STORY 5: DBZ Versus Card Captor Sakura
Last time, the conspiracy known as Digimon was deleted forever. In a brilliant show, although Master Roshi lost his lifed ue to a heart attack caused by the digimon. Now Trunks, Goten, and Bra are back to normal... for now. The death count is 2, both Yamucha and Roshi have payed the ultimate cost in this war, with their lives.
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*GOKU'S HOUSE*
"If things continue their patern... Those brats will be obsessed with a new show any second now." Goku said.
"Yah and it's really annoying. OW!" Krillin said trying to walk.
"Those three really beat you didn't they."
"YAH AND THE WORST PART IS BRA RAPED ME! SEXUALLY! SHE GOT NAKED AND *PUKE*... OH IT WAS JUST... IT WAS HORRIBLE! WAAAAAAAAAAA" Krillin said crying with his head buried in his arms.
"OH MY GOD! THAT'S PATHETIC AND DIGUSTING!" Vegeta gasped.
They then heard a noise in the other room. It was the three kids running around watching TV again.
"Really they should just stay away from the TV!" 18 yelled.
"OOOOoooh yah." Goku said.
"TIME CARD IS BEST!" Trunks yelled.
"NU UH! SHADOW CARD IS!" Goten yelled.
"LEE IS HOT!" Bra said winking at Krillin
"NU UH! MALLIN!!" Goten and Trunks said.
"NO SHE'S A TRAMP!" Bra yelled.
"No you are after what you did to poor Krillin!" trunks said.
Bra planted a left hook into his face.
"ENOUGH SQUABBLE ITS STARTING!" Goten yelled.
They ran to the couch.
"CARDCAPTORS! CARDCAPTORS! FLIGHT RELEASE LIGHT! SWORD WATER FLOWER SLEEP!" they yelled.
"WHAT the hell are they saying now?" Goku said.
"I dont know Kakarot. Prolly another show." Vegeta said.
"SWORD THUNDER POWER SLEEP! CARDCAPTORS OF THE CLOW EXPECT THE UN EXPECTED NOW!" Trunks yelled.
"What the hell are they saying it makes no sense!" Krillin said.
"SECRETS OF THE CLOW WERE ALL A MYSTERY!" Goten yelled. The windows shattered, Chichi fell down the stairs and through the floor into the basement and landed on her head. Chichi got up enraged and ran up stairs holding two frying pans.
"She's gonna use the pans again ooooooh no." Bulma said.
"Kiro Baros is cute! I want a Kiro for a pet! Daddy get me a Kiro for a pet!" Bra said.
"What the fuck is a Kiro?" Vegeta said.
Chichi grabbed Goten and started bashing him over and over with the pans.
Bra whipped out a weird staff and smashed it over Chichi's head.
"RETURN TO YOUR POWER CONFINED! BITCH CARD!" Bra screamed as she slamed it over Chichi's head.
Chichi fell to the floor and Trunks started throwing weird yellow mouse dolls all over the place.
"KIRO ATTACK!" he yelled.
"Why do they always make things look alike! That thing looks so much like that plump rat Pikachu." vegeta said blasting the dolls.
"O'ye laddey!!" Marai Trunks said.
"He has Irish fever." Bulma whispered to everyone.
"RETURN TO YOUR POWER CONFINED! MONKEY CARD!" Bra said smashing the wand over Vegeta's head.
Vegeta grabbed the wand and smashed it. That's when Imperfect cell dropped in.
"GAAAAAAAH MY CELL JRS ARE GOING OBSESSED WITH CARDCAPTORS! HELLLLLP!" he screamed.
"OURS TOO! WE FEAL YOUR PAIN!" Vegeta and Goku screamed.
Krillin blew up the TV and tied the three kids up.
"WE HAVE TO STOP CARD CAPTORS!" Goku said.
Goten started singing. "SECRETS OF THE CLOW! ALL A MYSTERY! BUT WHEN THIS MIGHTY BOOK WAS OPENED THE POWERS WERE SET.."
Goku slapped tape over his mouth. "LEARN HOW TO SING FIRST YOU SUCK!"
So Goku, Vegeta, Android 18, Krillin, Marai Trunks, Bulma on Vegeta's shoulders, Chichi on Goku's shoulders, and Imperfect Cell flew to Dende's lookout. Mr. popo and Dende were running around.
"I SENSE A CLOW CARD!" Mr. Popo yelled.
