Yay! I finally got the sequel out! hugs herself I knew I could do it! All it took was three chocolate chip muffins, two cans of Mountain Dew, 4 fudge brownies, and a bag of M&M's. MWAHAHAHAHA!!! EXTREME HYPERNESS! For those of you that didn't read my first plotless fic. GO READ IT NOW! AND REVIEW IT FOR KRISSAKE! For those of you that did, good for you. You've come back for more punishment. For anybody that failed to read the warning in the summary this fic contains YAOI which means there are GAY people in it so HOMOPHOBIC people should stay away. quarter of the people leave the room Are they gone yet? Good. Let's move on.
Relena walks into the scene. Cherry Blossom takes a big stick and bashes her into the ground numerous times.
Cherry Blossom: DIEEEE PIECECRAP! DIEEEEEEEEEE!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
In other words this fic contains Relena bashing. So all Relena lovers should leave the fic now. Three people leave the room Does that take care of everything? Oh yeah.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own the G-Boyz, dammit.
Right. Let's get on with the fic.
The Incredible Plotless Fic-Part Deux
Otherwise known as Let's all wreck the Winner Mansion again.
It was yet another typical day at the (rebuilt, refurnished and redecorated) Winner Mansion. All the G-Boyz were in the living room watching t.v. Well… only Duo and Wufei were actually watching the t.v. Trowa and Quatre were making out on the couch and Heero was still playing that stupid game on his laptop.
Heero: HAHAHAHA! Another Kwashorkian space fortress bites the dust! I am sooo good.
Er—yeah whatever. So, all in all it looked like it would turn out to be a quiet evening for the Boyz. (cue crappy suspense music) Or was it?
Trowa: (lifts his head from Quatre's neck) You should know. You're the one writing this thing.
Uh…well…just…look I'm creating suspense, okay?
Trowa: Not much.
Quatre: There's suspense Trowa. Can't you hear the crappy music?
ARRRGH! JUST SHUT UP ALL OF YOU AND LET ME WRITE!
Quatre: Eep!
Trowa: Don't worry little one. I'll protect you.
Quatre: Oh Trowa. glomps him
sigh Let's move on. Duo was watching his favorite t.v. show, "Who Want's To Be A Gazillionaire?" Wufei hated the show but he was enduring it because it made Duo happy and when Duo was happy, Wufei got lucky. Very lucky.
T.V.Regis: Here's our next contestant, Miss Sue-Anne Jones from Alabama. Sue-Anne are you ready to play?
Sue-Anne: Yeah!
Regis: Here's your first question. For 100 dollars, what is your name? Is it a) Sue-Anne Smith, b) Sue-Anne Jones, c) Sue-Anne Tiddely or d) Samantha-Elizabeth Dipsydork
Sue-Anne: Ummm…
Regis: Sue-Anne?
Sue-Anne: I knew this yesterday….
Regis: You do have three lifelines at your disposal.
Sue-Anne: That's right. Can I phone a friend?
Regis: Certainly. Who would you like to call?
Sue-Anne: My boyfriend Steve.
Regis: Let's have AT&T get Steve on the phone.
ring, ring
Steve: Hello?
Regis: Hello, Steve?
Steve: Yes?
Regis: This is Regis from "Who Wants to be a Gazillionaire?"
Steve: Oh hi Regis. I love your show.
Regis: Thanks. We have Sue-Anne here and she needs your help with a question.
Steve: I'll do my best.
Regis: Sue-Anne, you have 30 seconds.
Sue-Anne: Steve what is my name? Is it a) Sue-Anne Smith, b) Sue-Anne Jones, c) Sue Anne Tiddely or d) Samantha-Elizabeth Dipsydork.
Steve: Gee…ummm…I'd have to say d) but I'm only guessing.
Regis: Time's up Sue-Anne. Do you have an answer?
Sue-Anne: I'm gonna go with Steve on this one and say d).
Regis: Final answer?
Sue-Anne: Final answer.
dramatic pause
Regis: Oh I'm sorry Sue-Anne but that was the wrong answer. The correct answer is b) Sue-
Anne Jones.
Wufei: This show is stupid. It is dishonorable to watch such baka onna's and onnakos try to win money.
Duo: Aww come on Wu-chan. It's fun.
Duo crawls into Wufei's lap. Wufei decides that the show isn't that bad. A couple of minutes later the doorbell rings. silence Ahem, I said THE DOORBELL RINGS. more silence What is going on here? Where is my sound effects person?
Matteo: Ummm…I've been meaning to speak to you about that. He kinda quit.
WHAT!!
Matteo: Well…remember he said he wasn't going to work for you anymore unless you gave him a raise?
NO!!
Matteo: I knew there was something I forgot to tell you.
ARRRRRGH!! Fine. I will do the sound effects myself. ding dong
Heero: That was a pretty pathetic attempt to sound like a doorbell.
JUST ANSWER THE DOOR!
Heero: Okay, okay. Sheesh. Don't get so excited.
deep breath Right. So Heero, seeing that Trowa and Quatre were busy and Wufei and Duo were now starting to get busy as well decided that he would have to answer the door.
Heero: opens the door Yeah, what do you want?
Outside stands a rather familiar looking pizza delivery man.
Heero: Do I know you?
Pizza Delivery Man: Umm…no.
