Bananas!
A/n- I/m insane. Just so you know, I actually did this. Really. *The men in white coats, once again, take Tiger Lily away.*
Me: Hello, banana? Yes, I would like to talk to Hermione Granger.
*Hermione pops up in my bedroom with a banana in her ear.* oh, wow, Hermione! Do you have a banana?
Hermione: What? I can't hear you; I have a banana in my ear.
Me: banana. Me.
Harry: Here is a monkey.
Me: How did you get here? Anyway, I wanted a banana! *Whiney* If I don't get a banana, I won't write the fic!
Cho: Here's a banana. Write the fic!
Me: *yells* WHY ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE COMING IN MY HOUSE?
HP characters: *scared* we're sorry… We'll leave.
Me: Hermione can stay.
Hermione: Thanks.
Me: On with the fic!!
Once upon a time, the famous Harry Potter trio was sitting in the Great Hall, eating bananas for breakfast.
Harry: I can spell banana. Wanna' hear? Too bad. B-a-n-a-n-a-n-a-n-a…
Ron: That's enough.
Harry: I don't know when to stop!
Ron: Now. You're being socially degrading.
Harry: No I'm not! Waaaaaaa!
Ron: Stop it.
*Hermione pops in.*
Hermione: All right. That's enough.
Harry: *like a 2-year-old* But Ron's being mean to me! *Deep breath* W-
Hermione: *sternly* Harry. Stop acting like a two-year-old. Ron, stop being mean to poor Harry. It's not his fault he is mentally challenged.
Ron: You were nicer to Harry!
Hermione: That's because he's mentally challenged.
Ron: Oh. Okay!
And so, with Hermione there to settle any further disputes, mentally challenged Harry, mean Ron, and peace-maker Hermione all settle down to finish breakfast.
The End (almost)
Me: Did you like it? Did you like your role, Hermione?
Hermione: *sigh* Yes, Tiger Lily, I was very important.
Ron: *pops out of nowhere* You made me be mean!
Harry: *also pops out of nowhere* Consider yourself lucky. The evil fan fic author made me mentally challenged! Stupid author.
Me: *evilly* Why thank you. Mwahahahahahahahaha…ha…ha? *cough.* um…never mind.
Men in white coats (miwc): *a la really soothing person.* Hi Tiger Lily! Would you like to go to the asylum today?
Me: *stubbornly* No.
Miwc: Come on. Please?
Me: No.
Miwc: Too bad. Come on.
*miwc take Tiger Lily away to the insane asylum*
The End (for real this time)
A/n- So, what do you think? Am I insane? Tell me in your reviews. That box has a reason.