I heard 'Girls' By Beastie Boys on the radio the other day...and I got an idea. Be afraid...be very afraid.
Actually, for this filk, I tried to stay along the lines of the Beastie Boys' style. If you've ever heard their songs you know that they are quite random, hence the somewhat randomness of this one.



Standard disclaimers apply, I don't own Trigun, or the Beastie Boys (except for Mike D.)




'Food' to the tune of 'Girls' by Beastie Boys



Food - all I really want is food
And in the morning it's food
Cause in the evening it's food

I like the way that it tastes
Such a shame to go to waste
And it can always make me smile
From White Castle to the Nile

Back in the day
There was this guy that I heard say
"If you will do just what I say"
He said he would not give me pay
I asked him, "what?" - he said, "but hey,"
"I will feed you" and that's ok
If he would dance - I'd run away
And so we call his brother 'gay'

I hope he'll say, "Hey I will feed you every day!"
I asked for wine- he said, "No way!"
So I met up with Vash that day
I made him run real far away
That was two years ago in Mei
I seen him just the other day
Jockin' Dommie to my dismay

Food - you got your veggies
Food - you got your fruit group
Food - you got your dairy
Food - you got you meat group
Food - that's all I really want is food
Two at a time - I want food
With extra sprinkles- I want Food
I ought to eat up my - food, food, food, food, food