-Silver's FF7 Mini-Story Thingy-
~Too Much Coffee!~
=I don't own FF7.=
(Scene on the Highwind where Vincent's starting to be philosophical, right before you go to Forgotten Capitol and see the water movie thing)
Vincent: "Someday soon, everyone shall call us Ancients, and then people will call them Ancients, and then people will call them Ancients, and then... Mwa-hahahahahahahahahahahaha..."
Cloud: "Um, Vincent?"
Vincent: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."
Cloud: "Vincent?!"
Vincent: "Hahahahahahahaha...hee-hee...hahahahahahaaaa...."
Cloud: (Sighs) "I think we need a straight jacket in here!"
Vincent: "Hahahahahahahahhahahaaa..."
(Men in white coats come and drag him away)
***
(Yuffie is at the Forgotten Capitol, hoping to steal the White Materia.)
Yuffie: (Goes into the building and comes face to face with that fish)
Fish: "Blub!"
Yuffie: "Let me through!"
Fish: "Blub." (Wiggles a fin at her)
Yuffie: "LET ME THROUGH!!!"
Fish: "BLUB!"
Yuffie: (Hurls her weapon thing at the fish) "LET...ME...THROUGH!!!!!!!!!"
Fish: "ROARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!" (Eats Yuffie)
***
(Everyone is walking down a Midgar street)
Voice from the shadows: "Heh, heh, ho, ho...hehehe..."
All: "???"
V.F.T.S.: "Hey, chickies..."
All: "!!!"
(Don Corneo steps out of the shadows and does his 'movement.')
D.C.: "Hey, all. Ya wanna come back to the house with me?"
Tifa: "In your dreams."
Yuffie: "Crud. Hate this guy."
D.C.: "Aw, c'mon! It'll be fun!" (Walks towards Aeris)
Aeris: "Eep!" (Steals Vincent's gun and aims)
Tifa: "Hey, lookit Aeris!"
Aeris: (Fires the gun)
All males: (Cringe)
D.C.: (Eyes water- he begins wailing like a baby and hopping around frantically) "You...you...IDIOT! My life is ruined! I hate you! I HATE YOU!!!" (Passes out)
Aeris: (Blows off the gun, western-style)
All males: (Sweatdrop)
Cloud: "Remind me not to tick you off, Aeris."
***
The end. That was just a bit of insanity I wrote- please review. If it gets good reviews, I might add a sequel, which, I assure you, can only be stranger than this.
~Silver, out.
~Too Much Coffee!~
=I don't own FF7.=
(Scene on the Highwind where Vincent's starting to be philosophical, right before you go to Forgotten Capitol and see the water movie thing)
Vincent: "Someday soon, everyone shall call us Ancients, and then people will call them Ancients, and then people will call them Ancients, and then... Mwa-hahahahahahahahahahahaha..."
Cloud: "Um, Vincent?"
Vincent: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."
Cloud: "Vincent?!"
Vincent: "Hahahahahahahaha...hee-hee...hahahahahahaaaa...."
Cloud: (Sighs) "I think we need a straight jacket in here!"
Vincent: "Hahahahahahahahhahahaaa..."
(Men in white coats come and drag him away)
***
(Yuffie is at the Forgotten Capitol, hoping to steal the White Materia.)
Yuffie: (Goes into the building and comes face to face with that fish)
Fish: "Blub!"
Yuffie: "Let me through!"
Fish: "Blub." (Wiggles a fin at her)
Yuffie: "LET ME THROUGH!!!"
Fish: "BLUB!"
Yuffie: (Hurls her weapon thing at the fish) "LET...ME...THROUGH!!!!!!!!!"
Fish: "ROARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!" (Eats Yuffie)
***
(Everyone is walking down a Midgar street)
Voice from the shadows: "Heh, heh, ho, ho...hehehe..."
All: "???"
V.F.T.S.: "Hey, chickies..."
All: "!!!"
(Don Corneo steps out of the shadows and does his 'movement.')
D.C.: "Hey, all. Ya wanna come back to the house with me?"
Tifa: "In your dreams."
Yuffie: "Crud. Hate this guy."
D.C.: "Aw, c'mon! It'll be fun!" (Walks towards Aeris)
Aeris: "Eep!" (Steals Vincent's gun and aims)
Tifa: "Hey, lookit Aeris!"
Aeris: (Fires the gun)
All males: (Cringe)
D.C.: (Eyes water- he begins wailing like a baby and hopping around frantically) "You...you...IDIOT! My life is ruined! I hate you! I HATE YOU!!!" (Passes out)
Aeris: (Blows off the gun, western-style)
All males: (Sweatdrop)
Cloud: "Remind me not to tick you off, Aeris."
***
The end. That was just a bit of insanity I wrote- please review. If it gets good reviews, I might add a sequel, which, I assure you, can only be stranger than this.
~Silver, out.