4:53 PM 6/11/01
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the week: It's amazing what one can do when one doesn't know what one can't
do- Garfield the cat
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: Hi! We're back With Vegeta and Goku!
Dumb Veggie: (sitting on Goku's lap) Thhpt! Haha!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops)
Goku: (happily) There there little buddy. (pats Vegeta on the head)
Chuquita: Maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all.
Goku: I dunno, I kinda like him this way. Hey little buddy, lookit me! (blows Vegeta a raspberry)
Dumb Veggie: (blows a raspberry back)
(both laugh)
Chuquita: Oh-kay, it's offical. This WAS a bad idea.
Dumb Veggie: (pulls on his ears & puffs up his cheeks) Oooh ooh ahh! (continues making monkey
noises)
Goku: (to Vegeta) Yeah, I like King Kong movies too.
Chuquita: *sigh* Hoo-boy.
Dumb Veggie: Oooh ooh OOH!
Summary: Vegeta & Goku have journeyed to "Dummy Falls", the canyon range Goku fell off of
when he was a baby, to spar. Unfortuanetly, Vegeta accidently slips, causing him to fall into
the canyon & smack his head on way the down. Now he finds his brain & common sense slowly
deteriorating. Will he find a way to stop it before he ends up dumber than "Kakarrot"? Will
Bulma be able to find a way to reverse this?
Goku: If not, I can always keep him as a pet. (parental tone) Right little Veggie?
Dumb Veggie: (wildly shakes his head no)
Chuquita: Well, whadda ya know, maybe he's not so dumb after all.
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" WILL YOU BE QUIET!!! " Goku hissed as Mirai Trunks continued to scream up at the
sky; then said more calmly, " It's not going to help us find Vegeta at all. "
Mirai looked up at Goku with big saucer-pan eyes, still on his knees, " It isn't? "
" No, not really. " Goku answered, then stuck his fingers in his ears, " I think you
broke several sound barriers though. "
" So, where do you think Toussan went anyway? " Mirai said as they stared out onto the
city.
Goku shrugged.
" Well, if you were a dum, hungry sayiajin prince, where would you be? " Mirai said.
" OOH OOH OOH! " Goku waved his hand in the air as though he were in school, " PICK ME
PICK ME!! "
Mirai sweatdropped, " Goku? "
" I'd be at the river eating _FISHHHHHH_ " he grinned.
" Son-San, Vegeta doesn't even like fish. " Mirai exclaimed.
" But I'm hungry! " Goku whined.
" We have to look for Toussan first! " Mirai complained as Goku grabbed his arm.
" We will, at the RIVER! " Goku put his two fingers on his forehead.
" GOKU NO! "
" Here fishy fishy fishies! " Goku said as he stared into the river. Mirai stood behind
him with an indiffernet look on his face.
" Goku, I'm not sure you're really serious about finding Toussan. "
" Of course I a-AHHH!!! " Goku shrieked, jumping back.
" Wha? What is it? " Mirai ran up to him.
" The, the, the FISH! THEY'RE GONE!!! ALL OF THEM! GONE!!! " Goku felt tears well up
in his eyes. He stuck his head under the water, which was now completely empty, " WHAT HAPPENED
TO THEM!! "
Mirai glanced downstream at a pile giant fish skeletons, " I'm not sure you wanna know. "
" WHO WOULD DO SUCH A HORRIBLE THING TRUNKS! WHO!!! " Goku shook Mirai by the shoulders.
Mirai's eyes quickly lept to a figure rushing towards them, " SON GOKU LOOK OUT!!! "
" Huh? " Goku turned to the left, then screamed as he felt something knock him to the
ground. Goku shook his head, then looked up to come face to face with..himself?, " What the? "
Goku stared up at the grinning figure still standing on him wearing one of Goku's gi's, his
extra set of boots, and had his hair gelled up in the same manner as the now confused saiyajin.
" Ve, ve, Vegeta?! " Goku gawked, " Why are you wearing my clothes??? "
" Hahahaha! " he laughed maniacally, " I'm Kaka-chan! "
" No you're NOT! I'm Kaka-cha..I mean, Kakarrotto. " Goku said staring at Vegeta with an
odd expression on his face.
" Me too! " Vegeta nodded as Goku glanced at Vegeta's watch, which now read 60.
" TOUSSAN! " Mirai smiled, helping Vegeta up, " Oh Toussan I'm so glad we found you!
Now we can go back to Capsule Corp and get you back to normal. Well, normal for you, anyway. "
" I'm Kaka-chan! " Vegeta grinned as Goku picked him up.
" Of course you are. " he said in a comforting voice. Goku looked at Mirai & rolled his
eyes.
" PUT ME DOWN! I'm fishing! " Vegeta yelled then pointed to the fish-skeletons, " See! "
Goku's pupils widened, " My...FISH!! " he stared at the skeletons, then grabbed Vegeta,
" WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! YOU CAN'T EAT _ALL_ THE FISH! IF YOU DO THAT THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO SPAWN
AND MAKE MORE FOOD, err, FISH FOR ME AND MY FAMILY!!! "
" I like _FISH_ " Vegeta mused.
" VEGETA!! " Goku cried, " YOU ATE NEARLY ALL THE FISH IN THIS RIVER!!! "
" I'm NOT Vegeta! YOU are! " he said.
" Nani?! " Goku raised an eyebrow as he watched Vegeta skip off, then do several
pirorettes & dive into the river.
" Oh my... " Trunks gulped as Goku ran to the river's edge, only to see his extra gi &
boots float to the surface.
" Vuh Vegeta?? " Goku said, staring down into the river, " This isn't funny. "
" WHEE!! " a giant fish lept out of the water, Vegeta on it's back wearing a familiar
pair of boxers.
" Trunks...he's wearing my underpants! " Goku exclaimed, blushing, " I feel so violated."
" NOBODY VIOLATES SON-SAN WHILE "I'M" AROUND! " Mirai shouted at the audience.
Goku stared at Trunks, confused, " Who are you talking to? "
" Nobody. " Mirai said, turning away. He glanced up, then shrieked as the gigantic fish
fell down upon him, " Ohhhhhh, my back. "
" HIIIII!!!! " Vegeta said in the same perky tone Goku usually used. He hopped off the
fish, " Hungry little buddy? " he smiled at Goku, who was busy looking the huge fish up & down.
::I can't believe it. I've NEVER seen any fish around here THIS big::, he thought to
himself as he continued to drool at the sight of the fish, " WOW Vedge, you're the GREATEST! "
Goku squealed as he sunk his teeth into the fish, then felt himself bite down on nothing. He
opened his eyes to see Vegeta stick the whole fish into his mouth, then pull it back out,
revealing nothing but a skeleton. Goku stood there in amazement, then clapped.
" Wassa matter, you thought that was yours? " he asked as Goku grabbed his empty stomach
& nodded sadly. Vegeta reached into the river & pulled out a fish 2X the size of the previous
one, " THIS one is YOURS! "
Goku's eyes sparkled with delight, " Oh great mother of mercy! " he rushed over to the
fish, " It's beautiful!! THANKS VE-- " Vegeta looked at him inquizzitively, " --err,
"Kaka-chan"! " Goku corrected himself, then began to stuff his face.
Mirai Trunks got to his feet, " Ohhhhh, wha happened? "
" Veggie got COOL! That's what! " Goku grinned, then burped, " HE CAUGHT ME THE BIGGEST
FISH IN THE RIVER! And he's never even fished before in his life! " he held up Vegeta, " Are you
sure that hit on the head made him dummer? I think it made him even SMARTER! "
" Let's just take him home okay? And don't let him out of your sight! " Mirai said as
Goku grabbed his hand & teleported the 3 of them back to the living room.
" Powerpuff girls help! Mojo Jojo's destroying the city! " the voice on TV said as Bura
sat on the couch eating popcorn.
" Yeah! Get him! Kick his butt! " Bura cheered on, then stopped as 3 figures appeared in
front of her. The 9year old grinned, " Mr. Goten's Daddy! Torunksu! " she said happily as she
bounced off the couch, then noticed Vegeta, " What happened to Toussan? "
" Bura I'll explain later, I have to go tell Mom we found him okay? " Mirai said, then
ran to the lab, leaving Bura, Goku, & Vegeta standing there.
