Chapter 4: Is That a Griffin and Since When Did Flammie Get so Big?
Duran: L27 Angela: L26 Hawk: L27
Location: Path to the Heavens
"Wow look, Square swiped out the wimpy enemies for these level 32 guys," Duran noted. "Oooohhh when is this nightmare going to be over?!?" Angela asked. "It'll be over after we kill the eight God-Beasts," Hawk grinned. "That's not the answer I wanted to hear!" Angela complained. "Angie, you must've really had a lonely childhood since you complain so damn much!" Duran laughed. "Hey, not you too?!? Ooooo, why can't anyone here pay respect to the one and only Princess of Altena?!?!?!?!" Angela screeched. "God, you're just as bad as Koren, Duran!!!" she continued. "Oh woe is me, I just dethroned the Princess and called her Angie! Big whoopsey-doo!" Duran laughed again. Angela walked up to Duran and smacked him in the face. "Ow, what was that for?!?" he shouted. "You've got no manners!" she yelled back. "Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!" Hawk could not keep himself from laughing. The next thing he knew, there was a bright-red hand mark implanted on his face. He rubbed it until the pain went away. "Alright alright, I shouldn't have laughed, happy?" he said. "That's better!" Angela mused.
Later, they finally reached the Gold Goddess Statue at the Corridor of Wind. Each person healed, then Duran saved the game. "Dangaard should be by where the Wind Mana Stone is right?" he asked. "Yuppers," Hawk replied. They trotted on over to the cave, then were back outside again, this time, standing in that area where they first met Jinn, the Wind Spirit. "I see Dangaard!" Hawk cried. Duran, upon hearing what Hawk said, immediately grabbed the Wind Drum and summoned Flammie to chase the God-Beast. When they finally caught up with Dangaard, the battle had begun. But for some reason, Flammie looked different. "Whoa, Flammie's HUGE!!!" Angela exclaimed. "You noticed that too?" Hawk asked. "I know, suddenly Flammie's the size of a frickin' city!!!" he added. "Hey hey, people, we've got a God-Beast to worry about here!!!" Duran yelled. Angela lifted her head and saw this grotesque-looking two-headed monster staring at them. "Eeewww, what the hell?!?" she cried. "Is Dangaard a griffin?" Hawk asked. "I don't know, and I don't care!!! Angela, cast an Earth spell!" Duran commanded. "Hmph, you still call me Angela?!? That's it, I'm not taking orders from you!" she yelled. "Argh, baka!!! If you don't do it, we'll all die!!!" Duran yelled back. "Okay, fine!!! But only this time you moron!!!!" she yelled again. "Oh god, I don't have time for insults! Hawk, gimme a hand!" "Okee-dokee!" Hawk eagerly responded.
While Angela was busy trying to concentrate on Earthquake, Dangaard casted Air Slasher. "Hey-wha?!?" Duran said surprised. The attack went through, and the party was forced to heal. Finally, Angela was able to cast Earthquake, and Dangaard lost about 300 HP. But Angela had to complain. "Jeez, why do all those stupid bosses have to overwrite my spells?!?!?!? I casted them before he did, yet he can easily go before me!!! Even Seiken Densetsu 2 avoided this problem!!!!!" "Shut up dammit!" Duran hollered. Angela stuck her tongue out at him. Next, Dangaard started doing its annoying screeching attack. "Omae o korosu!!!!!!!" Duran threatened . It screeched again. "Shut the fuck up you stupid ass-hole!!!" he shouted. It screeched yet again. "That's it, you're gonna die mother-fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He leapt onto the bird and drew his sword. Before the bird could try to peck him, he raised the blade and sliced one of its heads off. It screeched menacingly, but that pissed Duran off even more. He shoved the blade right through the remaining head and killed it. Oh lookee, Dangaard's dead!!!!!!!!!!!
Location: Fishing Harbor Palo at the Inn
"That was too easy," Hawk stated. "Most likely he's the easiest of the God-Beasts," Duran added. Hawk crossed Dangaard's name off the list. "Next up, we have Lightgazer, God-Beast of Light. He is located in the Ancient Ruins of Light, nearby Wendel," he said. "Light God-Beast? That means he's susceptible to Dark magic. Evil Gate will come in handy," Angela replied. "Yes, Evil Gate will come in handy!" Duran laughed, while rustling Angela's hair. "Hey quit that!!! You ruined my hair stupid!!!" She slapped him in the face. "Ow, you suck!" he pouted. "Serves you right!" She gave a death glare at Duran and turned her back on him.
