Disclaimer: I don't wanna do no more stinkin' disclaimers. How hard is it to say, "Sorry, I dont' own Who Wants To Be A Millionaire or Pokémon"? Isn't it a given that I don't own that? If I did, I'd be working on that and not this, wouldn't I?
A/N: Got off to a good start (says author Arrow) and I guess you're wanting to know who got into the Hot Seat. Remember, we still have Gary, Gizelle, Richie, Duplica, Todd, Misty, Ash, and Tracy.
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LISTER: And the winner is...Gary Oak, from Pallet Town!
(Audience applaudes as he gets up from his seat and shakes Lister's hand. Arrow gives him a standing ovation.)
ARROW: Good luck, my little Garywary. She called him that in real life. Scary, isn't it? Lister! Give him easy questions or I'll run you down in the middle of the street!
LISTER: You already did. Freshman year of high school. Remember?
ARROW: Oh yeah. Well, I did it once, so I can do it again.*
GARY: (To Gizelle) Are you sure you don't have anything?
GIZELLE: No. Sorry.
LISTER: Okay. Gary, you know all the Life-Lines and how to play, so let's play! For one hundred, Where do you locate the statue of the maiden waiting for her true love to return? A. Maiden's Peak, B. Widdow's Drop, C. Lavender Town, D. Ash's house.
ASH: HEY!!!
GARY: (laughs) A, Maiden's Peak.
LISTER: Final answer?
GARY: Would I have said it if it wasn't? Yes.
LISTER: Okay. That's it.
ARROW: Go Gary!
LISTER: For two hundred, What rank are all the Jenny's? A. Colonel, B. Sergent, C. Officer, D. Deputy.
GARY: C, Officer Jenny.
(Ash starts playing, "Jenny, oh, Jenny. Joy, oh, Joy" on a cassette player)
LISTER: That's right!
ARROW: I love you Gary!
GARY: Keep it up and you won't get any of this money!
ARROW: I'm gonna shut up now.
EVERYONE ELSE: Thank you!
LISTER: For three hundred. What color is half of a normal Pokéball? A. Red, B. Blue, C. Green, D. Yellow.
GARY: A, Red.
LISTER: That's it!
ARROW: Yes!...Oops.
LISTER: On to five hundred. Who is the leader of Team Rocket? A. Lance, B. Giovanni, C. James, D. Cassidy.
GARY: The leader of the Viridian City gym leader was the leader of Team Rocket and his name was B, Giovanni.
LISTER: Yep! Now, to make sure you don't go home empty handed.
GARY: (Pointing to Arrow) Either way, I'll go home with a handful that won't shut up EVEN if she's getting some of this prize money.
LISTER: Well, here we go. What object has Jessie NOT hit James with? A. Fan, B. Mallet, C. Hand, D. Vehicle.
MISTY: And I'm not Jessie!
GARY: I know Misty. How could I ever forget your beautiful name? I'm saying this because Arrow over there can't say anything.
ARROW: (muttering) Damn that money and that bitch.
LISTER: Well?
GARY: It's D, Vehicle.
LISTER: You're going home with Arrow along with one thousand dollars! We'll be back after these short commercials.
(Goes to commercial advertising the third Pokémon movie.)
(When back, Arrow is tied to the seat Nurse Joy was in with a straight-jacket on tightly)
LISTER: Well, we're here with Gary Oak in the Hot-Seat with a minimum of one thousand dollars under his belt.
ARROW's thoughts: I know something else under his belt.
LISTER: Gary, what do you plan on doing with your prize money?
GARY: I'll try to get rid of her. (Points at Arrow)
LISTER: Well, I see the Relations-Seat is empty. No family?
GARY: No. Don't know where exactly my parents are, I don't have any living relatives, really except for my grandfather whos' busy studying a new breed of Pokémon in Johto.
LISTER: I see. Well, let's get on with this and hope we go all the way. For two grand. In Johto, what is the best way to get through a forest? A. Walk, B. Get a Hoot-Hoot, C. Run in circles, D. Go straight.