Goku heard a large roar from inside his stomach. He glanced at Vegeta, then at Bura,
then back at Vegeta again, " Uh, Bura, I'm still hungry, would you mind watching Vegeta for
a couple minutes. " Goku said, eyeing up the refridgerator.
" Oh-kay. " Bura smiled as Goku set Vegeta down & made a mad rush for the fridge.
" Oh! By the way, he hasn't been himself lately so just play along with him until Bulma
gets here! " Goku said, then opened the door to the large, Capsule Corp refridgerator, " I'm
back my sweet, " he sighed, grabbing gobs of food out of the fridge, " Didja miss me? "
Bura sat there next to Vegeta, who rubbed her hair squngie between his fingers,
" Pretty. " he said, his watch beeping 55.
" Do you like my hair squngie Toussan? " Bura giggled.
" Hai! "
" Well, I could get you one so your hair'll look pretty too. " she smiled sweetly at
him. Vegeta nodded stupidly as Bura grabbed his hand & ran upstairs to her room, then closed
the door behind her.
" Ahh, " Goku layed on his back on the kitchen table, his stomach now bulging out from
under his gi, " Thou hath no bigger fridge than Capsule Corperation! " he smiled, then glanced
down the hallway to the living room, which was now as empty as the refridgerator, " OH NO! "
Goku said, " Vegeta's gone! And Bura's gone too! " he shrieked, then quickly glanced down at
his stomach, which was now back to it's original size, " Wow, I'll never figure out how I do
it. " he said in wonder, " Maybe I'll ask Vegeta, if I ever find him again. "
" Oh WOW Toussan! You look so pretty! " Bura giggled as she stood next to her masterpiece
, both of them staring into the mirror in front of them, " You've NEVER let me do this before,
I bet you musta won a fight with Mr. Goten's Daddy or somethin. " she grinned.
*Beep**Beep*!
Bura looked around for the sign of the noise. Her eyes rested upon the watch Vegeta was
now wearing, " 53? What's 53 mean? " she scratched her head, then took the watch off & tossed
it over her shoulder into a pile of stuffed animals, " It clashed with your outfit anyways. "
Bura shrugged, then put a pink bracelet in place of the watch, " There, now THAT'S style! " the
little girl grinned.
" Hey Bura! " Chibi Trunks stuck his head in the doorway, " Mom says you have to--YIPE! "
he erked at Vegeta, " Umm, Bura, who's that? " he said, shakily.
" Silly Chibi, that's Toussan! " Bura pointed to Vegeta, who waved at Chibi stupidly.
" ... " Chibi's jaw hung down, " MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!! " he
screamed at the top of his lungs as he ran downstairs in a panic, " MOM!!! TOUSSAN'S WEARING A
DRESS!!! "
Bura put her hands on her hips, then turned to Vegeta, who had a confused look on his
face, " Don't worry about him. He's just jealous. I think you look cute! "
" Cute? "
" Yeah! Like ME! " Bura put her pointer fingers on her cheeks & smiled sweetly, then
grabbed a video camera out of her toybox & turned it on, " Come on Toussan! Let's play model!"
" Mo-del? "
" Hai! It's fun! "
" ...Oh-kay! "
" AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! " Chibi Trunks ran careening down the staircase as Goku was on his
way up. The tall saiyajin grabbed the boy by his collar.
" Hey Trunks, what the matter? " he said happily as Chibi continued to shake.
" Bura...Toussan...pink...scared for life!.... " Chibi gasped, out of breath.
" Uhm, maybe I should go check it out. "
" ...Mother... "
" Yeah, you go tell Bulma all about it. " Goku smiled, patting him on the back.
" But, she'll never believe me! Come to think of it, she never does believe me. " he
said, catching his breath. Chibi smirked, " In fact, I could probably use that to my advantage.."
he snickered mischiveously, " Thanks Mr. Son! " Chibi Trunks said, then made his way downstairs
to his own room, closed the door & hung a "hazard" sign on the doorknob.
" He's such a nice kid. " Goku said innocently as he walked by Bura's room, then felt
a familiar ki & stopped, " Bura? Is Vegeta in there with you? " he called as Vegeta & Bura,
still with the camera in her hand, turned towards the door.
" Hey Toussan, it's Mr. Goten's Daddy! " Bura said, " Let's go say hi! "
" Hi! " Vegeta waved at the door.
Bura sweatdropped, " NO Toussan, not yet! " she said, then walked up to the door, " It's
open Mr. Goten's Daddy! " she called as Goku turned the knob on the door & flung it open.
" Hey Bura, hey Ve--AHH!! " Goku shrieked as he set eyes on Vegeta, who was now wearing
a puffy pink dress, his hair up in two pigtails, pink stockings and two of Bura's old ballet
slippers, " ...uh, nice...dress. " he said uneasily to Vegeta, who still had the big Son smile
on his face. Goku grabbed Bura & pulled her off to the side.
" Bura, what are you doing? " he said.
" You're too close to the lens Mr. Goten's Daddy, you'll be all blurry when we watch
the video if you don't back up! " she whined.
" Sure! " Goku said, doing just that, " How's this? "
" Perfect! "
" Hey everybody out there in TV Land! Wanna see me flip my eyelids inside out? " Goku
asked the camera.
" Eeew gross! " Bura said in disqust, then turned to Vegeta, who was staring at Goku,
bewildered.
" This is Mr. Goten's Daddy Toussan. You remember him don'tcha! " she asked Vegeta.
" I'm cute! "
" Yah... " Bura sweatdropped, " You know Mr. Goten's Daddy. He's Gohan & Goten's father.
He's "Kakarrotto". "
Vegeta narrowed his eyes at Goku, then grinned & hugged him, " KAKA-CHAN! "
" I'm Kakarrot. "
" Kaka-chan! "
" Kakarrot. "
" Kaka-chan! "
" Fine! I'm Kaka-chan! "
" Goku! "
Goku sighed in defeat, then lifted his head up, " Waitaminute, did he just call me
Goku? "
" I think so, " Bura said, the tape continuing to roll, " I have it on film, we can
go back & find it later. "
" Cool! " Goku said happily.
" I love you Kaka-chan! " he sighed.
" Aww, isn't that nice. Like something out of a Disney Movie. " Goku rubbed him on the
head, " ...can you let go of me now Vedge-head, I need to use the-- " he glanced at Bura & her
video camera, " "potty". I have to go take a p--uh, leek. "
" But Kaka-chan! " Vegeta whined.
" I have to GO! " Goku said, trying to block out the running water in the kitchen, " Uh,
how'about this, I'll be back later. "
" Later? " he said with big saucer-pan eyes.
" Soon! " Goku cried.
" K! " Vegeta let go as Goku zipped into the bathroom & slammed the door, what followed
was a tinkling noise that lasted for almost 10 minutes.
" Wow, you'd think he let loose Niagra Falls in there. " Bura said in amazement as she
& Vegeta stood in a vigil, waiting for Goku to come out, " I bet it was the fish. "
" I caught Kaka-chan fish! " Vegeta said, proudly, sticking his head in front of the
camera, " A really BIG fish! "
" Err, that's nice Toussan. " Bura scratched her head, " I, think. "
" *Whew* " Goku sighed as he washed his hands in the bathroom, " Much better. " he said,
then opened the door slightly to reveal two pairs of eyes staring at him.
" Hi Mr. Goten's Daddy! "
" Hi Kaka-chan! "
Goku quickly shut the door again, " Oh-kay, I'll just leave the other way. " he said,
teleporting himself to the couch in the living room. He glanced to his right to see another
figure teleport next to him.
" Vegeta?! " Goku said, " When did you learn how to use instant transmission. "
" When I busy being you earlier. " he answered, smiling.
" ...right. Would you mind-- "
" *DINGDONG* "
" I'LL GET IT! " Vegeta shouted in a perky voice as he pranced over to the front door &
opened it.
