by A.
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This was originally written in response to a Highlander Forum Mid-Week Challenge that had to involve Duncan MacLeod, an allergy, and a kilt. I have actually gone through and gotten rid of references to an allergy because I think it is better the closer it is to the original Seuss wording.
This is, as I am sure you guessed, a Highlander version of "Green Eggs and Ham"
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I am Mac.
Mac I am.
That Mac-I-am!
That Mac-I-am!
I do not like that Mac-I-am!
Do you like green haggis and ham?
I do not like them, Mac-I-am.
I do not like green haggis and ham.
Would you like them here or there?
I would not like them here or there.
I would not like them anywhere.
I do not like green haggis and ham.
I do not like them, Mac-I-am.
Would you like them in a Citroen?
Would you like them with the Horsemen?
I do not like them in a Citroen.
I do not like them with the Horsemen.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere
I do not like green haggis and ham.
I do not like them, Mac-I-am.
Would you eat them singing Bonnie Portmore?
Would you eat them with a Claymore?
Not singing Bonnie Portmore.
Not with a Claymore.
Not in a Citroen.
Not with the Horsemen.
I would not eat them here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere.
I would not eat green haggis and ham.
I do not like them, Mac-I-am.
Would you? Could you? In a kilt?
Eat them! Eat them! Before they're spilt.
I would not, could not, in a kilt.
You may like them. You will see.
You may like them with Richie!
I would not, could not with Richie.
Not in a kilt! You let me be.
I do not like them singing Bonnie Portmore.
I do not like them with a Claymore .
I do not like them in a Citroen.
I do not like them with the Horsemen.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green haggis and ham.
I do not like them, Mac-I-am.
A flashback! A flashback!
A flashback! A flashback!
Could you, would you, in a flashback?
Not in a flashback! Not with Richie!
Not in a kilt! Mac! Let me be!
I would not, could not, singing Bonnie Portmore.
I could not, would not, with a Claymore .
I will not eat them with the Horsemen.
I will not eat them in a Citroen.
I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I do not eat green haggis and ham.
I do not like them, Mac-I-am.
Say! In Joe's bar?
Here in Joe's bar!
Would you, could you, in Joe's bar?
I would not, could not, in Joe's bar.
Would you, could you, at a race track?
I would not, could not, at a race track.
Not in Joe's bar. Not in a flashback.
Not in a kilt. Not with Richie.
I do not like them, Mac, you see.
Not in a Citroen. Not singing Bonnie Portmore.
Not with the Horsemen. Not with a Claymore .
I will not eat them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!
You do not like green haggis and ham?
I do not like them, Mac-I-am.
Could you, would you, with Amanda?
I would not, could not, with Amanda!
Would you, could you, with Cassandra?
I could not, would not, with Cassandra.
I will not, will not, with Amanda.
I will not eat them at the race track.
I will not eat them in a flashback.
Not in Joe's bar! Not with Richie!
Not in a kilt! You let me be!
I do not like them singing Bonnie Portmore.
I do not like them with a Claymore .
I will not eat them in a Citroen.
I do not like them with the Horsemen.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!
I do not like green haggis and ham!
I do not like them, Mac-I-am.
You do not like them. So you say.
Try them! Try them! And you may.
Try them and you may, I say.
Mac! If you will let me be,
I will try them. You will see...
Say! I like green haggis and ham!
I do! I like them, Mac-I-am!
And I would eat them with Cassandra.
And I would eat them with Amanda.
And I will eat them at a race track.
And in Joe's bar. And in a flashback.
And in a kilt. And with Richie.
They are so good, so good, you see!
So I will eat them singing Bonnie Portmore.
And I will eat them with a Claymore .
And I will eat them in a Citroen.
And I will eat them with the Horsemen.
And I will eat them here and there.
Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!
I do so like green haggis and ham!
Thank you! Thank you, Mac-I-am!
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Well, since you made it this far, you might as well review it!