GARY: I knew this in Johto, unlike some!
ASH: Hey! I got through, didn't I?
GARY: B, Get a Hoot-Hoot.
MISTY: Oh, that was a cute one.
ASH: Sure, for you.
LISTER: That's right! Get a Hoot-Hoot! For four thousand bucks. Where does Bill live? A. North of Cerulean City, B. East of Cerulean City, C. South of Cerulean City, D. West of Cerulean City.
GARY: Bill? Who's that? I have no clue who he is. However, I know that Mount Moon is West of Cerulean. The road to the big cave is east of Cerulean. Saffron and the daycare center is south of Cerulean. North is the only one remaining so that's what I'll make my final answer.
LISTER: Guesses are usually right, but this one is head on! You are going on to eight thousand. What Pokémon is usually most abundant working in Pokécenters? A. Sick, B, Jynx, C. Ditto, D. Chansey.
GARY: I've seen sick Pokémon in there, but Chanceys are the workers. D.
LISTER: He might just go all they way! He's got it! For sixteen thousand. What is Pokémon number 123? A. Scyther, B. Pinser, C. Khangaskahn, D. Snorlax.
GARY: Wuh oh. I have no clue. I think I'll use my Phone-A-Friend.
LISTER: Who are you going to call to help you?
GARY: I'm giving Arrow permission to talk to help me out. That's who I'm calling. Security! Untie Arrow's arm with her cell phone!
(Security comes in and slowly unties her left hand and hands her her cell phone)
ARROW: Yippee! I'm free! And I know the answer, too! He's cute and smart for calling me!
MISTY: That was a smart move?
ARROW: It's A. No B! No C! NO D! NO A!!! Yes, A. Final answer. I think. (Time runs out and security tries to tie her up again, but she runs into the audience. Security gives up)
GARY: I'll go with the lunatic.
ARROW: (Stands up in audience) HEY!
GARY: There she is boys! (Security runs to apprehend her. She runs to the Fastest-Finger seats and sits back down and calms down like that never happened) A, Scyther.
LISTER: The lunatic's right!
ARROW: Ooh! I'm getting money from Nurse Joy AND Gary-boy.
GARY: That's what I can do with my prize money. Hire a sniper. Any way, what's the mile-stone question?
LISTER: Oh, right. How many Pokémon gyms are there, total? A. 8, B. 12, C. 16, D. Unknown.
GARY: Let's see, Kanto has atleast eleven. Johto has at least eight. That's nineteen. That's not on there, so I'll say D, Unknown.
LISTER: He's right! We'll be back after a quick word from our sponsers.
(Goes to commercial.)(Comes back from commercial. Guess what! Another change in Arrow's position. She's standing behind Gary, much to his dislikes.)
GARY: Arrow, sit down.
ARROW: Gladly. (She goes around infront of him and sits on his lap)
GARY: If you don't get off me, I can't win any more money. (Arrow jumps off his lap and sits in the Relation-Seat)
LISTER: Okay. Let's get back on with the game. For sixty-four thousand. What is Pikachu's favorite food? A. Ketchup, B. Mustard, C. Sweet relish, D. Donuts.
GARY: What?! I wouldn't even come within ten feet of that yellow gremlim if you payed me a million dollars. However, I can make a guess. Mustard and sweet relish just don't seem like likely answers. I also read a story by the annoying girl over there (Points to you-know-who) that had Pikachu and ketchup in the disclaimer. So, I'll say A, Ketchup.
LISTER: Arrow, you've come through again. You're right! Can't get enough of it! For one hundred twenty-five thousand dollars. Get this right and you'll be further than Nurse Joy. Where Is Pichu Found? A, Breeding Center, B. Johto, C. No Where, D. Kanto.
GARY: Oh man. Pichu. Not D or C. It's A. Breeding center. Two Pikachus.
LISTER: Getting closer to a million! Three away! For a quarter thousand. Who ranked 15th in the indigo leauge when Ash ranked 16th? A. Gizelle, B. Richie, C. Claudia, D. Agatha.
