Chapter Two
When people
say that everything is bigger in Texas, (all except the men) they are
right. Even the accents are bigger in
Texas. I have to thank God above that I
don't have an accent. Neither does
Claudia, but then we lived in Louisiana part of our lives also. I think the two accents cross each other
out, which left us with no accent. Fine
with me.
Jonas was
shaking so bad as he tried to put the key in the keyhole. Claudia had to end up doing it for him. I wonder what's gotten him all spooked. I have the feeling I might end up knowing by
the end of this night. Well, this
morning. It's like four in the morning
now and I'm not even tired. I'm just
full of wise cracks. Gotta either have
one or the other. No way to excuse them
both.
When the
door openly slowly, we saw a glimpse of something completely wrecked. The place looked horrible. Paper was everywhere. Clothes on his sofas. Papers inside his fireplace, which was
located at the far end of the room, which would have been beautiful if it
weren't for the crap.
Both Claud's
and my mouth were wide open. Jonas
looked at me and said, "sorry for the mess."
"You
mean to tell me that you, little ole Jonas, made this mess?"
"I had
to search extravagantly this morning.
So please, excuse the mess."
Claud and I
just shrugged our shoulders. We didn't
live here. At least it wasn't a
burglar.
"So,
where are the photos, oh nerd oh, boy?"
Claud shoved
her elbow in my side. I gasped, but
didn't yell. Didn't want to let ole
nerd boy know my pain.
"Over
here in this drawer. I put them there
so no one would find them incase the police decided to do a raid."
He laughed,
but his laugh was more of a snort. I
laughed at his laugh. It was funny as
hell.
He took the
pictures out then arranged them in some sort of order that made him feel
better. He handed them over to
Claudia. I wanted to see them first,
but I'd been rude to him. So fair.
Claudia's
face was stretched out into thought.
Dammit, give me the fucking pictures.
I jerked
some of the pictures away from Claudia and stared at something that should have
never been. There in this five by seven
size film was a large creature that looked like a bat. It was flying out of a cave that was almost
completely hidden by a tree. A big fucking
bat. No fucking way.
Claudia
looked up, eyes wide, at Jonas and spoke quietly. "Please, tell me that's not what I think it is."
He began to
slightly nod.
"Ah
shit, how long do you think it's been there?" Claudia looked at me as if I was crazy.
"You
can't possibly believe that," she slapped her right hand on the pictures
in her left hand, "that thing in the picture is a large bat. I mean, give me a break here!"
I stepped
closer to Claud and took the pictures out of her hand. "That is a bat. Look at the wings, the feet, the ears. It's
a bat."
"No
way."
I placed the
pictures on the table Jonas got them out of.
"Fine. Jonas?" He suddenly looked at me as if he wasn't expecting either one of
us to notice him for a while, "where is the cave?"
"It's
less than a mile away from my house going in the southwest direction."
"Yeah,
yeah, yeah, spare us the extra info.
Can you bring us there?"
Claud put
her left hand to her hip and started tapping her foot. She was pissed.
"What?"
"You
can't believe this shit Sara. It's so
fake."
"I can
assure you that my photography is the truth."
"Shut
up Jonas."
I had to
interrupt. "And you call me
rude."
Claudia
slapped all the pictures off the table then stomped away to the buried away
couch. I laughed at her. She glared angrily at me.
"You
are acting so childish Claudia."
"Oh,
and you are so much better. You call
poor Jonas here nerd boy."
We both
looked at each other and just started bursting out laughing. Poor Jonas, he had no idea what was so funny.
"Excuse
me ladies, but if you two want to go out at night, I think we should go
now. Daylight should arrive soon."
"Yeah,
you're right. Let's go
Claud." I grabbed her wrist and
jerked her out the door. She knew that
I wasn't going to let go, so she reluctantly followed. Jonas led the way out the door.
We walked
underneath low hanging trees with spiderwebs sprung across them. How the hell do spiders rebuild their
habitat so fast?
Jonas walked
so clumsily over the fallen trees and stumps on the ground. He is an awkward little man, isn't he? His long skinny legs kept crumbling under
his own weight. He was about one
hundred and sixty pounds, which wasn't that much, but he couldn't handle
himself. I wonder how he was such a
good photographer. Oh yeah, cameras
have legs or whatever to hold them up.
When we
finally got to the cave, I could tell the sun was going to come up in about
twenty minutes. We probably wouldn't be
seeing any bats today, but at least I knew where their home is now.
Jonas
stopped about ten feet in front of the cave as if afraid of what was
inside. When he spoke, his words were
shaky and breathy.
"If you
two dare, you can go inside. I'd rather
stay out here."
"Fine,
coming with me Claudia?"
Her face
shown a tinge of hatred in it.
"Yes, Sara. I'm
coming."
"I'd
suggest you get your gun. Wouldn't want
the big bat getting ya."
"Shut
up."
I laughed,
but did take my statement seriously. I
reached in back of me and took my gun out with my right hand. I'm a right-handed girl.
I started
walking slowly to the cave. Very James
Bondish. Ready to drop if something
came flying out of the cave. Claudia
followed me in the same manner although she was on the opposite side of
me. Had to prepare for the worst.
Every step I
took, Claudia took with me. We were on
the same level. So very close to the
mouth of the cave. I started craning my
head so I could see at the top of the cave.
I didn't want any creature, big or small, flying above me and dropping
shit on my head. Yes, shit was a big
problem for me.
Claudia took
a few steps ahead of me. She had her
gun in front of her in a Charlie's Angel type of pose. I walked two more feet ahead and touched the
side of the wall in the cave.
Nothing. I walked closer to the
wall and pushed my back against it. I
kept sliding slowly down the wall.
Claudia followed me. We kept
going further and further inside the cave.
