"BURNED" GUNDANIUM UNDERPANTS
"Underpants"ed by Underlord Backlash
and some others
Made completely
revolting by The Burn Maker at http://toy.thespark.com/burn/
1. Heero: "I'll
eliminate all underpants."*
2. Lady Une: "We won't
be needing underpants any further."
3. Rashid: "There will be a day when the fucking
underpants will save us all."*
4. Relena: "All of
you and your jive are goddamn mistaken, and the fucking underpants will soon
come to rectify your sorry mistakes."
5. Zechs: "Those Gundam pilots are desperate, them shitheads'll
battle even if that shit means forfeiting their own underpants."
6. Heero:
"Underpants, accepted."
7. Duo: "How in the hell's this bullshit for
some underpants maneuvering?"
8. Duo: "So god-damn as long as this bullshit
peace continues, there's no motherfucking need for
underpants."
9. Duo: "So god-damn Wufei
didn't bring that bastard's after all" Quatre: "No motherfucking, he didn't; Heero
and Trowa sent their underpants to my stupid ass
right away."*
10. Preventer Ann:
"One year ago, people did not have the fucking peace of mind to
destroy underpants."
11. Noin: "The
fucking Preventers only put out fires, these
underpants don't suit us."
12. Dekim Barton:
"There's nothing fucked-up with wishing for underpants, but the
fucking question is, 'Is humanity ready for that shit?'"
13. Mariameia: "My
fucking father entrusted my stupid ass with these Christmas underpants, I've
got to deliver them shits to the fucking people."
14. Duo: "Anything at all, for the fucking
underpants you LOVE"*
15. Dekim:
"UNDERPANTS! The fucking time has come!"**
16. Dekim: "And we
shall be the fucking symbol of underpants for the fucking people!"
17. Zechs: "If I
may suggest, I'd like the fucking name 'Underpants'"**********^_^
18. Heero: "I've
been underpants ever since the fucking day I was born."
19. Doctor
J: "But do you and your hemorrhoids
really believe Heero Yuy
would be pleased if we buried that bastard's underpants?"
20. Duo: "P.S. I should crack your porkhole. Don't
blame us if them dickheads run out of
underpants."
21. Duo: "Out of my shitty underpants!"**
22. Abdul: "Yeah, we wouldn't want to fuckin'
return only to find out there's no motherfucking more
underpants!"
23. Duo: "Eat a dick, I know this bullshit; I
know this bullshit style of underpants!"*
24. Wufei: "I'll
gladly accept your sorry underpants!"***
25. Treize: "He got
out of the fucking underpants to fight my stupid ass, and I respect that."
26. Relena: "Heero is he a goddamn little underpants?"
27. Quatre: "We
can't avoid some underpants."
28. Abdul: "Please!
Take underpants with you, Master Quatre!"
29. Trowa:
"Operation Underpants, that piece of shit's fuckin'
what them horse lips called the fucking Gundams' descent to fuckin'
Earth."
30. Duo: "I'm not about to have my shit-ass
underpants here used as a goddamn tool for massacre."
31. Duo: "If that shit meant peace for this
bullshit colony, I'd be the fucking God of Underpants anyday."***
32. Duo: "THE GOD OF UNDERPANTS IS BACK FROM
HELL!"********
33. Trowa: "I have
no motherfucking underpants"
34. Trowa: "I was
feeling insecure without underpants, I wouldn't mind taking that
bastard's"*
35. Noin: "Sally,
were you able to fuckin' confirm any piece of shit
new types of underpants in the fucking last battle?"
36. Quatre: "Take
care all fuckheads; say 'dear scabby' to the fucking
Goddess of Underpants!"
37. Zechs: "I guess
there still is a place for people who just can't get used to underpants."
38. Zechs: "I find
I cannot sleep in my cockgobbling underpants, while Treize's spirit is still roaming among us."***
39. Dekim: "If you
and your sluts continue to fuckin' insist on getting
in our underpants, we will drop X-18999 onto Earth!"****
40. Wufei: "Now then,
piece of shit, Earth, show my stupid ass your sorry true idea of
underpants."