"YES SO DO I! IT'S THERE THE ANNOYING BITCH CARD!" Dende said pointing at CHichi.
"WHATS WITH YOU PEOPLE IM NOT AN ANNOYING BITCH!" Chichi yelled stomping over to dende.
"SWORD KNOW MY FLIGHT RELEASE THE LIGHT!" Dende yelled smashing Chichi in the chest with a sword's handle.
"GRRRRRR THATS IT!" Chich yelled.
She started beeating the crap outta Popo and Dende and She actully knocked Dende off and hee fell all the way to the ground. She put Popo in one of garlic Jr's little bottles and popped it in her mouth and swallowed it.
"THERE! ANYONE ELSE WANT TO CALL ME A BITCH?!?!" She screamed.
"Nope!" everyone said scared.
They all went through thee gate to the card captor world.
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They appeared in a city park. They saw three girls, a boy, and a weird yellow thingy walking around.
Cell licked his lips.
"perfect!"
"What do you mean?!?" Goku said.
"I TRICKED YOU! I HAVE TO ABSORB LEE SHORON AND SAKURA TO BECOME PERFECT!"
"Aren't they weak to be the ones you need?" Goku said.
"Hey Dr.Gero reprogrammeed me to do that so talk to him!" Cell laughed.
"OH NO THAT FREAK!" Kiro yelled. He flew and started punching cell in the head. Cell stood there rather embaressed and yawned. He then swatted Kiro away and Vegeta engulfed him in a blast and made him blow up.
"WHY DO ALL YOU SHOWS LOOK EXACTLY ALIKE ANYWAY?!?!" Chichi yelled.
"Wow what a bitch." Madison said.
"GRAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Chichi yelled.
Chichi ran at Madison and took heer camera.
"LOOKOUT YOU'RE ON CAMERA!"
she started bashing Madison over and over with the camera and then tossing her into trees. She then kicked her into the zoo and kicked her into the LIVE SHARK EXIBIT. Madison rolled into the water and sunk. The only thing after that was fins and red water. Chichi ran back to see Cell holding Sakura in his hands.
"LEMME GO!" Sakura screamed.
Cell's stinger expanded into a cone and he slammed it down onto Sakura and she was slowly sucked into Cell through his tail.
Cell in a brilliant white light became almost perfect.
"Muhahaha! Its time you knew I AM A CLOW CARD! IM THE CELL CARD!" Cell laughed.
"What a sickening shock..." Goku gasped.
Lee shoron looked around.
"OVER HERE CAMERA PERSON! CRIKEY THERE IS TIS!" a voice said.
Steve the crocodile hunter and his wife as the camera person walked up to cell.
"Hello ladies and Gentlemen. This is the elusive Cell. Now the stinger on his tail is used to drain people into his being. Its just bonza. One wrong move and WAM he'll absorb you into his being!" Steve said.
"What the?" Cell said modertly suprised.
"Now what cell doesn't know is i'm his friend." Steve said tickling cell.
Cell rammed his stinger into steve and drained hjim away, then drained his wife away.
"My bum is on the cell! My bum is on the cell!" Tom green said running in and rubbing his bum against Cell's leg.
Cell rammed his stinger into Tom's butt.
"OW! MY BUM! DAMN YOU! ITS NOT VERY FUN! TO HAVE A STINGER RAMMED IN YOUR BUM! I LIKE TO PUT MY BUM ON THINGS! ITS FUN FOR EVERYONE!" Tom said.
Cell the drained him away too. He then turned his tinger into a cone and absrobed Lee.
Cell turned into Perfect.
"He's weak now cause he absorbed those two weak fools!" Vegeta yelled and elbowed Cell in thee gut. he then blew chunks and out came Sakura and Lee. Goku sent a Kamehameha into cell and he was obliterated.
"NOW WE MUST KILL THOSE TWO!" Goku yelled pointing at Lee and Sakura.
"SHEILD RELEASE AND DISPELL!" Sakura yelled calling out her card.
Lee shot electricity at goku. Marai Trunks blocked them all and chopped off Sakura's head.
18 and Krillin rushed ina dn 18 elbowed Lee in thee face and Krillin chopped him in half with Distructo Disk.
They flew up and shot beams into the world and blew it up then went back to their world. They decided to leave Trunks, Goten, and Bra tied up for now.
TO BE CONTINUED
Look for the next instalment!
