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Well, getting ever so much closer to the final chapter. *jump in a circle**shout for joy* Guess who's up next. Go on, guess. Read and find out. Then you can review.
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LISTER: The winner is...Richie!
GIZELLE: NO!
RICHIE: YES! (He gets up as quickly as possible and runs to shake Lister's hand)
ARROW's voice: RICHIE'S A GIRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!
LISTER: (Shakes Richie with his left hand. They go to their respective chairs.) A bit of dé ja vu, huh?
RICHIE: I'm glad it isn't ending in the same way.
GIZELLE: Not me.
RICHIE: Can we get on with this so I can get out of here and away from her? (Points to Gizelle)
LISTER: Ofcourse. First question. Who is Gizelle obsessed with? ARROW!
ARROW's voice: Having fun? (Bursts out laughing)
LISTER: Let's just give you that one. For two hundred. Ekans and Koffing evolved in which episode. A. The Punchy Pokemon, B. Dig Those Digglets, C. Showdown at Dark City, D. Pokémon Emergency.
RICHIE: Hey, I remember hearing about this. I heard of it in the local newspaper.
LISTER: How much do these newspapers tell?
RICHIE: I don't know, but Gizelle usually stars in some, ahem, high rated tabloids.
GIZELLE: Hey! Cool! Some one looks!
RICHIE: The answer's B.
LISTER: Dig Those Diglett and Dig Those Right Answers. Going on to three hundred. Where does Ash meet Misty for the first time. A. At river side, B. At bed side, C. At the Cerulean City Gym, D. At the movies.
RICHIE: I think we all know who's behind that answer in.
ARROW's voice: Hey, I DIDN'T put that answer in!
RICHIE: Then who did?
GARY's voice: Me.
RICHIE: Even though they do meet at bed side, the top side (audience laughs) the answer is A.
LISTER: Yep, but how did you know that bed side thing?
RICHIE: We DID have sleeping rooms close to each other in the Pokémon League. One night, I was woken up by this really wierd noise. I assumed it wasn't Misty and Brock because it wasn't Brock's voice. So, even though they weren't even high school age, I assumed Ash and Misty were--
LISTER: (Hastily) Moving on, for half thousand. Maybe Arrow or Gary didn't alter this one. Let's see. When Ash got the Marsh Badge, why was Sabrina laughing? A. Ash was stripping, B. Ash told a joke, C. Haunter was making faces, D. The Misty and Brock dolls were on top each other. (Sarcasm time) Oh no, they didn't interfere here at all.
ARROW's voice: I didn't.
GARY's voice: Same here. I was, erm, distracting Arrow.
ARROW's voice: (Giggling) And what a nice distraction that was.
RICHIE: Too much info!!!!! It wasn't A or D, and it DEFINITELY wasn't B, so that leaves B. Final answer. I always wanted to say that.
LISTER: You got half a thousand greenbacks. Trying for twice that. What did Meowth do to Jesse when he saw Gastly in front of her? A. Ran, B. Scratched her, C. Fainted, D. Ignored her.
RICHIE: Well, if I saw one of those balls of gas and I was a Meowth, I would have scratched at it. So I'll say B.
LISTER: Yep. You're safe with one grand. We'll be back after this commercial break.
RICHIE: Wait! Let's skip the break and keep going. Okay? Okay. Next question.
LISTER: Okay. How many attempts did Ash make to beat Sabrina? A. 1, B. 2, C. 3, D. 4. Hey, for once, Arrow's not fiddilin' with the questions.
RICHIE: Gary must have dropped his pants again. (Uproar of laughter from audience) Let's see. He almost never won on try number one, he had Misty and Brock turned into dolls try two, made Sabrina laugh her ass off in try three and won the badge. C, 3 time. Third time's the charm.
LISTER: Okay, we missed the break for a correct answer. Going for four thow. How many times did Hoot-Hoot peck Ash on the head in the forest? A. 1, B. 2, C. Too many, D. Not enough. Arrow, is Gary 'distarcting' you?
ARROW's voice: You betcha.
LISTER: Then how are you messing with the answers?
ARROW's voice: You wish you knew. (She let out an evil laugh)
LISTER: From the laugh, I don't want to know.
RICHIE: Too much info!!!!! Anyway, judging from Arrow's previous actions, I'll say D.
LISTER: Correct, and for once, I have to agree with the smeghead. For eight-zero-zero-zero...point- zero-zero.