" Goku is one of your gi's is in the river.... " Piccolo stopped, then looked downward to
see Vegeta waving up at him, still in the puffy pink dress & pigtails, " ...umm, I'm going, to,
uh, be, going now. " he said, backing away from the door, " Goku, if you need anything, like a
straightjacket or you know, just, err, call me. I thought I would just let you know about the,
gi and, well, bye. "
" Name-chan's stupid! " Vegeta laughed.
" Name-chan? " Piccolo said, confused.
" Name-chan's a stupid baka coward! " Vegeta said.
" WHY YOU!!! " Piccolo shouted from a distance, then powered up. Goku ran over to where
Vegeta was standing.
" PICCOLO HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S SAYING!! " Goku shouted, " He hasn't been himself
lately. "
Piccolo glanced at Vegeta, who was now, unbeknownst to Goku, trying to braid his tall
friend's spiky black hair.
" Yeah, that's apparent. " Piccolo snorted.
" Really! He's hit his head and his mind is slowly, umm, rotting away. " Goku explained.
" Uh, Goku? " Piccolo said, pointing to Vegeta, who was now tieing a big floppy pink
bow to hold up the braid he had just made in Goku's hair.
" What? " Goku looked over his shoulder to see the bow.
" Now Kaka-chan's pretty too! Just like me & Bura. " Goku pulled the bow out of his hair
& tossed it over his shoulder.
Piccolo smiled, " He's finally lost it, hasn't he? "
" Well, actually-- " Goku started, taking Vegeta's wrist, then gasped, " THE WATCH! IT'S
GONE! "
" Watch??? "
" YES VEGETA! THE WATCH! WHERE IS IT! " Goku exclaimed.
" Watch??? "
" PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU DON'T REMEMBER WHAT A WATCH IS! "
" Watch??? "
" Oh... " Goku hung his head in defeat, then shrugged, " Oh well, let's go watch TV! "
" Yea! "
" You comin Piccolo? " Goku turned to the Namek, who shook his head no.
" Somehow, today I trust Vegeta a little less than usual. Which isn't much at all to
begin with. "
" ...So, is that a yes or no? "
" Ugh. " Piccolo groaned, then flew off.
" Oh well, more snacks for me then! " Goku grinned, " Come on little buddy, we're gonna
get some popcorn! "
" YEA! "
" --And in the name of the moon! I will punish you! " the voice on TV shouted as Goku &
Vegeta sat there, stuffing their faces.
" Ooh! " Vegeta pointed at the TV.
" Yeah, that's Chibi Usa. "
" Wah? "
" I agree, she does look strange with red eyes. Maybe she's sick with something. " Goku
shoved some more popcorn in his mouth.
" Woo! "
" You know, she could do commercials for that "Clear Eyes". You know, the one with Ben
Stein. It's supposed to get rid of red eyes. "
" Gaa. "
" But then again, if she used it, she wouldn't be able to see now, would she? " Goku
pointed out.
" Son Goku! SHE'S DONE IT! MOM HAS FOUND A WAY TO CURE TOU-- " Mirai stopped, staring at
Vegeta, " OH SWEET KAMI NO! I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE! " he cried.
" Funny, that's what Chibi Trunks said too. " Goku said, " By the way have you seen
Veggie's watch. I think he lost it somewhere. "
" Oh. That. " Bura said, leaping onto the couch, " I took it off him, here ya go Mr.
Goten's Daddy. " she said, putting it on Goku's wrist.
Goku's eyes widened with shock, " 150!!! WOW VEGGIE! If you still had a brain, you'd
be SOOOOOO jealous right now! " he giggled at Vegeta, who leaned against him, the stupid grin
still plastered on his face.
" Kaka! "
Goku took the watch & put it back on Vegeta, " Poor little buddy. " he said sadly,
" You're only a 39. "
" COME ON GOKU! MOM'S FINALLY COME UP WITH HER "MOST INGENIOUS PLAN EVER" TO SAVE
TOUSSAN! "
" Great! What is it? "
" ...I don't know, she hasn't told me yet. " Mirai answered, then smiled, " But she
said it's a great idea! "
" DENDE! YOU'RE GREAT IDEA IS DENDE!? " Mirai said to Bulma, shocked.
" Well, I didn't think I could find ANY piece of equipment strong enough to operate on
Vegeta's thick head with, so I figured we could just use Dende to heal him. We never take
advantage of that power of his. " she said as Dende lightly blushed purple; standing next to
her.
" Where's Vegeta? " Dende asked as Goku skipped down the steps, Vegeta on his shoulders
& Bura w/ her camera close behind.
" Kaka! "
" Here he is! " Goku said, setting Vegeta down, " I think he dropped a couple more
points on the way down. " he said, glancing at the watch, " Yeah, 37. " he noted, then smiled
at the prince, " But that's oh-kay isn't it little buddy! Yes it is. " he cooed, rubbing Vegeta
on the head.
" I love Kaka-chan! "
Dende & Bulma sweatdropped.
" I'm not even going to ask about the pigtails. " Bulma rolled her eyes.
" Listen Dende you have to be nice to him. He's not smart like us anymore. " Goku said,
" Isn't that right little Veggie, you're not a big boy anymore. "
" Yee! "
" Uh, right. " Dende said, " Sit him on the table over there, this will only take a few
seconds. "
" Gotcha! " Goku nodded, then did as Dende said.
Dende put his right hand on Vegeta's forehead, " Now I must utter the ancient Namekian
"Get-well-soon" chant. " he said, then took a deep breath, " Et gey ell way oon say, et gey ell
way oon say. "
" That's not Namekian, " Mirai crossed his arms, " That's pig latin! "
" Do not mock the ancient powers! " Dende said with his eyes closed as a blue aurora
began to surround Vegeta. The aurora faded as Vegeta wobbled back & fainted.
" Wow, it worked! " Goku said, astonished.
" I told you. " Dende agreed, " ARISE! " he cried as Vegeta sat up & shook his head.
" --AND ANOTHER THING BAKAROT...What's Namek Junior doing here? " he said as Dende looked
up at him.
" Healing you and saving you from an eternal state of mental illness. " Dende answered.
" WAS THAT AN INSULT! " Vegeta lept off the table, " HOW DARE YOU MOCK THE GREAT AND
POWERFUL SAIYAJIN NO OUJI!! "
Dende looked down at Vegeta's outfit & smirked, " I think you did a good job of that
yourself. "
Vegeta glanced down to see his most hated color, " AHH! PINK! " he yelped, " PINK
EVERYWHERE! " Vegeta ran over to a full-length mirror in the corner & shrieked, " PINK gloves!
PINK shoes! PINK tights! A PINK--dress??? " he stared at himself, " WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!
TELL ME NOW OR I SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL!!! " he yelled, red in the face.
" I did Toussan! " Bura smiled sweetly at him, " I think your pigtails are cute Toussan!"
she giggled happily.
" Pigtails??? " Vegeta said, then quickly stuck his head in front of the mirror again,
" AHH! I LOOK LIKE A LITTLE GIRL!!! "
" You said you looked pretty Toussan. " Bura said, skipping up to him.
" I SAID NO SUCH THING!! " he shouted, shocked.
" Yes you did little buddy! " Goku grinned, " You said it when you were dum, remember? "
" ... " Vegeta stared at him, " Ohhhh, nice trick Kakarot, who else is in on it besides
you and B-chan? " he smirked.
" But Vegeta, it's not a trick. You were really stupid. You let Bura dress you up that
way. Just like you dressed up like me when you went fishing. " Goku said.
" ME in YOUR baka clothes! HA! " Vegeta cackled, " That's so blasted funny! Oh, was I
wrestling with your little fishy friends TOO Kakarot? "
" Actually, yes. You even caught the biggest one in the river & gave it to me because
you like me so much! " Goku said happily.
" Yeah, hahahaha, " Vegeta laughed, then rolled his eyes, " Surrrre I did Kakarot. "
" You did! We had a lotta fun! We ate fish and watched TV and played and you even called
me "Kaka-chan". "
" I did what? "
" Called me Kaka-chan. When I went upstairs to look for you & Bura & you ran up & hugged
me and said "I love you Kaka-chan!"; that was so heartwarming. " he smiled.
