The Gundam Pilots meet Space Ghost.
Disclaimer: ok I don't own Gundam Wing, Space Ghost, or any other trademarked characters that might appear during this sugar induced fan-fic. Yet……….
The Ghost Planet lounge, 15 min till air time. Moltar and Zorak are sitting at the table drinking God-knows-what.
Moltar:………….
Zorak: ummmmm……
Moltar: hmmmmm……….(sips)
Space Ghost(from background): No Banjo! Why?! BBBBAAAANNNJO!!!!!!!!!!
Moltar & Zorak look at each other and laugh uncontrollably.
Basic SG C2C intro. SG inviso's into view. There is a shadow behind the large window but he doesn't notice.
Space Ghost: Greetings I'm Space Ghost. On tonight's show we have….
A REALLY annoying alarm goes off. Red lights and everything.
Moltar: Umm…. Boss? We have intruders! Red alert Red alert (glances at screen) hey…..Chips……. Red alert all men to battle stations!
Scene switch to Tansuit & Brak playing chess.
Brak: King me! Ohh, pretty lights.
Tansuit: (hears Moltar's ranting) Do you think he means us? Do we have battle stations? I don't like battles.
Space ghost (over inter-comm): We must stop them by any means.
Brak: Somebody say beans? Wholikesbeans. (runs out.)
Back in Moltar's control room/cave/thing.
Space ghost: do you have it under control?
Moltar: No.
Space Ghost: Awesome! Zorak, Play me to the desk!
A very classical tune comes from Zorak's piano/cage/thing.
Space ghost: (looks over and sees Quatre in Zoraks spot.) You're….not Zorak. Are you?
Quatre: Nope. (does his infamous weasel laugh)
Space ghost: Right. Ummm, where's my coffee?
Duo Stomps in and slams a mug on S.G.'s desk.
Duo: Here ya are pal, complements of the Great Destroyer. ( Stomps away)
Space Ghost: Must be new here….. ( looks into mug and sees that Duo had already drunk the coffee.) Moltar, I need more coffee. Moltar? Mooollltar?
Moltar is sitting back in the control room with Wufei, showing him how to work that big box thing.
Moltar: It's easy just pull the lever up, then down. Up down. Up down. Simple.
Wufei: if a weakling like you can do it than so can I. (grabs lever) up down. Up down. Up down. Down up. Wait, NO! INJUSTICE!!!!!!
Back at the desk…….
Space Ghost: (looks at Quatre) sooo…… um…… yeah. Hey! Where's Zorak?
Quatre: That ugly locust? Heero did something with him. There he is. Hey Heero!
Heero, who had been hacking into Space Ghost's bank account, looks up and curses under his breath.
Heero: Yes, Quatre?
Quatre: The guy in spandex wants to know where that big bug is.
Heero: hn…. (points at ceiling)
Zorak hangs there tied up and gagged.
Space Ghost: Beautiful!! ( starts zapping the helpless mantis like there's no tomorrow.)
As Zorak turns golden brown we cut to a commercial.