Disclaimer: This is gonna get annoying seeming I have to do this ten time!! I don't wanna do disclaimers! "Is that your final answer?" Why the hell is Regis in here?! This is MY rendition! Oh. Enough said.
A/N: Arrow, Gary may be gone, but I'm not finished with you. *evil grin* Actually, we both planned this chapter. Please keep reading. Enjoy. Hope you liked that small fight near the end.
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LISTER: The winner is...NO ONE?! Ah, screw the re-do. Arrow, get up here. (Arrow jumps up, runs to the Hot-Seat and jumps in. Lister walks to his seat) Well, Arrow, how's it feel to be in the Hot-Seat?
ARROW: Oh my God! I'm in the chair Gary was just sitting in and won a million! Okay. Let's get on with this. One hundred.
LISTER: Uh, okay. What kind of Pokémon is Growlithe? A. Puppy, B. Kitten, C. Legendary, D. Rare.
ARROW: A. Puppy. (Gains baby-talk tone) And a cute little one it is.
LISTER: Okay. Now I think I deserve to be fired for this mistake. She's right. Two hundred. What kind of Pokémon is Togepi? A. Annoying, B. Egg, C. Cute, D. Both A and B.
ARROW: D. Annoying excuse for an egg, is more like it.
LISTER: Right. Three hundred. Who owns the fastest Rapidash in the Laramie clan? A. Lara, B. Ash, C. Gary, D. Dario.
ARROW: I'd know if Gary-wary owned a Rapidash. Ash was just lucky in that race.
ASH: Hey!
ARROW: A. Lara Laramie.
LISTER: Final?
ARROW: Would I say it if it wasn't?
GARY: (from audience. I told you last chapter he was there) THAT'S MY LINE!!!
LISTER: She's right. Five hundred. Who owns an official Pokémon Daycare? A. Misty, B. Melanie, C. Agatha, D. No one knows.
ARROW: I don't, but Misty and Agatha don't seem like reasonable answers, so B, Melanie.
LISTER: (Starts leaning his head on his hand) Yep. For the mile-stone of one grand. What is a different name for Serribi? A. Pikachu, B. Stantler, C. Eevee, D. Celibei.
ARROW: D. Celibei. No sweat.
LISTER: Yeah. You're telling me. We'll be back after these commercials.
(Goes to short commercials.)(Comes back with Lister half asleep from boredom. Gary inching closer. He's back in his Fastest-Finger seat. Arrow doesn't notice. Instead, she's filing her nails)
LISTER: Huh? Oh. We're back. Sorry. Let me wipe the drool from the screen. (Does so) Sorry, these questions are too easy. I'm dying from boredom.
ARROW: I am, too. Let's amp up the difficulty!!
CREW PERSON: Whatever.
LISTER: (Wide awake now) Okay, let's go on to two thousand! Who asked Misty to stay with him at his gym? A. Danny, B. Rudy, C. Giovanni, D. Blaine.
ARROW: Wha? How am I supposed to know? During the Orange Island League, I was too busy stalking--I mean, watching Gary. But it was all over the news papers.
MISTY: It was?!
ARROW: It was Rudy. B.
LISTER: Yes! For four thousand! Rudy had what badge? A. Spikeshell, B. Sea Ruby, C. Coral Eye, D. Pointy.
ARROW: Well, it was A, Spikeshell. I have NO idea why I know it's that, but I do.
LISTER: You're getting further and further! Yes! For eight thousand dollars. If a Sandshrew were battling another Pokémon, what type would have the advantage over it? A. Psychic, B. Water, C. Fire, D. Electric.
ARROW: That would be water, B. Misty should know that better than all of us.
MISTY: Yes, I should.
LISTER: That's it. Fire and electric don't harm it much and psychic is good against fighting, not ground. For sixteen grand. On what field did Gary lose in the Kanto Pokémon League? A. Rock, B. Ice, C. Water, D. Grass.
ARROW: Like I wouldn't know this!
GARY: I know it.
ARROW: Of course you do. You lost. A, Rock.
LISTER: That's it! For the second mile-stone of thirty-two thousand. Why did Charizard want to stay with the wild and stronger Charizard? A. Wanted to train with them, B. Hated Ash, C. Just felt like it, D. Felt at home.
ARROW: ASH! You got rid of Charizard! I hate you! You'll never go back for him, will you?!
