Thanks for all the great reviews. ^_~ Without further ado, may I present Chapter 3 of this really insane story.
Rest & Relaxation Chapter 3
Heero was getting worried with every passing minute. He gazed out the window and stared at the darkening sky. They already went to the spa in hopes that Relena was already there. Of course she wasn't.
"Where is she?" asked Milliardo.
Everyone shook their heads. Heero abruptly stood up grabbed an umbrella. He was going after Relena.
"WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOIN' YUY?!?!" screamed the insane brother.
"To find Relena, what else?" he answered calmly.
"NO YOU'RE NOT!"
Milliardo was red with anger. He looked like a tomato on the brink of exploding. Seriously… Anywayz, back to my really bad fic.
"WHERE'S MY FREAKIN' 474 REVOLVER? I'M PUTTIN' THAT NO GOOD SON OF A B*TCH OUT OF HIS MISERY! "
"Now Milliard, honey, don't you think your temper is a just a little extreme? After all, it's only Heero," reasoned Noin.
" GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! URUSAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Duo jumped on the table and screamed "CATFIGHT! I am rooting for you Yuy. KNOCK HIM DEAD!" Hilde being the girl that she is, grabbed his braid and yanked him down. Duo clumsily tripped which tripped Hilde, who fell onto Dorothy, who toppled onto Quatre, who toppled onto Catherine, who slammed into Sally, who fell on Trowa, who stepped out of the way. So then Sally went into Wufei, who collided into Noin who grabbed Milliardo down with him. They all landed with a large "OOPH!"
"Heero, this you chance to go," Trowa responded "I am not going to stop you."
He quickly jumped over the injured pile of people and ran out the door. It took him approximately 5 minutes to reach the lake with his speed. Heero scanned the lake for any signs of Relena. No luck. Into the forest, he went. Finally, after about, ooh, 2 minutes he spotted her. She was asleep in the middle of an open plain. His eyes light up like light bulbs and he quickly ran over to her and shook her on the shoulder.
"Relena, wake up. Wake up."
"…………*YAWN*. O, hi Heero-kun," she said sleepily.
"We have to get back to the spa because we're going to have a big storm.
"That's too bad. Come and wake me up in an hour. G'Night."
" Dammit."
He hoisted her body onto his back and began to make his way back to the hotel/spa. It had began to drizzle and he couldn't exactly use his umbrella so they would have to get wet. (I'm not complaining. Heero + wet clothes = drool.) Her weight was slowing him down. Milliardo was gonna throw a fit. He slowly walked back on the side of the road when a car came zooming by. Coincidentally, there just HAPPENED to be a big pit of mud where the wheel was going to hit. And I think you all know what's going to happen.
"ZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!"
Heero was entirely covered in a thick crust of dirt and mud. He continued on, cursing silently at the driver. He finally reached their private section and slid the door open.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S THE LOCKNESS MONSTER…AND RELENA!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" screamed Duo.
This caused another chain reaction. Catherine who was pouring OOLON TEA got startled and dumped it on poor Quatre, who suddenly stood up, which caused the flower vase to fall on Hilde head, who became unconscious, who tipped over onto Trowa with such force that he fell onto Dorothy, in which Dorothy fell onto Sally who didn't really fall but did it just for the heck of landing on Wufei's lap. (^_~)
"Oi, oi. My mistake. It was only Heero, and what do we have here? Wu-man and Sally, sittin' in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g…"
"Omae o korosu!!!"
"Hnnn. That's my phrase."
Everyone gave a long sigh. Milliardo, who was tied to a chair and in a restraint jacked, was still raging with fury. Heero forced a small smirk to his lip and carried Relena to her bedroom, where he tucked her in and let her slumber. He then went into his room to take a long shower to scrub all the yucky mud and crap off. Afterwards, he went back outside, and found everyone trying to "tame" the wild Milliardo. They had to put duct tape to keep his mouth close for relief. After an awkward period of silence, everyone decided to order take-out.
They all pigged out on sushi (yum ///_^ Even Trowa approves!), sashimi (is that how you spell it?) and red bean ice-cream.(it's good.) After they ate, the storm was just beginning to worsen. The wind blew harshly, heavy droplets of rain splashed on the roof, and there was thunder and lightning.
"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!"
All the girls jumped onto their boyfriends. (except Catherine and Trowa. They're brother and sister.) Wufei, again, was muttering something dishonor, while Trowa just sat there, Quatre was blushing, Millirdo and Noin hugging, and Duo and Hilde making out on the floor. (ahem, anyways)
"Maybe we should all get some shut eye," suggested Quatre," I'll see you all in the morning."
And so they left on by one. When Heero left, Milliardo glared ad him with a "don't try that with my sister or I will pound you into a pulp and literally kill you" type of look. Heero didn't give. He just went into his room and turned on his handy-dandy…laptop. He began typing furiously and didn't stop for a break.
"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!"
Relena sat straight up in her bed, practically strangling her teddy bear. If there was one thing for her to be afraid of, it was thunder. She timidly got up and knocked on Heero's door…
There! That's the REALLY crappy third chapter. Pleeze r/r! I will love you all dearly and cherish you too. Thanx again to all the reviewers. The comments were sooooooo nice. Arigato and ja ne!