Trip to Hogwarts!!! part THREE
SNAPE: Then take it off, stupid!
HAGRID: :::backs away as if Snape is crazy::: I ain't touchin' the thing!
FAT BASTARD: That's mine!
SNAPE: :::nastily:: Hagrid, could this be a long lost relative of yours?
HAGRID: No, 'e's too fat!
FAT BASTARD: And he's got black hair! I have RED hair!
SNAPE: Then are you related to Mr. Weasley? :::points at Ron, who's walking down the hallway:::
RON: No way!
HARRY: Hey, Ron, who're you talking to?
RON: A really fat red-headed guy!
:::::All of a sudden, Mini Me is flying down the hallway::::
MINI ME: YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MCGONAGALL: Come down from there at once!
MINI ME: I can't! I don't know how!
MCGONAGAL: Accio Firebolt!
:::The broom goes straight to Mcgonagall, and she catches the broom and Mini Me falls off.:::
MINI ME: Ow.
MCGONAGALL: Now... if we could please get on without more interruption, I'd like to direct you "evil" people to the Transfiguration class.
DR. EVIL & THE OTHERS: ::::running down the hall::: Mini Me! Are you all right? ::checking over him:: There are no chew marks, right?
MINI ME: ... I'm fine.
FAT BASTARD: What... (huff) about... (puff) me?...... ::::falls down again from running so hard and starts breathing really fast:::::
MCGONAGALL: Poppy! We got a hyperventilating fat guy here!
FAT BASTARD: No... I'm... fine...
MCGONAGALL: Um, never mind, Poppy.... look, we cannot afford to waste any more time. Follow me. ::::walk to the Transfiguration room:::: Good. Now..... as I know, you all have SOME magic blood in you, although that is extremely hard to believe...
NUMBER TWO: Look what Mustafa's doing!
::::Mustafa is turning different colors::::
MCGONAGALL: Ugh. Some people have allergic reactions to this room, and-
SNAPE: Perhaps they need some fresh air. Like OUTSIDE. Away from the castle where they can wreak havoc without doing damage.
MCGONAGALL: Maybe they need a room that's a little cooler... how about doing potions instead, Severus?
SNAPE: :::Cringes since his plan to get the "evil" people away from the castle didn't work::: I don't think it would be necessary...
MINI ME: You're name's Severus?!? Ha!
SNAPE: :::gives Mini Me a warning look::: Maybe I can use this one for a mop to clean the bathroom?
DR. EVIL: :::gives Snape a warning look, and then they exchange warning looks for the next minute or so until...
MCGONAGALL: ....well? Let's go already! To Professor Snape's room!
HAGRID: GET THIS RUDDY SOCK OFF ME HEAD!!!!
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to be continued.......
what should happen next? Wait, I'm the author, I guess I gotta think of that..... oh well. PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!! I BEG OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
SNAPE: Then take it off, stupid!
HAGRID: :::backs away as if Snape is crazy::: I ain't touchin' the thing!
FAT BASTARD: That's mine!
SNAPE: :::nastily:: Hagrid, could this be a long lost relative of yours?
HAGRID: No, 'e's too fat!
FAT BASTARD: And he's got black hair! I have RED hair!
SNAPE: Then are you related to Mr. Weasley? :::points at Ron, who's walking down the hallway:::
RON: No way!
HARRY: Hey, Ron, who're you talking to?
RON: A really fat red-headed guy!
:::::All of a sudden, Mini Me is flying down the hallway::::
MINI ME: YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MCGONAGALL: Come down from there at once!
MINI ME: I can't! I don't know how!
MCGONAGAL: Accio Firebolt!
:::The broom goes straight to Mcgonagall, and she catches the broom and Mini Me falls off.:::
MINI ME: Ow.
MCGONAGALL: Now... if we could please get on without more interruption, I'd like to direct you "evil" people to the Transfiguration class.
DR. EVIL & THE OTHERS: ::::running down the hall::: Mini Me! Are you all right? ::checking over him:: There are no chew marks, right?
MINI ME: ... I'm fine.
FAT BASTARD: What... (huff) about... (puff) me?...... ::::falls down again from running so hard and starts breathing really fast:::::
MCGONAGALL: Poppy! We got a hyperventilating fat guy here!
FAT BASTARD: No... I'm... fine...
MCGONAGALL: Um, never mind, Poppy.... look, we cannot afford to waste any more time. Follow me. ::::walk to the Transfiguration room:::: Good. Now..... as I know, you all have SOME magic blood in you, although that is extremely hard to believe...
NUMBER TWO: Look what Mustafa's doing!
::::Mustafa is turning different colors::::
MCGONAGALL: Ugh. Some people have allergic reactions to this room, and-
SNAPE: Perhaps they need some fresh air. Like OUTSIDE. Away from the castle where they can wreak havoc without doing damage.
MCGONAGALL: Maybe they need a room that's a little cooler... how about doing potions instead, Severus?
SNAPE: :::Cringes since his plan to get the "evil" people away from the castle didn't work::: I don't think it would be necessary...
MINI ME: You're name's Severus?!? Ha!
SNAPE: :::gives Mini Me a warning look::: Maybe I can use this one for a mop to clean the bathroom?
DR. EVIL: :::gives Snape a warning look, and then they exchange warning looks for the next minute or so until...
MCGONAGALL: ....well? Let's go already! To Professor Snape's room!
HAGRID: GET THIS RUDDY SOCK OFF ME HEAD!!!!
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to be continued.......
what should happen next? Wait, I'm the author, I guess I gotta think of that..... oh well. PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!! I BEG OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!