ASH: Well--
ARROW: I thought not. Anyway, it's A.
LISTER: You're going home, or to Gary's home, with thirty-two thousand! Gary, which will it be?
GARY: I'm not going to ruin the suprise.
ARROW: (Slyly) What suprise?
GARY: Exactly.
LISTER: Well, we'll be back after these announcements.
(Goes to yet another commercial break)(When it comes back, Gary is standing right behind Arrow, she doesn't notice. He appears to be quietly rooting for her, while at the same time wanting her to get out of this studio, or at least to somewhere more "private")
LISTER: We're back! Arrow is in the Hot-Seat with--(Gary silently tells him to shut up about him being behind Arrow) thirty-two grand! (Gary gives him a thumbs up) Okay, for sixty-four thousand. What is Richie's Pikachu's name? A. Zippo, B. Sparky, C. Zipper, D. Sparks.
ARROW: RICHIE'S A GIRL!! (Relises what she blurted out. Looks around her. Gary avoids being seen by her) Who said that?
RICHIE: HEY! I am NOT a girl. (To Gizelle) Am I?
GIZELLE: How would I know? (Gets an idea. Feels around Richie's zipper)
RICHIE: HEY!!! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOIN'?
GIZELLE: Well, what do you know. You're a guy. A guy with a big--
RICHIE: You can shut up now!
ARROW: To much info coming from over there! Anyway, the answer is B, Sparky. He may be a guy, but he's no genius.
LISTER: She's right in more ways than one! Going for a hundred twenty-five green-backs. What Pokémon does Jessie NOT have? A. Lickitung, B. Wampafet, C. Arbok, D. Meowth.
ARROW: I remember this. She accidentaly traded her Likitung for that annoying Wampafet. A, Lickitung.
LISTER: Yep! Going on to a quarter million. Jessie's arch-rival is none other than who? A. Cassidy, B. Misty, C. Ash, D. James.
ARROW: Uh oh. I have no idea. I know it isn't James because their obviously lovers. She might have a side-crush on Ash. Misty's prettier, Cassidy's bitchier. They both have qualities Jessie might want.
MISTY: Thank you.
ARROW: I'll use the Fifty-Fifty.
LISTER: Okay. Computer, take away two of the wrong answers. (C and D disappear)
ARROW: Oh, damn. Well, might as well use the Ask-The-Audience.
LISTER: Okay. Audience, if you're ready, vote now. (Waits thirty seconds. A and B are tied at 50%)
ARROW: Damn! I'll Phone-A-Friend. I'll call Jessie herself.
LISTER: Okay, Qwest, get us Jessie. (Rings, rings, rings, rings, rings, rings, rings...)
JESSIE's voice: Hello, this is Jessie. I'm sorry. I can't come to the phone right now. I'm to busy with James. Leave your message after the--(Phone's hung up)
ARROW: DAMN! Well, I got one thing right. James and her are up to something sexual. I'll just walk away with the one hundred twenty-five dollars.
LISTER: You sure? (Arrow nods) What would you have guessed?
ARROW: I would have guessed Cassidy.
LISTER: You would have been right! Well, at least you left us happy with money and Gary.
GARY: Suprise (He picks her up out of the chair and kisses her. She has her eyes wide and looks at Lister)
ARROW: Gary, let's go someplace private. Your house or mine?
GARY: How's the back row sound?
ARROW: Perfect. (Gary walks off to the back row with Arrow in his arms)
LISTER: (Back in the middle of the fastest finger seats) I think they'll live happily ever after. Well, let's atleast PRETEND to forget about them and get on with the next Fastest-Finger question. Put these Pokémon in order of their evolution levels, starting with the first. Dratini, Charmander, Pidgey, Cubone. (Waits thirty seconds) All right, let's see the answers in the correct order. Charmander, Pidgey, Cubone, and lastly, Dratini. Let's see who got it ight in the fastest time. Everyone but Gizelle and the fastest is...
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I think you can tell I don't like Gizelle. Sorry Richie fans. I raised the rating on the story yet again for this chapter. I NEED HELP! Mental and choices, too. I don't know who to put in next. I had to put Arrow in the Hot Seat to get rid of her. I couldn't carry on with this.
Speaking of Arrow...Arrow, two words. You're Welcome.
As for everyone else, please review. If you have a private bone to pick with me, I can be reached at Timetogo33@hotmail.com. Enjoy.