GARY: Like I care who the little squirt battled and lost to by one match. But I did catch the Pokémon update after the event and saw who ranked fifteenth. It was the Top Fifteen, so Ash wasn't in it. Anyway, I remember it being B, Richie.
LISTER: You want that million don't you? You're getting closer to it all the time! For half a million! Who is the oldest Elite? A. Lance, B. Agatha, C. Bruno, D. Lorelei.
GARY: It's not D for reasons only we know about. Don't want to mention stuff like that on a family game show. Let's just say Lance couldn't give her that. It's B, Agatha.
LISTER: You got it! You're going for the big money now! FOR ONE MILLION DOLLARS!! What color is Prima's hair? Don't tell me you did tht to her, too.
GARY: Nope. Never heard of her. What are the possible answers?
LISTER: Oh! Right. A. Green, B. Greenish Blue, C. Yellow With Orange, D. Purplish red.
GARY: Well, the answers didn't help much, but I still have Fifty-Fifty and Ask-The-Audience. I'll do the Fifty-Fifty.
LISTER: Computer. Take away two of the wrong answers. (B and C disapear)
GARY: Okay, now, Ask-The-Audience.
LISTER: Gary made it easier for you. Audience, if you're ready, vote now. (After thirty seconds, it is revealed that 37% said Green and 63% said Purplish red)
GARY: I'll go with the audience and say D, Purplish red. That is my very final answer. Either way, I'm out of this seat.
LISTER: Well, you know what? You'll be getting out of that chair A MILLIONAIRE!!!! THAT'S IT!!! WE HAVE A MILLIONAIRE!!! (He hands him a million-dollar check) Good job!!
ARROW: (Runs over to Gary and gives him a big bear-hug. He doesn't mind. Infact, he hugs back with an equal big bear-hug) Oh! I knew you would make it! I just knew it!
MISTY: (Runs to Arrow, pulls her off Gary and socks her right in the jaw) Bitch! He's MINE!
ARROW: (She's hardly affected by the punch) In your dreams. (She punches Misty right in the nose, breaking it)
(Misty falls on the floor with a big thud. Ash runs to help Misty. Tracy runs after him. He grabs Ash away from Misty)
TRACY: Forget about her. You're mine.
(Ash punches Tracy. Tracy hits his head on the console, knocking him unconscious. Ash runs back to Misty)
ASH: I'm here. Don't worry.
(Static and goes to commercial)(Comes back from commercial with...you guessed it, changes in position, and wardrobe. Misty has her nosed bandaged. Tracy is slumped over in his chair. Arrow is in the Fastest-Finger seat that Brock started off in. Gary's gone into the audience and is sitting next to the Relation-seat. Lister, of course, is in the middle of Todd and Misty)
LISTER: Okay, sorry you couldn't see that at home. (There are murmurs from the crew) What!? I bet Misty would sock Tracy and she did! I want my money! (More murmurs) You can't fire me! I have to finish this show! Who will you replace me with?! (More murmurs) REGIS?! He couldn't do this show if Pamela Anderson were in the audience!! Neither would I, but-- Oh, sorry. Time for the next Fastest-Finger question. Put these Pokémon in the order they normally appear in the Elite Four, starting with the first. Aerodactyl, Slowbro, Golbat, Haunter. (Waits thirty seconds) Okay, let's see the answers in the correct order. It's Slowbro, Golbat, Haunter, and then Aerodactyl. Let's see who got it right in the fastest time. The winner is...
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Wait till next chapter for the results.
*Based on an actual event.
Well, with that aside, let me say this...PLEASE REVIEW! I NEED COMMENTS! IF YOU DON'T REVIEW AND TELL ME WHO YOU WANT IN THE HOT SEAT NEXT, I'LL BE FORCED TO PUT ARROW IN THERE! WE DON'T WANT THAT, DO WE? NOT ONE WORD, ARROW!