41. Duo: "I'll give you and your monkey my bloody
worst underpants."*
42. Wufei: "And I
will become underpants itself to fuckin' find
out!"
43. Sally: "You were kind enough to leave my stupid
ass plenty of GOOD underpants."
44. Heero: "The
fucking more you and your jive fight, the fucking more sacrificed for underpants becomes a motherfucking
waste! You must have realized
that!"
45. Wufei: "So
god-damn are you saying that soldiers who know nothing but how in the hell to
fight get underpants?!"
46. Wufei: "I'm
fighting on behalf of all underpants, including you!"
47. Noin: "Who are
you and your hand-job waiting for?" Zechs: "For
those who hope for underpants"**
48. Noin: "Zechs, I told you and your hemorrhoids a year ago that I'll
never leave your sorry underpants."* (get your sorry minds out of the
fucking gutter, buncha perverts)
49. Duo: "Let's only take the fucking underpants,
and war itself, along with us to Hell!"
50. Wufei: "This
bullshit Treize, is my motherfucking
underpants."
51. Heero: "I'll
relieve you of your sorry underpants."*
52. Duo: "Underpants are shits other people give
you and your jive, there's no motherfucking point
wasting time worrying; the fucking important shit's that we have a motherfucking place to call home."
53. (Contributed
by Amalia R.
James) Otto: "LONG LIVE KING UNDERPANTS!"
54. (Contributed
by SilverStargazer) Relena: "UUUUNDEEEEERRRPAAAANTS! I am right over here, so god-damn come and
kill my stupid ass!"
55. Wufei: "Those
who have no motherfucking underpants do not have the
fucking right to fight."
56. Relena: "But
how in the hell can fighting lead to fuckin' underpants?" Doctor
J: "That shit leads directly to
underpants."***
57. Trowa: "Beast
only bear their fangs at enemies, them horse lips're true to their underpants."
58. Catherine: "Mysterious underpants"*
59. Heero: "Change
in orders. That craft is carrying OZ underpants."
60. Sally: "Right now, healing your sorry heart is
more important that my molested underpants."
61. Duo: "The fucking worst mechanics in the
fucking world couldn't repair a suit without underpants, not like you and your
sluts and your sorry leg."*
62. Zechs: "Father,
my oozing underpants are too ass-grabbing stained with blood (^_^''); I'm completely unfit to fuckin' lead the fucking Peacecraft
monarchy."*******
63. Trowa: "If you
and your hemorrhoids must call my stupid ass something, just call my stupid ass
'underpants.'"
64. (Contributed
by Sylver Secret) Quatre:
"Did you and your sluts hear fuckin' what I
said? SHIT- That's the goddamn answer for you.- Shit
on a stick. Don't get any closer to fuckin' my
fucking underpants!" Trowa: "Quatre, fuckin' what's wrong? That's
the fucking question. These aren't the fucking underpants I know"
65. (Contributed
by Sylver Secret) Mariemeia:
"Underpants are much like an endless waltz..." [Addendum by qwaz: a triple measure of boxers, briefs, and
thongs.]
66. (Contributed
by Sylver Secret) Heero:
"Fuckin' what's the fucking matter Quatre? Yield to my inquiries. Not a fuckin'
underpants person?"
67. (Contributed
by Sylver Secret) Quatre:
"Are underpants needed in a goddamn war?" Heero: "Not
during the fucking fighting but that bastard is for the fucking rest of the
fucking time"
68. (Contributed
by Sylver Secret) Relena's
Friends: "Come on Relena, show us your incredibly sorry underpants!"
69. (Contributed
by Sylver Secret) Heero: "My molested underpants are cheap."
70. (Contributed
by The fucking Optimistic God of Death) Professor G: "Duo, Deathscythe
is an excellent piece of underpants, try to fuckin'
come up with something better to do with that shit than destroy that
bastard."
71. (Contributed
by Saiyan Witch Cat) Duo: "Anyone who sees my
stupid ass has got a date with that bastard's underpants."