Absolutely nothing. I heard a
sound to the right of me. I quickly
jerked my head. A small stream. It was just a stream. Nothing too special. We walked further and further inside the
cave. No animal, not even an insect. Just nothing.
Claudia
began to walk over to the other side of the cave. Just to explore the walls.
Maybe there was bat poop or something.
I watched her as her hands worked the walls. Up and down quickly. She
worked magically. Fingers engraving the
holes on the walls. Identifying
everything so briefly, but correctly.
Her head
turned to me until I could see her entire face. "Sara, there's nothing.
You wanna go now?"
"Wait,
you wanna go further into the cave?"
"Not
right now. Maybe after sunlight. I don't wanna chance falling deep into some
hole."
"Yeah. Let's go."
We turned
around at the same time. To our
surprise, Jonas wasn't there. Maybe he
got too scared and ran home. Oh well.
We treaded
the same exact way back to Jonas's place that he led us through. We still didn't see Jonas's anywhere. No tracks, nothing. It's more than likely that he knew another
way. He did, after all, live out here.
We got back
to his house around seven in the morning.
I was beginning to feel tired.
Maybe looking at the watch didn't help me out. Oh well.
"Claud,
you wanna call a cab. I'm getting too
tired to stay here and wait for four eyes."
"Maybe
we should wait. Maybe something
happened to him."
"He's a
big... I mean he's a boy. He can handle himself."
"I'm
still waiting."
"Well,
fine. While you wait, I'll call a
cab. We'll have both at one time."
She smiled
then went to table and started picking up the pictures she threw on the floor
hours ago.
When I got
through with the phone call, I went to stand by Claudia.
"So, do
you think it would be worth it to move to St. Louis?"
"Yeah,
I do. It's a nice place and Shawn lives
there." She smiled up at me. She put all the collected pictures on the
table and then stood up next to me.
"Why
did you leave when Shawn was on watch at the hospital?"
I
laughed. I wasn't expecting that
question. "Number one. I was heavily drugged with Richard. Number two.
You would have killed me if you knew I left. Three. Shawn gave up so
easily."
She
smiled. "Yeah, he's a bit of a
sucker."
"Sure
is."
I went to
the door to open it to see if the cab was there. I stared outside and saw a beautiful place. The beautiful place I would love to
leave. I closed the door and tried to
go stand near Claud again, but I heard a noise from outside. I re-opened the door and saw something
incredibly unbelievable. There in all
its winged glory was a huge bat. In
it's mouth was the head of Jonas. The
bat threw Jonas's body into the window.
The glass shot out from all sides.
Striking me in the face. I
shielded my eyes from the shards. From
the awful sight of Jonas. I crouched
down with one arm still shielding my face.
I reached for my gun. The bat
was still floating in mid air. Mouth
still holding Jonas head between its two largest teeth. I heard bullets coming from behind me. Claudia was blasting into its body. The thing was only shrieking more. I used my arm as my guide and I shot into
its face. Into its forehead. It reared forward and hit the house. It dropped Jonas's head on the ground and
eventually fell down by it. It dropped
with a loud thud, but I kept shooting.
Claudia turned around and went for the phone. She must have called the police.
I, being the
nosy type, decided to go check out the dead specimen. I didn't want to get too close to it just incase it wanted to go
berserk on me. I opened the door and
stepped outside. To my surprise, lying
right there on the grass was a gorgeous naked dead human being. His brown hair spilled out from under
him. He was curled up in the fetal
position. Blood was pouring out from
his right side. His body was muscular
and tanned, but in the first morning's light, his skin seemed lighter.
I knelt down
next to him and checked his pulse.
None. He's officially dead. I started to turn him on his back when I
heard sirens. The cops were here. Yay.
Now, we get to hear the real bullshit.
The cop cars
stopped about fifty feet in front of the dead body. Claudia stood right next to me outside the door. She stared at the body and cringed.
"What
the hell is wrong with you?"
"I know
him."
"Oh
really?"
She put her
hand over her mouth as if trying to fight what might have been coming up. "Yeah, he was my
ex-boyfriend." She ran to the side
of Jonas's house. I followed her and decided to be nice. I held her hair back while she threw her
guts up.
A cop
trailed behind us asking me questions about what happened. I answered as truthfully as he was going to
get.
His dark
gray eyes forced him to play the real cop game as he stared at me.
"Sir,
Jonas Burnstein lives here. We came
here to see some pictures he thought would be important. We saw them then went to the location to
which he filmed them. We explored the
cave. When we started making our way
back, we couldn't find Jonas so I decided to just give up on it, but Ms. Puky here
wanted to wait for him. So we did. We ended up waiting for a large animal to
shove Jonas back into his home."
The cop
nodded and took notes the entire time.
He was a somewhat good cop from what I could tell. He was half ass doing his job. Maybe he was just tired. Who cares?
"How
did the creature end up being a human?"
I wanted to
say, "well sir, it's a human bat flying around at night biting off
people's heads" but didn't.
"It has
to be a lycanthrope. It's the only
possible solution."
He looked
down at Claudia, who was almost passed out on the grass.
"You
agree with her?"
Claudia
rolled her eyes up to him and nodded.
It's nice to
know that for someone that hates bats so much, she'd agree with me on this
one. A huge ass bat running
around. What a nice thought.
"May I
see the pictures?"
"Of
course. They are on the only table in
the room. You'll be surprised with what
you see."
The cop
nodded and then was off.
About twenty
minutes later the cab finally showed up.
We grabbed our suitcases and walked away from the cops. Even though we were about to escape them,
one of the officers told us we'd have to go to the station and back our stories
up, but we were fine and dandy with it.
Hey, the truth is the truth no matter how much you hate it.