Vegeta looked him up & down, then burst into laughter, " AHAHAHAHAHAA!! "Kaka-chan"! HAHA
HAHAHA! THAT'S A GOOD ONE! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA..you're joking, right? "
" No. "
" ... "
" ... "
" Of course you're joking Kakarot, not even in my most outlandish nightmares would I
refer to you in such a weak, affectionate, child-like manner. " Vegeta smirked.
" But you did, you called me Kaka-chan throughout all of part 2. Look it says so 18
times! " he said, pointing upward.
" Kakarot. I do not like you. I do not admire you or "love" you. I HATE YOUR GUTS! _AND_
as soon as I become strong enough to, I will pound those guts out of your body and stick them
up your-- "
" VEGETA! " Bulma yelled.
Vegeta shrugged, " Well I will. " he looked at his outfit again & cringed, " Now if
you'll excuse me, I'm going to burn these. " he grumbled, walking up the stairs.
" I should put a curse on him for that. " Dende mumbled.
" Now Veggie'll never believe me. " Goku sighed sadly.
" Hai. " Bura nodded in a similar disposition, then perked up, " Wanna go watch my home
movie? I got a lotta funny stuff on it when you were still in the kitchen! "
" Oh-kay! " Goku said in a peppy voice, " We'll go heat up some more popcorn and make
smores and fish and get some candy. It'll be fun! "
Bura smiled up at Goku, " That'll be great Mr. Goten's Daddy! "
" Umm-hmm! "
" EEEEHEEEHEEEHEEEEHAHAHAHA!!! " several voices from downstairs laughed. Vegeta stretched
as he continued down the hallway, now back in his usual training clothes, he rubbed his wet hair
with a large white towel, then tossed the towel back into the bathroom behind him.
" Now what are those bakayaros laughing at now! " he huffed as he stood at the top of the
stairs to see the back of the televison set. On the couch in front of it sat Goku, Bura, Kururin,
Yamcha, and Piccolo laughing their heads off at the TV.
" WHAT ARE THE REST OF YOU IDIOTS DOING IN MY HOUSE!!! " Vegeta yelled angrily as
Piccolo glanced up at Vegeta, then pointed at him & burst into laughter.
Vegeta scratched his head curiously, then went downstairs towards the living room, " WHAT
IS SO DAM FUNNY!!! "
Yamcha turned to him, " YOU! " he squeaked, chuckling.
" Me??? THERE IS _NOTHING_ FUNNY ABOUT THE I, THE GREAT SAIYAJIN NO OUJI! " he said
proudly, then walked in front of TV and looked at the screen, which showed Bura trying to adjust
the camera.
" That's not me, that's B-chan. "
" This is Bura's home movie, she made it earlier today. " Kururin said, " Or at least,
that's what Goku told us. "
" You're so silly Toussan! " Bura giggled at him, then turned back to the TV.
Vegeta stared at them, confused. He sat down next to Bura, " What's so blasted funny? "
he whispered to her.
" Shh! " Bura put her pointer finger infront of her mouth, " You have to wait a second
Toussan. "
" Oh-kay *B-chan*. "
On screen Bura had just balanced the camera & moved in front of it & waved, " Hi
everybody, I hope you had as great a time watching this as I had making it. " she smiled.
" Aww, *B-chan* made her own movie. " Vegeta said happily, picking up Bura & setting her
on his lap.
" And now I'd like to give a special thanks to my assistant and Toussan, Veggie! " the
Bura on the screen giggled. Vegeta's eyes widened as he watched the dumb him walk onscreen next
to Bura with a big goofy Goku smile on his face.
::That's ME! Wearing that horrific PINK outfit!:: he gulped, staring at the TV, trying
to ignore the maddening laughter surrounding him as he watched himself on screen wave
& blow kisses to the audience, ::Acting like a total fool!::
" Bura? Is Vegeta in there with you? " Goku's voice came from behind the bedroom door as
Bura could be seen running up to the videocamera & picking it back up, giving the audience her
POV again.
" Hey Toussan, it's Mr. Goten's Daddy! " Bura said from behind the camera, " Let's go
say hi. "
" Hi! " Vegeta watched himself waved at the door in a perky tone.
" WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN! THIS NEVER HAPPENED! " Vegeta exclaimed as he leaned towards
the TV.
" Yes it did. " Goku said, patting him on the head.
" GET YOUR HAND OFF MY HEAD! ALL YOU'RE DOING IS SPREADING MORE OF YOUR BAKA KAKO-GERMS
AROUND ME! "
" Oh-kay... " Goku sighed, depressed.
" Hey everybody out there in TV Land! Wanna see me flip my eyelids inside out? " Goku
asked the camera.
" Eeew gross! " Bura said in disqust, then turned to Vegeta, who was staring at Goku,
bewildered.
" This is Mr. Goten's Daddy Toussan. You remember him don'tcha! " she asked Vegeta.
" I'm cute! "
Vegeta felt the blood rush out of his face.
" Yah... " Bura sweatdropped, " You know Mr. Goten's Daddy. He's Gohan & Goten's father.
He's "Kakarrotto". "
Vegeta secretly prayed he hadn't done any other humilating acts on the tape, then gulped
as he watched himself, still in pink outfit & pigtails, throw his arms around Goku & hug him.
" AHH! AHH! AHH! " he screamed, leaping ontop of the nearest thing in disqust & fright;
which happened to be Goku.
" Aww, sit down little buddy. " Goku plopped Vegeta back down on the sofa.
" I hugged YOU, out of MY OWN free will?! " the ouji began to breathe faster.
" KAKA-CHAN! "
" I'm Kakarrot. "
" Kaka-chan! "
" Kakarrot. "
" Kaka-chan! "
" Fine! I'm Kaka-chan! "
" Goku! "
Goku sighed in defeat, then lifted his head up, " Waitaminute, did he just call me
Goku? "
" I think so, " Bura said, the tape continuing to roll, " I have it on film, we can
go back & find it later. "
" Yes, thanks a lot B-chan. " Vegeta said to the TV in total humiliation.
" Hey Veggie? "
" WHAT Kakorot? "
" Can you call me Kaka-chan again? "
" *HISS* "
" ...ok, you don't have to, I was just saying--OOH LOOK! " Goku squealed, turning
Vegeta's head towards the TV.
" I don't WANT to look! " he said squinting his eyes, then opened them wide.
" Cool! " the Goku on TV said happily.
" I love you Kaka-chan! " he sighed.
" See! " Goku said, hugging Vegeta tighter, " I toldja you said that. Makes me feel all
warm inside to know that you were making up all that stuff about wanting to kill me just because
you wanted a little attention. Maybe, you have an underlying personality that just wants to
play & have fun & make friends with me instead of pounding me to a pulp. "
" NO!!! " Vegeta shrieked, sending a thin beam of ki at the TV, frying it to a crisp.
He lept off the couch & onto the ground then ran into the kitchen. Goku-tachi cringed as they
heard a loud wak. Goku peered over the couch to see Vegeta laying on the ground, his imprint on
the swinging refridgerator door in front of him.
" Whoops, I forgot to shut that. " Goku pointed out, " VEGETA! HEY VEGETA! " he called,
running over to him, " Are you okay little buddy?? " he said, conserned as he helped the saiyajin
prince up. Vegeta turned to him, a trail of blood leaking out of his head. He grinned stupidly @
Goku.
" Nighty-night Kaka-chan. " he waved drowsily, then fainted.
" Uh-oh, " Goku gulped.
" Oh boy! " Bura said, excited as she ran over to them, " This means I can make a sequal
to my movie! You wanna be in it too Mr. Goten's Daddy? "
" YEAH! "
" GREAT! "
Mirai stared at the scene & sweatdropped, " Here we go again. "
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THE END
10:53 PM 6/14/01
Well, I hope you liked it.
As for me, I think I'm going to take
a little vaction from writing until school's
over for the summer, unless I think of something
really good. If you have any ideas for a fic, feel
free to tell me.
Later!