Okay, finished with that. Still have Gizelle, Richie, Duplica, Todd, Misty, Ash, and Tracy left. Choose then review if you want. Thanks a bunch.
A/N: Got off to a good start (says author Arrow) and I guess you're wanting to know who got into the Hot Seat. Remember, we still have Gary, Gizelle, Richie, Duplica, Todd, Misty, Ash, and Tracy.
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LISTER: And the winner is...Gary Oak, from Pallet Town!
(Audience applaudes as he gets up from his seat and shakes Lister's hand. Arrow gives him a standing ovation.)
ARROW: Good luck, my little Garywary. She called him that in real life. Scary, isn't it? Lister! Give him easy questions or I'll run you down in the middle of the street!
LISTER: You already did. Freshman year of high school. Remember?
ARROW: Oh yeah. Well, I did it once, so I can do it again.*
GARY: (To Gizelle) Are you sure you don't have anything?
GIZELLE: No. Sorry.
LISTER: Okay. Gary, you know all the Life-Lines and how to play, so let's play! For one hundred, Where do you locate the statue of the maiden waiting for her true love to return? A. Maiden's Peak, B. Widdow's Drop, C. Lavender Town, D. Ash's house.
ASH: HEY!!!
GARY: (laughs) A, Maiden's Peak.
LISTER: Final answer?
GARY: Would I have said it if it wasn't? Yes.
LISTER: Okay. That's it.
ARROW: Go Gary!
LISTER: For two hundred, What rank are all the Jenny's? A. Colonel, B. Sergent, C. Officer, D. Deputy.
GARY: C, Officer Jenny.
(Ash starts playing, "Jenny, oh, Jenny. Joy, oh, Joy" on a cassette player)
LISTER: That's right!
ARROW: I love you Gary!
GARY: Keep it up and you won't get any of this money!
ARROW: I'm gonna shut up now.
EVERYONE ELSE: Thank you!
LISTER: For three hundred. What color is half of a normal Pokéball? A. Red, B. Blue, C. Green, D. Yellow.
GARY: A, Red.
LISTER: That's it!
ARROW: Yes!...Oops.
LISTER: On to five hundred. Who is the leader of Team Rocket? A. Lance, B. Giovanni, C. James, D. Cassidy.
GARY: The leader of the Viridian City gym leader was the leader of Team Rocket and his name was B, Giovanni.
LISTER: Yep! Now, to make sure you don't go home empty handed.
GARY: (Pointing to Arrow) Either way, I'll go home with a handful that won't shut up EVEN if she's getting some of this prize money.
LISTER: Well, here we go. What object has Jessie NOT hit James with? A. Fan, B. Mallet, C. Hand, D. Vehicle.
MISTY: And I'm not Jessie!
GARY: I know Misty. How could I ever forget your beautiful name? I'm saying this because Arrow over there can't say anything.
ARROW: (muttering) Damn that money and that bitch.
LISTER: Well?
GARY: It's D, Vehicle.
LISTER: You're going home with Arrow along with one thousand dollars! We'll be back after these short commercials.
(Goes to commercial advertising the third Pokémon movie.)
(When back, Arrow is tied to the seat Nurse Joy was in with a straight-jacket on tightly)
LISTER: Well, we're here with Gary Oak in the Hot-Seat with a minimum of one thousand dollars under his belt.
ARROW's thoughts: I know something else under his belt.
LISTER: Gary, what do you plan on doing with your prize money?
GARY: I'll try to get rid of her. (Points at Arrow)
LISTER: Well, I see the Relations-Seat is empty. No family?
GARY: No. Don't know where exactly my parents are, I don't have any living relatives, really except for my grandfather whos' busy studying a new breed of Pokémon in Johto.
LISTER: I see. Well, let's get on with this and hope we go all the way. For two grand. In Johto, what is the best way to get through a forest? A. Walk, B. Get a Hoot-Hoot, C. Run in circles, D. Go straight.
GARY: I knew this in Johto, unlike some!
ASH: Hey! I got through, didn't I?
