Story 7: DBZ Versus Sailor Moon
***KAME HOUSE***
"Ohhhhh man this week has been hell." Vegeta said.
"Where's goku anyway?" Oolong said.
"Out back Training those four 1 dimensional kids" Tien said
***OUTBACK***
"Comeon Fat kid stop eating and train." Goku said.
"IM EATING CHEESEYPOOFS!" Cartman said letting out a huge fart.
"AH GODDAMNIT!" Kyle said.
"THAT STINKS!" Stan yelled.
"MMMPHMMMPH!" Kenny said.
"Ok Stan try an energy blast." Goku said.
Stan shot an eneergy blast and it slammed into Cartman.
"AH GODDAMNIT!" Cartman yelle running at Stanley and trying to punch him.
"Oooh boy.." Goku sighed.
***INSIDE***
"JUPITER!" Bra yelled.
"PLUTO!" Trunks yelled.
"MOON!" Goten yelled.
"What are they doing?" Vegeta said.
"Sounds like astronometry." Chichi said.
"WE'RE THE SAILOR SCOUTS!" the three kids jumping into the kitchen.
"OH GOD MY SON IS A CROSSDRESSER!" Vegeta screamed.
"MINE TOO! OH WERE DID I GO WRONG!!!! BOOHOO!" Chichi cryed.
"WE ARENT CROSSDRESSERS! WE'RE SAILOR SCOUTS!" Goten said.
"IM SAILOR JUPITER MISS BITCH LADY!" Bra yelled.
"IM SAILOR PLUTO MISS BITCH!" Trunks yelled.
"IM SAILOR MOON MISS BITCH!" Goten yelled.
"GARRRRRRRRAAAAAAA STOP CALLING ME THAT!" Chichi screamed.
" OOOOOOOOOO GOTEN'S MOM IS A BIG BITCH! THE BIGGEST BITCH IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD! GITEN'S MOM IS A BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH SHES A STUPID BITCH! GOTEN'S MOM IS A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCHA!" Cartman sung comming in.
"GRAAAAAAAAA THATS IT!" Chichi yelled pulling out a rolling pin.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" Cartman screamed.
Everyone watched as she beat the crap out of Cartman.
"I COMMAND YOU IN THE NAME OF SAILOR MOON TO STOP MOM!" Goten yelled.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT!?!" Piccolo yelled.
Everyone ran in to see on the TV... a really gay show called SAILOR MOON.
"AH SHIT ANOTHER ANNOYING SHOW!" Goku yelled.
"By the looks of it this one is the worst yet." Krillin said.
"Yah and those girls are butt ugly!" Tien said.
"DONT CALL OUR ROLE MODELS UGLY!" Goten yelled bashing Tien over the head.
"FIRE MOON WATER ROCK! I AM FLAME FLAME IS THE LIGHT!" Bra yelled.
"NO YOU ARENT!" Trunks said.
"Woe is us..." Krillin said.
"WHAT DO WE DO!?!?" Piccolo yelled.
"TO THE GATE!" Goku yelled.
"OH NO YOU DONT! WE'RE SICK OF YOU GAY FUCKERS KILLING OUR SHOWS! RELEASE THE POWER!" Goten yelled blasting everyone.
"THEY REALLY BRAINWASHED!" Tien yelled.
Kenny ran at Trunks only to be blasted in half.
"OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!" Stan yelled.
"YOU BASTARDS!" Kyle yelled.
"He died again?" Goku said.
They grabbed the three kids.
"LET US GO WE COMMAND YOU! DONT MAKE ME SMACK YOU IN THE BALLS!" Bra yelled.
Krillin strapped them down to a table and gave them to chinese water torture.
"NO MORE! ITS ANNOYING!" Goten yelled.
"LET'S GO TO TOONAMI FIRST!" Goku yelled.
They ran out and flew to the giant CARTOON NETWORK section knwon as toonami. They walked through the halls and finally came to the directors executive room.
"WE MUST KILL YOU ALL FOR HIRING THE SHOW KNOWN AS SAILOR MOON!" Goku yelled.
"NO! DONT KILL US!" they screamed.
They blasted the guys away and took over TOONAMI.
**CUT TO TV COMMERCIAL**
"Times have changed and Toonami has new lineup." Tom said.
"DBZ from 5:00-7:00, Then South Park at 7:30. A neew age of Toonami!" Tom said.