-Chuquita
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the week: It's amazing what one can do when one doesn't know what one can't
do- Garfield the cat
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: Hi! We're back With Vegeta and Goku!
Dumb Veggie: (sitting on Goku's lap) Thhpt! Haha!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops)
Goku: (happily) There there little buddy. (pats Vegeta on the head)
Chuquita: Maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all.
Goku: I dunno, I kinda like him this way. Hey little buddy, lookit me! (blows Vegeta a raspberry)
Dumb Veggie: (blows a raspberry back)
(both laugh)
Chuquita: Oh-kay, it's offical. This WAS a bad idea.
Dumb Veggie: (pulls on his ears & puffs up his cheeks) Oooh ooh ahh! (continues making monkey
noises)
Goku: (to Vegeta) Yeah, I like King Kong movies too.
Chuquita: *sigh* Hoo-boy.
Dumb Veggie: Oooh ooh OOH!
Summary: Vegeta & Goku have journeyed to "Dummy Falls", the canyon range Goku fell off of
when he was a baby, to spar. Unfortuanetly, Vegeta accidently slips, causing him to fall into
the canyon & smack his head on way the down. Now he finds his brain & common sense slowly
deteriorating. Will he find a way to stop it before he ends up dumber than "Kakarrot"? Will
Bulma be able to find a way to reverse this?
Goku: If not, I can always keep him as a pet. (parental tone) Right little Veggie?
Dumb Veggie: (wildly shakes his head no)
Chuquita: Well, whadda ya know, maybe he's not so dumb after all.
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" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTOUSSANNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
" WILL YOU BE QUIET!!! " Goku hissed as Mirai Trunks continued to scream up at the
sky; then said more calmly, " It's not going to help us find Vegeta at all. "
Mirai looked up at Goku with big saucer-pan eyes, still on his knees, " It isn't? "
" No, not really. " Goku answered, then stuck his fingers in his ears, " I think you
broke several sound barriers though. "
" So, where do you think Toussan went anyway? " Mirai said as they stared out onto the
city.
Goku shrugged.
" Well, if you were a dum, hungry sayiajin prince, where would you be? " Mirai said.
" OOH OOH OOH! " Goku waved his hand in the air as though he were in school, " PICK ME
PICK ME!! "
Mirai sweatdropped, " Goku? "
" I'd be at the river eating _FISHHHHHH_ " he grinned.
" Son-San, Vegeta doesn't even like fish. " Mirai exclaimed.
" But I'm hungry! " Goku whined.
" We have to look for Toussan first! " Mirai complained as Goku grabbed his arm.
" We will, at the RIVER! " Goku put his two fingers on his forehead.
" GOKU NO! "
" Here fishy fishy fishies! " Goku said as he stared into the river. Mirai stood behind
him with an indiffernet look on his face.
" Goku, I'm not sure you're really serious about finding Toussan. "
" Of course I a-AHHH!!! " Goku shrieked, jumping back.
" Wha? What is it? " Mirai ran up to him.
" The, the, the FISH! THEY'RE GONE!!! ALL OF THEM! GONE!!! " Goku felt tears well up
in his eyes. He stuck his head under the water, which was now completely empty, " WHAT HAPPENED
TO THEM!! "
Mirai glanced downstream at a pile giant fish skeletons, " I'm not sure you wanna know. "
" WHO WOULD DO SUCH A HORRIBLE THING TRUNKS! WHO!!! " Goku shook Mirai by the shoulders.
Mirai's eyes quickly lept to a figure rushing towards them, " SON GOKU LOOK OUT!!! "
" Huh? " Goku turned to the left, then screamed as he felt something knock him to the
ground. Goku shook his head, then looked up to come face to face with..himself?, " What the? "
Goku stared up at the grinning figure still standing on him wearing one of Goku's gi's, his
extra set of boots, and had his hair gelled up in the same manner as the now confused saiyajin.
" Ve, ve, Vegeta?! " Goku gawked, " Why are you wearing my clothes??? "
" Hahahaha! " he laughed maniacally, " I'm Kaka-chan! "
" No you're NOT! I'm Kaka-cha..I mean, Kakarrotto. " Goku said staring at Vegeta with an
odd expression on his face.
" Me too! " Vegeta nodded as Goku glanced at Vegeta's watch, which now read 60.
" TOUSSAN! " Mirai smiled, helping Vegeta up, " Oh Toussan I'm so glad we found you!
Now we can go back to Capsule Corp and get you back to normal. Well, normal for you, anyway. "
" I'm Kaka-chan! " Vegeta grinned as Goku picked him up.
" Of course you are. " he said in a comforting voice. Goku looked at Mirai & rolled his
eyes.
" PUT ME DOWN! I'm fishing! " Vegeta yelled then pointed to the fish-skeletons, " See! "
Goku's pupils widened, " My...FISH!! " he stared at the skeletons, then grabbed Vegeta,
" WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! YOU CAN'T EAT _ALL_ THE FISH! IF YOU DO THAT THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO SPAWN
AND MAKE MORE FOOD, err, FISH FOR ME AND MY FAMILY!!! "
" I like _FISH_ " Vegeta mused.
" VEGETA!! " Goku cried, " YOU ATE NEARLY ALL THE FISH IN THIS RIVER!!! "
" I'm NOT Vegeta! YOU are! " he said.
" Nani?! " Goku raised an eyebrow as he watched Vegeta skip off, then do several
pirorettes & dive into the river.
" Oh my... " Trunks gulped as Goku ran to the river's edge, only to see his extra gi &
boots float to the surface.
" Vuh Vegeta?? " Goku said, staring down into the river, " This isn't funny. "
" WHEE!! " a giant fish lept out of the water, Vegeta on it's back wearing a familiar
pair of boxers.
" Trunks...he's wearing my underpants! " Goku exclaimed, blushing, " I feel so violated."
" NOBODY VIOLATES SON-SAN WHILE "I'M" AROUND! " Mirai shouted at the audience.
Goku stared at Trunks, confused, " Who are you talking to? "
" Nobody. " Mirai said, turning away. He glanced up, then shrieked as the gigantic fish
fell down upon him, " Ohhhhhh, my back. "
" HIIIII!!!! " Vegeta said in the same perky tone Goku usually used. He hopped off the
fish, " Hungry little buddy? " he smiled at Goku, who was busy looking the huge fish up & down.
::I can't believe it. I've NEVER seen any fish around here THIS big::, he thought to
himself as he continued to drool at the sight of the fish, " WOW Vedge, you're the GREATEST! "
Goku squealed as he sunk his teeth into the fish, then felt himself bite down on nothing. He
opened his eyes to see Vegeta stick the whole fish into his mouth, then pull it back out,
revealing nothing but a skeleton. Goku stood there in amazement, then clapped.
" Wassa matter, you thought that was yours? " he asked as Goku grabbed his empty stomach
& nodded sadly. Vegeta reached into the river & pulled out a fish 2X the size of the previous
one, " THIS one is YOURS! "
Goku's eyes sparkled with delight, " Oh great mother of mercy! " he rushed over to the
fish, " It's beautiful!! THANKS VE-- " Vegeta looked at him inquizzitively, " --err,
"Kaka-chan"! " Goku corrected himself, then began to stuff his face.
Mirai Trunks got to his feet, " Ohhhhh, wha happened? "
" Veggie got COOL! That's what! " Goku grinned, then burped, " HE CAUGHT ME THE BIGGEST
FISH IN THE RIVER! And he's never even fished before in his life! " he held up Vegeta, " Are you
sure that hit on the head made him dummer? I think it made him even SMARTER! "
" Let's just take him home okay? And don't let him out of your sight! " Mirai said as
Goku grabbed his hand & teleported the 3 of them back to the living room.
" Powerpuff girls help! Mojo Jojo's destroying the city! " the voice on TV said as Bura
sat on the couch eating popcorn.
" Yeah! Get him! Kick his butt! " Bura cheered on, then stopped as 3 figures appeared in
front of her. The 9year old grinned, " Mr. Goten's Daddy! Torunksu! " she said happily as she
bounced off the couch, then noticed Vegeta, " What happened to Toussan? "
" Bura I'll explain later, I have to go tell Mom we found him okay? " Mirai said, then
ran to the lab, leaving Bura, Goku, & Vegeta standing there.
