Disclaimer: In case you haven't noticed, I do not own, let alone watch Pokémon. I watch Who Wants To Be..., but that's all.
A/N: Well, I've made my decision for the next player. Keep sending reviews in for the rest of the people.
BTW: I've been getting questions in the reviews. You can figure out which answers go to which reviews. You'll have to ask Arrow why she likes Gary. Gary got so far because if I didn't, Arrow would kill me. Yes, Gary has a sister. I just didn't want to put her in. I think that answers all of the questions so far. As for all you people who sent flames, (Red Dwarf lingo here) SMEG OFF!!! I know it's been done before "10 times", but all those are by different people, so flame THEM, too! Besides, if you didn't write one of those WWTBAM fics...GET OFF MY BACK!!!! I thought of this story fair and square! Ask Arrow! As for the rest who LIKE my version of the story, I'll get on with it.
For a reminder, we still have Gizelle, Richie, Duplica, Todd (who got 0 votes), Misty, Ash, and Tracy. Gizelle and Tracy aren't able to go up. Gizelle got the question wrong (she wants to stay next to Richie). Tracy is still unconscious. Any way, let's continue with Who Want's To Be A Millionaire-Pokémon Style!!
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LISTER: The winner is...Richie!
GIZELLE: NO!
RICHIE: YES! (He gets up as quickly as possible and runs to shake Lister's hand)
LISTER: (Shakes Richie with his left hand. Holds his right hand to his right ear) Oh, I've just been informed that there was a mistake made by the computer. It switched the times of two people. Richie was actually in second place. The REAL winner is...Duplica!!
GIZELLE: YES!
RICHIE: NO! I knew it was too good to be true! (Slowly goes back to his seat)
DUPLICA: Hooray! (Walks over to Lister and shakes his hand)
LISTER: Sorry about that.
DUPLICA: It's okay. Happens all the time. People always mistake me for someone else.
(They go to their seats in the middle of the stage)
LISTER: All right, you know about the Life-Lines, Fifty-Fifty, Ask-The-Audience, Phone-A-Friend. Fifteen questions. Answer them all right, win the money. Let's play "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?"! To start it off. Other than the power plant, where can Pikachu's be found? A. Viridian Forest, B. Viridian City, C. Rock Tunnel, D. In the pet store.
PIKACHU: PIKACHU!!! (Shocks Lister and everyone in the building. Tracy is revived by the shock.)
TRACY: Good morning to you too Pikachu.
ASH: Ow.
LISTER: Ow.
DUPLICA: Ow. Anyway, it's A, Viridian Forest.
LISTER: Final answer?
DUPLICA: You're getting really annoying with the "Final answer?" thing. But yes.
LISTER: Okay, I won't say it any more.
MISTY: That's good to hear.
LISTER: Even if I didn't ask Final Answer, she's right. For two hundred. Weedles have a sharp stinger where? A. At home, B. On their rear, C. On their nose, D. On top of their head.
DUPLICA: D, top of their heads.
LISTER: Fi... She's right! Almost said it again. Habit. Anyway, for three hundred. Where is the daycare center in Kanto? A. South of Cerulean, B. South of Saffron, C. In Celadon, D. In the Vermilion City Pokémon center.
DUPLICA: I wouldn't know exactly. I never left my Ditto there. I have seen advertisements in most of the local newspapers. I remember seeing it by the story about Rudy asking Misty to stay with him.
MISTY: (Blushing) Why is that in the newspapers?
ASH: It isn't every day a gym leader asks his challenger's friend to stay with him.
DUPLICA: It's A, South of Cerulean.
LISTER: Yes! For half grand. After Blaine's gym was destroyed, where did Ash and Blaine finish their battle? A. Over jagged rocks, B. Over the volcano, C. Near the hot-springs, D. They didn't.
DUPLICA: B, over the volcano.
ASH: How do you know that?
DUPLICA: I'm right? Wow, lucky guess.
LISTER: And lucky it was. Going for one grand. What female did Brock always go ga-ga over? A. Nurse Joy, B. Officer Jenny, C. Any girl, D. All of the above.
DUPLICA: I know it's A and B. I don't know about C, but I'll say D, All of those.
LISTER: Yeppers! She's at one thousand! We'll be right back after these messages!