GARY: B, Get a Hoot-Hoot.
MISTY: Oh, that was a cute one.
ASH: Sure, for you.
LISTER: That's right! Get a Hoot-Hoot! For four thousand bucks. Where does Bill live? A. North of Cerulean City, B. East of Cerulean City, C. South of Cerulean City, D. West of Cerulean City.
GARY: Bill? Who's that? I have no clue who he is. However, I know that Mount Moon is West of Cerulean. The road to the big cave is east of Cerulean. Saffron and the daycare center is south of Cerulean. North is the only one remaining so that's what I'll make my final answer.
LISTER: Guesses are usually right, but this one is head on! You are going on to eight thousand. What Pokémon is usually most abundant working in Pokécenters? A. Sick, B, Jynx, C. Ditto, D. Chansey.
GARY: I've seen sick Pokémon in there, but Chanceys are the workers. D.
LISTER: He might just go all they way! He's got it! For sixteen thousand. What is Pokémon number 123? A. Scyther, B. Pinser, C. Khangaskahn, D. Snorlax.
GARY: Wuh oh. I have no clue. I think I'll use my Phone-A-Friend.
LISTER: Who are you going to call to help you?
GARY: I'm giving Arrow permission to talk to help me out. That's who I'm calling. Security! Untie Arrow's arm with her cell phone!
(Security comes in and slowly unties her left hand and hands her her cell phone)
ARROW: Yippee! I'm free! And I know the answer, too! He's cute and smart for calling me!
MISTY: That was a smart move?
ARROW: It's A. No B! No C! NO D! NO A!!! Yes, A. Final answer. I think. (Time runs out and security tries to tie her up again, but she runs into the audience. Security gives up)
GARY: I'll go with the lunatic.
ARROW: (Stands up in audience) HEY!
GARY: There she is boys! (Security runs to apprehend her. She runs to the Fastest-Finger seats and sits back down and calms down like that never happened) A, Scyther.
LISTER: The lunatic's right!
ARROW: Ooh! I'm getting money from Nurse Joy AND Gary-boy.
GARY: That's what I can do with my prize money. Hire a sniper. Any way, what's the mile-stone question?
LISTER: Oh, right. How many Pokémon gyms are there, total? A. 8, B. 12, C. 16, D. Unknown.
GARY: Let's see, Kanto has atleast eleven. Johto has at least eight. That's nineteen. That's not on there, so I'll say D, Unknown.
LISTER: He's right! We'll be back after a quick word from our sponsers.
(Goes to commercial.)(Comes back from commercial. Guess what! Another change in Arrow's position. She's standing behind Gary, much to his dislikes.)
GARY: Arrow, sit down.
ARROW: Gladly. (She goes around infront of him and sits on his lap)
GARY: If you don't get off me, I can't win any more money. (Arrow jumps off his lap and sits in the Relation-Seat)
LISTER: Okay. Let's get back on with the game. For sixty-four thousand. What is Pikachu's favorite food? A. Ketchup, B. Mustard, C. Sweet relish, D. Donuts.
GARY: What?! I wouldn't even come within ten feet of that yellow gremlim if you payed me a million dollars. However, I can make a guess. Mustard and sweet relish just don't seem like likely answers. I also read a story by the annoying girl over there (Points to you-know-who) that had Pikachu and ketchup in the disclaimer. So, I'll say A, Ketchup.
LISTER: Arrow, you've come through again. You're right! Can't get enough of it! For one hundred twenty-five thousand dollars. Get this right and you'll be further than Nurse Joy. Where Is Pichu Found? A, Breeding Center, B. Johto, C. No Where, D. Kanto.
GARY: Oh man. Pichu. Not D or C. It's A. Breeding center. Two Pikachus.
LISTER: Getting closer to a million! Three away! For a quarter thousand. Who ranked 15th in the indigo leauge when Ash ranked 16th? A. Gizelle, B. Richie, C. Claudia, D. Agatha.