**CUT BACK TO OUR HEROES.**
"Ok now that we own Toonami, we must go kill off Sailor Moon!" Goku yelled.
They flew off for Dende's castle. They came there to see Furiza dancing!
"WHAT THE HELL!" Goku yelled.
"HELP SHE TIED ME UP AND FORCES ME TO WATCH HER DANCE AND SING!" Dende yelled.
"SHUT UP!" Furiza yelled bitch slapping Dende.
"DIE!" Goku yelled blasting Furiza. Furiza was ripped to shreds. The Heroes ran to the gate leaving Dende tied up.
"HELP? Someone? Anyone?" Dende cryed.
**SAILOR MOON WORLD**
They appeared in a park.
"God theres alot of annoying shows out here!" Vegeta said.
A dog ran up to Vegeta and started licking his butt.
"AH GOD DAMNIT STOP IT!" Vegeta yelled and kicked it away.
That's when all these girls appeared.
"WE ARE THE SAILOR SCOUTS PREPARE TO DIE Z FIGHTERS!" theey yelled.
"Like to see ya try fools." Goku said.
Cartman grabbed the sailor black cat thingy and started squeezing it and pounding it.
"NO EVERYONE ATTACK!" Goku yelled.
The sailors took out dolls and started hitting people over the head with them.
"That's it?" he yawned.
"WE ARE THE SAILOR SCOUTS!" they yelled.
"Hey bae may I have your number?" Cartman asked.
"TRAITOR!" Stan yelled.
Goku blasted Cartman and Sailor moon to bits.
"NOW LETS FINISH THIS!" Goku yelled.
That's when Joe dirt ran by and started beating on the scouts.
"GALLET GUN!" vegeta screamed.
He blew up the sailor moon world and they flew back to the DBZ world. They saw Goten, Bra, and Trunks were gone. They saw trunks knocked out, Goten and Bra's clothes laying on the ground. They opened a closet cause they heard voices from behind it and saw something really disgusting.
"OH MY GOD!" Vegeta yelled slamming the door shut.
"AH GOD!" Goku yelled.
THE END
Look forward to the next story!
DBZ Versus Monster Rancher
***KAME HOUSE***
"Ohhhhh man this week has been hell." Vegeta said.
"Where's goku anyway?" Oolong said.
"Out back Training those four 1 dimensional kids" Tien said
***OUTBACK***
"Comeon Fat kid stop eating and train." Goku said.
"IM EATING CHEESEYPOOFS!" Cartman said letting out a huge fart.
"AH GODDAMNIT!" Kyle said.
"THAT STINKS!" Stan yelled.
"MMMPHMMMPH!" Kenny said.
"Ok Stan try an energy blast." Goku said.
Stan shot an eneergy blast and it slammed into Cartman.
"AH GODDAMNIT!" Cartman yelle running at Stanley and trying to punch him.
"Oooh boy.." Goku sighed.
***INSIDE***
"JUPITER!" Bra yelled.
"PLUTO!" Trunks yelled.
"MOON!" Goten yelled.
"What are they doing?" Vegeta said.
"Sounds like astronometry." Chichi said.
"WE'RE THE SAILOR SCOUTS!" the three kids jumping into the kitchen.
"OH GOD MY SON IS A CROSSDRESSER!" Vegeta screamed.
"MINE TOO! OH WERE DID I GO WRONG!!!! BOOHOO!" Chichi cryed.
"WE ARENT CROSSDRESSERS! WE'RE SAILOR SCOUTS!" Goten said.
"IM SAILOR JUPITER MISS BITCH LADY!" Bra yelled.
"IM SAILOR PLUTO MISS BITCH!" Trunks yelled.
"IM SAILOR MOON MISS BITCH!" Goten yelled.
"GARRRRRRRRAAAAAAA STOP CALLING ME THAT!" Chichi screamed.
" OOOOOOOOOO GOTEN'S MOM IS A BIG BITCH! THE BIGGEST BITCH IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD! GITEN'S MOM IS A BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH SHES A STUPID BITCH! GOTEN'S MOM IS A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCHA!" Cartman sung comming in.
"GRAAAAAAAAA THATS IT!" Chichi yelled pulling out a rolling pin.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" Cartman screamed.
Everyone watched as she beat the crap out of Cartman.