(Goes to McDonald's commercial. In the middle, there's static and a blank, blue screen)
VOICE 1: Prepare for trouble!
VOICE 2: And make it double!
(Guess who?)
JESSIE: To protect the world from devastation.
JAMES: To unite all people within our nation.
JESSIE: To denounce the evils of truth and lo--
(Screen goes to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire set. Jessie and James are in front of the Hot-Seat)
LISTER: We're back!
ASH: (In battle stance facing the Team Rocket members) Unfortunatly. (Cell phone rings. He relaxes and picks up) Hello? Yes, they're here. Okay. I'll tell them. (To Jessie and James) Hey guys, that was your village. They want you to come back. They've been without their Idiots way too long.
DUPLICA: Allow me. It's me in the Hot-Seat anyway. Ditto!
DITTO: (Jumps out from audience) Ditto!
DUPLICA: You know what to do.
DITTO: Ditto. (Translation: Unfortunatly.)(Ditto slips under Team Rocket and transforms into a catapult. With one foul swoop, Jessie and James are flung into the stratosphere)
JESSIE/JAMES/MEOWTH: Team Rocket's blasting off againnnnn! (They twinkle as they dissappear from sight)
ASH/TODD: (With hearts in their eyes) Wow. She's great. She knows just how to train that Ditto.
MISTY: Ash!!! You should be staring at me! Not the copy machine!
TRACY: In your dreams! He's mine, Soup-nose!!(Remember, Arrow broke her nose)
MISTY: Here, we'll match. (She punches Tracy in the nose, breaking it and sending him back into his seat. Tracy starts crying like a baby)
LISTER: Anyway, since we're already back, let's get on with it. For two thousand dollars. When does the Maiden's Peak Festival held? A. Once a month, B. Once a year, C. Once every ten years, D. Once every one hundred years.
DUPLICA: Oh! I know this! I'm always too busy to attend. I always wanted to go and see what all the hype's about, but I always got too busy with my Ditto. The answer is B, Anually.
LISTER: Yes! to that million dollar level quicker and quicker! For four thousand. In Kanto, where is Team Rocket's casino? A. Viridian City, B. Saffron City, C. Celadon City, D. Vermilion City.
DUPLICA: Hm. Well, it isn't B or D. Viridian is the HQ of Team Rockets, but Celadon City is a major business city. Saffron just doesn't seem like the place that would have it. Vermilion is too populated and advertised. So, I'll go out on a limb--
ASH: (Worriedly) Don't fall!
MISTY: Ash!
DUPLICA: I'll say C, Celadon.
LISTER: It's a strong limb! She's right! Eight away from a million. How many Pokémon games are there for Game Boy and Game Boy Color in the United States? A. 4, B. 5, C. 6, D. 8
DUPLICA: Ha! Like I have time to play games! Well, anyway, I'll use a Life-Line. The...(thinks)...Fifty-Fifty.
LISTER: Okay, computer, take away two of the incorrect answers. (A and C dissappear) You're left with five and eight.
DUPLICA: Well, there's Red, Blue, Gold, Silver, and Yellow. That's five. So I'll say B, five.
LISTER: Final answer? (Duplica gives him a bad look) Right, sorry. Well, it's...wrong! It's eight! As of April of two thousand, one, there are eight.
DUPLICA: What?
LISTER: There are eight. Red, Blue, Yellow, Gold, Silver, Pokémon Puzzle League, the Trading Card Game, and Pokémon Pinball. (Hands her the check for one thousand dollars) Enjoy. Don't spend it all in one place.
DUPLICA: (Gets up) Right. (Grudgingly walks off)
LISTER: (Gets up to his "spot") Well, sadly, she went away without a million. At least she didn't walk away empty handed. Now, for the next Fastest-Finger question. Put these Pokémon games in the order they came out starting with the earliest. Pokémon Stadium, Yellow version, Hey You Pikachu, Gold. (Waits thirty seconds) All right, let's see the answers in the correct order. It's Yellow, Pokémon Stadium, Gold, and Hey You Pikachu. Let's see who got it right. Only one person and it's...
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This is getting fun for me. Well, you know the routine from other stories you've read, read, decide whether you like it or not, review. If you want to give a private review, send them to Timetogo33@hotmail.com. Thanks.
