Disclaimer: I have nothing to do with any of this. I own Lister, but that's all.
A/N: Sorry it took so long to post this. I've been busy with two other stories that are now finished. Anyway, this chapter is NOT the same as the rest. It's pretty obvious how once you get into the chapter. Now, read.
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LISTER: The winner is...Ash Ketchum!
MISTY: What?
TRACY: What?
GIZELLE: What?
RICHIE: What?
TODD: What?
ASH: What?
LISTER: (Already at his own seat but turned around to face him) You won. Get your fat butt up here.
ASH: I have a fat butt?
TRACY: Let me check my sketches. (Looks at various sketches, including one he drew with Ash's head on Misty's naked body. Finally gets to one with Ash's head on Ash's naked body) Nope.
ASH: Wait, I won? I just pushed buttons.
LISTER: Well, you're lucky.
MISTY: Whatever you say, Lister.
LISTER: Ash! Get up here!
DELIAH: Ash Ketchum, you get into the Hot-Seat right now, young man, or you're grounded!
ASH: Yes, Mom. (Walks to Hot-Seat)
LISTER: You know about the Life-Lines and how to play, so let's do it.
TRACY: (Gets a different idea from the 'do it' part) That's my job!!
MISTY: No, it's mine. This is for you. (She kicks him "below the belt". To her suprise, it doesn't effect him)
TRACY: Now do you get it?
MISTY: Yes, I've known you were a girl for quite some time now. (She kicks him...er...her in the head)
TRACY: (Falling backwards while crying for her mommy) WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LISTER: I MEANT let's play. For one hundred dollars.
VOICE: I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.
ASH: Yes! Brock's back!
BROCK: (Steps out of the shadows) You bet. (Looks behind him) Good, security guards aren't behind me any more. Wait a minute, WHERE ARE THE NURSE JOYS? (Bursts out laughing) Ash! What the HELL are you doing in the Hot-Seat?! Especially since you're sooooooooo slow!
ASH: Took you long enough. (Turns back to Lister) Can we get on with the game already?
VOICE FROM AUDIENCE: Ah! He's back!
BROCK: Too late! I see you Joy! (Runs up to where Nurse Joy is hiding)
JOY: Eeep!
ARROW: (Standing up from back row out of breath) Hey! That's MY line!
JENNY: (Runs on to the stage) Hey, you! Get down from there!
BROCK: (Stops in his tracks) It's...really...HER! (Turns and runs to Officer Jenny)
JENNY: (Turns and runs away) This wasn't in the job description! I quit!
LISTER: Okay. What sound does a Pikachu make? A. Pika, B. No, C. Check, D. Piss off.
ASH: Uh oh. I'm screwed on the first question.
MISTY: Oy.
PIKACHU: Pika!!!
ASH: Pikachu, be quiet. I don't want you to help me.
PIKACHU: PIKA!!
ASH: Pikachu! Shut Up!
PIKACHU: Pi. (Translation: Piss off.)
ASH: I'll say D.
PIKACHU: Pika, pikachu. Pika pika cha. (Translation: Well, yes. But not entirely.)
LISTER: God, you're thick. You are WAY off! Get out of here!
ASH: Oh. Oh well. Hey, Brock! Where are you? (Walks off)(Pikachu gives him a goodbye shock) Ow.
LISTER: (Glad to be back in his spot again) Okay, that was disturbing. Let's forget that ever happened and do the next Fastest-Fin--Tracy, why are you crying?
TRACY: Ash is gone. WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
LISTER: Right, well, okay. Here's the next Fastest-Finger question. Put these Pokémon in alphabetical order. Arbok, Pikachu, Ekans, Mewtwo. (Waits a thirty seconds) Okay. If you didn't get this right, you're going back to Kindergarden. The answers are Arbok, Ekans, Mewtwo, and Pikachu. Everyone got it right--wait, TRACEY!!! You didn't get it right?!
TRACEY: I'm still mourning, so I didn't even try.
LISTER: Ah, that explains it. Well, everyone else got it right and the fastest one is Misty!
MISTY: YES!!
(They go to their chairs)
MISTY: Cool! I'm actually in the Hot-Seat!
LISTER: Yep, and let's get down to business. You know about the Life-Lines and what to do, so let's play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire! For a hundred dollars. Does Ash masticate? A. Every chance he gets, B. Only in private, C. Not in your life, D. No shit, Sherlock.
TODD: Too much info!
GIZELLE: Not to me.
MISTY: You sick, demented people! If you weren't so sex-crased, we could be friends. Wait, we already are friends for that reason. Oh well. Now you, Todd...
TODD: TOO MUCH INFO!!!!!
MISTY: You do know that masticate means to chew, right? So, it's A.
LISTER: Yes! And I' guessing he does what Gizelle was thinking, too.
TRACY: HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
LISTER: How did you?
TRACY: Hidden cammeras...I mean, lucky guess.
LISTER: For two hundred. What was the "Holiday in Aculpoco" episode called in the U.S.? A. Snow Way Out, B. Ghost of Maiden's Peak, C. Beauty and the Beach, D. Holiday Hi-Jynx.
