The Traize Urination

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 The Traize Urination

            "All right lets try that one again." The director said. "Traize get ready to take one sip of the drink." Traize looked at the cup in his hand and swirled the liquid in the glass. "This stuff stinks!!!" He thought smelling whatever it was that was in the glass. "Okay were ready, action." The director said. "Lady Une won't you join me?" Traize said holding out his glass for Lady Une to fill. Lady Une filled the glass while saying her line and Traize lifted the glass to his lips while looking like he was thinking about his answer. "Cut!" The director said. "Traize you look great but that sip just doesn't look real." He said. "Lets do that one 1 more time. Ready, action." Traize again lifted the glass and this time took a sip. He almost choked on the drink and they had to shoot the scene over. After about 15 takes of Traize taking a sip and choking on it he finally did it without choking too noticeably but now Lady Une had forgotten her line so they had to do it again, and again, and again. While the directors talked over the scene Traize, without thinking, downed the last sip in the glass and made a face at the bitter taste of the drink. "Oh great. Now I have to go to the bathroom." Traize thought. "And is the room spinning or is it just me?" Traize grabbed the arm of the chair to steady himself. "Focus Traize just focus." Traize said trying to calm himself. Faintly Traize heard the word action and said his line and took a sip. "Man have I got to pee." Traize thought fighting the urge to hold himself. Then the room righted itself and Traize could think more clearly. "Um guys?" Traize said to the directors. "I really have to go to the bathroom." "Just wait one sec okay." One of them said. "Were all most done." Suddenly the room began to spin and Traize really had to pee and just as he was slipping into unconsciousness he thought he had figured out why he felt the way he did. "Zechs must have gotten a hold of the pitcher." Traize thought as the last glimpse of light faded from view. As the directors ran over to Traize Lady Une smiled an evil smile. "Sweet dreams." She said as she switched pitcher with the one that was meant to be there. "You'll wake up in a few hours and feel just like new." Lady Une then walked off to find a good way to spend her unexpected break.