GARY: Like I care who the little squirt battled and lost to by one match. But I did catch the Pokémon update after the event and saw who ranked fifteenth. It was the Top Fifteen, so Ash wasn't in it. Anyway, I remember it being B, Richie.
LISTER: You want that million don't you? You're getting closer to it all the time! For half a million! Who is the oldest Elite? A. Lance, B. Agatha, C. Bruno, D. Lorelei.
GARY: It's not D for reasons only we know about. Don't want to mention stuff like that on a family game show. Let's just say Lance couldn't give her that. It's B, Agatha.
LISTER: You got it! You're going for the big money now! FOR ONE MILLION DOLLARS!! What color is Prima's hair? Don't tell me you did tht to her, too.
GARY: Nope. Never heard of her. What are the possible answers?
LISTER: Oh! Right. A. Green, B. Greenish Blue, C. Yellow With Orange, D. Purplish red.
GARY: Well, the answers didn't help much, but I still have Fifty-Fifty and Ask-The-Audience. I'll do the Fifty-Fifty.
LISTER: Computer. Take away two of the wrong answers. (B and C disapear)
GARY: Okay, now, Ask-The-Audience.
LISTER: Gary made it easier for you. Audience, if you're ready, vote now. (After thirty seconds, it is revealed that 37% said Green and 63% said Purplish red)
GARY: I'll go with the audience and say D, Purplish red. That is my very final answer. Either way, I'm out of this seat.
LISTER: Well, you know what? You'll be getting out of that chair A MILLIONAIRE!!!! THAT'S IT!!! WE HAVE A MILLIONAIRE!!! (He hands him a million-dollar check) Good job!!
ARROW: (Runs over to Gary and gives him a big bear-hug. He doesn't mind. Infact, he hugs back with an equal big bear-hug) Oh! I knew you would make it! I just knew it!
MISTY: (Runs to Arrow, pulls her off Gary and socks her right in the jaw) Bitch! He's MINE!
ARROW: (She's hardly affected by the punch) In your dreams. (She punches Misty right in the nose, breaking it)
(Misty falls on the floor with a big thud. Ash runs to help Misty. Tracy runs after him. He grabs Ash away from Misty)
TRACY: Forget about her. You're mine.
(Ash punches Tracy. Tracy hits his head on the console, knocking him unconscious. Ash runs back to Misty)
ASH: I'm here. Don't worry.
(Static and goes to commercial)(Comes back from commercial with...you guessed it, changes in position, and wardrobe. Misty has her nosed bandaged. Tracy is slumped over in his chair. Arrow is in the Fastest-Finger seat that Brock started off in. Gary's gone into the audience and is sitting next to the Relation-seat. Lister, of course, is in the middle of Todd and Misty)
LISTER: Okay, sorry you couldn't see that at home. (There are murmurs from the crew) What!? I bet Misty would sock Tracy and she did! I want my money! (More murmurs) You can't fire me! I have to finish this show! Who will you replace me with?! (More murmurs) REGIS?! He couldn't do this show if Pamela Anderson were in the audience!! Neither would I, but-- Oh, sorry. Time for the next Fastest-Finger question. Put these Pokémon in the order they normally appear in the Elite Four, starting with the first. Aerodactyl, Slowbro, Golbat, Haunter. (Waits thirty seconds) Okay, let's see the answers in the correct order. It's Slowbro, Golbat, Haunter, and then Aerodactyl. Let's see who got it right in the fastest time. The winner is...
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Wait till next chapter for the results.
*Based on an actual event.
Well, with that aside, let me say this...PLEASE REVIEW! I NEED COMMENTS! IF YOU DON'T REVIEW AND TELL ME WHO YOU WANT IN THE HOT SEAT NEXT, I'LL BE FORCED TO PUT ARROW IN THERE! WE DON'T WANT THAT, DO WE? NOT ONE WORD, ARROW!
Okay, finished with that. Still have Gizelle, Richie, Duplica, Todd, Misty, Ash, and Tracy left. Choose then review if you want. Thanks a bunch.