Story 6: DBZ Versus Blues Clues
Last time our heroes won yet another battle in this war, destroying the Cell Card and all the otheer cardcaptor people.
A LAKE SOMEWHERE
Vision isGlide through water like the opening of JAWS movies.
Of all things people fear most, is this. Whether its purpose is to terrorize, hypnotise, or just plain survive it glides twords the minds of kids.
The jaws theme plays
It is up to you to decide, is it truly mind erasing? Fact or fiction? What are we talking about? The horror known none other than....
BLUES CLUES
"Rufow!" Blue said jumping out of the water onto the dock shaking water everywhere.
*** CAPSULE CORP ***
"Time to sit down in our thinking chair and think! think! thhhhhhhiiink!" Trunks sung.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SINGING NOW??!!" Vegeta screamed from the other room
"If we use our minds take a step out of time we can do annnything! That we wanna do!" Goten yelled.
Bra ran around in a blue dog costume.
"RUFOW RUPOW RUP RUP RUP!" Bra yelled.
"What the hell is she, Scooby Doo?" Goku asked.
"Scooby is brown numb nuts" Vegeta said.
Goten and Trunks ran around stamping blue paw prints everywhere, they were wearing green striped shirts and brown kakhis.
"THERE'S A CLUE! THERE'S A CLUE!" they said.
Bra hopped onto Vegeta's heead and pissed.
"AH GOD I JUST SHOWERED WOMAN!" he yelled tossing her off onto the floor.
Bra ran back to Goten and Trunks.
"Why can't these kids have normal minds??! They know nothing!" Goku said.
Just then bubbles ran by.
"Ooo Oo oooo oo!" Bubbles said hopping onto bra and humping her.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BUP BOW!" Bra yelled sucker punching bubbles sending him into Chichi.
"Clue 1 is Goku! Clue 2 is Homework! Clue Number 3 is a picture of a yelling person? What is bra afraid of?" Trunks said.
"SUPER BITCH MOM!" Goten said.
"WHAT?!?? YOU LITTLE HOOLIGANS! ARRRRRRRRRRRR PREPARE TO MEET MR FRYING PAN!" Chichi screamed.
"We're already Aquainted unfortuantley.." Goten said rubbing his head.
"BLUES CLUES! BLUES CLUES! BLUES CLUES! If blue can do we can too!" Trunks said doing a embaressing dance.
Trunks, Goten, and Bra started eating Blues Clues apple sauce and then flinging it around the room SPLAT onto everyone's forehead.
"GOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!" vegeta yelleed Powering up. he turned SSJ4 and the whole building blew up.
"WAAAAAAAH NO BLUES CLUES ON TV!" Goten screamed.
Krillin then tied Goten, Trunks, and Bra up and shaved them bald.
"NOW YOU KNOW MY PAIN!" he said.
He put them on a auto pilot motor cycle with a sign saying
"IM A STUPID MORON!"
and took their clothes off and sent them on their way.
Vegeta, Goku carrying Bubbles, Krillin, Tien, and Piccolo flew up to Dende's lookout. Dende was watching some man on stage.
"IM SLIM SHADY YEAH IM THE REAL SHADY ALL YOU OTHER SLIM SHADYS ARE JUST IMMITATING SO WONT THE REAL SHADY PLEASE STAND UP PLEASE STAND UP!" the guy sang.
Dende was doing raise the roof.
"WHO IS THIS!" Goku shouted over the loud music.
"MY NEW ASSISTANT SINCE BITCH LADY DEVOURED POPO!" Dende said.
"OK well we're going through the gate." Goku said plugging his ears.
"I CANT TAKE IT!" piccolo yelled firing a ki beam at Eminem.
"Im slim Shady The real slim shaDYYYYYYYYY!" he yelled as he was blown to bits.
The Z fighters ran through the gate and appeared in a weird 1D house. A blue dog ran and started chasing Bubbles and a man walked to our heroes.
"Hi I'm Steve. Welcome friends! Can you count! 1 is the lonliest number that you even knew! 2 can be just as lonley it's the lonleyest number since the number 1! Doo do doo do!" the guy sang.
"Oh god he sucks at sining."
A purple dog ran by and started licking Bubbles. the Blue dog started putting salt on bubbles.
"Bad Blue!" Steve said.
Bubbles got up and grabbed blue by the tail and started whipping him around. He tossed him into the purple dog and they slammed into the wall.
"Bad Monkey! Say you're sorry to blue and Magenta!" Steve said.
Bubbles bit steve in the head.
Thats when the kids from south park came in.
"MMMmphmhmhphphmhph!" Kenny said.
"AY! This place have Cheezpoofs?"
"Dude this place is @^^#&*@^##@-ed up!" Kyle said.
"Yah man this is @#^@#&*@" Stan said.
"WAIT I thought Kenny was dead!" Goku said.