"I COMMAND YOU IN THE NAME OF SAILOR MOON TO STOP MOM!" Goten yelled.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT!?!" Piccolo yelled.
Everyone ran in to see on the TV... a really gay show called SAILOR MOON.
"AH SHIT ANOTHER ANNOYING SHOW!" Goku yelled.
"By the looks of it this one is the worst yet." Krillin said.
"Yah and those girls are butt ugly!" Tien said.
"DONT CALL OUR ROLE MODELS UGLY!" Goten yelled bashing Tien over the head.
"FIRE MOON WATER ROCK! I AM FLAME FLAME IS THE LIGHT!" Bra yelled.
"NO YOU ARENT!" Trunks said.
"Woe is us..." Krillin said.
"WHAT DO WE DO!?!?" Piccolo yelled.
"TO THE GATE!" Goku yelled.
"OH NO YOU DONT! WE'RE SICK OF YOU GAY FUCKERS KILLING OUR SHOWS! RELEASE THE POWER!" Goten yelled blasting everyone.
"THEY REALLY BRAINWASHED!" Tien yelled.
Kenny ran at Trunks only to be blasted in half.
"OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!" Stan yelled.
"YOU BASTARDS!" Kyle yelled.
"He died again?" Goku said.
They grabbed the three kids.
"LET US GO WE COMMAND YOU! DONT MAKE ME SMACK YOU IN THE BALLS!" Bra yelled.
Krillin strapped them down to a table and gave them to chinese water torture.
"NO MORE! ITS ANNOYING!" Goten yelled.
"LET'S GO TO TOONAMI FIRST!" Goku yelled.
They ran out and flew to the giant CARTOON NETWORK section knwon as toonami. They walked through the halls and finally came to the directors executive room.
"WE MUST KILL YOU ALL FOR HIRING THE SHOW KNOWN AS SAILOR MOON!" Goku yelled.
"NO! DONT KILL US!" they screamed.
They blasted the guys away and took over TOONAMI.
**CUT TO TV COMMERCIAL**
"Times have changed and Toonami has new lineup." Tom said.
"DBZ from 5:00-7:00, Then South Park at 7:30. A neew age of Toonami!" Tom said.
**CUT BACK TO OUR HEROES.**
"Ok now that we own Toonami, we must go kill off Sailor Moon!" Goku yelled.
They flew off for Dende's castle. They came there to see Furiza dancing!
"WHAT THE HELL!" Goku yelled.
"HELP SHE TIED ME UP AND FORCES ME TO WATCH HER DANCE AND SING!" Dende yelled.
"SHUT UP!" Furiza yelled bitch slapping Dende.
"DIE!" Goku yelled blasting Furiza. Furiza was ripped to shreds. The Heroes ran to the gate leaving Dende tied up.
"HELP? Someone? Anyone?" Dende cryed.
**SAILOR MOON WORLD**
They appeared in a park.
"God theres alot of annoying shows out here!" Vegeta said.
A dog ran up to Vegeta and started licking his butt.
"AH GOD DAMNIT STOP IT!" Vegeta yelled and kicked it away.
That's when all these girls appeared.
"WE ARE THE SAILOR SCOUTS PREPARE TO DIE Z FIGHTERS!" theey yelled.
"Like to see ya try fools." Goku said.
Cartman grabbed the sailor black cat thingy and started squeezing it and pounding it.
"NO EVERYONE ATTACK!" Goku yelled.
The sailors took out dolls and started hitting people over the head with them.
"That's it?" he yawned.
"WE ARE THE SAILOR SCOUTS!" they yelled.
"Hey bae may I have your number?" Cartman asked.
"TRAITOR!" Stan yelled.
Goku blasted Cartman and Sailor moon to bits.
"NOW LETS FINISH THIS!" Goku yelled.
That's when Joe dirt ran by and started beating on the scouts.
"GALLET GUN!" vegeta screamed.
He blew up the sailor moon world and they flew back to the DBZ world. They saw Goten, Bra, and Trunks were gone. They saw trunks knocked out, Goten and Bra's clothes laying on the ground. They opened a closet cause they heard voices from behind it and saw something really disgusting.
"OH MY GOD!" Vegeta yelled slamming the door shut.
"AH GOD!" Goku yelled.
THE END
Look forward to the next story!
DBZ Versus Monster Rancher