DBZ Versus Blues Clues
Last time, the conspiracy known as Digimon was deleted forever. In a brilliant show, although Master Roshi lost his lifed ue to a heart attack caused by the digimon. Now Trunks, Goten, and Bra are back to normal... for now. The death count is 2, both Yamucha and Roshi have payed the ultimate cost in this war, with their lives.
****
*GOKU'S HOUSE*
"If things continue their patern... Those brats will be obsessed with a new show any second now." Goku said.
"Yah and it's really annoying. OW!" Krillin said trying to walk.
"Those three really beat you didn't they."
"YAH AND THE WORST PART IS BRA RAPED ME! SEXUALLY! SHE GOT NAKED AND *PUKE*... OH IT WAS JUST... IT WAS HORRIBLE! WAAAAAAAAAAA" Krillin said crying with his head buried in his arms.
"OH MY GOD! THAT'S PATHETIC AND DIGUSTING!" Vegeta gasped.
They then heard a noise in the other room. It was the three kids running around watching TV again.
"Really they should just stay away from the TV!" 18 yelled.
"OOOOoooh yah." Goku said.
"TIME CARD IS BEST!" Trunks yelled.
"NU UH! SHADOW CARD IS!" Goten yelled.
"LEE IS HOT!" Bra said winking at Krillin
"NU UH! MALLIN!!" Goten and Trunks said.
"NO SHE'S A TRAMP!" Bra yelled.
"No you are after what you did to poor Krillin!" trunks said.
Bra planted a left hook into his face.
"ENOUGH SQUABBLE ITS STARTING!" Goten yelled.
They ran to the couch.
"CARDCAPTORS! CARDCAPTORS! FLIGHT RELEASE LIGHT! SWORD WATER FLOWER SLEEP!" they yelled.
"WHAT the hell are they saying now?" Goku said.
"I dont know Kakarot. Prolly another show." Vegeta said.
"SWORD THUNDER POWER SLEEP! CARDCAPTORS OF THE CLOW EXPECT THE UN EXPECTED NOW!" Trunks yelled.
"What the hell are they saying it makes no sense!" Krillin said.
"SECRETS OF THE CLOW WERE ALL A MYSTERY!" Goten yelled. The windows shattered, Chichi fell down the stairs and through the floor into the basement and landed on her head. Chichi got up enraged and ran up stairs holding two frying pans.
"She's gonna use the pans again ooooooh no." Bulma said.
"Kiro Baros is cute! I want a Kiro for a pet! Daddy get me a Kiro for a pet!" Bra said.
"What the fuck is a Kiro?" Vegeta said.
Chichi grabbed Goten and started bashing him over and over with the pans.
Bra whipped out a weird staff and smashed it over Chichi's head.
"RETURN TO YOUR POWER CONFINED! BITCH CARD!" Bra screamed as she slamed it over Chichi's head.
Chichi fell to the floor and Trunks started throwing weird yellow mouse dolls all over the place.
"KIRO ATTACK!" he yelled.
"Why do they always make things look alike! That thing looks so much like that plump rat Pikachu." vegeta said blasting the dolls.
"O'ye laddey!!" Marai Trunks said.
"He has Irish fever." Bulma whispered to everyone.
"RETURN TO YOUR POWER CONFINED! MONKEY CARD!" Bra said smashing the wand over Vegeta's head.
Vegeta grabbed the wand and smashed it. That's when Imperfect cell dropped in.
"GAAAAAAAH MY CELL JRS ARE GOING OBSESSED WITH CARDCAPTORS! HELLLLLP!" he screamed.
"OURS TOO! WE FEAL YOUR PAIN!" Vegeta and Goku screamed.
Krillin blew up the TV and tied the three kids up.
"WE HAVE TO STOP CARD CAPTORS!" Goku said.
Goten started singing. "SECRETS OF THE CLOW! ALL A MYSTERY! BUT WHEN THIS MIGHTY BOOK WAS OPENED THE POWERS WERE SET.."
Goku slapped tape over his mouth. "LEARN HOW TO SING FIRST YOU SUCK!"
So Goku, Vegeta, Android 18, Krillin, Marai Trunks, Bulma on Vegeta's shoulders, Chichi on Goku's shoulders, and Imperfect Cell flew to Dende's lookout. Mr. popo and Dende were running around.
"I SENSE A CLOW CARD!" Mr. Popo yelled.