Goku heard a large roar from inside his stomach. He glanced at Vegeta, then at Bura,
then back at Vegeta again, " Uh, Bura, I'm still hungry, would you mind watching Vegeta for
a couple minutes. " Goku said, eyeing up the refridgerator.
" Oh-kay. " Bura smiled as Goku set Vegeta down & made a mad rush for the fridge.
" Oh! By the way, he hasn't been himself lately so just play along with him until Bulma
gets here! " Goku said, then opened the door to the large, Capsule Corp refridgerator, " I'm
back my sweet, " he sighed, grabbing gobs of food out of the fridge, " Didja miss me? "
Bura sat there next to Vegeta, who rubbed her hair squngie between his fingers,
" Pretty. " he said, his watch beeping 55.
" Do you like my hair squngie Toussan? " Bura giggled.
" Hai! "
" Well, I could get you one so your hair'll look pretty too. " she smiled sweetly at
him. Vegeta nodded stupidly as Bura grabbed his hand & ran upstairs to her room, then closed
the door behind her.
" Ahh, " Goku layed on his back on the kitchen table, his stomach now bulging out from
under his gi, " Thou hath no bigger fridge than Capsule Corperation! " he smiled, then glanced
down the hallway to the living room, which was now as empty as the refridgerator, " OH NO! "
Goku said, " Vegeta's gone! And Bura's gone too! " he shrieked, then quickly glanced down at
his stomach, which was now back to it's original size, " Wow, I'll never figure out how I do
it. " he said in wonder, " Maybe I'll ask Vegeta, if I ever find him again. "
" Oh WOW Toussan! You look so pretty! " Bura giggled as she stood next to her masterpiece
, both of them staring into the mirror in front of them, " You've NEVER let me do this before,
I bet you musta won a fight with Mr. Goten's Daddy or somethin. " she grinned.
*Beep**Beep*!
Bura looked around for the sign of the noise. Her eyes rested upon the watch Vegeta was
now wearing, " 53? What's 53 mean? " she scratched her head, then took the watch off & tossed
it over her shoulder into a pile of stuffed animals, " It clashed with your outfit anyways. "
Bura shrugged, then put a pink bracelet in place of the watch, " There, now THAT'S style! " the
little girl grinned.
" Hey Bura! " Chibi Trunks stuck his head in the doorway, " Mom says you have to--YIPE! "
he erked at Vegeta, " Umm, Bura, who's that? " he said, shakily.
" Silly Chibi, that's Toussan! " Bura pointed to Vegeta, who waved at Chibi stupidly.
" ... " Chibi's jaw hung down, " MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!! " he
screamed at the top of his lungs as he ran downstairs in a panic, " MOM!!! TOUSSAN'S WEARING A
DRESS!!! "
Bura put her hands on her hips, then turned to Vegeta, who had a confused look on his
face, " Don't worry about him. He's just jealous. I think you look cute! "
" Cute? "
" Yeah! Like ME! " Bura put her pointer fingers on her cheeks & smiled sweetly, then
grabbed a video camera out of her toybox & turned it on, " Come on Toussan! Let's play model!"
" Mo-del? "
" Hai! It's fun! "
" ...Oh-kay! "
" AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! " Chibi Trunks ran careening down the staircase as Goku was on his
way up. The tall saiyajin grabbed the boy by his collar.
" Hey Trunks, what the matter? " he said happily as Chibi continued to shake.
" Bura...Toussan...pink...scared for life!.... " Chibi gasped, out of breath.
" Uhm, maybe I should go check it out. "
" ...Mother... "
" Yeah, you go tell Bulma all about it. " Goku smiled, patting him on the back.
" But, she'll never believe me! Come to think of it, she never does believe me. " he
said, catching his breath. Chibi smirked, " In fact, I could probably use that to my advantage.."
he snickered mischiveously, " Thanks Mr. Son! " Chibi Trunks said, then made his way downstairs
to his own room, closed the door & hung a "hazard" sign on the doorknob.
" He's such a nice kid. " Goku said innocently as he walked by Bura's room, then felt
a familiar ki & stopped, " Bura? Is Vegeta in there with you? " he called as Vegeta & Bura,
still with the camera in her hand, turned towards the door.
" Hey Toussan, it's Mr. Goten's Daddy! " Bura said, " Let's go say hi! "
" Hi! " Vegeta waved at the door.
Bura sweatdropped, " NO Toussan, not yet! " she said, then walked up to the door, " It's
open Mr. Goten's Daddy! " she called as Goku turned the knob on the door & flung it open.
" Hey Bura, hey Ve--AHH!! " Goku shrieked as he set eyes on Vegeta, who was now wearing
a puffy pink dress, his hair up in two pigtails, pink stockings and two of Bura's old ballet
slippers, " ...uh, nice...dress. " he said uneasily to Vegeta, who still had the big Son smile
on his face. Goku grabbed Bura & pulled her off to the side.
" Bura, what are you doing? " he said.
" You're too close to the lens Mr. Goten's Daddy, you'll be all blurry when we watch
the video if you don't back up! " she whined.
" Sure! " Goku said, doing just that, " How's this? "
" Perfect! "
" Hey everybody out there in TV Land! Wanna see me flip my eyelids inside out? " Goku
asked the camera.
" Eeew gross! " Bura said in disqust, then turned to Vegeta, who was staring at Goku,
bewildered.
" This is Mr. Goten's Daddy Toussan. You remember him don'tcha! " she asked Vegeta.
" I'm cute! "
" Yah... " Bura sweatdropped, " You know Mr. Goten's Daddy. He's Gohan & Goten's father.
He's "Kakarrotto". "
Vegeta narrowed his eyes at Goku, then grinned & hugged him, " KAKA-CHAN! "
" I'm Kakarrot. "
" Kaka-chan! "
" Kakarrot. "
" Kaka-chan! "
" Fine! I'm Kaka-chan! "
" Goku! "
Goku sighed in defeat, then lifted his head up, " Waitaminute, did he just call me
Goku? "
" I think so, " Bura said, the tape continuing to roll, " I have it on film, we can
go back & find it later. "
" Cool! " Goku said happily.
" I love you Kaka-chan! " he sighed.
" Aww, isn't that nice. Like something out of a Disney Movie. " Goku rubbed him on the
head, " ...can you let go of me now Vedge-head, I need to use the-- " he glanced at Bura & her
video camera, " "potty". I have to go take a p--uh, leek. "
" But Kaka-chan! " Vegeta whined.
" I have to GO! " Goku said, trying to block out the running water in the kitchen, " Uh,
how'about this, I'll be back later. "
" Later? " he said with big saucer-pan eyes.
" Soon! " Goku cried.
" K! " Vegeta let go as Goku zipped into the bathroom & slammed the door, what followed
was a tinkling noise that lasted for almost 10 minutes.
" Wow, you'd think he let loose Niagra Falls in there. " Bura said in amazement as she
& Vegeta stood in a vigil, waiting for Goku to come out, " I bet it was the fish. "
" I caught Kaka-chan fish! " Vegeta said, proudly, sticking his head in front of the
camera, " A really BIG fish! "
" Err, that's nice Toussan. " Bura scratched her head, " I, think. "
" *Whew* " Goku sighed as he washed his hands in the bathroom, " Much better. " he said,
then opened the door slightly to reveal two pairs of eyes staring at him.
" Hi Mr. Goten's Daddy! "
" Hi Kaka-chan! "
Goku quickly shut the door again, " Oh-kay, I'll just leave the other way. " he said,
teleporting himself to the couch in the living room. He glanced to his right to see another
figure teleport next to him.
" Vegeta?! " Goku said, " When did you learn how to use instant transmission. "
" When I busy being you earlier. " he answered, smiling.
" ...right. Would you mind-- "
" *DINGDONG* "
" I'LL GET IT! " Vegeta shouted in a perky voice as he pranced over to the front door &
opened it.