Keep sending in those votes.
A/N: Well, I've made my decision for the next player. Keep sending reviews in for the rest of the people.
BTW: I've been getting questions in the reviews. You can figure out which answers go to which reviews. You'll have to ask Arrow why she likes Gary. Gary got so far because if I didn't, Arrow would kill me. Yes, Gary has a sister. I just didn't want to put her in. I think that answers all of the questions so far. As for all you people who sent flames, (Red Dwarf lingo here) SMEG OFF!!! I know it's been done before "10 times", but all those are by different people, so flame THEM, too! Besides, if you didn't write one of those WWTBAM fics...GET OFF MY BACK!!!! I thought of this story fair and square! Ask Arrow! As for the rest who LIKE my version of the story, I'll get on with it.
For a reminder, we still have Gizelle, Richie, Duplica, Todd (who got 0 votes), Misty, Ash, and Tracy. Gizelle and Tracy aren't able to go up. Gizelle got the question wrong (she wants to stay next to Richie). Tracy is still unconscious. Any way, let's continue with Who Want's To Be A Millionaire-Pokémon Style!!
$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?
LISTER: The winner is...Richie!
GIZELLE: NO!
RICHIE: YES! (He gets up as quickly as possible and runs to shake Lister's hand)
LISTER: (Shakes Richie with his left hand. Holds his right hand to his right ear) Oh, I've just been informed that there was a mistake made by the computer. It switched the times of two people. Richie was actually in second place. The REAL winner is...Duplica!!
GIZELLE: YES!
RICHIE: NO! I knew it was too good to be true! (Slowly goes back to his seat)
DUPLICA: Hooray! (Walks over to Lister and shakes his hand)
LISTER: Sorry about that.
DUPLICA: It's okay. Happens all the time. People always mistake me for someone else.
(They go to their seats in the middle of the stage)
LISTER: All right, you know about the Life-Lines, Fifty-Fifty, Ask-The-Audience, Phone-A-Friend. Fifteen questions. Answer them all right, win the money. Let's play "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?"! To start it off. Other than the power plant, where can Pikachu's be found? A. Viridian Forest, B. Viridian City, C. Rock Tunnel, D. In the pet store.
PIKACHU: PIKACHU!!! (Shocks Lister and everyone in the building. Tracy is revived by the shock.)
TRACY: Good morning to you too Pikachu.
ASH: Ow.
LISTER: Ow.
DUPLICA: Ow. Anyway, it's A, Viridian Forest.
LISTER: Final answer?
DUPLICA: You're getting really annoying with the "Final answer?" thing. But yes.
LISTER: Okay, I won't say it any more.
MISTY: That's good to hear.
LISTER: Even if I didn't ask Final Answer, she's right. For two hundred. Weedles have a sharp stinger where? A. At home, B. On their rear, C. On their nose, D. On top of their head.
DUPLICA: D, top of their heads.
LISTER: Fi... She's right! Almost said it again. Habit. Anyway, for three hundred. Where is the daycare center in Kanto? A. South of Cerulean, B. South of Saffron, C. In Celadon, D. In the Vermilion City Pokémon center.
DUPLICA: I wouldn't know exactly. I never left my Ditto there. I have seen advertisements in most of the local newspapers. I remember seeing it by the story about Rudy asking Misty to stay with him.
MISTY: (Blushing) Why is that in the newspapers?
ASH: It isn't every day a gym leader asks his challenger's friend to stay with him.
DUPLICA: It's A, South of Cerulean.
LISTER: Yes! For half grand. After Blaine's gym was destroyed, where did Ash and Blaine finish their battle? A. Over jagged rocks, B. Over the volcano, C. Near the hot-springs, D. They didn't.
DUPLICA: B, over the volcano.
ASH: How do you know that?
DUPLICA: I'm right? Wow, lucky guess.
LISTER: And lucky it was. Going for one grand. What female did Brock always go ga-ga over? A. Nurse Joy, B. Officer Jenny, C. Any girl, D. All of the above.
DUPLICA: I know it's A and B. I don't know about C, but I'll say D, All of those.
LISTER: Yeppers! She's at one thousand! We'll be right back after these messages!
