:::::Dr. Evil took Fat Bastard's sock away and put it on Mustafa's nose again, this time with everyone equipped with clothespins. Dr. Evil threw it out the window and it landed right on someone's head.:::::::::
SOMEONE: Eh! What's this sock doin' on me head?
MINI ME: Hey, Fat Bastard! That guy looks just like you!
FAT BASTARD: He had BLACK hair. And a BEARD. I ain't never gettin' my hair black.
SOMEONE (who happens to be Hagrid): Are yeh' the guys who er' gonna be learnin' magic?
DR. EVIL: ....I guess so....
HAGRID: Well, follow me!
::::Hagrid leads all of them inside the castle. Mini Me and Fat Bastard get lost.::::
MINI ME: Oh no...... where'd they go?
FAT BASTARD: Don't ask me!
MINI ME: I WASN'T ASKING YOU, YOU VEGETABLE!
FAT BASTARD: I am NOT a vegetable!
MINI ME: Yeah, well- wait... what are those?
:::::They happen to be in the broom closet.:::::
FAT BASTARD: There's a book here! It's a cook book!
MINI ME: You moron! It doesn't say "cooking" on it, it says "flying."
FAT BASTARD: I am NOT a moron!
MINI ME: Uh-huh.... look here... it says how to mount a broom and FLY IT? What kind of place IS this?
FAT BASTARD: Don't ask me!
MINI ME: FOR THE LAST TIME, I WAS NOT ASKING YOU, YOU CUCUMBER!
FAT BASTARD: I am NOT a cucumber!
MINI ME: Here we go again.
:::::MEANWHILE:::::::
DR. EVIL: ......... Mini Me? Fat Bastard? Where'd they go?
HAGRID: It's easy ter get lost in a place like this.
DR. EVIL: ::::praying that Fat Bastard isn't eating Mini Me::::
::::MEANWHILE (again).........::::::::
MINI ME: All right... I think this is how you mount the stupid thing....
FAT BASTARD: Gimme a broom!
MINI ME: You'd snap it in two, you idiot! You excede the weight capacity! These brooms can only hold up 1000 lbs. !!!!!
FAT BASTARD: Well, I guess I can ride TWO brooms together.
MINI ME: What's this? A FIREBOLT? COOL! I GOT THIS ONE!
FAT BASTARD: NO! I want that one!
MINI ME: There's plenty more brooms! Leave me alone! :::::::All of a sudden, Mini Me is flying and unable to control the broom::::::::
FAT BASTARD: :::::sticking his tongue out:::: Ha ha ha ha ha! You can't fly it! Na na na na na na!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MINI ME: SHUT UP AND GET ME DOWN! THIS STUPID @#%$^@!%$# BROOM WON'T PUT ME DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!
FAT BASTARD: Shut up! PG rating PG RATING!!!
MINI ME: @&%#&@$^%#$@#^%$#%@$#%@ THERE'S you stupid PG rating! :::::all of a sudden, the broom flies out of the closet and into the hallway!
PEEVES: Little person on Harry's firebolt! LITTLE PERSON ON HARRY'S FIREBOLT!
MINI ME: Shut up!
FAT BASTARD: ::::huff::: Get.... :::::puff::::::: Down.... Here...... ugh. :::::::faints from running so fast at a distance of 7 feet::::::
MINI ME: This is fun now! YEAH!!!!!!!!
:::::MEANWHILE:::::::::
DR. EVIL: Do you... hear something?
SCOTT: Huh? A swishing sound?
DR. EVIL: And an earthquake? ::::all of a sudden, Mini Me goes flying past them and Fat Bastard is making an attempt to run, shaking the floor as he moves. And then.........
SNAPE: WHO ARE YOU?
FAT BASTARD: Can't.......... stop............
SNAPE: STOP! IN THE NAME OF HOGWARTS, BOTH OF YOU STOP!
MINI ME: But I'm having fun! And I don't know how to stop anyway!
