Disclaimer: Yeh, yeh alright, i don't own Final Fantasy, although if you're gonna give me Seifer...I won't mind....:P
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A/N: Ok, this popped into my head last night when i went to bed and then i had school so i had to wait to get this down, but please, it's only humour, and Rinoa fans don't flame, its a JOKE J-O-K-E, i like Rinoa, but not as much as seifer ::drools:: or Vegeta ::Drools again:: OK on w/ the show!!
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What happened the Day Rinoa Died?
Squall was in his office when the door was knocked upon. He went to open it and when he did, a small, VERY nervous SeeDstood outside. he cleared his throat a few times, shuffled his feet and lookd over his shoulder once or twice until he noticed Squall's hand etching towards his Lionheart,
"IamheretoinformyouthatRinoaHeartillyisdead!" He breathed a sigh, then took off down the hall shouting, "I did it! YEH!"
Squall shook his head and went inside mumbling about 'stupid, idiotic SeeDs that need to go back to kindergarton. Then it hit him, Rinoa. Dead. Rinoa is dead. Then he passed a mirror. He had an insane smile on his face. So insane it made him feel good. REAL good. Feeling alive he ran out of the door in search of his friends. As he neared the dormatories, he heard a large sound. It had a beat, a strong beat, and a whaft of beer, wines and alcahol. He bounded towards the source of the sound. Finding it coming from Zell's room he banged loudly on the door and shouted,
"Let me in! NOW!"
He heard the music switching off and hushed voices directing people into the bathroom. Zell opened it, and faked a large yawn, sighing he said,
"Man, it's really bad havin' Rinoa gone, don'tcha think?"
"Cut the crap, Zell, I WANT PARTY! I WANT DRINK! I haven't felt soooo alive since Rinoa made me WORK WITH HER!"
Zell shook off his tired stance and blinked ten times, very hard. He coughed...
'Seems there is a bug goin' round' mused Squall.
"Eh? Squall? Did i hear you right?"
"Yes! Now for fuck sake lemme in!"
Zell turned around and yelled,
"OKAY! Let's get STARTED!"
The guests came out, there reasons for being here, OBVIOUS:
Quitis "She was a bitch"
Selphie "God! Ever seen such a tart?"
Zone & Watts "Hurray! No more 'Princess'"
General Caraway "No rebelious daughter to fund."
Timber "No more drastic mearsures."
Fashion designers "No more AWFUL clothing."
Laguna "Ah, beer."
Irvine "No, erm, er, one that is hated by Selphie! (mumbling) Didn't even get a good lay either..."
Edea "No more idiotic sorceress asking me for advice."
Seifer "No more god damn people to get in the way of my plans...wait GODDAMMIT! I thought this was Squall's death!"
Fujin "Rage!"
Raijin "He's unhappy ya know?"
Zell "No more bad jokes on my dress sense -"
Fashion designers "Just look at hers for peetsake."
Squall "No more Miss. Bitch planning OUR wedding! I'M FREE!! FREE I say!"
They partied long into the night and the next day when it was Rinoa's funeral. At the coffin stood the Priest and ...notes saying:
I am sorry that i couldn't make it to Rinoa's funeral but i hope that she *coughs*doesn't*coughs* does have a nice afterlife....um, yeah, sorry...chow! Everyone who partied because Rinoa was dead.
In heaven Rinoa sat down. She had a new party again (AVALANCHE), a knight (Cloud) and a merry friend (tifa). They were fighting for the freedom of anywhere wanted to be freed ...Rinoa's still waiting..........
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What do u think 4 my first attempt at humour? Someone: Crap, others: HEAR HEAR! Me: *crys* Someone: MUHAHAHAHHAHA others: SHUDDAP! Me: Hear hear.
Whatever! I'll email you if u leave *DUN DUN DUN* Your email ad.
~Storm Chick~
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A/N: Ok, this popped into my head last night when i went to bed and then i had school so i had to wait to get this down, but please, it's only humour, and Rinoa fans don't flame, its a JOKE J-O-K-E, i like Rinoa, but not as much as seifer ::drools:: or Vegeta ::Drools again:: OK on w/ the show!!
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What happened the Day Rinoa Died?
Squall was in his office when the door was knocked upon. He went to open it and when he did, a small, VERY nervous SeeDstood outside. he cleared his throat a few times, shuffled his feet and lookd over his shoulder once or twice until he noticed Squall's hand etching towards his Lionheart,
"IamheretoinformyouthatRinoaHeartillyisdead!" He breathed a sigh, then took off down the hall shouting, "I did it! YEH!"
Squall shook his head and went inside mumbling about 'stupid, idiotic SeeDs that need to go back to kindergarton. Then it hit him, Rinoa. Dead. Rinoa is dead. Then he passed a mirror. He had an insane smile on his face. So insane it made him feel good. REAL good. Feeling alive he ran out of the door in search of his friends. As he neared the dormatories, he heard a large sound. It had a beat, a strong beat, and a whaft of beer, wines and alcahol. He bounded towards the source of the sound. Finding it coming from Zell's room he banged loudly on the door and shouted,
"Let me in! NOW!"
He heard the music switching off and hushed voices directing people into the bathroom. Zell opened it, and faked a large yawn, sighing he said,
"Man, it's really bad havin' Rinoa gone, don'tcha think?"
"Cut the crap, Zell, I WANT PARTY! I WANT DRINK! I haven't felt soooo alive since Rinoa made me WORK WITH HER!"
Zell shook off his tired stance and blinked ten times, very hard. He coughed...
'Seems there is a bug goin' round' mused Squall.
"Eh? Squall? Did i hear you right?"
"Yes! Now for fuck sake lemme in!"
Zell turned around and yelled,
"OKAY! Let's get STARTED!"
The guests came out, there reasons for being here, OBVIOUS:
Quitis "She was a bitch"
Selphie "God! Ever seen such a tart?"
Zone & Watts "Hurray! No more 'Princess'"
General Caraway "No rebelious daughter to fund."
Timber "No more drastic mearsures."
Fashion designers "No more AWFUL clothing."
Laguna "Ah, beer."
Irvine "No, erm, er, one that is hated by Selphie! (mumbling) Didn't even get a good lay either..."
Edea "No more idiotic sorceress asking me for advice."
Seifer "No more god damn people to get in the way of my plans...wait GODDAMMIT! I thought this was Squall's death!"
Fujin "Rage!"
Raijin "He's unhappy ya know?"
Zell "No more bad jokes on my dress sense -"
Fashion designers "Just look at hers for peetsake."
Squall "No more Miss. Bitch planning OUR wedding! I'M FREE!! FREE I say!"
They partied long into the night and the next day when it was Rinoa's funeral. At the coffin stood the Priest and ...notes saying:
I am sorry that i couldn't make it to Rinoa's funeral but i hope that she *coughs*doesn't*coughs* does have a nice afterlife....um, yeah, sorry...chow! Everyone who partied because Rinoa was dead.
In heaven Rinoa sat down. She had a new party again (AVALANCHE), a knight (Cloud) and a merry friend (tifa). They were fighting for the freedom of anywhere wanted to be freed ...Rinoa's still waiting..........
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What do u think 4 my first attempt at humour? Someone: Crap, others: HEAR HEAR! Me: *crys* Someone: MUHAHAHAHHAHA others: SHUDDAP! Me: Hear hear.
Whatever! I'll email you if u leave *DUN DUN DUN* Your email ad.
~Storm Chick~