I do not own either Re:zero or the original WHDAAA from Reactionist. This is just something I had fun writing about in my free time.
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"Annnd, that shall be it, for now at least."
A soft voice followed what must have been a very painful sound. With the last part filled to the brim with malice intent
"Tie him somewhere uncomfortable. It's a real shame we can't straight up murder him right away, but a public execution doesn't sound bad either."
Another voice sounded within the same room, and although it was distinctively feminine it was much firmer and, perhaps, angrier? The mention of murder and public execution was probably his imagination due to sleepiness, hopefully it was his imagination due to sleepiness.
"Ummm! Ummm!"
"Nee - sama! Please calm down! If you do that you will make everyone into your enemy!"
Wait, that voice. Could it really be?
"Behave yourselves, I suppose. It's annoying, in fact."
"You bastards! Leave him alon-ummm!"
"Sis! Please!"
No, impossible, how?
"Please, sister, he isn't worth it! He doesn't deserve your love!"
"I believe-"
"Mine self says that everyone agree with you on this, maid."
It was too familiar. It was too sweet. Too good to be the reality. It could not be true. It must be a dream. Merely a dream. An illusion. But I want it to be true. Please be true. I would do anything for it to be true. ANYTHING!
"Ahem, before I was interrupted, what I wanted to say was that the feeling you have for him is misplaced and frankly, quite disturbing. You should listen to Rem."
Rem, Rem, REM!
"REM!"
"Huh, was that."
Having heard a very missed familiar voice everyone immediately froze and all activities were halted, even Ram had stopped her screaming . All eyes were focus on one equally astonished face. Some teared up, some still in shock and unresponsive, other grinned widely in pride and smugness, many bowed instinctively in either guilt or respect toward that individual. But all felt the same great urge to call his name.
"SUBARU!!!"