OH! Mystery Squeezit. I might have Brock come back one of these days. Until then, please read on.
A/N: Arrow, Gary may be gone, but I'm not finished with you. *evil grin* Actually, we both planned this chapter. Please keep reading. Enjoy. Hope you liked that small fight near the end.
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LISTER: The winner is...NO ONE?! Ah, screw the re-do. Arrow, get up here. (Arrow jumps up, runs to the Hot-Seat and jumps in. Lister walks to his seat) Well, Arrow, how's it feel to be in the Hot-Seat?
ARROW: Oh my God! I'm in the chair Gary was just sitting in and won a million! Okay. Let's get on with this. One hundred.
LISTER: Uh, okay. What kind of Pokémon is Growlithe? A. Puppy, B. Kitten, C. Legendary, D. Rare.
ARROW: A. Puppy. (Gains baby-talk tone) And a cute little one it is.
LISTER: Okay. Now I think I deserve to be fired for this mistake. She's right. Two hundred. What kind of Pokémon is Togepi? A. Annoying, B. Egg, C. Cute, D. Both A and B.
ARROW: D. Annoying excuse for an egg, is more like it.
LISTER: Right. Three hundred. Who owns the fastest Rapidash in the Laramie clan? A. Lara, B. Ash, C. Gary, D. Dario.
ARROW: I'd know if Gary-wary owned a Rapidash. Ash was just lucky in that race.
ASH: Hey!
ARROW: A. Lara Laramie.
LISTER: Final?
ARROW: Would I say it if it wasn't?
GARY: (from audience. I told you last chapter he was there) THAT'S MY LINE!!!
LISTER: She's right. Five hundred. Who owns an official Pokémon Daycare? A. Misty, B. Melanie, C. Agatha, D. No one knows.
ARROW: I don't, but Misty and Agatha don't seem like reasonable answers, so B, Melanie.
LISTER: (Starts leaning his head on his hand) Yep. For the mile-stone of one grand. What is a different name for Serribi? A. Pikachu, B. Stantler, C. Eevee, D. Celibei.
ARROW: D. Celibei. No sweat.
LISTER: Yeah. You're telling me. We'll be back after these commercials.
(Goes to short commercials.)(Comes back with Lister half asleep from boredom. Gary inching closer. He's back in his Fastest-Finger seat. Arrow doesn't notice. Instead, she's filing her nails)
LISTER: Huh? Oh. We're back. Sorry. Let me wipe the drool from the screen. (Does so) Sorry, these questions are too easy. I'm dying from boredom.
ARROW: I am, too. Let's amp up the difficulty!!
CREW PERSON: Whatever.
LISTER: (Wide awake now) Okay, let's go on to two thousand! Who asked Misty to stay with him at his gym? A. Danny, B. Rudy, C. Giovanni, D. Blaine.
ARROW: Wha? How am I supposed to know? During the Orange Island League, I was too busy stalking--I mean, watching Gary. But it was all over the news papers.
MISTY: It was?!
ARROW: It was Rudy. B.
LISTER: Yes! For four thousand! Rudy had what badge? A. Spikeshell, B. Sea Ruby, C. Coral Eye, D. Pointy.
ARROW: Well, it was A, Spikeshell. I have NO idea why I know it's that, but I do.
LISTER: You're getting further and further! Yes! For eight thousand dollars. If a Sandshrew were battling another Pokémon, what type would have the advantage over it? A. Psychic, B. Water, C. Fire, D. Electric.
ARROW: That would be water, B. Misty should know that better than all of us.
MISTY: Yes, I should.
LISTER: That's it. Fire and electric don't harm it much and psychic is good against fighting, not ground. For sixteen grand. On what field did Gary lose in the Kanto Pokémon League? A. Rock, B. Ice, C. Water, D. Grass.
ARROW: Like I wouldn't know this!
GARY: I know it.
ARROW: Of course you do. You lost. A, Rock.
LISTER: That's it! For the second mile-stone of thirty-two thousand. Why did Charizard want to stay with the wild and stronger Charizard? A. Wanted to train with them, B. Hated Ash, C. Just felt like it, D. Felt at home.
ARROW: ASH! You got rid of Charizard! I hate you! You'll never go back for him, will you?!
ASH: Well--
ARROW: I thought not. Anyway, it's A.
LISTER: You're going home, or to Gary's home, with thirty-two thousand! Gary, which will it be?