ARROW's voice: Who's the smeghead now?
LISTER: How did Todd save Ash's life from the water's current? A. He used a stick, B. Weaved a film rope, C. Held out his hand, D. Held out his camera and stand.
RICHIE: Woah. For once, I don't know. I'll use a Life-Line. I'll Ask The Audience.
LISTER: Okay, audience, if you're ready, vote now. (Waits and waits. The results: A=5%, B=26%, C=29%, D= 40%) Okay, D seems to be the number one choice, but not by much.
RICHIE: I'm not blind. I'll take D.
LISTER: The audience IS wrong sometimes and this just happened to be one time they were right.
RICHIE: Don't do that to me!!
LISTER: For sixteen thousand. Why didn't people like Duplica's Ditto? A. It was too good, B. It couldn't change it's face, C. They've seen it before, D. It couldn't transform at all.
RICHIE: I remember this because I was at one of the shows. I noticed it's face kept the dumb dot-eyes and line-mouth. I remember being the first one out during the intermission. so, B.
LISTER: Ofcourse it is. For the next mile-stone question. When Ash met Lara Laramie and he was walking down the festival, what was he eating? A. Magicarp shaped bread, B. Ponyta shaped chicken nuggets, C. Rice, D. Gary-pops. Oy, Arrow, stop sharing your favorite candy.
ARROW's voice: Why? It's fun messing around with your show. Consider it payback for all of those annoying science classes.
RICHIE: One, D, is ruled out. Two, I don't think chicken nuggets are popular. Three, I know this. It's A.
LISTER: Yep. Time for a break. Is that okay with you?
RICHIE: Sure, why not?
(Commercial break. You deserve a small break, even though it's almost over.)
LISTER: We're back. Richie's here with thirty-two grand. Something strange happened during the break. The Relations-Chair was suddenly melted. We still don't know how. Let's get on with the remainder. Richie. Richie? (Richie is asleep in his chair, his head on the console) Arrow, take it away. I know you want to.
ARROW's voice: My pleasure. *Clears her throat* WAAAAAAAAAAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!
RICHIE: (Awakes with a giant start) WHAT! EARTHQUAKE! THE WORLD'S COMING TO AN END!! Huh? (Audience is laughing) That was bad.
ARROW's voice: *laughing* I know.
LISTER: For sixty-four thousand. What Pokémon did Psuduck have a non-inteligent conversation with? A. Psyduck, B. Golduck, C. Slowpoke, D. Slowbro.
RICHIE: I do not...know. I'll use the Fifty-Fifty.
LISTER: Computer, take away two of the wrong answers.
RICHIE: Computers suck. (B and D disappear)
LISTER: Excuse me? If computers weren't around, this fic wouldn't be in existence!
RICHIE: I still don't know, so I'll call Professor Oak.
LISTER: Okay, let's get Oak on the line.
OAK's voice: Hello?
LISTER: Prof Oak. Hi, this is Dave Lister from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Richie's here and needs your help. He'll come on and you have thirty seconds. Richie, take it.
RICHIE: (Slowly) What Pokémon did Misty's Psuduck have a non-inteligent conversation with? Psyduck, Slowpoke.
20 seconds
OAK's voice: I know this. I know that I have no idea. *laughs*
15 seconds
RICHIE: What? But you're a smart guy!
10 second
OAK: I know but I'm not psychic, bye!
CLICK
RICHIE: Great, I have no clue, but maybe Psyducks have those kinds of conversations, so I'll say A.
LISTER: You might have a clue now that you're wrong. It was a Slowpoke which later evolved into A Slowbro. (Hands Richie a thirty-two thousand check) Sad kid. But, live and learn, then get your butt out of here. Now, for the next Fastest-Finger question. Put these events in chronological order, starting with the earliest. Team Rocket introduces themselves, Misty meets Ash, Ash jumps down a waterfall, Ash and Pikachu are attacked by Spearows. (Waits) Let's see the answers in the right order. Ash jumps down a waterfall, Misty meets Ash, Ash and Pikachu are attacked by Spearows, and Team Rocket introduces themselves. Who got it right in the fastest time? Wow, suprise suprise. We have...
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Okay, well, I finished this in one day and now it's 10:30 pm. I'm tired. Well, four more left. The canidates? Gizelle, Todd, Tracy, and Brock. VOTE PLEASE!!! Please review and tell me what you think. Later.