(Goes to McDonald's commercial. In the middle, there's static and a blank, blue screen)
VOICE 1: Prepare for trouble!
VOICE 2: And make it double!
(Guess who?)
JESSIE: To protect the world from devastation.
JAMES: To unite all people within our nation.
JESSIE: To denounce the evils of truth and lo--
(Screen goes to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire set. Jessie and James are in front of the Hot-Seat)
LISTER: We're back!
ASH: (In battle stance facing the Team Rocket members) Unfortunatly. (Cell phone rings. He relaxes and picks up) Hello? Yes, they're here. Okay. I'll tell them. (To Jessie and James) Hey guys, that was your village. They want you to come back. They've been without their Idiots way too long.
DUPLICA: Allow me. It's me in the Hot-Seat anyway. Ditto!
DITTO: (Jumps out from audience) Ditto!
DUPLICA: You know what to do.
DITTO: Ditto. (Translation: Unfortunatly.)(Ditto slips under Team Rocket and transforms into a catapult. With one foul swoop, Jessie and James are flung into the stratosphere)
JESSIE/JAMES/MEOWTH: Team Rocket's blasting off againnnnn! (They twinkle as they dissappear from sight)
ASH/TODD: (With hearts in their eyes) Wow. She's great. She knows just how to train that Ditto.
MISTY: Ash!!! You should be staring at me! Not the copy machine!
TRACY: In your dreams! He's mine, Soup-nose!!(Remember, Arrow broke her nose)
MISTY: Here, we'll match. (She punches Tracy in the nose, breaking it and sending him back into his seat. Tracy starts crying like a baby)
LISTER: Anyway, since we're already back, let's get on with it. For two thousand dollars. When does the Maiden's Peak Festival held? A. Once a month, B. Once a year, C. Once every ten years, D. Once every one hundred years.
DUPLICA: Oh! I know this! I'm always too busy to attend. I always wanted to go and see what all the hype's about, but I always got too busy with my Ditto. The answer is B, Anually.
LISTER: Yes! to that million dollar level quicker and quicker! For four thousand. In Kanto, where is Team Rocket's casino? A. Viridian City, B. Saffron City, C. Celadon City, D. Vermilion City.
DUPLICA: Hm. Well, it isn't B or D. Viridian is the HQ of Team Rockets, but Celadon City is a major business city. Saffron just doesn't seem like the place that would have it. Vermilion is too populated and advertised. So, I'll go out on a limb--
ASH: (Worriedly) Don't fall!
MISTY: Ash!
DUPLICA: I'll say C, Celadon.
LISTER: It's a strong limb! She's right! Eight away from a million. How many Pokémon games are there for Game Boy and Game Boy Color in the United States? A. 4, B. 5, C. 6, D. 8
DUPLICA: Ha! Like I have time to play games! Well, anyway, I'll use a Life-Line. The...(thinks)...Fifty-Fifty.
LISTER: Okay, computer, take away two of the incorrect answers. (A and C dissappear) You're left with five and eight.
DUPLICA: Well, there's Red, Blue, Gold, Silver, and Yellow. That's five. So I'll say B, five.
LISTER: Final answer? (Duplica gives him a bad look) Right, sorry. Well, it's...wrong! It's eight! As of April of two thousand, one, there are eight.
DUPLICA: What?
LISTER: There are eight. Red, Blue, Yellow, Gold, Silver, Pokémon Puzzle League, the Trading Card Game, and Pokémon Pinball. (Hands her the check for one thousand dollars) Enjoy. Don't spend it all in one place.
DUPLICA: (Gets up) Right. (Grudgingly walks off)
LISTER: (Gets up to his "spot") Well, sadly, she went away without a million. At least she didn't walk away empty handed. Now, for the next Fastest-Finger question. Put these Pokémon games in the order they came out starting with the earliest. Pokémon Stadium, Yellow version, Hey You Pikachu, Gold. (Waits thirty seconds) All right, let's see the answers in the correct order. It's Yellow, Pokémon Stadium, Gold, and Hey You Pikachu. Let's see who got it right. Only one person and it's...
$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?
This is getting fun for me. Well, you know the routine from other stories you've read, read, decide whether you like it or not, review. If you want to give a private review, send them to Timetogo33@hotmail.com. Thanks.
Keep sending in those votes.