Disclaimer: I'm ecstatic to report that I do not own Pokémon. I'm sad to say I don't own Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
Almost done. I hope you have fun reading the remaining chapters. Todd and Tracy left.
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LISTER: The winner is...Tracy!
TRACY: (Goes to Lister, shakes his hand and goes to The Hot-Seat. What else would he (or is it she, still?) do?) Cool. (I think I'll refer to Tracy as him to make it les confusing for me)
VOICE: (There are a lot of those coming from offstage) Now Todd's all alone in the Fastest-Finger seats. Hee hee. Lucky me. (Gizelle steps out of the shadows and sits next to Todd)
TODD: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
TRACY: Let's go slow just to torture Todd.
LISTER: Um, how about not. For one hundred. How many Squirtles were in the Squirtle Squad? A. 3, B. 4, C. 5, D. 6.
TRACY: Let's see, (Counts on his fingers) D, 6.
LISTER: Whatever you say. For two hundred. When did Primape finally obey Ash? A. When Ash beat him up, B. When Ash saved Pikachu, C. When Ash caught him, D. When Ash kissed Misty.
TRACY: Well, I hope it isn't D. Ash couldn't beat up a piece of dirt. I'll say C.
LISTER: Only reasonable answer. It's right. For three hundred. What was Ash NOT wearing when he dove into the pool when Misty was a mermaid? A. His jacket, B. His shoes, C. His pants, D. His Pokéballs.
TRACY: Hey, I just realized something. Arrow hasn't spoken for a while.
LISTER: That's a bad thing how?
ARROW's voice: It's because Gary's not wearing one of those choices, and it's not A, B, or D.
LISTER: Never look a gift horse in the mouth. Arrow, don't you know the phrase "Silence is golden"?
ARROW's voice: Nope.
LISTER: Thought not.
TRACY: Can I answer the question? It's A, his jacket.
LISTER: Yep. For half thousand. Right after Brock left Ash and Misty for Professor Ivy, what did Team Rocket say they caught? A. Love birds, B. Twerps, C. Kids, D. Romantics.
TRACY: It would be so like them to call them love birds, so that's what I'll say.
LISTER: Yep. For one thousand and a mile-stone. What did Brock do every time he heard the word Ivy? A. Got a goofy in-love face, B. Crouched alone, C. Kissed Misty, D. Drank beer.
TRACY: I say Ivy dumped him. He wouldn't crouch in corners or alone if she didn't. There's my answer?
LISTER: What?
TRACY: Crouched alone.
LISTER: Oh, right. Gotcha. It's right. You've got a mile-stone. Let's just go to the next questions. For two thousand. What did Proffesor Oak and Ash's Krabby write? A. Fanfics, B. Poetry, C. Songs, D. Scripts.
TRACY: Oh, they write such lovely poems. B.
LISTER: They write horribly. That's the right answer, though. For four thousand. What is used to evolve some Pokémon like Eevee? A. Stones, B. Magic, C. Motivation, D. Nature.
TRACY: Um, Elemental stones, A.
LISTER: Duh. For eight thousand. What did Mikey give Misty before she left? A. An elemental stone, B. A flower, C. A card, D. His Eevee.
ARROW's voice: Eevee's not a stuffed animal!!!
LISTER: Yes it is.
TRACY: He gave Misty a card that said something mushy. C.
LISTER: No way! He gave her a flower! Here's one thousand dollars. (Hands Tracy a check for one grand)
(Tracy walks off. Lister moves to his spot.)
LISTER: Okay, here's the last Fastest-Finger question. Todd, Gizelle, here it is. Put these people in order Ash met, starting with the first. Proffesor Ivy, any Nurse Joy, any Officer Jenny, Team Rocket. (Waits.) Okay, let's see the answers in the correct order. Officer Jenny, then Nurse Joy, Team Rocket, and then Ivy. Who got it right the fastest. It's...
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Okay. Gizelle or Todd. I wonder. The next chapter won't come for a while. I'll be in Texas for a week. Later. Review.
