Spying On Ranma

Disclaimer: Me, own Ranma 1/2? Hahahahahhahahahahahahaha *wheeze hack* hahahaahahahahahahahaha!!

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The Tendo Compound was unusually silent as darkness enveloped Nermia, a city that was violent by day and peaceful and serine by night. Everything seemed in order at the Tendo Household…….except that Ukyo Kunoji  was in the dojo area yelling into a walki talki as loud as she dared.

"Eagle 1 to Base! Eagle 1 to Base! Position of mobile personnel reconnaissance robot unknown! Repeat position unknown! Do not attempt to…" Her orders were interrupted by someone tapping her on the shoulder, she turned and faced Shampoo who was sitting right next to her. "I right here Spatula Girl."

"Oh, well. Do you know the position of the of the mobile personnel reconnias…"

"You mean toy truck we tape camera to?"

"Yeah."

Shampoo pointed to a small view screen and Uyko manned the remote control.. "Good, now Ranchan is going to bed and our little friend is right behind him. Soon, after all these years we'll finally know what kind of pajamas our fiancée wears!" Ukyo chuckled.

"Yes, then we kill him!"

"Uh…..no  Shampoo."

"Oh! Sorry, thinking of some one else."

"Okay, switching on recon robot video feed…..now."

The violet haired Amazon switched on the TV and a black and white screen popped up. The low stand point altered the image a bit. Ranma wasn't in view, but his futon was. After a minute he came into view.

"Ah, there Arien is!"

"And..ah damn! He's wearing a robe!"

"Ayaih!"

To both fiancée's disappointment Ranma was indeed wearing a robe. Ukyo punched the ground. "Who is he, Fred McMurry? Take off the damn robe, Ranma!" Ranma began to perform a few late night kata's as his unknown audience watched. After a while Shampoo turned to her accomplice.

"Maybe we turn this off? Shampoo feel guilty."

"Uh..no. No. It's his fault for not suspecting that we would build a sophisticated robot to spy on his under garments."

Ranma soon stopped and went over too his bed and pulled out a pair of Beanie Babies. He had a rhino in right hand and a fox in the other. "Now, he putting on play with Beanie Babies."

"Okay let's get a closer look…Okay, I'm not too sure but I think the Rhino is upset with his position on the bed and is vituperating the young fox. We'll have more on this…"

"Forget that, he on move! Arien taking off robe!"

Ranma put his toys away and stood up and began loosening the robe belt. Both girls began to blush and leaned forward. "Ooh! That's it! Mama like! Give me more of that…" Suddenly, Ranma stopped and looked down and saw the "robot" and picked it up, peering closer at the screen. "Ah we've been made! We're made! Cut off feed!"

"Okay, act natural!"

The two fiancées hid their equipment and looked interested at the ceiling. Ranma walked into the dojo and turned on the light and approached them. Before he could open his mouth, they both burst out.

"What? What you accusing Shampoo of?!"

"What's your problem, Ranchan?!"

Ranma merely shook his head and handed the "recon robot" back to them. "My fiancées, always stalking me while I sleep." He turned around and headed for the stairs calling a good night over his shoulder. "Take off your robe!" Uyko suddenly shouted, only to be silenced by Shampoo clasping her hand over the chef's mouth. "She say nothing, goodnight." And with that they both bade a hasty retreat. "Third time this week." mumbled Ranma as he went back to bed.