" Goku is one of your gi's is in the river.... " Piccolo stopped, then looked downward to
see Vegeta waving up at him, still in the puffy pink dress & pigtails, " ...umm, I'm going, to,
uh, be, going now. " he said, backing away from the door, " Goku, if you need anything, like a
straightjacket or you know, just, err, call me. I thought I would just let you know about the,
gi and, well, bye. "
" Name-chan's stupid! " Vegeta laughed.
" Name-chan? " Piccolo said, confused.
" Name-chan's a stupid baka coward! " Vegeta said.
" WHY YOU!!! " Piccolo shouted from a distance, then powered up. Goku ran over to where
Vegeta was standing.
" PICCOLO HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S SAYING!! " Goku shouted, " He hasn't been himself
lately. "
Piccolo glanced at Vegeta, who was now, unbeknownst to Goku, trying to braid his tall
friend's spiky black hair.
" Yeah, that's apparent. " Piccolo snorted.
" Really! He's hit his head and his mind is slowly, umm, rotting away. " Goku explained.
" Uh, Goku? " Piccolo said, pointing to Vegeta, who was now tieing a big floppy pink
bow to hold up the braid he had just made in Goku's hair.
" What? " Goku looked over his shoulder to see the bow.
" Now Kaka-chan's pretty too! Just like me & Bura. " Goku pulled the bow out of his hair
& tossed it over his shoulder.
Piccolo smiled, " He's finally lost it, hasn't he? "
" Well, actually-- " Goku started, taking Vegeta's wrist, then gasped, " THE WATCH! IT'S
GONE! "
" Watch??? "
" YES VEGETA! THE WATCH! WHERE IS IT! " Goku exclaimed.
" Watch??? "
" PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU DON'T REMEMBER WHAT A WATCH IS! "
" Watch??? "
" Oh... " Goku hung his head in defeat, then shrugged, " Oh well, let's go watch TV! "
" Yea! "
" You comin Piccolo? " Goku turned to the Namek, who shook his head no.
" Somehow, today I trust Vegeta a little less than usual. Which isn't much at all to
begin with. "
" ...So, is that a yes or no? "
" Ugh. " Piccolo groaned, then flew off.
" Oh well, more snacks for me then! " Goku grinned, " Come on little buddy, we're gonna
get some popcorn! "
" YEA! "
" --And in the name of the moon! I will punish you! " the voice on TV shouted as Goku &
Vegeta sat there, stuffing their faces.
" Ooh! " Vegeta pointed at the TV.
" Yeah, that's Chibi Usa. "
" Wah? "
" I agree, she does look strange with red eyes. Maybe she's sick with something. " Goku
shoved some more popcorn in his mouth.
" Woo! "
" You know, she could do commercials for that "Clear Eyes". You know, the one with Ben
Stein. It's supposed to get rid of red eyes. "
" Gaa. "
" But then again, if she used it, she wouldn't be able to see now, would she? " Goku
pointed out.
" Son Goku! SHE'S DONE IT! MOM HAS FOUND A WAY TO CURE TOU-- " Mirai stopped, staring at
Vegeta, " OH SWEET KAMI NO! I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE! " he cried.
" Funny, that's what Chibi Trunks said too. " Goku said, " By the way have you seen
Veggie's watch. I think he lost it somewhere. "
" Oh. That. " Bura said, leaping onto the couch, " I took it off him, here ya go Mr.
Goten's Daddy. " she said, putting it on Goku's wrist.
Goku's eyes widened with shock, " 150!!! WOW VEGGIE! If you still had a brain, you'd
be SOOOOOO jealous right now! " he giggled at Vegeta, who leaned against him, the stupid grin
still plastered on his face.
" Kaka! "
Goku took the watch & put it back on Vegeta, " Poor little buddy. " he said sadly,
" You're only a 39. "
" COME ON GOKU! MOM'S FINALLY COME UP WITH HER "MOST INGENIOUS PLAN EVER" TO SAVE
TOUSSAN! "
" Great! What is it? "
" ...I don't know, she hasn't told me yet. " Mirai answered, then smiled, " But she
said it's a great idea! "
" DENDE! YOU'RE GREAT IDEA IS DENDE!? " Mirai said to Bulma, shocked.
" Well, I didn't think I could find ANY piece of equipment strong enough to operate on
Vegeta's thick head with, so I figured we could just use Dende to heal him. We never take
advantage of that power of his. " she said as Dende lightly blushed purple; standing next to
her.
" Where's Vegeta? " Dende asked as Goku skipped down the steps, Vegeta on his shoulders
& Bura w/ her camera close behind.
" Kaka! "
" Here he is! " Goku said, setting Vegeta down, " I think he dropped a couple more
points on the way down. " he said, glancing at the watch, " Yeah, 37. " he noted, then smiled
at the prince, " But that's oh-kay isn't it little buddy! Yes it is. " he cooed, rubbing Vegeta
on the head.
" I love Kaka-chan! "
Dende & Bulma sweatdropped.
" I'm not even going to ask about the pigtails. " Bulma rolled her eyes.
" Listen Dende you have to be nice to him. He's not smart like us anymore. " Goku said,
" Isn't that right little Veggie, you're not a big boy anymore. "
" Yee! "
" Uh, right. " Dende said, " Sit him on the table over there, this will only take a few
seconds. "
" Gotcha! " Goku nodded, then did as Dende said.
Dende put his right hand on Vegeta's forehead, " Now I must utter the ancient Namekian
"Get-well-soon" chant. " he said, then took a deep breath, " Et gey ell way oon say, et gey ell
way oon say. "
" That's not Namekian, " Mirai crossed his arms, " That's pig latin! "
" Do not mock the ancient powers! " Dende said with his eyes closed as a blue aurora
began to surround Vegeta. The aurora faded as Vegeta wobbled back & fainted.
" Wow, it worked! " Goku said, astonished.
" I told you. " Dende agreed, " ARISE! " he cried as Vegeta sat up & shook his head.
" --AND ANOTHER THING BAKAROT...What's Namek Junior doing here? " he said as Dende looked
up at him.
" Healing you and saving you from an eternal state of mental illness. " Dende answered.
" WAS THAT AN INSULT! " Vegeta lept off the table, " HOW DARE YOU MOCK THE GREAT AND
POWERFUL SAIYAJIN NO OUJI!! "
Dende looked down at Vegeta's outfit & smirked, " I think you did a good job of that
yourself. "
Vegeta glanced down to see his most hated color, " AHH! PINK! " he yelped, " PINK
EVERYWHERE! " Vegeta ran over to a full-length mirror in the corner & shrieked, " PINK gloves!
PINK shoes! PINK tights! A PINK--dress??? " he stared at himself, " WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!
TELL ME NOW OR I SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL!!! " he yelled, red in the face.
" I did Toussan! " Bura smiled sweetly at him, " I think your pigtails are cute Toussan!"
she giggled happily.
" Pigtails??? " Vegeta said, then quickly stuck his head in front of the mirror again,
" AHH! I LOOK LIKE A LITTLE GIRL!!! "
" You said you looked pretty Toussan. " Bura said, skipping up to him.
" I SAID NO SUCH THING!! " he shouted, shocked.
" Yes you did little buddy! " Goku grinned, " You said it when you were dum, remember? "
" ... " Vegeta stared at him, " Ohhhh, nice trick Kakarot, who else is in on it besides
you and B-chan? " he smirked.
" But Vegeta, it's not a trick. You were really stupid. You let Bura dress you up that
way. Just like you dressed up like me when you went fishing. " Goku said.
" ME in YOUR baka clothes! HA! " Vegeta cackled, " That's so blasted funny! Oh, was I
wrestling with your little fishy friends TOO Kakarot? "
" Actually, yes. You even caught the biggest one in the river & gave it to me because
you like me so much! " Goku said happily.
" Yeah, hahahaha, " Vegeta laughed, then rolled his eyes, " Surrrre I did Kakarot. "
" You did! We had a lotta fun! We ate fish and watched TV and played and you even called
me "Kaka-chan". "
" I did what? "
" Called me Kaka-chan. When I went upstairs to look for you & Bura & you ran up & hugged
me and said "I love you Kaka-chan!"; that was so heartwarming. " he smiled.
