THE TOY
Host #2 … The boobiful one.
Link arrived at the castle, calling merrily for his beloved toe sucker.
Yes, excellent… EXCELLENT! I will finally be rid of this fool! And I will RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
"Yes, excellent… Excellent! Zelda will suck my toes! TeeHeeheee!!!!!" Link said.
NO! RULE WORLD!! Look into her eyes, not her toes! ARGH!!!!!!!!! Ah ha! Here comes the princess… excellent!
"Look into her eyes? TOES! ARGH!!!!! Decisions, decisions…. Oooh, here comes…. ZELDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Stop looking at her breasts…
"Those are natural, I say, NATURAL!!!!!!!"
"What? Hey, Linky-poo!!! You've come for a toe sucking?" Zelda said, blinking sweetly.
Damn it! I am surrounded by FOOLS!!!!
"Damn… I wish you had a pool!"
"What? I am confused… Link, do my boobies look fake?"
Enough of the unmentionable regions of the body!!! I WANT YOUR BRAIN!!!!!!!!!! MINE MINE MINE!!!!!! LOOK INTO LINK'S EYES!!!!!!!!!
"I want your grain! MINE, baby, MINE!!! Look at my toes!!!"
SHIT!!!!!!!
"Poop!"
"What the- Link, are you feeling okay?"
YES, her eyes! Perfect!!!
"Yes! MY TOES!! Per- oh oh…. GUUUUGUUUURRREEDDSSEESSSSS!!!!!!!!! BLAH!!!!!!!!!" Link vomited.
"EWWWW! WHAT THE HELL IS- AACK!!!"
Yes! I am inside the smart one!!! The female is now mine!!! MUAHAAHAHA!!! Damn, these breasts ARE fake…
"Whoa, that's some crazy shit." Link said, holding his head.
"Damn, these breasts aren't looking as natural today… *gasp * My secret is revealed! NOOOO!!!!!" Zelda said, looking down at her chest.
MUAHAHAHAHA!!! I have ruined your life, and now, you will make my life perfect!!! I SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
"Muahahaha!!!! I have ruined my life!!!!! And now, I will make your life perfect!!!"
"Really? So you'll do that strip you owe me?" Link asked.
As pleasurable as that would be, uh… NO! I have business to attend to!!!
"That would be pleasurable… NOO!!!!!!"
"But…. Why? You just told me- *sniff * Zeldie….. PWEEESEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!" Link pleaded, grabbing Zelda's feet.
"Oh… nice toes…. Yum…."
What are you doing?! GET OFF!!! FOOL!!!!! Don't you know my capabilities?!!! I am the TOY!!!!!!!!!
"Get the F*CK off, LINK!!! Don't you know my foot disease? You are but a toy!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Link screamed, rolling on the ground.
Now, I must go take over the world! Let us leave this little child…
"See ya later Link, I'm going to wreak havoc among all of Hyrule now! CIAO!"
And so Zelda ran off with the toy deep inside her stomach, leaving a pitiful little Link begging for her to return and strip.