The gathering in the great hall where the Dark Crystal resides hidden was a complete ruckus today. An unknown creature was found in the forest outside their castle that none have ever seen.

The Skeksis were shocked from the sight of the creature that was brought before them; there stood an appealing female with unique features definitely not from their land…or any surrounding areas.

"Mmmmm~"

The one called Chamberlain was very attracted to the small female. Such soft features than any creature he's ever seen.

"What are you woman? Speak!"

She blinked several times before answering, "Um, what do you mean?" The Emperor snarled, "What is your species!" "Oh….I'm a human…..what are you?"

The Emperor explained proudly, "We are the SkeKsis, rulers of the land of Thra. All is ours to command and rule."

She nodded in understanding but was trying to keep her heart from racing so hard. One coated in armor snarled, "Why are you so tall human!?"

"Huh?"

She looked around but they were all taller than her, minus one maybe until she saw a much smaller creature serving the one on the throne a drink. It was so tiny, no wonder they asked.

"Humans can be all sizes just depends on your families genes. I know some my age that are shorter but plenty that are much taller….than even you."

"Preposterous! Such a thing is never heard of. What land do you dwell from?"


"Earth."

The general roared, "Outsider! We must destroy this female for she could be a spy!"

The scientist rushed in, "No! My lord we must study this creature and discover its origins. It could be very beneficial to us."

The emperor was dubious, though he was slightly intrigued none the less. As Chamberlain approached his side with obviously something to say he had a hunch it was important information.

Whispering, "My lord, it's never been heard of we find such an intelligent creature almost in our stature yes?" "Go on." "Perhaps we may keep her for our own purposes."

The emperor growled, "I've already concluded to make the human a slave fool!"

"No, No, sire~ That would be a waste of such a delicacy that lies before us. Chamberlain finds the female quite attractive and she would make anyone envious of our fortuitous gain."

The Emperor's intrigue just grew even more; even he had to admit there was something appealing about this human but not enough for anything more than a mere compliment.

"Very well, she shall be our honored guest but make sure the human knows its place or her essence is mine."

"Thank you sire~"


*The woman fidgeted as she was escorted down the long hallway. Very nervous to say the least and trying to limit touching the Skeksis as much as she could; she was barely holding his arm whilst trying to be polite.

"Here we are."

He opened the door for her and mused, "Very exquisite yes?" She glanced around the room and nodded, "It is really nice."

A tiny gasp escaped her throat when his clawed hand touched her back and gently pushed her further in, "I'll see to some fresh garments are made for you my lady~"

"My lady?" "Of course, you're an honored guest of the Skeksis and deserve a proper title. You like yes?" She shrugged a little, "I guess."

She wandered over to the vanity and fiddled with some of the bottles until once again Chamberlain was getting too close for comfort, looming his height over her again. He was a full head taller.

If she didn't know better he smelled her hair when he stroked a few strands of it, "We must make guest look even lovelier than she already is~ Hair must be styled properly~"

She cleared her throat, "Yeah….if you don't mind me asking why you are so….so…interested in me?"

Lifting her chin up to look him directly in his piercing eyes he grinned, "Chamberlain loves soft and pretty things, also…"

She tensed when he whispered softly into her ear, "Never a lovely creature to be seen that can handle a SkeKsis~"

The woman was sure her heart skipped a beat and full panic mode was in motion from what he really meant. She swatted his claw away glaring, "You can forget it."


"Mmmmm, feistier than Chamberlain gave credit for. Tis alright my lady, you can't leave so why not make the most of your time and get to know Chamberlain and his ways."

She backed away from him and crossed her arms, "Your ways~ by meaning sex I take it." He was a bit taken aback from the blunt response but continued smoothly, "I no wild animal that will harm you in any way. Chamberlain only meant he's gentle, complying, and mannerly than the other Skeksis."

With each word he got closer and closer until a booming voice snapped, "We have a meeting with the Emperor, enough harassing the human and come on."

An irritated hiss was the response that the General didn't take kindly to; but both left arguing as the woman sighed with relief.

*A week had passed and living among the Skeksis was interesting to say the least, they scared the shit out of her in general but was coping a lot better since her first day. Mealtime was just disgusting….certain Skeksis didn't have any manners but the food….which at least two things was alive and writhing turned her stomach. Luckily, she wasn't forced to eat anything she didn't want to and somehow extra very tasty dishes were made just for her.

I have a feeling its Chamberlain putting forth the effort of these meals for me….I just wish everyone would quit gawking at me. It's been a week they should've already dealt with it.

If she had to admit to anything that she really liked in this world, it would be the clothes and the way her hair gets done by the Podlings…the small creature she saw before.

The first choices were WAY too heavy and hot for her liking but they were used to making such clothes for the Skeksis. After the alterations they were very comfortable and light, plus the way her hair is styled is a big plus; she could never style her hair much to anything aside from a ponytail or half-bun…maybe a side braid but that was it.

She wanted to leave the castle but was stopped every time; the human was definitely a prisoner. Even outside in the gardens she had to be under watch. Letting out a heavy sigh she sat in deep thought on the balcony how to escape or if anything find her way back home.


*The Emperor was somewhat curious of a private council requested by Chamberlain, it's not often he doesn't boast in public but something was askew.

"What request do you have of your Emperor that needs to be kept in secret Chamberlain?"

Said Skeksis bowed low and humbly asked, "If to his majesties gracious benevolence, I would humbly ask permission to obtain a bride."

The Emperor sat more upright and mused, "Does this matter have anything to do with the human?"

"Guilty am I, but Chamberlain has waited for many a trine to find one." The Emperor was silent but the requester kept suavely gaining his objective, "Think of how grand the ceremony will be and how your subjects will see their wise ruler's generosity, plus all the offerings and gifts from all clans to celebrate. It's ideal~"

Hooked lined and sinker.

"I love the idea of reminding my subjects of how good I am to them. Very well Chamberlain, you have my blessing."

"Thank you sire! Wise and merciful lord!"

"Does the female consent to this?"

Just the sly grin and infamous "Mmmmm~" was enough answer for him, "Willingly or by force I suppose it doesn't matter anyway. The human isn't allowed to leave so this proves useful. You may go."

TBC:

Yes I'm going through a Dark Crystal faze due to the series but this is only a oneshot and just 2 chapters. I'm hoping (with a lot of luck) I can finish my other story too.

Hope to see some good reviews.