Chapter Eleven- Best of Friends
Man, Vince sure does love this storyline shit. It's like, his own little way of torturing people or something. In fact, since Amy Dumas and I are the same size, he even had me borrow a pair of her pants and a red sheer tank top to wear tonight so I can start the "new-edge" attitude which will sooner or later lead to the demise of The New Suicide Blondes, which was the name of our small faction. Funny thing how every group I get into begins with the words, "The new" something-or-other. Says something about how people get along around me, huh? The only question now is: when do I join the circus and become the Women's Champion of Ringling Brothers? Needless to say, I'm not very happy about the move. "I can't believe this!" I say, walking into Edge and Christian's dressing room as they pull their wrestling boots on. "What's up, Charity? What can't you believe?" Jason says. "I have to go! There will be no more New Suicide Blondes. Look at these clothes Vince's got me wearing tonight!" I say, holding up the top and pants. "Yeah, so? I think they'll look pretty damn good on you!" Adam says. I smirk, "You would think so, pervert. I thought that almost five years of knowing you would wipe those 'break her, keep her' thoughts out of your nasty little head, but I guess not, huh? Seriously, though, they're Amy Dumas' clothes. You know what that means." Jason looks up at me. "You're not! He's not splitting us up and giving you to the Hardy Boyz!" "Not the Hardy Boyz, but one of them. See, I'm supposed to develop this new attitude, and you guys are gonna throw me out to the cold. During this time, the Hardys are gonna break up, too, and Vince is giving me to Rainbow Brite! Matt would have been all right, I can get along with him, but he put me with Jeff, you guys! I don't want to leave you, and I don't want to be Jeff's TV girlfriend!" I exclaim, hanging my head down as I begin to sob. Jason wraps me up in his arms and pulls me close to him, comforting me about my storyline change and about how I would still be his and Adam's number one girl. "But Jay..." "But what?" "I love you guys!!!" I force myself to say through my sobs, and Adam comes over and wraps his arms around Jason and I. I put one arm around him and we all hug each other for a minute or two, and I kiss them both on the cheek. "We love you too, Charity. But you know, it's just an angle, nothing else. We'll still love you, we always will. Just because you're gonna play the part of Jeff Hardy's girlfriend doesn't make things any different between us all," Jason says. "We're your best friends, no matter what happens. Period," Adam says. "Aww," I sniffle, "You guys are the sweetest, most caring guys on Earth! If I wasn't your best friend, you would both have to watch out for me," I say jokingly, winking at them. "You might have to watch out for Adam anyways," Jason says laughingly. I laugh, and hug Adam. "Well, if things get rough, I might just have to consider that possibility!" I say, putting my cheek beside his and smiling. He kisses me on the cheek, and I laugh at the bewildered expression on Jason's face. "Awww, is the poor baby jealous, huh?" I say, walking over to him and hugging him. "I love you, too!" He laughs, and I start towards the door. "Well, I might as well go dress out. We go out in about fifteen. See you guys then!" I wave at them and walk out the door, going to my own dressing room.
Man, Vince sure does love this storyline shit. It's like, his own little way of torturing people or something. In fact, since Amy Dumas and I are the same size, he even had me borrow a pair of her pants and a red sheer tank top to wear tonight so I can start the "new-edge" attitude which will sooner or later lead to the demise of The New Suicide Blondes, which was the name of our small faction. Funny thing how every group I get into begins with the words, "The new" something-or-other. Says something about how people get along around me, huh? The only question now is: when do I join the circus and become the Women's Champion of Ringling Brothers? Needless to say, I'm not very happy about the move. "I can't believe this!" I say, walking into Edge and Christian's dressing room as they pull their wrestling boots on. "What's up, Charity? What can't you believe?" Jason says. "I have to go! There will be no more New Suicide Blondes. Look at these clothes Vince's got me wearing tonight!" I say, holding up the top and pants. "Yeah, so? I think they'll look pretty damn good on you!" Adam says. I smirk, "You would think so, pervert. I thought that almost five years of knowing you would wipe those 'break her, keep her' thoughts out of your nasty little head, but I guess not, huh? Seriously, though, they're Amy Dumas' clothes. You know what that means." Jason looks up at me. "You're not! He's not splitting us up and giving you to the Hardy Boyz!" "Not the Hardy Boyz, but one of them. See, I'm supposed to develop this new attitude, and you guys are gonna throw me out to the cold. During this time, the Hardys are gonna break up, too, and Vince is giving me to Rainbow Brite! Matt would have been all right, I can get along with him, but he put me with Jeff, you guys! I don't want to leave you, and I don't want to be Jeff's TV girlfriend!" I exclaim, hanging my head down as I begin to sob. Jason wraps me up in his arms and pulls me close to him, comforting me about my storyline change and about how I would still be his and Adam's number one girl. "But Jay..." "But what?" "I love you guys!!!" I force myself to say through my sobs, and Adam comes over and wraps his arms around Jason and I. I put one arm around him and we all hug each other for a minute or two, and I kiss them both on the cheek. "We love you too, Charity. But you know, it's just an angle, nothing else. We'll still love you, we always will. Just because you're gonna play the part of Jeff Hardy's girlfriend doesn't make things any different between us all," Jason says. "We're your best friends, no matter what happens. Period," Adam says. "Aww," I sniffle, "You guys are the sweetest, most caring guys on Earth! If I wasn't your best friend, you would both have to watch out for me," I say jokingly, winking at them. "You might have to watch out for Adam anyways," Jason says laughingly. I laugh, and hug Adam. "Well, if things get rough, I might just have to consider that possibility!" I say, putting my cheek beside his and smiling. He kisses me on the cheek, and I laugh at the bewildered expression on Jason's face. "Awww, is the poor baby jealous, huh?" I say, walking over to him and hugging him. "I love you, too!" He laughs, and I start towards the door. "Well, I might as well go dress out. We go out in about fifteen. See you guys then!" I wave at them and walk out the door, going to my own dressing room.