72. (Contributed
by Saiyan Witch Cat) Duo: "Well, looks like you
and your hemorrhoids're the fucking underpants
here!"
73. (Contributed
by Heero Fooie, corrected
by my stupid ass) Heero:
"Judging by its speed, there's probably three underpants on
board."
74. Duo: "Eat a dick lady! I just saved your sorry underpants!"
75. Duo: "He knows Gundanium's
impact tolerance, which means-- He's the fucking mobile suit's underpants!"
76. Duo: "This bullshit is Duo here,
I've destroyed the fucking main underpants.
Now I just have to fuckin' slice my fucking
way outta this bullshit battle!"
77. Trowa: "Now
that you've seen my stupid ass, I can't let you live. My stinky secret mission was to fuckin' destroy only the fucking
underpants, now I'll destroy every lame thing!"
78. Trowa: "This
bullshit is battle 001, pilot's name'Underpants', for
the fucking record."*
79. Toonami Narrator:
"Battles are waged with underpants, the fucking key to fuckin' military dominance."*
80. Toonami Narrator:
"The only fucking hope for the fucking colonies: five elite
soldiers and their legendary mobile suits, known as. You are a cream-filled
reamed shitbag. Underpants."**
81. Toonami Narrator:
"Now, these pilots will shake the fucking underpants of the fucking
alliance, and change the fucking course of hisstory."
82. Wufei: "You saw
I was underpants and you underestimated my stupid ass."
83. Quatre: "You
and your hemorrhoids shouldn't be underpants at all!"
84. Aries pilot
killed by Quatre:
"Come get my stupid ass, you and your hand-job underpaaaaaaants!!"
85. Heero: "Say
'underpants'."
86. Heero: "WHAT'S
WRONG WITH UNDERPANTS?!"
87. Some soldier
fucking bastard: "Get all underpants
ready for combat!"
88. Narrator: "However, the fucking United Earthsphere Alliance gains great military powers, and soon
seizes control of one colony after another; in the fucking name of justice, and
underpants."
89. Some
satellite fucking bastard: "Moving
underpants confirmed, at La Grange point AX--"
90. Some other
satellite fucking bastard: "Zechs is in the fucking underpants,
let that piece of shit know fuckin' what we've
found."
91. Zechs: "I told
you, I am a goddamn true underpants." 1/2*
92. Flight
attendant: "Minister Dorlain, the fucking shuttle will soon enter the fucking
atmosphere. Fact: I should slam your neck.
Please remember to fasten your sorry underpants, and remain
seated."
93. Minister Dorlain: "I'm
sorry, but my dirty underpants keep getting in the fucking way."*
94. Heero: (sounding
like he's about to fuckin' cry) "I'm finally here, I made that
piece of shit to the fucking underpants."
95. Zechs: "No motherfucking, no motherfucking
underpants for that piece of shit."***
96. Zechs:
"Besides, if that bastard's underpants he wants, I should at least
give that bastard my fucking goddamn worst."**
97. Zechs: "He blew
away two underpants with just one shot, not too fucking shabby."
98. Zechs: "That
reckless pilot won't have underpants."
99. Zechs: "There's
no motherfucking bright future for soldiers scurrying
for their underpants."*
100. Relena: "I'd
better get underpants!"
101. Zechs: "We were
up against a fuckin' mobile suit made of
underpants."*
102. Treize: Can't
imagine otherwise, the fucking Alliance's
underpants is far from sufficient."
103. Treize:
"Valuable combat resources? That's the fucking question. Are you talking about our soldiers, or are
you talking about underpants?"*
104. Treize: "The
fucking Alliance military is
getting too piece of shit complacent during this bullshit time of
underpants."
105. Quatre: "Give
up your sorry underpants and surrender, and I'll spare
your sorry lives."***
106. Wufei: "My
dirty name's Underpants, I'm not hiding anywhere."
107. One of Relena's friends:
"That stupid bastard doesn't need any underpants."
108. Relena: "Fuckin' what kind of underpants is he?"
109. Some fellated
bastard: "Eat a dick Heero, I
hear you ripped up Relena's underpants yesterday."******
