*Disclaimer: I don't own gundam wing or anything else mentioned. I don't own Keli's
stories either. So don't sue me, either of you cause you know I'm poor and cant afford it.
*a note from the author: before you read this you might wana go read shootingstarr and
shootingstarr2 by Keri Akutenshi. They are gundam wing fanfics (Happy Keli, I'm
plugging you, hehe) Well, I just wrote this out of boredom and to be stupid, but I hope
you all enjoy it anyway.
~*~
Shooting Starr 2!! A Spoof!!
~Flashback~
"You can't destroy me! I'm the villain and everyone knows the villains don't loose!!"
Yelled Hari.
"Yes I can, I can just blow myself up! Sorry Duo, but I have to leave this cruel world!
Sorry we never got to fuck!" Said Keli.
"NOOOOO!" Screamed Duo as Keli hit the button and the two gundams exploded into
many pieces. "I never even got to fuck her! Damnit!"
~End Flashback~
~*~
Keli: then in the story a bunch of stupid shit happens, I have more shitty flashbacks and
then as soon as I'm alone with Duo. This part of course want mentioned in the real story.
Deleted footage! Fun!
~*~
"I'm so glad your back!!" Screamed Duo in a high-pitched girl voice, "Now we can
fuck!"
"But Duo, we would do and injustice to our readers to define our relationship as actually
being a couple, and it would be totally against my character to have a boyfriend and I
must get the character development exactly right. So I'm sorry Duo. I can't fuck you,"
Keli said.
"NOOOOOOO!!" Screamed Duo
~*~
Keli: Then some more shit happens they go attack the bases in Korea and some other
stupid third world country. Then they go for the big one the base in Russia where they
meet this woman.
~*~
Keli steps out of her gundam knowing that's the stupidest thing anyone could possibly do.
Then she proceeds to tell the person she's fighting to do the same. Dumb! So of course
the woman shoots her.
"NOOOOOO!" Duo screams, "Not again!"
"You could just fuck the dead body when we find her," comments Rachel.
"Well, I guess but it wouldn't be the same," Says Duo sadly.
"Ewwwwww!" Squeals Emily who shatters every pain of glass in a 50-mile radius.
~*~
Later Keli wakes up in a room with that Nito woman who she tries to beat the shit out of,
but she's drugged so all she does is give her a bloody jaw then she passes out. Of course
though soon its Duo and Hero to the rescue. They find Keli trying to beat up Nito.
"Yea! Keli's still alive! Now we can fuck! Yea!" squealed Duo.
"I thought we already talked about this Duo, and now I have to go get hurt so you can
jump in and save me" Said Keli.
"Stop babbling!" screams Nito. She then proceeds to hit Keli and blow her back into the
wall.
Then it's Heero and Duo to the rescue.
"I can't watch this anymore! I wana be the hero and kill the bad guy! Wahhh!" says Keli.
Then Heero tosses her a weapon she's never used before in her life, but she is extremely
skillful at. Then she proceeds to kill Nito. Then of course everyone else comes in.
"You mean I missed it!! I didn't get to see her die! This is some fucked up shit!" said
Karen
Then Keli and Duo eventually sneak away to fuck sometime in the conversation.
Eventually the other couples do the same. (Emily and Trowa, Karen and Quatra, Rachel
and John) So that the only people left are Leigh, Heero, and Wufei.
"Screw this, lets just have a threesome" Says Heero. Leigh and Wufei agree. Everyone
lives happily ever after.
~End~
stories either. So don't sue me, either of you cause you know I'm poor and cant afford it.
*a note from the author: before you read this you might wana go read shootingstarr and
shootingstarr2 by Keri Akutenshi. They are gundam wing fanfics (Happy Keli, I'm
plugging you, hehe) Well, I just wrote this out of boredom and to be stupid, but I hope
you all enjoy it anyway.
~*~
Shooting Starr 2!! A Spoof!!
~Flashback~
"You can't destroy me! I'm the villain and everyone knows the villains don't loose!!"
Yelled Hari.
"Yes I can, I can just blow myself up! Sorry Duo, but I have to leave this cruel world!
Sorry we never got to fuck!" Said Keli.
"NOOOOO!" Screamed Duo as Keli hit the button and the two gundams exploded into
many pieces. "I never even got to fuck her! Damnit!"
~End Flashback~
~*~
Keli: then in the story a bunch of stupid shit happens, I have more shitty flashbacks and
then as soon as I'm alone with Duo. This part of course want mentioned in the real story.
Deleted footage! Fun!
~*~
"I'm so glad your back!!" Screamed Duo in a high-pitched girl voice, "Now we can
fuck!"
"But Duo, we would do and injustice to our readers to define our relationship as actually
being a couple, and it would be totally against my character to have a boyfriend and I
must get the character development exactly right. So I'm sorry Duo. I can't fuck you,"
Keli said.
"NOOOOOOO!!" Screamed Duo
~*~
Keli: Then some more shit happens they go attack the bases in Korea and some other
stupid third world country. Then they go for the big one the base in Russia where they
meet this woman.
~*~
Keli steps out of her gundam knowing that's the stupidest thing anyone could possibly do.
Then she proceeds to tell the person she's fighting to do the same. Dumb! So of course
the woman shoots her.
"NOOOOOO!" Duo screams, "Not again!"
"You could just fuck the dead body when we find her," comments Rachel.
"Well, I guess but it wouldn't be the same," Says Duo sadly.
"Ewwwwww!" Squeals Emily who shatters every pain of glass in a 50-mile radius.
~*~
Later Keli wakes up in a room with that Nito woman who she tries to beat the shit out of,
but she's drugged so all she does is give her a bloody jaw then she passes out. Of course
though soon its Duo and Hero to the rescue. They find Keli trying to beat up Nito.
"Yea! Keli's still alive! Now we can fuck! Yea!" squealed Duo.
"I thought we already talked about this Duo, and now I have to go get hurt so you can
jump in and save me" Said Keli.
"Stop babbling!" screams Nito. She then proceeds to hit Keli and blow her back into the
wall.
Then it's Heero and Duo to the rescue.
"I can't watch this anymore! I wana be the hero and kill the bad guy! Wahhh!" says Keli.
Then Heero tosses her a weapon she's never used before in her life, but she is extremely
skillful at. Then she proceeds to kill Nito. Then of course everyone else comes in.
"You mean I missed it!! I didn't get to see her die! This is some fucked up shit!" said
Karen
Then Keli and Duo eventually sneak away to fuck sometime in the conversation.
Eventually the other couples do the same. (Emily and Trowa, Karen and Quatra, Rachel
and John) So that the only people left are Leigh, Heero, and Wufei.
"Screw this, lets just have a threesome" Says Heero. Leigh and Wufei agree. Everyone
lives happily ever after.
~End~