"YES SO DO I! IT'S THERE THE ANNOYING BITCH CARD!" Dende said pointing at CHichi.
"WHATS WITH YOU PEOPLE IM NOT AN ANNOYING BITCH!" Chichi yelled stomping over to dende.
"SWORD KNOW MY FLIGHT RELEASE THE LIGHT!" Dende yelled smashing Chichi in the chest with a sword's handle.
"GRRRRRR THATS IT!" Chich yelled.
She started beeating the crap outta Popo and Dende and She actully knocked Dende off and hee fell all the way to the ground. She put Popo in one of garlic Jr's little bottles and popped it in her mouth and swallowed it.
"THERE! ANYONE ELSE WANT TO CALL ME A BITCH?!?!" She screamed.
"Nope!" everyone said scared.
They all went through thee gate to the card captor world.
***
They appeared in a city park. They saw three girls, a boy, and a weird yellow thingy walking around.
Cell licked his lips.
"perfect!"
"What do you mean?!?" Goku said.
"I TRICKED YOU! I HAVE TO ABSORB LEE SHORON AND SAKURA TO BECOME PERFECT!"
"Aren't they weak to be the ones you need?" Goku said.
"Hey Dr.Gero reprogrammeed me to do that so talk to him!" Cell laughed.
"OH NO THAT FREAK!" Kiro yelled. He flew and started punching cell in the head. Cell stood there rather embaressed and yawned. He then swatted Kiro away and Vegeta engulfed him in a blast and made him blow up.
"WHY DO ALL YOU SHOWS LOOK EXACTLY ALIKE ANYWAY?!?!" Chichi yelled.
"Wow what a bitch." Madison said.
"GRAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Chichi yelled.
Chichi ran at Madison and took heer camera.
"LOOKOUT YOU'RE ON CAMERA!"
she started bashing Madison over and over with the camera and then tossing her into trees. She then kicked her into the zoo and kicked her into the LIVE SHARK EXIBIT. Madison rolled into the water and sunk. The only thing after that was fins and red water. Chichi ran back to see Cell holding Sakura in his hands.
"LEMME GO!" Sakura screamed.
Cell's stinger expanded into a cone and he slammed it down onto Sakura and she was slowly sucked into Cell through his tail.
Cell in a brilliant white light became almost perfect.
"Muhahaha! Its time you knew I AM A CLOW CARD! IM THE CELL CARD!" Cell laughed.
"What a sickening shock..." Goku gasped.
Lee shoron looked around.
"OVER HERE CAMERA PERSON! CRIKEY THERE IS TIS!" a voice said.
Steve the crocodile hunter and his wife as the camera person walked up to cell.
"Hello ladies and Gentlemen. This is the elusive Cell. Now the stinger on his tail is used to drain people into his being. Its just bonza. One wrong move and WAM he'll absorb you into his being!" Steve said.
"What the?" Cell said modertly suprised.
"Now what cell doesn't know is i'm his friend." Steve said tickling cell.
Cell rammed his stinger into steve and drained hjim away, then drained his wife away.
"My bum is on the cell! My bum is on the cell!" Tom green said running in and rubbing his bum against Cell's leg.
Cell rammed his stinger into Tom's butt.
"OW! MY BUM! DAMN YOU! ITS NOT VERY FUN! TO HAVE A STINGER RAMMED IN YOUR BUM! I LIKE TO PUT MY BUM ON THINGS! ITS FUN FOR EVERYONE!" Tom said.
Cell the drained him away too. He then turned his tinger into a cone and absrobed Lee.
Cell turned into Perfect.
"He's weak now cause he absorbed those two weak fools!" Vegeta yelled and elbowed Cell in thee gut. he then blew chunks and out came Sakura and Lee. Goku sent a Kamehameha into cell and he was obliterated.
"NOW WE MUST KILL THOSE TWO!" Goku yelled pointing at Lee and Sakura.
"SHEILD RELEASE AND DISPELL!" Sakura yelled calling out her card.
Lee shot electricity at goku. Marai Trunks blocked them all and chopped off Sakura's head.
18 and Krillin rushed ina dn 18 elbowed Lee in thee face and Krillin chopped him in half with Distructo Disk.
They flew up and shot beams into the world and blew it up then went back to their world. They decided to leave Trunks, Goten, and Bra tied up for now.
TO BE CONTINUED
Look for the next instalment!
DBZ Versus Blues Clues