The Gundam Wing BumBum Song
Rated PG-13 for crude humor, potty humor, sexual humor, violence, naughty language, mooning, and some raunchieness.
(um ,yeah . . .)
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Theme: This the Duo show! And not the Relena show! This is my favorite show! Because its MY show!
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Duo is runing around putting his butt on everything
The Gundam Wing BumBum Song
Duo: My Bum is on the Gundam! My bum is on the Gundam! If Im unlucky, Heero will shoot me in the Bum-dum!
* Heero walks into the hanger to find Duo mooning his Gundam*
Heero: Duo! Get your Massive Cheeks off WingZero! Omae o Koruso!
*Duo runs out of the hanger as a bullet grazes his rear. *
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Duo: My Bum is on the lion! My bum is on the lion! If im lucky, the lion will start crying. *lion bites his butt*
Trowa is in the dark filming this while thing silently
Duo: WAAIII!!! You could have TOLD me that the lion would bite my butt!
Trowa: . . . .
Duo: Never mind
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Duo: My bum is on the Tallgeese! My bum is on the Tallgeese! And if i'm lucky, Zechs wont turn turn me into dead meat!
Zechs: What the hell are you doing?!
Duo: Im just havin a little fun
Zechs: bullshit.
Duo: Say hi to Noin for me will ya?! *wink*
*makes very rude and raunchy gestures with his hands*
Zechs: Duo, get your Filthy ass away from the beam saber.
Duo: What beam saber?
Zechs: The one Im turning on right . . . NOW!
Duo: WAAAIH!!
*beam saber slices off seat of pants to reveal his Smiley Face boxers.*
Duo: Why is everone so mean to me?
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Duo: My bum is on the teacup. My bum is on the teacup. If Im lucky, Quatre won't beat me up!
Quatre: Duo! Thats not a teacup! Thats a bomb!
Duo: Oh! Crap! I'll get you for this Heero!
Duo: Lets play with Wu-dude!
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Duo: My bum is on Nataku! My bum is on Nataku! If im unlucky, I'll get shot up the wha-zzu!!
Wufei: MAXWELL! GET YOUR PUTRESCANT WEAKLING AMERICAN ONNA BUTTOCKS OFF MY PRECIOUS NATAKU!! INJUSTICE!!!!!
Duo: Don't have a cow, Wu-man!
Wufei: IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE! *pulls out samarai sword*
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4 hours later
Duo: I can't beleive you sliced my butt, Wufei!
Wufei: You asked for it weakling onna man!
Duo: The least you could do is say sorry!
Sally: Bend over Duo! Its time for stitches!
Duo: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
THE "END" if you know what I mean
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Duo: And next time on the Duo Maxwell show, we'll be investigating the nocturnal activities of Zechs and Noin! Assuming they don't kill me . .
Zehcs and Noin: Hey!
Disclamer: I don't own amything except for this fic! By the way, I am a rabid Zechs and Noin fan, so drop me a line at Hotaru119@aol.com
PLease! Pretty Please! AIM me! The names Hotaru119!!! Im bored!
And if you do, you will get to read what I have written on the
"next episode" *wink* Otherwise, youre just gonna have to wait till I publish it with the rest of the lemons!
Rated PG-13 for crude humor, potty humor, sexual humor, violence, naughty language, mooning, and some raunchieness.
(um ,yeah . . .)
*************************
Theme: This the Duo show! And not the Relena show! This is my favorite show! Because its MY show!
*************************
Duo is runing around putting his butt on everything
The Gundam Wing BumBum Song
Duo: My Bum is on the Gundam! My bum is on the Gundam! If Im unlucky, Heero will shoot me in the Bum-dum!
* Heero walks into the hanger to find Duo mooning his Gundam*
Heero: Duo! Get your Massive Cheeks off WingZero! Omae o Koruso!
*Duo runs out of the hanger as a bullet grazes his rear. *
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Duo: My Bum is on the lion! My bum is on the lion! If im lucky, the lion will start crying. *lion bites his butt*
Trowa is in the dark filming this while thing silently
Duo: WAAIII!!! You could have TOLD me that the lion would bite my butt!
Trowa: . . . .
Duo: Never mind
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Duo: My bum is on the Tallgeese! My bum is on the Tallgeese! And if i'm lucky, Zechs wont turn turn me into dead meat!
Zechs: What the hell are you doing?!
Duo: Im just havin a little fun
Zechs: bullshit.
Duo: Say hi to Noin for me will ya?! *wink*
*makes very rude and raunchy gestures with his hands*
Zechs: Duo, get your Filthy ass away from the beam saber.
Duo: What beam saber?
Zechs: The one Im turning on right . . . NOW!
Duo: WAAAIH!!
*beam saber slices off seat of pants to reveal his Smiley Face boxers.*
Duo: Why is everone so mean to me?
***************
Duo: My bum is on the teacup. My bum is on the teacup. If Im lucky, Quatre won't beat me up!
Quatre: Duo! Thats not a teacup! Thats a bomb!
Duo: Oh! Crap! I'll get you for this Heero!
Duo: Lets play with Wu-dude!
***************
Duo: My bum is on Nataku! My bum is on Nataku! If im unlucky, I'll get shot up the wha-zzu!!
Wufei: MAXWELL! GET YOUR PUTRESCANT WEAKLING AMERICAN ONNA BUTTOCKS OFF MY PRECIOUS NATAKU!! INJUSTICE!!!!!
Duo: Don't have a cow, Wu-man!
Wufei: IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE! *pulls out samarai sword*
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4 hours later
Duo: I can't beleive you sliced my butt, Wufei!
Wufei: You asked for it weakling onna man!
Duo: The least you could do is say sorry!
Sally: Bend over Duo! Its time for stitches!
Duo: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
THE "END" if you know what I mean
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Duo: And next time on the Duo Maxwell show, we'll be investigating the nocturnal activities of Zechs and Noin! Assuming they don't kill me . .
Zehcs and Noin: Hey!
Disclamer: I don't own amything except for this fic! By the way, I am a rabid Zechs and Noin fan, so drop me a line at Hotaru119@aol.com
PLease! Pretty Please! AIM me! The names Hotaru119!!! Im bored!
And if you do, you will get to read what I have written on the
"next episode" *wink* Otherwise, youre just gonna have to wait till I publish it with the rest of the lemons!