MISTY: It's C, Beauty and the Beach, I can relate to the beauty part.
ASH's voice: (From off-stage) Yeah, right. (Note the sarcasm)
MISTY: I still have my mallet Ash Ketchum.
ASH: Not anymore. I took it after you got up.
LISTER: You can buy another one, because you just won two hundred dollars! For three hundred buckaroos. What did Jynx steal from Jesse? A. Her blanket, B. Her pokeball, C. Her pokemon, D. Her doll.
JESSIE: (From the roof) I still don't think that Jynx was being nice! By the way, Prepare for trouble!
MISTY: If we do, will you shut up?
JESSIE: Um, make me!
ASH: Want me to give you back your mallet for this one?
JESSIE: OO!! An empty chair! (She jumps down into a Fastest Finger seat)
MISTY: Ash, mallet, now.
ASH: With pleasure. (He tosses her mallet back from back stage)
MISTY: Thanks. (She hits Jessie with the mallet and continues to run off stage with her mallet raised above her head.) Come here, Ash.
ASH: Oh, smeg. (Turns and starts running)
MISTY: Oh, smeg indeed. (Swings at Ash but misses and runs after him)
LISTER: Um, I guess she's not going to finish so, let's get on with our next contestants. Time for the next Fastest-Finger question.
GIZELLE: Oo, dé-ja-vu.
TODD: But what will happen to Misty's money?
LISTER: She never got to a mile-stone question and walked, so she won no money. Now, put these characters in the order they were Arrow's obsession. Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary. ARROW! What did I tell you about messing with the computer?!
ARROW's voice (from loud-speakers around the room): I didn't mess with the computer, I made the programers mess with it.
LISTER: How?
ARROW: I knew I'd need my baseball bat for SOMETHING.
LISTER: Memories coming back. (In the mean-time, the contestants have been locking in their votes) Okay, who can push buttons faster?
GIZELLE: Um, Lister, there's numbers and they're getting lower. Three, two, one. (The console explodes blowing her off stage.)
LISTER: Hm, self-destruct. Thanks Arrow.
ARROW's voice: No problem. I never liked her, unlike some.
LISTER: HEY! That part in Interuption was NOT acurate!!!!
RICHIE: One, thanks Arrow for the bomb seat. Two, are we gonna see the results?
LISTER: Oh, right. The winner is...
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Well, I couldn't wait any longer to get rid of Gizelle and I didn't want her in the Hotseat. So there. Review please. Thanks for waiting.
A/N: Sorry it took so long to post this. I've been busy with two other stories that are now finished. Anyway, this chapter is NOT the same as the rest. It's pretty obvious how once you get into the chapter. Now, read.
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LISTER: The winner is...Ash Ketchum!
MISTY: What?
TRACY: What?
GIZELLE: What?
RICHIE: What?
TODD: What?
ASH: What?
LISTER: (Already at his own seat but turned around to face him) You won. Get your fat butt up here.
ASH: I have a fat butt?
TRACY: Let me check my sketches. (Looks at various sketches, including one he drew with Ash's head on Misty's naked body. Finally gets to one with Ash's head on Ash's naked body) Nope.
ASH: Wait, I won? I just pushed buttons.
LISTER: Well, you're lucky.
MISTY: Whatever you say, Lister.
LISTER: Ash! Get up here!
DELIAH: Ash Ketchum, you get into the Hot-Seat right now, young man, or you're grounded!
ASH: Yes, Mom. (Walks to Hot-Seat)
LISTER: You know about the Life-Lines and how to play, so let's do it.
TRACY: (Gets a different idea from the 'do it' part) That's my job!!
MISTY: No, it's mine. This is for you. (She kicks him "below the belt". To her suprise, it doesn't effect him)
TRACY: Now do you get it?
MISTY: Yes, I've known you were a girl for quite some time now. (She kicks him...er...her in the head)
TRACY: (Falling backwards while crying for her mommy) WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LISTER: I MEANT let's play. For one hundred dollars.
VOICE: I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.
ASH: Yes! Brock's back!
BROCK: (Steps out of the shadows) You bet. (Looks behind him) Good, security guards aren't behind me any more. Wait a minute, WHERE ARE THE NURSE JOYS? (Bursts out laughing) Ash! What the HELL are you doing in the Hot-Seat?! Especially since you're sooooooooo slow!
ASH: Took you long enough. (Turns back to Lister) Can we get on with the game already?
VOICE FROM AUDIENCE: Ah! He's back!
BROCK: Too late! I see you Joy! (Runs up to where Nurse Joy is hiding)
JOY: Eeep!
ARROW: (Standing up from back row out of breath) Hey! That's MY line!
JENNY: (Runs on to the stage) Hey, you! Get down from there!
BROCK: (Stops in his tracks) It's...really...HER! (Turns and runs to Officer Jenny)
JENNY: (Turns and runs away) This wasn't in the job description! I quit!