Well, getting ever so much closer to the final chapter. *jump in a circle**shout for joy* Guess who's up next. Go on, guess. Read and find out. Then you can review.
$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?
LISTER: The winner is...Richie!
GIZELLE: NO!
RICHIE: YES! (He gets up as quickly as possible and runs to shake Lister's hand)
ARROW's voice: RICHIE'S A GIRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!
LISTER: (Shakes Richie with his left hand. They go to their respective chairs.) A bit of dé ja vu, huh?
RICHIE: I'm glad it isn't ending in the same way.
GIZELLE: Not me.
RICHIE: Can we get on with this so I can get out of here and away from her? (Points to Gizelle)
LISTER: Ofcourse. First question. Who is Gizelle obsessed with? ARROW!
ARROW's voice: Having fun? (Bursts out laughing)
LISTER: Let's just give you that one. For two hundred. Ekans and Koffing evolved in which episode. A. The Punchy Pokemon, B. Dig Those Digglets, C. Showdown at Dark City, D. Pokémon Emergency.
RICHIE: Hey, I remember hearing about this. I heard of it in the local newspaper.
LISTER: How much do these newspapers tell?
RICHIE: I don't know, but Gizelle usually stars in some, ahem, high rated tabloids.
GIZELLE: Hey! Cool! Some one looks!
RICHIE: The answer's B.
LISTER: Dig Those Diglett and Dig Those Right Answers. Going on to three hundred. Where does Ash meet Misty for the first time. A. At river side, B. At bed side, C. At the Cerulean City Gym, D. At the movies.
RICHIE: I think we all know who's behind that answer in.
ARROW's voice: Hey, I DIDN'T put that answer in!
RICHIE: Then who did?
GARY's voice: Me.
RICHIE: Even though they do meet at bed side, the top side (audience laughs) the answer is A.
LISTER: Yep, but how did you know that bed side thing?
RICHIE: We DID have sleeping rooms close to each other in the Pokémon League. One night, I was woken up by this really wierd noise. I assumed it wasn't Misty and Brock because it wasn't Brock's voice. So, even though they weren't even high school age, I assumed Ash and Misty were--
LISTER: (Hastily) Moving on, for half thousand. Maybe Arrow or Gary didn't alter this one. Let's see. When Ash got the Marsh Badge, why was Sabrina laughing? A. Ash was stripping, B. Ash told a joke, C. Haunter was making faces, D. The Misty and Brock dolls were on top each other. (Sarcasm time) Oh no, they didn't interfere here at all.
ARROW's voice: I didn't.
GARY's voice: Same here. I was, erm, distracting Arrow.
ARROW's voice: (Giggling) And what a nice distraction that was.
RICHIE: Too much info!!!!! It wasn't A or D, and it DEFINITELY wasn't B, so that leaves B. Final answer. I always wanted to say that.
LISTER: You got half a thousand greenbacks. Trying for twice that. What did Meowth do to Jesse when he saw Gastly in front of her? A. Ran, B. Scratched her, C. Fainted, D. Ignored her.
RICHIE: Well, if I saw one of those balls of gas and I was a Meowth, I would have scratched at it. So I'll say B.
LISTER: Yep. You're safe with one grand. We'll be back after this commercial break.
RICHIE: Wait! Let's skip the break and keep going. Okay? Okay. Next question.
LISTER: Okay. How many attempts did Ash make to beat Sabrina? A. 1, B. 2, C. 3, D. 4. Hey, for once, Arrow's not fiddilin' with the questions.
RICHIE: Gary must have dropped his pants again. (Uproar of laughter from audience) Let's see. He almost never won on try number one, he had Misty and Brock turned into dolls try two, made Sabrina laugh her ass off in try three and won the badge. C, 3 time. Third time's the charm.
LISTER: Okay, we missed the break for a correct answer. Going for four thow. How many times did Hoot-Hoot peck Ash on the head in the forest? A. 1, B. 2, C. Too many, D. Not enough. Arrow, is Gary 'distarcting' you?
ARROW's voice: You betcha.
LISTER: Then how are you messing with the answers?
ARROW's voice: You wish you knew. (She let out an evil laugh)
LISTER: From the laugh, I don't want to know.
RICHIE: Too much info!!!!! Anyway, judging from Arrow's previous actions, I'll say D.
LISTER: Correct, and for once, I have to agree with the smeghead. For eight-zero-zero-zero...point- zero-zero.