Duran: L27 Angela: L26 Hawk: L27
Location: Path to the Heavens
"Wow look, Square swiped out the wimpy enemies for these level 32 guys," Duran noted. "Oooohhh when is this nightmare going to be over?!?" Angela asked. "It'll be over after we kill the eight God-Beasts," Hawk grinned. "That's not the answer I wanted to hear!" Angela complained. "Angie, you must've really had a lonely childhood since you complain so damn much!" Duran laughed. "Hey, not you too?!? Ooooo, why can't anyone here pay respect to the one and only Princess of Altena?!?!?!?!" Angela screeched. "God, you're just as bad as Koren, Duran!!!" she continued. "Oh woe is me, I just dethroned the Princess and called her Angie! Big whoopsey-doo!" Duran laughed again. Angela walked up to Duran and smacked him in the face. "Ow, what was that for?!?" he shouted. "You've got no manners!" she yelled back. "Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!" Hawk could not keep himself from laughing. The next thing he knew, there was a bright-red hand mark implanted on his face. He rubbed it until the pain went away. "Alright alright, I shouldn't have laughed, happy?" he said. "That's better!" Angela mused.
Later, they finally reached the Gold Goddess Statue at the Corridor of Wind. Each person healed, then Duran saved the game. "Dangaard should be by where the Wind Mana Stone is right?" he asked. "Yuppers," Hawk replied. They trotted on over to the cave, then were back outside again, this time, standing in that area where they first met Jinn, the Wind Spirit. "I see Dangaard!" Hawk cried. Duran, upon hearing what Hawk said, immediately grabbed the Wind Drum and summoned Flammie to chase the God-Beast. When they finally caught up with Dangaard, the battle had begun. But for some reason, Flammie looked different. "Whoa, Flammie's HUGE!!!" Angela exclaimed. "You noticed that too?" Hawk asked. "I know, suddenly Flammie's the size of a frickin' city!!!" he added. "Hey hey, people, we've got a God-Beast to worry about here!!!" Duran yelled. Angela lifted her head and saw this grotesque-looking two-headed monster staring at them. "Eeewww, what the hell?!?" she cried. "Is Dangaard a griffin?" Hawk asked. "I don't know, and I don't care!!! Angela, cast an Earth spell!" Duran commanded. "Hmph, you still call me Angela?!? That's it, I'm not taking orders from you!" she yelled. "Argh, baka!!! If you don't do it, we'll all die!!!" Duran yelled back. "Okay, fine!!! But only this time you moron!!!!" she yelled again. "Oh god, I don't have time for insults! Hawk, gimme a hand!" "Okee-dokee!" Hawk eagerly responded.
While Angela was busy trying to concentrate on Earthquake, Dangaard casted Air Slasher. "Hey-wha?!?" Duran said surprised. The attack went through, and the party was forced to heal. Finally, Angela was able to cast Earthquake, and Dangaard lost about 300 HP. But Angela had to complain. "Jeez, why do all those stupid bosses have to overwrite my spells?!?!?!? I casted them before he did, yet he can easily go before me!!! Even Seiken Densetsu 2 avoided this problem!!!!!" "Shut up dammit!" Duran hollered. Angela stuck her tongue out at him. Next, Dangaard started doing its annoying screeching attack. "Omae o korosu!!!!!!!" Duran threatened . It screeched again. "Shut the fuck up you stupid ass-hole!!!" he shouted. It screeched yet again. "That's it, you're gonna die mother-fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He leapt onto the bird and drew his sword. Before the bird could try to peck him, he raised the blade and sliced one of its heads off. It screeched menacingly, but that pissed Duran off even more. He shoved the blade right through the remaining head and killed it. Oh lookee, Dangaard's dead!!!!!!!!!!!
Location: Fishing Harbor Palo at the Inn
"That was too easy," Hawk stated. "Most likely he's the easiest of the God-Beasts," Duran added. Hawk crossed Dangaard's name off the list. "Next up, we have Lightgazer, God-Beast of Light. He is located in the Ancient Ruins of Light, nearby Wendel," he said. "Light God-Beast? That means he's susceptible to Dark magic. Evil Gate will come in handy," Angela replied. "Yes, Evil Gate will come in handy!" Duran laughed, while rustling Angela's hair. "Hey quit that!!! You ruined my hair stupid!!!" She slapped him in the face. "Ow, you suck!" he pouted. "Serves you right!" She gave a death glare at Duran and turned her back on him.