts! KILL THEM! Make sure digimon is annighalated! these cockammamey peachcock little peices of...." he said with his final breathes then died of a heart attack.
"DAMN DIGIMON GAVE MASTER ROSHI A HEART ATTACK!!!" Goku yelled.
"What do we do first?" Tien asked.
"We must go to thee company that makes the digimon products and anihalate them in the sacred way. Then go through the portal to the digimon world and kill them."
Mr.Popo came by on his carpet.
"I couldn't help overhearing. You can't get to the digimon world through the gate. BUT you can through a computer. There's one of the Digimon people at the toy factory today and they can open the portal over the computer." popo said.
"Thanks mr Poopoo er... popo." Goku said.
"Alright lets go frickesy some Digi-Ass!" Vegeta said and they took off
***
"KEEP EM COMMIN! WE NEED THESE MESSAGE PLAYING TALKING DOLLS ON SALE BY TOMMAROW! Muhahah we'll sell them like hotcakes!" thee fat production manager said. He took a doll and pressed its stomach.
"HI I'm agumon! Buy our junk! Spend your money, your parent's money, your bonds, your life savings, everything! Just buy ouyr damn toys!" the doll said.
"MUHAHAHAHHAH!" Davis, the digimon kid laughed.
Suddenly the Z fighters broke in.
"So I knew you people would come. Yes we know all the annoying shows are linked. The Master show is very upset. We are linked to all of them. Right now our Lamb Chop playhouse squad is invading the Mushroom kingdom to get revenge." The producer said.
"How come I didn't I know about this??!" Davis said.
"Cause you are a moronic bafoon who would have probably leeked it to the press." the producer said.
Davis just nodded slowly and shrugged, "True"
"We're even capturing people from the good shows and movies!"
A wall turned around and Dr.Evil, Mini-Me, The south park kids, Puar and Chouzu were tied up.
"They shot me those A-holes!" Dr. Evil said.
"REEEEEEEEE EEEEEE! EEEEEE!" mini-me said.
"TIEN HELP!" Chouzu yelled.
"Dude this is @#%#@&^@! up right here!" Kyle said.
"I WANT MY CHEESEY POOFS! MOOOOOOM I WANT MY CHEESY POOFS DAMN YOU!" Cartman yelled.
"MMmmmmmmmph mmmmph mmmmph!" Kenny said.
"DUDE!" Stan yelled.
"SHUT UP!" Davis yelled and his digimon partner (Forgot his name, the blue freak), headbutted Kenny sending his head flying.
"OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY!" Stan yelled.
"YOU BASTARDS!" Kyle yelled.
"AHGODDAMNIT!" Cartman yelled.
"These insolent little pricks!" Dr.Evil yelled.
"UNHAND THOSE KIDS AND THE TWO EVIL GUYS!" Tien yelled.
"AY!" Chouzu and Puar yelled.
"Oh and Chouzu and Puar too!" Tien added.
Suddenly Marai Trunks appeared and used his sword to cut the tied up hostages down.
"Came as soon as I could. You guys should hurry those three pricks you call kids are really beating him down!" Marai Trunks said.
Puar flew off to meet her date with Karin, Chouzu joined the Z fighters. the remaining South Park kids ran off to south park and went home. Dr. Evil and Mini-me escaped into space in their giant ship that looks like a...
"DICK!" Goku yelled pointing at Davis.
Thats when Imperfect Cell jumped in and ran his stinger into the producer's nearbye assistant, a bald ugly guy. He drained him away. The Producer gasped an ran and hit a button that obliterated Cell, but he fell into a pool of pink liquid. When he came out he was a 6 inch stuffed pink bear!
"Oooh Shit." he said.
The nearbye Dovermans saw him and ran to him and shredded him, shaking him intheir mouths like a ragdoll.
Piccolo tied Davis up and Goku sent a beam into his digimon partner guy and made it disinigrate into bits.
"Ok Davis you're taking us to your digimon world!" Goku said.
"Why?"
"Cause if you do we can save our children." Vegeta said.
Piccolo sent a beeam into the wall and blew up the factory then grabbed the producer's laptop and opened it. Davis heeld out his digithingy and they were sucked in into the laptop.
***
They appeared in a vast green forest, with all these little brats around.
"TIME FOR YOU AND THIS WORLD TO DIE!" Goku said pointing at them. He sent a beam into Cody and he was destroyed ina brilliant light.
Gohan flew at Yolei and bashed her skull in and she was dead. Taichi ran at Marai Trunks only to be chopped diagonally in hlaf and blown to smytherines. Piccolo sent beams into the Digimon and blew them to bits.
"TOO EASY!" Goku said firing a beam into Matt and killing him.
Soon to follow in similar fates were Joe, Sora, Mimi, and Kari.
"THIS IS GASOPHY!" izzy yelled before being blown up.
"WAAAAAA!" Tk yelled. Trunks sliced his head off with his sword.
"Ok lets finish this!" Goku yelled.
They tied Davis to a tree and they flew up. Vegeta fired a gallet gun into the ground and blew it up in a huge boom of fire. The Z fighters went through the PC using one of the digithingys and went back to their world. Then Tien crushed it.
So the world was saved from annoying kid shows.... For now
THE END
Look forward to Chapter 5!
Chapter 5: DBZ Versus Card Captor Sakura