Almost done. I hope you have fun reading the remaining chapters. Todd and Tracy left.
$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?$?
LISTER: The winner is...Tracy!
TRACY: (Goes to Lister, shakes his hand and goes to The Hot-Seat. What else would he (or is it she, still?) do?) Cool. (I think I'll refer to Tracy as him to make it les confusing for me)
VOICE: (There are a lot of those coming from offstage) Now Todd's all alone in the Fastest-Finger seats. Hee hee. Lucky me. (Gizelle steps out of the shadows and sits next to Todd)
TODD: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
TRACY: Let's go slow just to torture Todd.
LISTER: Um, how about not. For one hundred. How many Squirtles were in the Squirtle Squad? A. 3, B. 4, C. 5, D. 6.
TRACY: Let's see, (Counts on his fingers) D, 6.
LISTER: Whatever you say. For two hundred. When did Primape finally obey Ash? A. When Ash beat him up, B. When Ash saved Pikachu, C. When Ash caught him, D. When Ash kissed Misty.
TRACY: Well, I hope it isn't D. Ash couldn't beat up a piece of dirt. I'll say C.
LISTER: Only reasonable answer. It's right. For three hundred. What was Ash NOT wearing when he dove into the pool when Misty was a mermaid? A. His jacket, B. His shoes, C. His pants, D. His Pokéballs.
TRACY: Hey, I just realized something. Arrow hasn't spoken for a while.
LISTER: That's a bad thing how?
ARROW's voice: It's because Gary's not wearing one of those choices, and it's not A, B, or D.
LISTER: Never look a gift horse in the mouth. Arrow, don't you know the phrase "Silence is golden"?
ARROW's voice: Nope.
LISTER: Thought not.
TRACY: Can I answer the question? It's A, his jacket.
LISTER: Yep. For half thousand. Right after Brock left Ash and Misty for Professor Ivy, what did Team Rocket say they caught? A. Love birds, B. Twerps, C. Kids, D. Romantics.
TRACY: It would be so like them to call them love birds, so that's what I'll say.
LISTER: Yep. For one thousand and a mile-stone. What did Brock do every time he heard the word Ivy? A. Got a goofy in-love face, B. Crouched alone, C. Kissed Misty, D. Drank beer.
TRACY: I say Ivy dumped him. He wouldn't crouch in corners or alone if she didn't. There's my answer?
LISTER: What?
TRACY: Crouched alone.
LISTER: Oh, right. Gotcha. It's right. You've got a mile-stone. Let's just go to the next questions. For two thousand. What did Proffesor Oak and Ash's Krabby write? A. Fanfics, B. Poetry, C. Songs, D. Scripts.
TRACY: Oh, they write such lovely poems. B.
LISTER: They write horribly. That's the right answer, though. For four thousand. What is used to evolve some Pokémon like Eevee? A. Stones, B. Magic, C. Motivation, D. Nature.
TRACY: Um, Elemental stones, A.
LISTER: Duh. For eight thousand. What did Mikey give Misty before she left? A. An elemental stone, B. A flower, C. A card, D. His Eevee.
ARROW's voice: Eevee's not a stuffed animal!!!
LISTER: Yes it is.
TRACY: He gave Misty a card that said something mushy. C.
LISTER: No way! He gave her a flower! Here's one thousand dollars. (Hands Tracy a check for one grand)
(Tracy walks off. Lister moves to his spot.)
LISTER: Okay, here's the last Fastest-Finger question. Todd, Gizelle, here it is. Put these people in order Ash met, starting with the first. Proffesor Ivy, any Nurse Joy, any Officer Jenny, Team Rocket. (Waits.) Okay, let's see the answers in the correct order. Officer Jenny, then Nurse Joy, Team Rocket, and then Ivy. Who got it right the fastest. It's...
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Okay. Gizelle or Todd. I wonder. The next chapter won't come for a while. I'll be in Texas for a week. Later. Review.