And Then There Was Nicholas pt3
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ or BMW
A/N:
The parody of the BMW episode ends at the end of this chapter. Anything that
follows is stuff I made up.
Quote
of the day: "Say uncle! Oh that's right you killed my uncle!" ~ Drucilla from
Buffy
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"There's nobody
else in here, is there?" Gohan asked. They all looked behind, nobody. They
turned back in relief and the guy in scary costume ran by.
"Alright, how do
you explain this?" Videl asked.
"Easy, the death
of the janitor signifies the end of the last of the obvious suspects, just like
in the cold classic, "The Last Of The Obvious Suspects"." Nicholas
concluded.
"That would
mean..." Natalie started.
"DUN, DUN
DUUUUUUNN!" Goten said.
"The killer is one
of us." Gohan finished.
"Like in "The
Killer's One Of Us"." Nicholas offered.
"DUN, DUN
DUUUUUUNN!" Goten said again.
"Enough already!" Videl
snapped. Nicholas and Gohan eyed her suspiciously.
"What, do we upset
you?" Nicholas said raising an eyebrow.
"Yes!" Videl
replied.
"Upset you enough
to kill?" Gohan asked.
"DUN, DUN
DUUUUUUNN………DUN, DUN!" Goten said.
"Ok, I think we
need to face it everybody, one of us, is a crazy, psychopathic, MURDERER. The
question is, which one of us is it?" Gohan said. Natalie gave the evil eye to
Gohan, Nicholas and Videl looked at each other suspiciously and Trunks looked
at Goten funny as Goten was licking his thumb.
"Look none of us
is the killer, there has to be somebody else in here, and there has to be
another way out. Somebody has to find a way out." Videl said.
"Fine. I'll do it.
I'm the oldest." Goten replied.
"Actually, I'm the
oldest." Trunks retorted.
"Yeah, but I've
lived the longest." Goten said as Trunks rolled his eyes.
"Ok, you can be
the one." Trunks said.
"Alright, so you
know, what just happened here?" Goten asked, confused.
"You get to stay
out here all by yourself." Gohan smiled.
"Oh good." Goten
replied.
"Good luck."
"Thanks man."
Goten said as everyone patted him on the back and went back inside the
classroom and shut the door. Goten suddenly turned around and saw a redheaded
girl. They both screamed.
"Excuse me!" She said.
Goten yelled.
"Killer, killer,
you're the killer, and I know you're going to tell me you're not the killer,
and because you're beautiful you think I'm going to believe you but, I'm not.
It's just like that movie, "Killer, Killer, You're The Killer". And I
know you're going to tell me that..." Goten said.
"I'm not the
killer." She said reassuringly.
"Oh good." Goten
said grabbing her, pushing her against the locker and kissing her neck.
"You, see um, I'm
a new student here, and I was in study hall, and got locked in, I've been so
frightened. You are very friendly aren't you?" She asked. Goten stopped kissing
her and put on the Son Grin™.
"Friendly, enough
to keep you safe from the bad, bad, killer man. Hi, Son Goten. And you are?"
Goten asked putting out a hand for her to shake.
"Alyson Lee
Hannigan." Alyson replied. (Ya know, Willow from Buffy the Vampire Slayer!)
"Such a beautiful
name, can I call you Aly?" Goten asked.
"Everyone does."
Alyson replied. Everyone in the classroom looked out at Goten and Alyson.
"She doesn't look
like the killer type to me." Trunks commented.
"Me neither, I am
however less sure about Goten." Gohan said.
"Don't assume,
it's always the one you think can't be the killer." Nicholas said. They all
walked out.
"You can hang out
with us, Aly." Gohan said.
"Yeah, as long as
we all hang out together, we'll all be safe." Videl said. A phone rang and
Alyson screamed. Natalie looked at her and screamed.
"I'm sorry,
you..." Alyson said.
"Yes girl,"
Natalie said snapping her fingers. "I am the screamer around here." Trunks went
to answer the phone.
"Hello?" He
answered.
"Do you like scary
movies? What's your favourite?" The guy on the phone asked.
"Ooo, Ok! Well I
like that one with that hotty, hot, hot from Buffy the Vampire Slayer!" Trunks
said.
"Sarah Michelle
Gellar?" Alyson asked.
"Duh!" Goten
replied.
"Guys we can use
this phone to help us." Gohan said.
"That's a great
idea because when we found out who the killer is," Goten said taking the phone
from Trunks and pulling it out from the phone booth. "We can hit 'em with
this………DUN, DUN DUUUUUN!!" Goten said as the phone started ringing. He put it
to his ear.
"Hello? Oh
hey…it's the killer! Ah huh! Ah huh!" Goten said making a movement with his
hand to say that he talks too much. "Yeah...alrighty...Ba bye! Whew, on and
on."
"Well, what did he
say? Was he mad?" Gohan asked.