LISTER: Okay. What sound does a Pikachu make? A. Pika, B. No, C. Check, D. Piss off.
ASH: Uh oh. I'm screwed on the first question.
MISTY: Oy.
PIKACHU: Pika!!!
ASH: Pikachu, be quiet. I don't want you to help me.
PIKACHU: PIKA!!
ASH: Pikachu! Shut Up!
PIKACHU: Pi. (Translation: Piss off.)
ASH: I'll say D.
PIKACHU: Pika, pikachu. Pika pika cha. (Translation: Well, yes. But not entirely.)
LISTER: God, you're thick. You are WAY off! Get out of here!
ASH: Oh. Oh well. Hey, Brock! Where are you? (Walks off)(Pikachu gives him a goodbye shock) Ow.
LISTER: (Glad to be back in his spot again) Okay, that was disturbing. Let's forget that ever happened and do the next Fastest-Fin--Tracy, why are you crying?
TRACY: Ash is gone. WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
LISTER: Right, well, okay. Here's the next Fastest-Finger question. Put these Pokémon in alphabetical order. Arbok, Pikachu, Ekans, Mewtwo. (Waits a thirty seconds) Okay. If you didn't get this right, you're going back to Kindergarden. The answers are Arbok, Ekans, Mewtwo, and Pikachu. Everyone got it right--wait, TRACEY!!! You didn't get it right?!
TRACEY: I'm still mourning, so I didn't even try.
LISTER: Ah, that explains it. Well, everyone else got it right and the fastest one is Misty!
MISTY: YES!!
(They go to their chairs)
MISTY: Cool! I'm actually in the Hot-Seat!
LISTER: Yep, and let's get down to business. You know about the Life-Lines and what to do, so let's play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire! For a hundred dollars. Does Ash masticate? A. Every chance he gets, B. Only in private, C. Not in your life, D. No shit, Sherlock.
TODD: Too much info!
GIZELLE: Not to me.
MISTY: You sick, demented people! If you weren't so sex-crased, we could be friends. Wait, we already are friends for that reason. Oh well. Now you, Todd...
TODD: TOO MUCH INFO!!!!!
MISTY: You do know that masticate means to chew, right? So, it's A.
LISTER: Yes! And I' guessing he does what Gizelle was thinking, too.
TRACY: HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
LISTER: How did you?
TRACY: Hidden cammeras...I mean, lucky guess.
LISTER: For two hundred. What was the "Holiday in Aculpoco" episode called in the U.S.? A. Snow Way Out, B. Ghost of Maiden's Peak, C. Beauty and the Beach, D. Holiday Hi-Jynx.
MISTY: It's C, Beauty and the Beach, I can relate to the beauty part.
ASH's voice: (From off-stage) Yeah, right. (Note the sarcasm)
MISTY: I still have my mallet Ash Ketchum.
ASH: Not anymore. I took it after you got up.
LISTER: You can buy another one, because you just won two hundred dollars! For three hundred buckaroos. What did Jynx steal from Jesse? A. Her blanket, B. Her pokeball, C. Her pokemon, D. Her doll.
JESSIE: (From the roof) I still don't think that Jynx was being nice! By the way, Prepare for trouble!
MISTY: If we do, will you shut up?
JESSIE: Um, make me!
ASH: Want me to give you back your mallet for this one?
JESSIE: OO!! An empty chair! (She jumps down into a Fastest Finger seat)
MISTY: Ash, mallet, now.
ASH: With pleasure. (He tosses her mallet back from back stage)
MISTY: Thanks. (She hits Jessie with the mallet and continues to run off stage with her mallet raised above her head.) Come here, Ash.
ASH: Oh, smeg. (Turns and starts running)
MISTY: Oh, smeg indeed. (Swings at Ash but misses and runs after him)
LISTER: Um, I guess she's not going to finish so, let's get on with our next contestants. Time for the next Fastest-Finger question.
GIZELLE: Oo, dé-ja-vu.
TODD: But what will happen to Misty's money?
LISTER: She never got to a mile-stone question and walked, so she won no money. Now, put these characters in the order they were Arrow's obsession. Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary. ARROW! What did I tell you about messing with the computer?!
ARROW's voice (from loud-speakers around the room): I didn't mess with the computer, I made the programers mess with it.
LISTER: How?
ARROW: I knew I'd need my baseball bat for SOMETHING.
LISTER: Memories coming back. (In the mean-time, the contestants have been locking in their votes) Okay, who can push buttons faster?
GIZELLE: Um, Lister, there's numbers and they're getting lower. Three, two, one. (The console explodes blowing her off stage.)
LISTER: Hm, self-destruct. Thanks Arrow.
ARROW's voice: No problem. I never liked her, unlike some.
LISTER: HEY! That part in Interuption was NOT acurate!!!!
RICHIE: One, thanks Arrow for the bomb seat. Two, are we gonna see the results?
LISTER: Oh, right. The winner is...
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Well, I couldn't wait any longer to get rid of Gizelle and I didn't want her in the Hotseat. So there. Review please. Thanks for waiting.