Heero: Oh. Well what do you want?
Pizza Delivery Man: Er—large cheese pizza for Heero Yuy?
Heero: frowns I didn't order a pizza.
Pizza Delivery Man: Really? I've got the address written right here…
Duo, upon hearing the word "cheese" leaps out of Wufei's lap and runs to the front door.
Duo: PIZZA!! grabs the box and runs away laughing hysterically
Heero: blinks Riight. Well I guess I'll have to take it now. How much do I owe you?
Pizza Delivery Man: Er—twelve dollars.
Heero: Are you sure I don't know you?
Pizza Delivery Man: I'm sure we never met, Heeeeero.
Heero frowned again. That voice. It almost sounds like…
Heero: AHHHHH!!! RELENA!!
Relena: Oh pooh! You saw through my disguise.
Heero tries to slam the door on the Peacecrap but it has already gotten inside.
Heero: Omeo o korosu!
Heero reaches into spandex space and pulls out…nothing.
Heero: Hey! What happened to my gun?
Matteo: Yeah, I've been meaning to tell you about that. The censorship board came by yesterday and confiscated all the weapons.
WHAT!!!?
Heero: WHAT!!?
Matteo: Yeah. They said that we were promoting violence to impressionable young people.
Wufei: INJUSTICE!
Heero: So now what do we do? Peacecrap is inside the house!
Umm…stall?
Relena: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
All the gundam pilots fall to the ground clutching their ears and writhing with pain.
Relena: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
The gundam pilots fall unconscious from the ultra painful sonic waves the Peacecrap is emitting. Peacecrap laughs and ties Heero to a chair. Then she takes all the other pilots and locks them in another room.
Relena: Now I have you Heero.
Heero: awakens, groans Oh my achin' head. realizes what has happened Smeg! The Peacecrap has me!
Relena: Would you like to kiss me Heero?
Heero: NO! tries to wiggle out of the rope
Relena: Struggle all you like, you'll never undo that knot. I was a Girl Scout you know.
Heero: blinks YOU were a Girl Scout?
Relena: offended Of course.
Meanwhile, in the other room…
Quatre: We've got to get out of here! Just think of what the Peacecrap could be doing to my house.
Trowa: And Heero.
Quatre: Him too.
Back in the living room…
Relena: Make love to me Heero.
Heero: Okay, but you have to untie me first.
Relena: Okay. unties him
Heero: HAHAHA! I'M FREE!! FREE I TELL YOU!!!
Relena: Um..Heero?
Heero: KISAMA! takes a poker from the fireplace and chases Relena around the room with it DIEEEE ONNA!
Relena: AAAAAHHHHH!!!
Heero smashes all of Quatre's furniture trying to get Relena who is surprisingly a very fast runner.
Meanwhile in the other room…
Quatre: What going on out there? I hear stuff breaking…I SAID I HEAR STUFF BREAKING!!
Huh? Oh yeah. CRASH, SMASH, CRACK
Quatre: If that was my new ming vase I am going to be very VERY upset.
Duo: Look on the bright side. At least we still have this. holds up the pizza box
Quatre: Yeah! Pizza!
Trowa: Let's eat.
Duo opens the pizza box to reveal…nothing.
Trowa: Peacecrap ate the whole pizza!
Duo: lower lip trembles No pizza for Duo? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Wufei: INJUSTICE!! YOU HAVE MADE MY DU-CHAN CRY!!! NOW YOU SHALL PAY ONNA!!! takes out his katana
Quatre: Hey! How come Wufei is allowed to have his katana but we can't have guns?
Matteo: Religious artifact.
Wufei slices the door in two and rushes into the living room. The others follow close behind.
Quatre: looks at the wreckage LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO MY HOUSE B****!!
Everyone stops, shocked by Quatre's language.
Quatre: What? I can swear you know. I said crap in the very fist episode.
Heero: That's right. You did say that.
Relena, seeing that everyone has forgotten about her for the moment, makes a break for the door. Wufei notices her and steps in front of her before she can get there.
Wufei: Oh no you don't onna. You shall die for making my koi cry. swings his katana and slices the Peacecrap in two
Peacecrap's blood spills out onto the floor. All of a sudden it begins to bubble and burn through the expensive Turkish carpet Quatre had just bought.
Heero: Don't touch her blood. It's pure acid!
Quatre: MY CARPET!
Duo: Thank you Wu-chan. Aishitero.
Wufei: blushes You're welcome.
Duo: I'm still hungry.
Wufei: Let's go for pizza.
Duo: Yeah!!
Heero: I'm in.
Trowa: I wanna come. What about you, Quatre?
Quatre: sobs My house. My poor house. Why me?
Trowa: You can stay at my house tonight Quatre. Later on we can…whispers in Quatre's ear
Quatre: nosebleeds Okay.
Duo: who was eavesdropping Hey Wu-chan! Can we do that too?
Wufei: faints
Duo: Wu-chan? Are you okay? Wu-chan?
THE END
Well, whatcha think? REVIEW!! Was it totally pointless? I know, I know. Cliché! But I can't think of anything original right now. REVIEW!!! And for all you people who like Sailor Moon and haven't given me a review on Chapter Two of Dawn's Early Light, REVIEW!!! And give me ideas for a third. Ja ne!!! REVIEW!!