The Seventh Sense
Once upon a time a boy was born with an unusual power. He could eat cereal with a fork! Every morning,
he would have a bowl of Fruit Loops and eat it with a FORK! His mother thought this was very unusual so she called
Dr. Mike Rotch to take a look at him. The boy, Harry Dickman, asked, "Mommy, when do I get to meet Mike Rotch?"
Mrs. Dickman replied "Right now!" All of a sudden, the doorbell rang. In came Mike Rotch.
"So, who here is Harry Dickman?" he asked. "I am! I am!" shouted Harry.
Mike Rotch watched as Harry ate a bowl of cereal with a fork. When he was done, he walked over to
Mike Rotch and his mom. "I am going to have to call my cousin, Seamore Butts!" said Mike Rotch.
When Seamore Butts arrived, he to a look at Harry Dickman. "I see the problem!" said Butts,
"He has the… SEVENTH SENSE!"
"What's that, Seamore Butts?" asked Mrs. Dickman. "The Seventh Sense is a power given only to
really messed up kids like yours!" said Mike Rotch. "Did you call me a really messed up kid?!? F**k you, @$$hole!"
Shouted Harry. Harry kicked Mike Rotch in the balls and hit Seamore Butts in the head with an empty bowl.
He took a fork and stabbed Mike in the eyes with it. Butts got up and pulled a gun on Mrs. Dickman.
"Don't move or the lady gets it, you messed up physco!" shouted Butts. Harry didn't know what to do.
I know, I'll use the Seventh Sense he thought. At that moment he got up and got a bowl of cereal.
He ate it with a fork. While he was eating, he heard a loud bang from the living room. His mother was dead.
The two Doctors left and Harry ate cereal. He then moved to a foster home and ate nothing but cereal.
He became anorexic and died when he was 19.
The End
Once upon a time a boy was born with an unusual power. He could eat cereal with a fork! Every morning,
he would have a bowl of Fruit Loops and eat it with a FORK! His mother thought this was very unusual so she called
Dr. Mike Rotch to take a look at him. The boy, Harry Dickman, asked, "Mommy, when do I get to meet Mike Rotch?"
Mrs. Dickman replied "Right now!" All of a sudden, the doorbell rang. In came Mike Rotch.
"So, who here is Harry Dickman?" he asked. "I am! I am!" shouted Harry.
Mike Rotch watched as Harry ate a bowl of cereal with a fork. When he was done, he walked over to
Mike Rotch and his mom. "I am going to have to call my cousin, Seamore Butts!" said Mike Rotch.
When Seamore Butts arrived, he to a look at Harry Dickman. "I see the problem!" said Butts,
"He has the… SEVENTH SENSE!"
"What's that, Seamore Butts?" asked Mrs. Dickman. "The Seventh Sense is a power given only to
really messed up kids like yours!" said Mike Rotch. "Did you call me a really messed up kid?!? F**k you, @$$hole!"
Shouted Harry. Harry kicked Mike Rotch in the balls and hit Seamore Butts in the head with an empty bowl.
He took a fork and stabbed Mike in the eyes with it. Butts got up and pulled a gun on Mrs. Dickman.
"Don't move or the lady gets it, you messed up physco!" shouted Butts. Harry didn't know what to do.
I know, I'll use the Seventh Sense he thought. At that moment he got up and got a bowl of cereal.
He ate it with a fork. While he was eating, he heard a loud bang from the living room. His mother was dead.
The two Doctors left and Harry ate cereal. He then moved to a foster home and ate nothing but cereal.
He became anorexic and died when he was 19.
The End