Vegeta looked him up & down, then burst into laughter, " AHAHAHAHAHAA!! "Kaka-chan"! HAHA
HAHAHA! THAT'S A GOOD ONE! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA..you're joking, right? "
" No. "
" ... "
" ... "
" Of course you're joking Kakarot, not even in my most outlandish nightmares would I
refer to you in such a weak, affectionate, child-like manner. " Vegeta smirked.
" But you did, you called me Kaka-chan throughout all of part 2. Look it says so 18
times! " he said, pointing upward.
" Kakarot. I do not like you. I do not admire you or "love" you. I HATE YOUR GUTS! _AND_
as soon as I become strong enough to, I will pound those guts out of your body and stick them
up your-- "
" VEGETA! " Bulma yelled.
Vegeta shrugged, " Well I will. " he looked at his outfit again & cringed, " Now if
you'll excuse me, I'm going to burn these. " he grumbled, walking up the stairs.
" I should put a curse on him for that. " Dende mumbled.
" Now Veggie'll never believe me. " Goku sighed sadly.
" Hai. " Bura nodded in a similar disposition, then perked up, " Wanna go watch my home
movie? I got a lotta funny stuff on it when you were still in the kitchen! "
" Oh-kay! " Goku said in a peppy voice, " We'll go heat up some more popcorn and make
smores and fish and get some candy. It'll be fun! "
Bura smiled up at Goku, " That'll be great Mr. Goten's Daddy! "
" Umm-hmm! "
" EEEEHEEEHEEEHEEEEHAHAHAHA!!! " several voices from downstairs laughed. Vegeta stretched
as he continued down the hallway, now back in his usual training clothes, he rubbed his wet hair
with a large white towel, then tossed the towel back into the bathroom behind him.
" Now what are those bakayaros laughing at now! " he huffed as he stood at the top of the
stairs to see the back of the televison set. On the couch in front of it sat Goku, Bura, Kururin,
Yamcha, and Piccolo laughing their heads off at the TV.
" WHAT ARE THE REST OF YOU IDIOTS DOING IN MY HOUSE!!! " Vegeta yelled angrily as
Piccolo glanced up at Vegeta, then pointed at him & burst into laughter.
Vegeta scratched his head curiously, then went downstairs towards the living room, " WHAT
IS SO DAM FUNNY!!! "
Yamcha turned to him, " YOU! " he squeaked, chuckling.
" Me??? THERE IS _NOTHING_ FUNNY ABOUT THE I, THE GREAT SAIYAJIN NO OUJI! " he said
proudly, then walked in front of TV and looked at the screen, which showed Bura trying to adjust
the camera.
" That's not me, that's B-chan. "
" This is Bura's home movie, she made it earlier today. " Kururin said, " Or at least,
that's what Goku told us. "
" You're so silly Toussan! " Bura giggled at him, then turned back to the TV.
Vegeta stared at them, confused. He sat down next to Bura, " What's so blasted funny? "
he whispered to her.
" Shh! " Bura put her pointer finger infront of her mouth, " You have to wait a second
Toussan. "
" Oh-kay *B-chan*. "
On screen Bura had just balanced the camera & moved in front of it & waved, " Hi
everybody, I hope you had as great a time watching this as I had making it. " she smiled.
" Aww, *B-chan* made her own movie. " Vegeta said happily, picking up Bura & setting her
on his lap.
" And now I'd like to give a special thanks to my assistant and Toussan, Veggie! " the
Bura on the screen giggled. Vegeta's eyes widened as he watched the dumb him walk onscreen next
to Bura with a big goofy Goku smile on his face.
::That's ME! Wearing that horrific PINK outfit!:: he gulped, staring at the TV, trying
to ignore the maddening laughter surrounding him as he watched himself on screen wave
& blow kisses to the audience, ::Acting like a total fool!::
" Bura? Is Vegeta in there with you? " Goku's voice came from behind the bedroom door as
Bura could be seen running up to the videocamera & picking it back up, giving the audience her
POV again.
" Hey Toussan, it's Mr. Goten's Daddy! " Bura said from behind the camera, " Let's go
say hi. "
" Hi! " Vegeta watched himself waved at the door in a perky tone.
" WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN! THIS NEVER HAPPENED! " Vegeta exclaimed as he leaned towards
the TV.
" Yes it did. " Goku said, patting him on the head.
" GET YOUR HAND OFF MY HEAD! ALL YOU'RE DOING IS SPREADING MORE OF YOUR BAKA KAKO-GERMS
AROUND ME! "
" Oh-kay... " Goku sighed, depressed.
" Hey everybody out there in TV Land! Wanna see me flip my eyelids inside out? " Goku
asked the camera.
" Eeew gross! " Bura said in disqust, then turned to Vegeta, who was staring at Goku,
bewildered.
" This is Mr. Goten's Daddy Toussan. You remember him don'tcha! " she asked Vegeta.
" I'm cute! "
Vegeta felt the blood rush out of his face.
" Yah... " Bura sweatdropped, " You know Mr. Goten's Daddy. He's Gohan & Goten's father.
He's "Kakarrotto". "
Vegeta secretly prayed he hadn't done any other humilating acts on the tape, then gulped
as he watched himself, still in pink outfit & pigtails, throw his arms around Goku & hug him.
" AHH! AHH! AHH! " he screamed, leaping ontop of the nearest thing in disqust & fright;
which happened to be Goku.
" Aww, sit down little buddy. " Goku plopped Vegeta back down on the sofa.
" I hugged YOU, out of MY OWN free will?! " the ouji began to breathe faster.
" KAKA-CHAN! "
" I'm Kakarrot. "
" Kaka-chan! "
" Kakarrot. "
" Kaka-chan! "
" Fine! I'm Kaka-chan! "
" Goku! "
Goku sighed in defeat, then lifted his head up, " Waitaminute, did he just call me
Goku? "
" I think so, " Bura said, the tape continuing to roll, " I have it on film, we can
go back & find it later. "
" Yes, thanks a lot B-chan. " Vegeta said to the TV in total humiliation.
" Hey Veggie? "
" WHAT Kakorot? "
" Can you call me Kaka-chan again? "
" *HISS* "
" ...ok, you don't have to, I was just saying--OOH LOOK! " Goku squealed, turning
Vegeta's head towards the TV.
" I don't WANT to look! " he said squinting his eyes, then opened them wide.
" Cool! " the Goku on TV said happily.
" I love you Kaka-chan! " he sighed.
" See! " Goku said, hugging Vegeta tighter, " I toldja you said that. Makes me feel all
warm inside to know that you were making up all that stuff about wanting to kill me just because
you wanted a little attention. Maybe, you have an underlying personality that just wants to
play & have fun & make friends with me instead of pounding me to a pulp. "
" NO!!! " Vegeta shrieked, sending a thin beam of ki at the TV, frying it to a crisp.
He lept off the couch & onto the ground then ran into the kitchen. Goku-tachi cringed as they
heard a loud wak. Goku peered over the couch to see Vegeta laying on the ground, his imprint on
the swinging refridgerator door in front of him.
" Whoops, I forgot to shut that. " Goku pointed out, " VEGETA! HEY VEGETA! " he called,
running over to him, " Are you okay little buddy?? " he said, conserned as he helped the saiyajin
prince up. Vegeta turned to him, a trail of blood leaking out of his head. He grinned stupidly @
Goku.
" Nighty-night Kaka-chan. " he waved drowsily, then fainted.
" Uh-oh, " Goku gulped.
" Oh boy! " Bura said, excited as she ran over to them, " This means I can make a sequal
to my movie! You wanna be in it too Mr. Goten's Daddy? "
" YEAH! "
" GREAT! "
Mirai stared at the scene & sweatdropped, " Here we go again. "
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THE END
10:53 PM 6/14/01
Well, I hope you liked it.
As for me, I think I'm going to take
a little vaction from writing until school's
over for the summer, unless I think of something
really good. If you have any ideas for a fic, feel
free to tell me.
Later!
-Chuquita