Blue ran over to Kenny and bit him and then the other dog joined and they ripped him to shreds.
"OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!" Stan yelled
"YOU BASTARDS!" kyle yelled.
"HE DIED AGAIN?!?!" Goku yelled.
"THATS IT!" Cartman yelled. He ran to steve and kicked him in the knee.
"BITCH!" Cartman said.
"OW THAT WASN'T NICE FAT KID!" Steve said.
"ENOUGH TALK! RAAAAAAA!" Goku yelled powering up.
"Wow nice flashing lights Watch this!" Steve said picking upa flashlight and putting it under his face and turning it on.
"Boo!" he said.
"AAAAAAAAAA!" Goku screamed and ran right for the door but forgot to open it and slammed into it and went Uncontius. Bubbles, Kyle, Stan, and Cartman tackleed the two dogs, mr soap, mr salt and mrs pepper and started beating on them, cartman ate the soap, salt, and pepper.
Piccolo ran at Steve and punched him in the balls.
"Not....Nice..." Steve said in pain.
That's when Little Nicky, Bobby Bouche(Waterboy), Billy Madison, and SNL's Cajan Man ran in followed by Chris Rock.
"DUDE WE HATE THIS DAAAAAAAAMN SHOW!" Chris rock said running at Steve and punching him.
"YAH! FOR THE GOOD OF POPEYE'S CHICKEN WHICH IS FUCKIN AWESOME!" Little Nicky said running and kneeing Steve.
"BACK TO SCHOOL! BACK TO SCHOOL! TO PROVE TO DADDY IM NOT A FOOL!" Billy madison said and started beating on steve.
"NOT NICE!" steve yelled in pain.
"I AM NICE! AARRRRRRRRRRRRR!" Waterboy yelled charging at Steve and tackling him.
"YOU GONNA DIE AND WE WILL HAVE A CELEBR-ATION!" Cajan man said biting steve.
"Is it just me or do Waterboy, Little Nicky, Cajan Man, and Billy madison look alike?" Piccolo asked.
The guys tossed steve's limp body on Blue and magenta's limp bodies and then jumped into their portals and Goku sent a blast into the bodies blowing them up and the Blues clues world.
Unfortunatley Goten, Trunks, and bra were arrested for streaking by a school bus in public. The south park kids (including kenny) were accidently sent to DBZ world and now Goku is training them.
THE END
Look forward for the next one
DBZ Versus Monster Rancher
Last time our heroes won yet another battle in this war, destroying the Cell Card and all the otheer cardcaptor people.
A LAKE SOMEWHERE
Vision isGlide through water like the opening of JAWS movies.
Of all things people fear most, is this. Whether its purpose is to terrorize, hypnotise, or just plain survive it glides twords the minds of kids.
The jaws theme plays
It is up to you to decide, is it truly mind erasing? Fact or fiction? What are we talking about? The horror known none other than....
BLUES CLUES
"Rufow!" Blue said jumping out of the water onto the dock shaking water everywhere.
*** CAPSULE CORP ***
"Time to sit down in our thinking chair and think! think! thhhhhhhiiink!" Trunks sung.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SINGING NOW??!!" Vegeta screamed from the other room
"If we use our minds take a step out of time we can do annnything! That we wanna do!" Goten yelled.
Bra ran around in a blue dog costume.
"RUFOW RUPOW RUP RUP RUP!" Bra yelled.
"What the hell is she, Scooby Doo?" Goku asked.
"Scooby is brown numb nuts" Vegeta said.
Goten and Trunks ran around stamping blue paw prints everywhere, they were wearing green striped shirts and brown kakhis.
"THERE'S A CLUE! THERE'S A CLUE!" they said.
Bra hopped onto Vegeta's heead and pissed.
"AH GOD I JUST SHOWERED WOMAN!" he yelled tossing her off onto the floor.
Bra ran back to Goten and Trunks.
"Why can't these kids have normal minds??! They know nothing!" Goku said.
Just then bubbles ran by.
"Ooo Oo oooo oo!" Bubbles said hopping onto bra and humping her.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BUP BOW!" Bra yelled sucker punching bubbles sending him into Chichi.
"Clue 1 is Goku! Clue 2 is Homework! Clue Number 3 is a picture of a yelling person? What is bra afraid of?" Trunks said.
"SUPER BITCH MOM!" Goten said.
"WHAT?!?? YOU LITTLE HOOLIGANS! ARRRRRRRRRRRR PREPARE TO MEET MR FRYING PAN!" Chichi screamed.
"We're already Aquainted unfortuantley.." Goten said rubbing his head.
"BLUES CLUES! BLUES CLUES! BLUES CLUES! If blue can do we can too!" Trunks said doing a embaressing dance.
Trunks, Goten, and Bra started eating Blues Clues apple sauce and then flinging it around the room SPLAT onto everyone's forehead.
"GOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!" vegeta yelleed Powering up. he turned SSJ4 and the whole building blew up.
"WAAAAAAAH NO BLUES CLUES ON TV!" Goten screamed.
Krillin then tied Goten, Trunks, and Bra up and shaved them bald.
"NOW YOU KNOW MY PAIN!" he said.
He put them on a auto pilot motor cycle with a sign saying
"IM A STUPID MORON!"
and took their clothes off and sent them on their way.
Vegeta, Goku carrying Bubbles, Krillin, Tien, and Piccolo flew up to Dende's lookout. Dende was watching some man on stage.
"IM SLIM SHADY YEAH IM THE REAL SHADY ALL YOU OTHER SLIM SHADYS ARE JUST IMMITATING SO WONT THE REAL SHADY PLEASE STAND UP PLEASE STAND UP!" the guy sang.
Dende was doing raise the roof.
"WHO IS THIS!" Goku shouted over the loud music.
"MY NEW ASSISTANT SINCE BITCH LADY DEVOURED POPO!" Dende said.
"OK well we're going through the gate." Goku said plugging his ears.
"I CANT TAKE IT!" piccolo yelled firing a ki beam at Eminem.
"Im slim Shady The real slim shaDYYYYYYYYY!" he yelled as he was blown to bits.
The Z fighters ran through the gate and appeared in a weird 1D house. A blue dog ran and started chasing Bubbles and a man walked to our heroes.
"Hi I'm Steve. Welcome friends! Can you count! 1 is the lonliest number that you even knew! 2 can be just as lonley it's the lonleyest number since the number 1! Doo do doo do!" the guy sang.
"Oh god he sucks at sining."
A purple dog ran by and started licking Bubbles. the Blue dog started putting salt on bubbles.
"Bad Blue!" Steve said.
Bubbles got up and grabbed blue by the tail and started whipping him around. He tossed him into the purple dog and they slammed into the wall.
"Bad Monkey! Say you're sorry to blue and Magenta!" Steve said.
Bubbles bit steve in the head.
Thats when the kids from south park came in.
"MMMmphmhmhphphmhph!" Kenny said.
"AY! This place have Cheezpoofs?"
"Dude this place is @^^#&*@^##@-ed up!" Kyle said.
"Yah man this is @#^@#&*@" Stan said.
"WAIT I thought Kenny was dead!" Goku said.
Blue ran over to Kenny and bit him and then the other dog joined and they ripped him to shreds.
"OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!" Stan yelled
"YOU BASTARDS!" kyle yelled.
"HE DIED AGAIN?!?!" Goku yelled.
"THATS IT!" Cartman yelled. He ran to steve and kicked him in the knee.
"BITCH!" Cartman said.
"OW THAT WASN'T NICE FAT KID!" Steve said.
"ENOUGH TALK! RAAAAAAA!" Goku yelled powering up.
"Wow nice flashing lights Watch this!" Steve said picking upa flashlight and putting it under his face and turning it on.
"Boo!" he said.
"AAAAAAAAAA!" Goku screamed and ran right for the door but forgot to open it and slammed into it and went Uncontius. Bubbles, Kyle, Stan, and Cartman tackleed the two dogs, mr soap, mr salt and mrs pepper and started beating on them, cartman ate the soap, salt, and pepper.
Piccolo ran at Steve and punched him in the balls.
"Not....Nice..." Steve said in pain.
That's when Little Nicky, Bobby Bouche(Waterboy), Billy Madison, and SNL's Cajan Man ran in followed by Chris Rock.
"DUDE WE HATE THIS DAAAAAAAAMN SHOW!" Chris rock said running at Steve and punching him.
"YAH! FOR THE GOOD OF POPEYE'S CHICKEN WHICH IS FUCKIN AWESOME!" Little Nicky said running and kneeing Steve.
"BACK TO SCHOOL! BACK TO SCHOOL! TO PROVE TO DADDY IM NOT A FOOL!" Billy madison said and started beating on steve.
"NOT NICE!" steve yelled in pain.
"I AM NICE! AARRRRRRRRRRRRR!" Waterboy yelled charging at Steve and tackling him.
"YOU GONNA DIE AND WE WILL HAVE A CELEBR-ATION!" Cajan man said biting steve.
"Is it just me or do Waterboy, Little Nicky, Cajan Man, and Billy madison look alike?" Piccolo asked.
The guys tossed steve's limp body on Blue and magenta's limp bodies and then jumped into their portals and Goku sent a blast into the bodies blowing them up and the Blues clues world.
Unfortunatley Goten, Trunks, and bra were arrested for streaking by a school bus in public. The south park kids (including kenny) were accidently sent to DBZ world and now Goku is training them.
THE END
Look forward for the next one
DBZ Versus Monster Rancher