Disclaimers: I DARE YOU TO SUE ME! (j/k…)

Rest & Relaxation: Chapter 7

Wufei grabbed the suit and walked slowly to the bathroom. Everyone gathered around the door and heard Wufei mumbling something in Chinese and Hilde quickly went to get the camera. The knob slowly turned and there was a small crack in the door. You could see the little ears hanging off his head and Sally eagerly watched as the Pika-man showed his face.

Silence…

The entire group burst out into laughter. Wufei looked like he got caught in a nuclear explosion. They goaded him to the door and Wufei sucked it up. With all his speed, he ran down the street and around the court. Sally walked to the door and turned the lock…

"Yeah, Sally!" Hilde said giving Sally a high five. As Wufei was reproaching the door everyone gathered around the window. He ran up the steps and tried to open the door. He yanked, he pulled, he pushed but it was no use. "SALLY! YOU ONNA!!!" he screamed.

"Hi, Wufei honey. Have a nice walk?" she cooed.

"OPEN THE DOOR!"

"FINE…BUT…YOU HAVE TO DO THE FUNKY CHICKEN DANCE OUTSIDE AND THEN SING IN SPANISH!"

Wufei growled and folded his arms by his sides and began to dance the funky chicken (-__-). Hilde snapped a few shots and then Wufei stopped and began to sing in Spanish, a language he apparently didn't know how to speak.

"Ay, ay, ay, ay canta y no llore!!!" Sally laughed so hard that she had no strength to open the door so Hilde had to. Wufei came crawling in, steamed and seeing red. Suddenly the phone rang and Quatre went to pick it up.

"Moshi, moshi?" he asked politely.

"Yes, hello. This is Animal Control. We have numerous reports saying of an odd yellow creature has been roaming the area that you are in. It is reported to have dancing and singing skills. Have you seen this creature?"

Quatre held in his laugh and responded," Iie. Gomen."

"Arigato." And they hung up.

Quatre quickly told everyone what he had just heard and Wufei was blushing a furious shade of red, from anger and embarrassment. Hilde cracked up and rolled on the floor, tears forming on the side of her eyes. It wasn't that funny…

After Hilde settled, they all decided to head to the sacred ground: the kitchen. Everyone pulled up a seat and Quatre decided to play "bartender".

"Quatre! I wanna beer!" screamed Duo. "Heck no, your not even 21!" Hilde yelled back. " Fine…THE ALMIGHTY SHINIGAMI wants chocolate milk. Heavy on the chocolate syrup."

Everyone got their drinks and began sipping away. Finally, Duo got his face out of the milk and gave a long, BIG, rude belch.

~BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPP~

"Duo, you onna! You cannot even burp like a man! Watch the man!" Wufei implied.

~BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPP~

"Oi, oi. That was something I could do in my sleep. Let the God of Death define the true meaning of the burp."

~BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP~

"Hah! I can do better!"

"Uh, guys?" Quatre asked quietly.

'NANI?" Duo and Wufei screamed at his face on unison.

*small whimper* "N-nothing."

"GODAMNIT! FOR ONCE, WILL YOU TWO STOP ACTING LIKE BIG BABIES? FOR GOD SAKE, IT'S ONLY A BURPING CONTEST!" Catherine yelled at the top of her lungs.

(HUGE sweat-drops.)

"Someone's experiencing P.M.S…" Relena mumbled.

"I AM NOT! NOW EVERYONE GO TO BED AND NOT ONE WORD!!!"

They all crept into their rooms while Wufei and Duo crawled up the stairs mumbling to each other," I am the supreme burper."

Relena quietly brushed her teeth, said her good nights and crawled into bed. That night, the wind howled fiercely and the moon shined an eerie white. Relena stayed awake in her bed, snuggling under her covers, wishing for the wind to stop. She was scared. Really scared. Relena got up and walked to the one person's room that her instincts lead her to: Heero's. (duh!) She rose her hand and gently knocked…

Well, I'm off to change all my other fanfics. Please r/r and BE NICE. Arigato!