Chapter 5: Lightgazer is Reminiscent of a Brain Ball


Duran: L29 Angela: L29 Hawk: 29

Location: Temple of Light


They walked through the ruins of what was once the Temple of Light. Its purpose was to house the Mana Stone of Light, which was now shattered. And within that temple lurked the God-Beast Lightgazer.

"I am getting so sick of this God-Beast mission. I don't have any energy left, and I just want to die!" The declaration came from Hawk. "Hawk, once again, we don't have a choice! Now please shut up because I tire of your rants!!! In fact, I'm getting tired of my own rants! Bah!!!" Duran replied, shaking his head around while slicing with his hand through the air. "At this rate, it'll take longer to kill the God-Beasts!!! You know, now I do want to enter their world and kill Squaresoft!" Angela added. "No wait, I just realized that I can't quit! I promised myself that I would kill Koren!!! Must not give up!" Angela only stared and laughed. "God, you and your frickin' obsession with Mr. Wizard of the Red Lotus, ha ha! Gimme a break, the guy's really a wimp!" said Angela. "What?!? If he sucks so bad, then why was I unable to beat him?" "That's because your intelligence level wasn't high enough, bwhahahahahaahahaha!!!!!!!!!!" Duran's face turned bright red as he was motivated enough at the moment to punch Angela. However, being the semi-gentleman that he is, he decided to let her go on and on and on.

Next he felt a tap on his shoulder. "What is it Hawk?" he asked. "Um, there's a knight approaching us at a ridiculously high level. Can we kill him now?" "Oh right. Yeah, let's go. Angela, stop laughing and help us unless you want to die!!!" When she didn't answer, Duran spun around, only to meet the backside of Angela. "God, you think this is a time to make fun of me!!!" "What, oh don't worry, I heard you!" she replied. Duran became angry again. "I'm going to ask you nicely to please stop mooning me.....grrrrrr...." Angela stood up and stuck her tongue out at him. "Okay okay, I'll stop." "What a spoiled brat," Duran thought.

10 minutes later, they reached the Gold Goddess Statue and saved. "Is it me, or was this the shortest maze so far?" Hawk asked. "Oh don't worry, I noticed it too. Anyway, Lightgazer is through the opening to the right of us," Duran replied. Surprisingly, he didn't hear any comment from Angela. "Now where is she?!?" He looked around the room, but she wasn't anywhere to be found. "Maybe she ran off to meet Lightgazer," Hawk suggested.

The arrived at the area were Lightgazer was waiting. Hawk was correct, Angela was there, slouching a little as if something had terrified her. "Ew, that's so gross!!! Look you two, it's a giant bouncing purple brain!" she declared. "I don't want to argue... I want to fight! Angela, zip your mouth and start casting dark spells!!!" Duran ordered. "Evil Gate or Dark Force?" she asked. "Who cares, as long as your MP doesn't run out first!!! Ah kuso!!!!" He started slashing away at the bouncing ball, not really damaging it a whole lot. Hawk continued to build up his power meter until he could unleash Silhouette Slices, while Angela was busy concentrating on an Evil Gate attack.

20 minutes later.... "Argh, I want to die!!! I don't want to save Mana anymore!!!!!!!" Angela yelled. Duran sighed and rubbed his face. Hawk, at the moment, was trying to take a nap on the hard stone floor of the area where they had just slain Lightgazer. "You want to know what's worse than this?" he began. "What?" Angela asked. "The fact that we have to get our levels up to 38 in order to perform a second class change. Duran, you're a Knight, Angela, you're a Delvar, and I'm Ninja. What classes will you be changing to next?" "I hope to be Lord, just 'cause it has multi-target Heal Light. It would've been better to choose the Dark path and become Sword Master instead," Duran said. "Rune Master for me," Angela added. "And Nightblade for me. Question is, will the player change us into those classes?" After a moment of silence, all three started screaming for a full minute.