GARY: I'm not going to ruin the suprise.
ARROW: (Slyly) What suprise?
GARY: Exactly.
LISTER: Well, we'll be back after these announcements.
(Goes to yet another commercial break)(When it comes back, Gary is standing right behind Arrow, she doesn't notice. He appears to be quietly rooting for her, while at the same time wanting her to get out of this studio, or at least to somewhere more "private")
LISTER: We're back! Arrow is in the Hot-Seat with--(Gary silently tells him to shut up about him being behind Arrow) thirty-two grand! (Gary gives him a thumbs up) Okay, for sixty-four thousand. What is Richie's Pikachu's name? A. Zippo, B. Sparky, C. Zipper, D. Sparks.
ARROW: RICHIE'S A GIRL!! (Relises what she blurted out. Looks around her. Gary avoids being seen by her) Who said that?
RICHIE: HEY! I am NOT a girl. (To Gizelle) Am I?
GIZELLE: How would I know? (Gets an idea. Feels around Richie's zipper)
RICHIE: HEY!!! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOIN'?
GIZELLE: Well, what do you know. You're a guy. A guy with a big--
RICHIE: You can shut up now!
ARROW: To much info coming from over there! Anyway, the answer is B, Sparky. He may be a guy, but he's no genius.
LISTER: She's right in more ways than one! Going for a hundred twenty-five green-backs. What Pokémon does Jessie NOT have? A. Lickitung, B. Wampafet, C. Arbok, D. Meowth.
ARROW: I remember this. She accidentaly traded her Likitung for that annoying Wampafet. A, Lickitung.
LISTER: Yep! Going on to a quarter million. Jessie's arch-rival is none other than who? A. Cassidy, B. Misty, C. Ash, D. James.
ARROW: Uh oh. I have no idea. I know it isn't James because their obviously lovers. She might have a side-crush on Ash. Misty's prettier, Cassidy's bitchier. They both have qualities Jessie might want.
MISTY: Thank you.
ARROW: I'll use the Fifty-Fifty.
LISTER: Okay. Computer, take away two of the wrong answers. (C and D disappear)
ARROW: Oh, damn. Well, might as well use the Ask-The-Audience.
LISTER: Okay. Audience, if you're ready, vote now. (Waits thirty seconds. A and B are tied at 50%)
ARROW: Damn! I'll Phone-A-Friend. I'll call Jessie herself.
LISTER: Okay, Qwest, get us Jessie. (Rings, rings, rings, rings, rings, rings, rings...)
JESSIE's voice: Hello, this is Jessie. I'm sorry. I can't come to the phone right now. I'm to busy with James. Leave your message after the--(Phone's hung up)
ARROW: DAMN! Well, I got one thing right. James and her are up to something sexual. I'll just walk away with the one hundred twenty-five dollars.
LISTER: You sure? (Arrow nods) What would you have guessed?
ARROW: I would have guessed Cassidy.
LISTER: You would have been right! Well, at least you left us happy with money and Gary.
GARY: Suprise (He picks her up out of the chair and kisses her. She has her eyes wide and looks at Lister)
ARROW: Gary, let's go someplace private. Your house or mine?
GARY: How's the back row sound?
ARROW: Perfect. (Gary walks off to the back row with Arrow in his arms)
LISTER: (Back in the middle of the fastest finger seats) I think they'll live happily ever after. Well, let's atleast PRETEND to forget about them and get on with the next Fastest-Finger question. Put these Pokémon in order of their evolution levels, starting with the first. Dratini, Charmander, Pidgey, Cubone. (Waits thirty seconds) All right, let's see the answers in the correct order. Charmander, Pidgey, Cubone, and lastly, Dratini. Let's see who got it ight in the fastest time. Everyone but Gizelle and the fastest is...
$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?
I think you can tell I don't like Gizelle. Sorry Richie fans. I raised the rating on the story yet again for this chapter. I NEED HELP! Mental and choices, too. I don't know who to put in next. I had to put Arrow in the Hot Seat to get rid of her. I couldn't carry on with this.
Speaking of Arrow...Arrow, two words. You're Welcome.
As for everyone else, please review. If you have a private bone to pick with me, I can be reached at Timetogo33@hotmail.com. Enjoy.
OH! Mystery Squeezit. I might have Brock come back one of these days. Until then, please read on.