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Zerglings For Dummies
A Guide to Having a Pet Zergling
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Chapter Two: Naming your Zergling
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So now you have a Zergling. It needs what all pets need: A name! Here is a list of possible pet names, and which would work for a Zergling
- •Rover: No
- •Goldie: No
- •Fido: No
- •Puss: No
- •Mittens: No
- •Spot: No
- •Tabby: No
As you see, such sweet, traditional pet names don't work. Here are some other names.
- •Hannibal: No
- •Murderer: No
- •Blood-claws: No
- •Murdalizer: No
- •Mutalisk: No
- •Butcher: No
- •Homicidal: No
Overly vicious names don't work either. Imagine you try to introduce your Zergling to someone. "Hi, I'm Jim, and this is my pet Zergling, Slaughterer."
No, I can't see it either.
So therefore, you need to find some kind of "middle ground." Try naming it after someone you know, like a bloodsucking ex-wife or ex-husband. George W. Bush would work well, doesn't that sound like a perfect name for your Zergling?
Depending on your character, you could name it anything from Mini-Me to Bill Gates. It doesn't matter. But for the duration of this guide, we will name your imaginary Zergling: Newt Gingrich.
A/N: Stay tuned for Chapter 3, Zergling Basic Training. Don't forget to review and check out my author profile.
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