"He said what all
killer's say, he wants to come here, he wants to kill us, he wants us to wait
right here." Goten said casually. Everyone ran but Goten came back to put phone
back and check for change and then ran. They ran into the library.
"You know I don't
trust this Alyson Lee Hannigan anymore than I can throw her." Videl said to
Natalie.
"I know. We don't know
anything about her do we?" Natalie responded. Meanwhile Goten and Trunks were
checking out the place.
"This school
doesn't have a library in our time." Goten said.
"Everyday is a new
adventure isn't it?" Trunks asked.
"Alright
everybody, as much as this goes against my horror movie instincts, I think we
should split up, that way the killer can't get to us all at once." Nicholas
said. Gohan and Alyson walked off together.
"You know, I don't
understand why anyone would do this to us, I mean we're good kids. Why? For
what reason?" Gohan asked. Videl walked pass them and saw them together.
"Hey, hey, we're
all scared, but you know what, don't worry, we'll get out of this." Alyson said
kissing Gohan on the cheek. Gohan blushed. Alyson looked around and fifteen
books fall on her. She screamed as the killer ran away.
"Aly!! Oh! I'll
save you!" Goten said rushing over to her.
"Oh, it's too
late, but I think I know who the killer is." Alyson said.
"Save your breath,
Aly, There'll be plenty of time for that later." Goten said.
"Goten, I'm
dying."
"Oh, right ok, um
maybe you should tell me now."
"I caught a
glimpse of the killer, just before the books hit me. The killer is..." Goten
looked up and saw books falling on top of him too. Gohan and Trunks arrive to
see Goten and Alyson dead.
"Goten!" Trunks
said pointing to him. "Aly!" Pointed to her. "Goten, oh he was my friend, my
roommate. I didn't really know her. He paid half the rent, now I can't afford
to live in my apartment anymore. Wait if I can't afford to live in my apartment
anymore, then I don't want to live." Trunks said running to the window. Natalie
ran after him.
"Wait!! You're the
President of CC!! You can buy a new house!" Natalie exclaimed.
"Oh, yeah, ok,
let's go back inside now, Thanks." Trunks said as the killer pushed the both of
them out the window.
"NATALIEEEEEEE!!
Wait a sec…she died!! That means…I'm gonna kill the guy who got there first!!"
Nicholas screamed in anguish. "Ok, I know I was wrong before, but I really,
really think guy's the killer." Gohan, Videl and Nicholas surrounded him.
"Why are you doing
this to us?" Gohan yelled. The killer walked up to Gohan and Videl and put
their hands together. Nicholas walked up to the killer and took his mask off
revealing…Nicholas. Nicholas was the killer.
"Nicholas?!" Gohan
exclaimed. Suddenly Nicholas woke up in detention. "Nicholas!!"
"GOHAN!" Nicholas
said relieved.
"You fell asleep,
Roberts is looking at you like he's going to kill you." Gohan said, Mr Roberts
was glaring daggers at Nicholas tapping his fingers on the desk.
"No, he's not the
killer, I am." Nicholas said.
"What?" Gohan
asked, confused.
"Mr. Roberts, you
can let everyone else go, it's not their fault we're in detention. It's mine."
Nicholas said.
"How do you figure
that?" Mr Roberts asked.
"Well, Gohan and
Videl aren't together anymore." Nicholas replied as Natalie came and put her
arm around his waist.
"Yes, I know, I
too read Teen beat, Mr Summers." Mr Roberts said.
"And I guess I've
been taking it pretty hard, and I'm sorry I disrupted the class and killed
everyone, but I think I know why I did it." Nicholas concluded with a smile.
"Pray tell." Mr
Roberts said.
"You guys were
good together and you split up for the worst reason EVER!! I kinda felt it was
my fault since I couldn't fix it."
"Dude, you're not
responsible for this." Gohan said.
"What do you
mean?" Nicholas asked.
"This isn't your
fault." Videl replied.
"Something bad
happened Mr Summers, but for the very first time you're not responsible." Mr
Roberts said.
"How come I feel
so bad?" Nicholas asked.
"Well, because
you're a troubled young man, I recognize that from the movie, "A Troubled
Young Man"…You may all go, it's obvious that you have suffered enough." Mr
Roberts said. As the others left, Natalie hung back with Nicholas.
"Are you ok babe?"
She asked.
"I have to fix
this." Nicholas replied. Natalie smiled with a gleam in her eye. "You have a
plan?"
"Indeed. Although
I'm gonna have to call in a lot of favours. The prom before graduation is in
two weeks…what better way to rekindle their relationship then at the prom."
"So, we do the
beta gamma plan again? It's so old!"
"It's a classic
Nick. I'm positive it'll work."
End of this part…
So, will Natalie's plan work? Will Gohan and Videl get back together? I think you know the answer…do I dare mess with the forces of DBZ again? Find out next time!!