HAGRID: And I still got this ruddy sardine-smellin' sock on me head!
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SOMEONE: Eh! What's this sock doin' on me head?
MINI ME: Hey, Fat Bastard! That guy looks just like you!
FAT BASTARD: He had BLACK hair. And a BEARD. I ain't never gettin' my hair black.
SOMEONE (who happens to be Hagrid): Are yeh' the guys who er' gonna be learnin' magic?
DR. EVIL: ....I guess so....
HAGRID: Well, follow me!
::::Hagrid leads all of them inside the castle. Mini Me and Fat Bastard get lost.::::
MINI ME: Oh no...... where'd they go?
FAT BASTARD: Don't ask me!
MINI ME: I WASN'T ASKING YOU, YOU VEGETABLE!
FAT BASTARD: I am NOT a vegetable!
MINI ME: Yeah, well- wait... what are those?
:::::They happen to be in the broom closet.:::::
FAT BASTARD: There's a book here! It's a cook book!
MINI ME: You moron! It doesn't say "cooking" on it, it says "flying."
FAT BASTARD: I am NOT a moron!
MINI ME: Uh-huh.... look here... it says how to mount a broom and FLY IT? What kind of place IS this?
FAT BASTARD: Don't ask me!
MINI ME: FOR THE LAST TIME, I WAS NOT ASKING YOU, YOU CUCUMBER!
FAT BASTARD: I am NOT a cucumber!
MINI ME: Here we go again.
:::::MEANWHILE:::::::
DR. EVIL: ......... Mini Me? Fat Bastard? Where'd they go?
HAGRID: It's easy ter get lost in a place like this.
DR. EVIL: ::::praying that Fat Bastard isn't eating Mini Me::::
::::MEANWHILE (again).........::::::::
MINI ME: All right... I think this is how you mount the stupid thing....
FAT BASTARD: Gimme a broom!
MINI ME: You'd snap it in two, you idiot! You excede the weight capacity! These brooms can only hold up 1000 lbs. !!!!!
FAT BASTARD: Well, I guess I can ride TWO brooms together.
MINI ME: What's this? A FIREBOLT? COOL! I GOT THIS ONE!
FAT BASTARD: NO! I want that one!
MINI ME: There's plenty more brooms! Leave me alone! :::::::All of a sudden, Mini Me is flying and unable to control the broom::::::::
FAT BASTARD: :::::sticking his tongue out:::: Ha ha ha ha ha! You can't fly it! Na na na na na na!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MINI ME: SHUT UP AND GET ME DOWN! THIS STUPID @#%$^@!%$# BROOM WON'T PUT ME DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!
FAT BASTARD: Shut up! PG rating PG RATING!!!
MINI ME: @&%#&@$^%#$@#^%$#%@$#%@ THERE'S you stupid PG rating! :::::all of a sudden, the broom flies out of the closet and into the hallway!
PEEVES: Little person on Harry's firebolt! LITTLE PERSON ON HARRY'S FIREBOLT!
MINI ME: Shut up!
FAT BASTARD: ::::huff::: Get.... :::::puff::::::: Down.... Here...... ugh. :::::::faints from running so fast at a distance of 7 feet::::::
MINI ME: This is fun now! YEAH!!!!!!!!
:::::MEANWHILE:::::::::
DR. EVIL: Do you... hear something?
SCOTT: Huh? A swishing sound?
DR. EVIL: And an earthquake? ::::all of a sudden, Mini Me goes flying past them and Fat Bastard is making an attempt to run, shaking the floor as he moves. And then.........
SNAPE: WHO ARE YOU?
FAT BASTARD: Can't.......... stop............
SNAPE: STOP! IN THE NAME OF HOGWARTS, BOTH OF YOU STOP!
MINI ME: But I'm having fun! And I don't know how to stop anyway!
HAGRID: And I still got this ruddy sardine-smellin' sock on me head!
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to be continued.....................
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