ARROW's voice: Who's the smeghead now?
LISTER: How did Todd save Ash's life from the water's current? A. He used a stick, B. Weaved a film rope, C. Held out his hand, D. Held out his camera and stand.
RICHIE: Woah. For once, I don't know. I'll use a Life-Line. I'll Ask The Audience.
LISTER: Okay, audience, if you're ready, vote now. (Waits and waits. The results: A=5%, B=26%, C=29%, D= 40%) Okay, D seems to be the number one choice, but not by much.
RICHIE: I'm not blind. I'll take D.
LISTER: The audience IS wrong sometimes and this just happened to be one time they were right.
RICHIE: Don't do that to me!!
LISTER: For sixteen thousand. Why didn't people like Duplica's Ditto? A. It was too good, B. It couldn't change it's face, C. They've seen it before, D. It couldn't transform at all.
RICHIE: I remember this because I was at one of the shows. I noticed it's face kept the dumb dot-eyes and line-mouth. I remember being the first one out during the intermission. so, B.
LISTER: Ofcourse it is. For the next mile-stone question. When Ash met Lara Laramie and he was walking down the festival, what was he eating? A. Magicarp shaped bread, B. Ponyta shaped chicken nuggets, C. Rice, D. Gary-pops. Oy, Arrow, stop sharing your favorite candy.
ARROW's voice: Why? It's fun messing around with your show. Consider it payback for all of those annoying science classes.
RICHIE: One, D, is ruled out. Two, I don't think chicken nuggets are popular. Three, I know this. It's A.
LISTER: Yep. Time for a break. Is that okay with you?
RICHIE: Sure, why not?
(Commercial break. You deserve a small break, even though it's almost over.)
LISTER: We're back. Richie's here with thirty-two grand. Something strange happened during the break. The Relations-Chair was suddenly melted. We still don't know how. Let's get on with the remainder. Richie. Richie? (Richie is asleep in his chair, his head on the console) Arrow, take it away. I know you want to.
ARROW's voice: My pleasure. *Clears her throat* WAAAAAAAAAAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!
RICHIE: (Awakes with a giant start) WHAT! EARTHQUAKE! THE WORLD'S COMING TO AN END!! Huh? (Audience is laughing) That was bad.
ARROW's voice: *laughing* I know.
LISTER: For sixty-four thousand. What Pokémon did Psuduck have a non-inteligent conversation with? A. Psyduck, B. Golduck, C. Slowpoke, D. Slowbro.
RICHIE: I do not...know. I'll use the Fifty-Fifty.
LISTER: Computer, take away two of the wrong answers.
RICHIE: Computers suck. (B and D disappear)
LISTER: Excuse me? If computers weren't around, this fic wouldn't be in existence!
RICHIE: I still don't know, so I'll call Professor Oak.
LISTER: Okay, let's get Oak on the line.
OAK's voice: Hello?
LISTER: Prof Oak. Hi, this is Dave Lister from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Richie's here and needs your help. He'll come on and you have thirty seconds. Richie, take it.
RICHIE: (Slowly) What Pokémon did Misty's Psuduck have a non-inteligent conversation with? Psyduck, Slowpoke.
20 seconds
OAK's voice: I know this. I know that I have no idea. *laughs*
15 seconds
RICHIE: What? But you're a smart guy!
10 second
OAK: I know but I'm not psychic, bye!
CLICK
RICHIE: Great, I have no clue, but maybe Psyducks have those kinds of conversations, so I'll say A.
LISTER: You might have a clue now that you're wrong. It was a Slowpoke which later evolved into A Slowbro. (Hands Richie a thirty-two thousand check) Sad kid. But, live and learn, then get your butt out of here. Now, for the next Fastest-Finger question. Put these events in chronological order, starting with the earliest. Team Rocket introduces themselves, Misty meets Ash, Ash jumps down a waterfall, Ash and Pikachu are attacked by Spearows. (Waits) Let's see the answers in the right order. Ash jumps down a waterfall, Misty meets Ash, Ash and Pikachu are attacked by Spearows, and Team Rocket introduces themselves. Who got it right in the fastest time? Wow, suprise suprise. We have...
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Okay, well, I finished this in one day and now it's 10:30 pm. I'm tired. Well, four more left. The canidates? Gizelle, Todd, Tracy, and Brock. VOTE PLEASE!!! Please review and tell me what you think. Later.